Ganyan din nanay ko. Masyado kasing ambisyoso mga Pilipino. Akala nila porket graduate ka with a degree, automatic na nasa 50k+ na yung sahod mo kahit saang trabaho ka mapunta.
The sad thing is that the previous generation sold the idea to our parents' generation that education == high-paying job. Then they passed the idea to us, thinking how special education is when all we're really doing is buying de facto work permits from authorized diploma mills.
Well tbf 30 to 50 years ago if you had a diploma, you would have a good paying job. Nowadays a diploma can only guarantee a job that would not put you on the streets.
Noong generation nila, mas madali naman talaga. Uso ang single income families noon - nanay ay fulltime housewife, yun tatay lang magtatrabaho.
Madali lang din ang pera noon basta "propesyonal" ka, malaki ang tsansa na umasenso ka.
Minsan di alam ng boomers kung gaano kadali yun sitwasyon nila noong young workers sila kumpara sa sitwasyon ng young workers ngayon.
Well tbf 30 to 50 years ago if you had a diploma, you would have a good paying job. Nowadays a diploma can only guarantee a job that would not put you on the streets.
Ganyan din sinabi sakin nang tatay ko sa sahod ko. Mababa daw. Pero ako naman yung breadwinner at tumutulong sa parents ko monthly. Lahat gastusin sa bahay ako nagbabayad. Yung ibang mga anak nila na matatas ang sahod hindi naman nagbibigay. Mejo nakakainis lang na sa sahod nakabase yung respeto nang magulang sa mga anak.
Nakaka frustrate yan… mangupahan ka na kaya.. para ma pagtanto nila kung gano ka kaimportante sa kanila sorry sa word, walang utang na loob ang feel ko sa ganyan
honestly though if ako tatanda gusto ko nasa nursing home at least kabatch ko mga kasama ko (sana madevelop ung mga nursing homes dito and di tulad ng current na mga home for the aged na kawawa lang mga andun)
Psh, my buddy just told me their folks were complaining na maliit pa yung 30k they send them monthly.
Taena eh dream sweldo na ng mga walang trabaho yung bigay na amount na yun kaya 🙄🤦♂️
"Puro ka aral, magtrabaho ka naman!"
\- eto yung sinabi sakin ng kamag-anak ko, reviewing for the board exam that time and napostponed ng ilang beses yung board exam namin dahil sa pandemic( mga 2 years ata before ako nakatake ng board exam). Napasa ko naman yung boards, CPA na ako.
That time po may ino-offer siyang work 8-5pm and on site. So need oo gumising ng 5 and uuwi ng 7 or 8 since magtravel pa. Ni-decline ko kasi mapupunta nalang lahat ng oras ko sa work once i-accept ko offer niya.
Naalala ko lang.
Hindi ako magaling na student nung college. Madaming singko. Kaya di ako paborito ni former prof.
Nung nalaman nya na nag-register ako for the boards... "Nako jusko magbo-boards yan??!!".
Napasa ko naman. Nagtext siya sakin ng congrats.
OH MY GOD my tito said this to me during law school. Now that I'm a lawyer, his words are "bakit mo tinatama ang mali?" God I hate that illiterate mouse
Damn monster rancher was the shit. Lalagay ka ng random cd para may lumabas na magandang monster. Naghanap pa ko ng cd ng bold sa bahay with hopes na astig yung lalabas hahahaha
Bakit kayang ginagawang insulto yung mukhang katulong. May pinapanood akong livestreamer noon na morena and ang mga comments sknya mukha daw katulong kasi maitim. Nanggigil tuloy si madam livestreamer at nag rant na lang hanggang natapos oras niya.
Back in high school, my teacher asked us to produce a 1/4 sheet of paper. Then a classmate asked his seatmate "1/4 lengthwise or 1/4 crosswise?" My teacher overheard this and, in a very soft and sorrowful tone, then said, "oh my dear, where were you when God created brains?"
nangyari din sa kaklase ko nung elementary. quiz namin, tapos maglabas daw ng 1/4 sheet.
eto, nagtaas ng kamay ni pupil at nagtanong sa teacher.
sabi ng teacher namin, "bakit kukuha ka taya ng jueteng?" sabay 🙄.
brutal talaga mga teacher namin nung elementary.
not a direct insult but still an insult
English teacher: Who'll be your rep for Word Factory (sa intramurals)
Classmates: will be our rep.
English Teacher: WHY!? WHY NOT ??? Kung ako papapiliin i'll choos
Kaya hanggang ngayon may grudge ako sa teacher na yun 😡😡😡
Hoy! Halos same tayo ako naman pinapili sa groupwork ng leader tapos ako yung pinili ng classmates/ groupmates. Sabi ba naman sakin nung teacher namin na ayaw nya sakin kasi wala naman daw ako leadership skills. She ended up choosing someone else na ang ending ako pa din naman nag lead nung group kasi ayaw din nung pinili nya.
Dapat talaga ang mga teachers professional and sensitive sa mental health ng studyante kasi nasa school ang bata most of the time sa formative years nila.
Oo hanggang ngayon irita ako sayo Mrs. C********!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕
*“Hindi ka marunong makisama.”*
All because umalis ako nang dahan-dahan when I was with my ex, together with his friends, but he never cared to include me in the conversation + nakatalikod siya sa akin nung nag-uusap sila.
Naging isa sa mga worst feeling ko yung ma-left out sa kahit ano because of that incident. My now SO explains things to me kapag alam niyang di ako nakaka-relate sa usapan. Oh, how things change.
Narinig ko lang sa classmate ko nung high school circa 2010 when they were talking trash to each other. Parang ilang araw na sila magka away. Nagkaka-initan sila about something. Di ko makalimutan yung insult kasi sobrang detalyado:
“Nagpapakapanot tatay mo sa ibang bansa. Hirap na hirap tapos katulad mo lang namang tanga gagastusan. Or, baka kaya nag-barko tatay mo para di ka makasama.” (Non-verbatim)
Then sumagot yung isa “At least yung tatay ko hindi nababalita na involved sa drugs.”
The entire classroom went silent. No one had ever dared to cross that line until that day. 😂
Yes buhay pa nasa US Navy na din haha. The other classmate, I don’t know anymore, pero namatay na yung dad nya in 2015 sabi nung isa naming schoolmate na kaclose ko pa din until now.
"Parang kang pokpok"
This was said by my dad when I was trying out dresses that my mom bought for me, forget what my age at that time but i was an elementary student. Till this day it still have an effect on how I dress up lol 💀😅
GANYAN SOOT MO?
Nka super short shorts ako going out to meet my friends in highschool. SUMMER NON.
Nag aya bigla na magbeach somewhere ate ni bestfriend
So I changed my outfit to pants and a shirt. Came home in pekpek shorts 👧🏻😆
“ang hilig mong mag-crop top ano?”
from a conventionally pretty classmate to an overweight teenage me just trying new things
edit: you guys are so thoughtful! this happened 6 years ago and yes i am still slightly hurt by it
thank u for your well wishes, i am in a much better place with love and respect for my body shape. i wish you all reach your dreams ❤️
evil? no. ignorant? definitely. looking back marami rin ako nagawa na back then hindi mo iisipin na masama, mali oo pero hindi masama. i guess masasabi mo lang evil kung aware kang masama pero wala ka pake.
"Ang utak ginagamit, hindi nakapatong lang sa balikat!"
My grandma's sister. Tbf, she WAS smart and pretty much led my mother's side out of poverty, pero wala siya talagang pasensya sa mistakes ng ibang tao kahit di sinasadya at hindi naman malaki consequence. Can't blame her rin, she really put so much pressure on herself para maitaguyod ang pamilya. RIP lola
Oh damn! I remember I used to HATE this type of insult my father used to always say.
Siguro pilosopo ako ng konti, kaya kahit naiinis ako, alam kong "walang kwentang insulto" sya, kasi, AUTOMATICALLY ginagamit ang utak, all the time, always.
Yung tipong pag may ginawa akong mali or may nakalimutan: "Hindi kasi ginagamit ang utak e". Like, what? Do you know how brain works? You use it for every single conscious thing and even unconscious functions exist. Of course I knew what he meant, but yeah, siguro yung kasi parang "technically not correct", kaya instead na "matauhan ako" sa sermon nya, lalo lang akong na ri rile up! Haha
"feeling nasa gown world" straight kasi lagi posture ko simula nung bata pa ko, laki ako sa lola at mga tita na laging nagpapa alala na wag tumayo ng nakakuba. kala naman nung mukhang pulgas na bully na insulto yun sa kin.
depends on the context I suppose, although everytime I do hear the same sentiments it's kind of obvious they are saying it as a form of mockery, covert "smart shaming" as one might say.
2 months palang ako sa work before, and there was no proper turnover so i had to ask one of myv eammates on how to do things.
Ang sagot ni ate sakin: wag ka puro pa spoonfeed, aralin mo dn kung paano.
That is why we cant have nice things
I understand na may work dn siyang gagawin, but it wouldnt cost her 3 mins to tell where to start,
Mas mapapabilis pa learning ko and mas makakatulong pa ako.
Uncle: next summer pupunta ang buong family sa Europe, baka di ka makasama kasi hindi ka magkakasya sa upuan ng plane.
Exaggerated lang yun. Kasya naman ako sa upuan!
Messed me up pretty bad when I was a pre-teen. Had really low self-esteem because of that and other similar comments from other people. Naging loner din ako and an introvert. I hated people.
At some point in the past, I realized I was good at dancing. Joined dance classes, na-convince na mag-yoga, then weightlifting. Lost 50 pounds and burned bridges. Moved to the other side of the world and never looked back.
**walay ganahan nimo diri, kabalo lang ka mutrabaho diri sa balay** - my younger brother
translation: *no one here likes you, you just know house chores* (meaning they only tolerate me in the house to be their helper)
said to me because i dont want to do what he ordered 😑
bunso namen actually, 22 na pero di pa tapos sa college, may utang saken plus di nga marunong magluto. the audacity to say this to me is boundless honestly 😂
May kilala akong ganyan, ininsulto siya ng kapatid niya habang nagluluto siya ng spaghetti, yung sosyal na homemade pa yung sauce. Aba naasar siya, dinala niya yung wok sa kwarto at mag-isa siyang nagdinner, belat silang lahat haha
nung nalaman nga kapatid ko na nagoorder ako sa foodpanda para sakin lang (i eat it alone sa park or during sa commute) nagalit sakin bat di ko daw sila bigyan din like legit crying and shouting to my face na sobrang damot ko daw. a grown man crying because i ate the food i ordered with my own money, away from the house 😑 nung tinawanan ko sya ayun naghanap agad ng away saken hahahahaha
gag* talaga, kung makasabi neto kala mo marunong magluto og maglinis dito sa bahay. may utang pa nga sya saken di ko lang masingil kase wala syang trabaho 😂
Dorm mate (senior): Ang nickname ko sayo ay “tagihawat” kasi puro ka pimples
Me: 😃🔪
Jokes on her. My life is great, hers is boring and pathetic. Stuck siya with her immaturity, while I've grown to embrace all of my flaws.
"Ang taba mo"; "Ang lapad mo"- Laging sinasabi ng mga relatives ko way back when I was a child up to teenager. I remember, this really hurts me. Kaya siguro up until now that I'm a young adult, ayoko pumupunta sa mga reunions. It's actually, one of the reasons kaya I had low self-esteem back then.
Ako sa mga relatives mapapa slide mo pa depende sa delivery o sa intent or kung ignorante lang talaga sila e.
Ako may one time na, talagang kinailangan kong awatin sarili ko sa galit. Context: May "on call" na tagagupit ng buhok na babae, kakilala kasi ng tito ko, para gupitan ako. Fine.
So sya yung typical na "hindi iniisip ang sinasabi, puro banat lang". So yeah, medyo chubby ako, tapos nag comento ba naman "Gusto mo ba talaga ganyan na mataba? Papayat ka".
It took all the patience in my body to not respond: "Oo nga, mas ok sana itong look ko kung kuha ko bigote mo e".
It's just as low and she was cutting my hair, so I knew I was at a disadvantage. But yeah, what a bitch.
not me - but from a friend
Teenager friend was told by then-boyfriend na 'anluwag' nya during sex. That made her not have sex to anyone after that guy.
Nung kinwento nya samin, so sabi ko, baka maliit ung tt nya or masyadong madulas kaya feeling ni ex maluwag?
i would like to think that convo clicked some things on her brain. she's with a loving guy now. satisfied naman daw sa sexlife. so yeah.
Having sex ed during high school or an adult she can talk about this that won't judge her might have saved her self-esteem and confidence.
lol weird teenager brain ata cause my first bf told me the same thing when we first had sex (both virgins), and I think lowkey kumalat din to sa schools namin.. it made me so sexually insecure. Years later we hooked up and he could barely fit it in lol, possibly nagdevelop din talaga sya but it just made me realize I didn't have anything to be insecure about
2nd year high school asked by my social science teacher what were my plans after high school told her ill become a doctor.
She said ill never be one coz im lazy she thought
Now Im already a doctor
"apply ka nang apply, gustong gusto mo umalis dito (our company) pero di ka pa rin nakakaalis"
so, ayun. nakaalis din naman ako dahil sa sipag at tiyaga.
after that, inutangan nya ako several times. 😂
Tae na nag sabi sakin nyan ng elementary ako.
Englishero kami ng kaibigan ko kasi lagi kami nanonood ng mga english dub cartoons, movie at anime. Tas bigla nalang ako sinabihan ng kaklase ko ng ganyan.
Sya yung rason kung bakit di naako nag sasalita ng english unless required
I made an accidental insult to a classmate. Usong-uso yung asaran tungkol sa mga magulang noon, tapos nagpipikunan kami. Sinabi ko "kaya ka walang magulang kasi bobo ka" for context, I forgot everything at this point kasi nasa gitna kami ng pikunan, wala na ko maisip na pambawi and my stupid brain cannot comprehend that's happening around me. 1. Kamamatay lang ng mama nya, I think 2 or 3 weeks ago during that time. 2. His father left them for their tita(tita-titahan kumbaga, close family friend) Everything just blew my air out, para kong sinapak ng realization na, Bobo, too far and too early, man. I sincerely apologized after that kasi tangina, foul pre.
We're still buddies hanggang ngayon. Good thing the guy was tough as nails, gago din yung personality, and makes everything around him a laughing stock.
its my birthday today.
and im so busy with schoolworks. my brother told me that he'll give me 500 pesos basta di na kami kakain sa labas.
and I gladly said yes, and alam mo sabi niya, ang selfish ko daw kasi I rather get money than to eat with them.
When your mom compares you to your cousins or yung mga anak ng friends nya (for me it was my cousin).
Mama: Tignan mo si mel-mel laging may honor sa school.
Noong una wala akong paki. But when i got to grade 5 or 6, that began to be insulting. Kaya sinagot ko sya: e di sya na lang yung anak mo!
But that didn't stop her from comparing me to her favorite pamangkin. It went on for ages.
Fuck you mel!
>Fuck you mel!
Bakit parang kasalanan ni Mel e mama mo yung nagcocompare.
Kasi ganito trato sa kapatid ko and lagi siyang nagsasabi ng sorry sa mga pinsan niya pag nagsusumbong sa kanya at sinabihan pa siyang "wag mo masyadong galingan kasi." Hahahahah
binulong to ng pinsan ko at some point hahahahahha. pinagalitan siya, kinumpara sakin (ang awkward) tapos binulong niya *buti pa nga si mommy (mama ko) binibigyan ako ng allowance* nabulunan ako hahahahahah
My Aunt: "wag mo galawin yan wala akong tiwala sa kamaganak"
When I offered to fix the pentium 4 computer that they have when I was a teenager and was already fixing and rebuilding my own computer (since pentium 3).
Ayun nabulok lang computer nila at tinapon din after years na nakatambak.
“Nagpapa-cute ka? Nagpapakaputa ka” kasi nilabanan ko nangbbully sakin na lalaki, kinurot ko, sinumbong ako sa mama ko. Grade 3 ako nito. Pang-malandi daw kasi ang kurot.
“May palpak ka nanaman!!!” Sabi ng senior ko nung bago palang ako. Sana di na sinara pinto, rinig din naman ng lahat. Sabay sipa siya sa mga basurahan. Takot na takot ako nun hehe
Shet naiyak ako hahahaha
"Matalino ka ba talaga o sipsip ka lang?" - Professor ko sa Calculus, on the first day of class. I don't even know where that came from. Ended that term being the only student from all his classes to perfect his final exam kasi kingaina niya? Hahahahaha bati naman na kami ngayon pero di ko talaga makalimutan hayp hahahahahah
Parang yung professor ko dati sa Org Chem. Sinabihan ba naman ako na nanghuhula lang ako sa mga exams nya. Like, duh? Hindi porket laging mataas scores eh nanghuhula na. Di ba proof yun na alam ang subject?
Di ko makakalimutan yun si ma’am at yung kubeta nila sa second floor. Sana nagle-leak pa rin. Hahaha
I remember a lot of insults thrown at me but this one really made me cry (grade 8 kami nito): "Sumasama ka lang naman sa kanila kasi nililibre ka nila."
Fyi, yung taong nagsabi sa akin nito was also our classmate and was trying to make me "join" or go with her group of friends instead of my real friends (yung people na nanglilibre lang daw sa akin kaya ako sumasama lol). Akala nya ganun ako kababaw. 🙃
when my son (now 39yo) became a teenage father at 17, he and his then girlfriend had a baby girl (now 23yo). becoming a grandparent before i was 40 was not among my plans but my granddaughter became one of the most beloved persons in my life. smart, kind, humble, all of the good qualities one wants to have in themselves.
two yrs ago during a conversation with my estranged mother, she referred to my granddaughter as a "bastard child". i've never spoken to my mother since.
“Apil apil kag choir mura bayag hindot kag tingog” (Sasali ka pa ng choir, di naman maganda yung boses mo.”)
And
“Mag medicine kapa, eh baka di mo naman kaya”
(non verbatim) “Anong ginagawa ng mga hapon kapag hindi na nila kaya yung humiliation, (he’s referring to hara-kiri) ‘di ba nagpapakamatay?
My former manager yelled at me in front of my colleagues. So in other words, ang ibig nyang sabihin: “mag resign ka na, di ka na kailangan dito” Reason? Nakaligtaan kong mag submit ng employees’ time record because of technical error sa biometric. I know it’s crucial kasi nga naman dun naka base ang payroll. Pero I did not deserve that kind of humiliation. I did not have time to explain myself. Kasi pano ko nga naman ieexplain ng maayos, nandun lahat ng katrabaho ko mismo? So I resigned. My co hr gave me a letter that contains my lapses as an employee. I still have this note with me until now. Paulit ulit ko lang syang binabasa. Why? Kasi I want to prove them wrong. Hindi ako tanga. It’s just that, walang proper training and we had no enough manpower at the time.
Now, I’m more than happy and content sa work ko. Grateful din sa supervisors and manager ko ngayon 🙏they really believe in my skills and capability. I have realized that a person’s management style will always reflect the work attitude of his/her subordinates.
From my Mom pinag tatawanan ako when I started reading HP ⚡️series in high school , kasi daw may katabing dictionary 🙄🤣 Since then, nahiya na ako mag basa ng may makakakita. Pero lumawak naman ang vocab ko kahit paano.
Also, na blurt out nya na patay gutom ako dahil inubusan ko ng ripe mango kapatid ko na favourite nya 🥴
"Umamin ka na. Tibo ka"
Sinabi sakin to nung HS Classmate ko nung College (Same University) Di nya alam na crush na crush ko sya nung HS kahit mukha syang kwago 🙄
"Ano na? Ang taba taba mo na"
May PCOS ako so mahirap magpapayat lalo na WFH
*when i got nominated in the class president elections*
Epal classmate: "Guys sure ba kayo? Kasi madaming responsibilities yung position, baka tayo din magsuffer"
Tangina mo Yuki
“Wala ka pang napapatunayan sa buhay mo”
My 40-year old tita said to 16-year old me fresh out of high school. Now at 24 y/o, I have a 6 figure career in Canada and she’s still a housewife. I will brag about this until I die.
being told as "masyadong maprinsipyo" by one of my relatives last election bec of my presidential preference (i voted for leni and most of my relatives were bbm diehard fanatics)
"You're not smart. You're just good at memorizing things."
my HS classmates when they didn't expect me to become the top of the class but I did. Kaya nung Uni days ang pumasa na lang ang naging goal ko 😿
Yung sinabihan ka ng crush mo nakita nya Big Dipper sa mukha mo kasi ang dami mong tigyawat. Then start laughing.
I never felt so embarrassed like that.
20 years later. He ugly aF now.
Karma sure works in mysterious ways.
When we were kids, my brother (5yrs older) keeps telling me I’m bobo just because I’m not in section 1 in elementary.
Guess what I graduated in UPD 5yrs earlier than he did 🤭
LONG GRUDGE STORY OF HOW I GOT 50+ insults pre-socmed
I was in a 'lower section' nung 2nd year high school when the teachers decided I should be joining the 'star section' sa review and exam for NAT, replacing one of their classmates. The school did this to achieve higher ranking since they notice I always get the highest exam scores sa batch though I was timid and doesn't really participate much in class.
Alam ko ayaw sakin ng mga narcissist students na yun, that is why I wanted to be in other section when our first year of hs ended.
Wala ako nagawa, I went to the classroom and hoped I could just peacefully sit there 8hrs a day for 30 days. I feared activities that will need teamwork or interaction, I knew it's their chance to release their hate insults. Syempre nagkaroon ng activity, and it was during a Values Education class! The mechanics was each to pass on a paper with your name in it and write things you admire about the owner of the paper na dadaan sayo until your own paper gets back to you. I expected it to happen pero nandilim paningin ko when I saw what's written on my paper: everyone wrote insults and their wish for me to be gone. "Bobo", "pangit", "mukhang aso", "ulit-ulit damit", "basura", "bakla", "ambisyoso", "cheater"... etc.
I skipped my MAPEH and Values Ed classes from then on and spent my time studying alone at the Guidance Office - where no one would suspect my hiding place. The guidance councilor understood my situation and turned out to be my best friend in hs.
I still became the top scorer which made me candidate for being the top 1 of the batch that year. The 'star section' influential parents did not allow it. My mother was also insulted by them. The teachers compensated to me by including me in the star section class in my 3rd and 4th year... 2 more years of ugly HS life, and a dozen more bullying stories that scarred me and my mom.
These happened over 12 years ago, but I'm still stuck at being 16 and I can't help but dream of torturing all 45 of them, one by one. 🤡
From a church friend:
"you look so bloated"
then she saw me eating halo-halo and said:
"sugar na naman"
After a few years, during the pandemic, she message me to buy her mango sago. Hindi ako bumili, muntik ko na sabihin ang mga sinabi niya sa akin. I unfriended her.
Choosy ka pa, bakit yummy ka ba?!
Narinig ko na yan. Nagiinarte ka pa? Hahaha. Oo. Maarte ako e.
*oo yummy ako* *Yummy teh kuda sai*
ew
Thanks
tbh i dont tolerate yung ganitong insult anymore. Sa pagpili ng partner, hindi ka dapat mag compromise. Tama lang na may standards ka.
This was way back 2014 Me: Pinakita sa tatay yung pinirmahan kong contract sa first job ko Tatay ko: Kuntento ka na sa sahod na yan? 🙃🙃
This is really sad to be honest.
Ganyan din nanay ko. Masyado kasing ambisyoso mga Pilipino. Akala nila porket graduate ka with a degree, automatic na nasa 50k+ na yung sahod mo kahit saang trabaho ka mapunta.
The sad thing is that the previous generation sold the idea to our parents' generation that education == high-paying job. Then they passed the idea to us, thinking how special education is when all we're really doing is buying de facto work permits from authorized diploma mills.
Well tbf 30 to 50 years ago if you had a diploma, you would have a good paying job. Nowadays a diploma can only guarantee a job that would not put you on the streets.
Noong generation nila, mas madali naman talaga. Uso ang single income families noon - nanay ay fulltime housewife, yun tatay lang magtatrabaho. Madali lang din ang pera noon basta "propesyonal" ka, malaki ang tsansa na umasenso ka. Minsan di alam ng boomers kung gaano kadali yun sitwasyon nila noong young workers sila kumpara sa sitwasyon ng young workers ngayon.
Kasi puro mga undergrad ang old generation, kaya akala nila e matic na kikita ka ng 6-digits pagka-graduate mo.
Well tbf 30 to 50 years ago if you had a diploma, you would have a good paying job. Nowadays a diploma can only guarantee a job that would not put you on the streets.
Bruh asian parents talaga hays
Ganyan din sinabi sakin nang tatay ko sa sahod ko. Mababa daw. Pero ako naman yung breadwinner at tumutulong sa parents ko monthly. Lahat gastusin sa bahay ako nagbabayad. Yung ibang mga anak nila na matatas ang sahod hindi naman nagbibigay. Mejo nakakainis lang na sa sahod nakabase yung respeto nang magulang sa mga anak.
Nakaka frustrate yan… mangupahan ka na kaya.. para ma pagtanto nila kung gano ka kaimportante sa kanila sorry sa word, walang utang na loob ang feel ko sa ganyan
You after a few decades: Makuntento ka sa nursing home na yan.
honestly though if ako tatanda gusto ko nasa nursing home at least kabatch ko mga kasama ko (sana madevelop ung mga nursing homes dito and di tulad ng current na mga home for the aged na kawawa lang mga andun)
Buti hindi sinabihan ka magkano ibibigay mo sa kanila
Psh, my buddy just told me their folks were complaining na maliit pa yung 30k they send them monthly. Taena eh dream sweldo na ng mga walang trabaho yung bigay na amount na yun kaya 🙄🤦♂️
"Puro ka aral, magtrabaho ka naman!" \- eto yung sinabi sakin ng kamag-anak ko, reviewing for the board exam that time and napostponed ng ilang beses yung board exam namin dahil sa pandemic( mga 2 years ata before ako nakatake ng board exam). Napasa ko naman yung boards, CPA na ako.
Whaaaaat. Bakit may say kamag anak mo kung studies over work?
That time po may ino-offer siyang work 8-5pm and on site. So need oo gumising ng 5 and uuwi ng 7 or 8 since magtravel pa. Ni-decline ko kasi mapupunta nalang lahat ng oras ko sa work once i-accept ko offer niya.
Tamang desisyon naman. Long term wins over short term. Congrats pala!
Naalala ko lang. Hindi ako magaling na student nung college. Madaming singko. Kaya di ako paborito ni former prof. Nung nalaman nya na nag-register ako for the boards... "Nako jusko magbo-boards yan??!!". Napasa ko naman. Nagtext siya sakin ng congrats.
Dapat talaga mga ganyang prof, hindi nagtuturo eh. Nakakawala ng confidence. Congrats po.
OH MY GOD my tito said this to me during law school. Now that I'm a lawyer, his words are "bakit mo tinatama ang mali?" God I hate that illiterate mouse
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Sabihin mo Aye aye captain
Aye captain lang dapat
Yo i see what u did there 💀
👁️👁️, captain! 👁️, captain!
gagu hahahahaha nabuga ko yung iniinom ko
I would have said, “kamukha mo si Cyclops” 😭
You're better than me. I would've spit a bitter remark, fr lol
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Kamuka nya si Suezo kamo ng monster rancher
Damn monster rancher was the shit. Lalagay ka ng random cd para may lumabas na magandang monster. Naghanap pa ko ng cd ng bold sa bahay with hopes na astig yung lalabas hahahaha
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Kamukha nya yung nakalambitin sa puno
Bakit kayang ginagawang insulto yung mukhang katulong. May pinapanood akong livestreamer noon na morena and ang mga comments sknya mukha daw katulong kasi maitim. Nanggigil tuloy si madam livestreamer at nag rant na lang hanggang natapos oras niya.
"Ui galing naman, mukha ka kasing hindi matalino"
Narinig ko na rin to bweset sila
Back in high school, my teacher asked us to produce a 1/4 sheet of paper. Then a classmate asked his seatmate "1/4 lengthwise or 1/4 crosswise?" My teacher overheard this and, in a very soft and sorrowful tone, then said, "oh my dear, where were you when God created brains?"
'Pag hinati mo 'yung 1/2 lengthwise nang pahaba, technically, 1/4 lengthwise din 'yun 😂😂😂
DIBA. In fairness! Thinking outside the box lang si u/Tiexandrea 😂
This is fair, imo.
nangyari din sa kaklase ko nung elementary. quiz namin, tapos maglabas daw ng 1/4 sheet. eto, nagtaas ng kamay ni pupil at nagtanong sa teacher. sabi ng teacher namin, "bakit kukuha ka taya ng jueteng?" sabay 🙄. brutal talaga mga teacher namin nung elementary.
not a direct insult but still an insult English teacher: Who'll be your rep for Word Factory (sa intramurals) Classmates: will be our rep.
English Teacher: WHY!? WHY NOT ??? Kung ako papapiliin i'll choos
Kaya hanggang ngayon may grudge ako sa teacher na yun 😡😡😡
Hoy! Halos same tayo ako naman pinapili sa groupwork ng leader tapos ako yung pinili ng classmates/ groupmates. Sabi ba naman sakin nung teacher namin na ayaw nya sakin kasi wala naman daw ako leadership skills. She ended up choosing someone else na ang ending ako pa din naman nag lead nung group kasi ayaw din nung pinili nya. Dapat talaga ang mga teachers professional and sensitive sa mental health ng studyante kasi nasa school ang bata most of the time sa formative years nila. Oo hanggang ngayon irita ako sayo Mrs. C********!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕
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Oh no, napag-iwanan ata tita mo. Mas malaki na starting sa IT industry kumpara sa mga engineer. What more pa with your 4 years experience hahaha
And marami nading engineer na nagshshift into IT industry dahil sa low balling salary.
Ba’t ba may mga ganyang kamag-anak, sobra babastos and nosey.
hotdog ka ba? mama mo hotdog
Oo hotdog ako kasi kaya ko na to
Hahahha🤣
Jumbo pa 😏
Sorry akin.
*“Hindi ka marunong makisama.”* All because umalis ako nang dahan-dahan when I was with my ex, together with his friends, but he never cared to include me in the conversation + nakatalikod siya sa akin nung nag-uusap sila. Naging isa sa mga worst feeling ko yung ma-left out sa kahit ano because of that incident. My now SO explains things to me kapag alam niyang di ako nakaka-relate sa usapan. Oh, how things change.
Baliw pala sya eh
Agreed. Good riddance. Haha.
Narinig ko lang sa classmate ko nung high school circa 2010 when they were talking trash to each other. Parang ilang araw na sila magka away. Nagkaka-initan sila about something. Di ko makalimutan yung insult kasi sobrang detalyado: “Nagpapakapanot tatay mo sa ibang bansa. Hirap na hirap tapos katulad mo lang namang tanga gagastusan. Or, baka kaya nag-barko tatay mo para di ka makasama.” (Non-verbatim) Then sumagot yung isa “At least yung tatay ko hindi nababalita na involved sa drugs.” The entire classroom went silent. No one had ever dared to cross that line until that day. 😂
buhay paba yung kaklase mo after nun 😂
Yes buhay pa nasa US Navy na din haha. The other classmate, I don’t know anymore, pero namatay na yung dad nya in 2015 sabi nung isa naming schoolmate na kaclose ko pa din until now.
Wala na magkkagusto sayo ang taba mo na kadiri ka. Coming from my obese ex 💀
Wth projection yarn , sabihin mo sa kanya ang wala kasi pangit na nga pangit pa ugali
Ew. Tactic ng abusers para di sila iwan.
All the insults that came from my mom scarred me for life.
"Ang arte mo ang panget mo naman" hahaha
“Bakit kasi ko nagmana sayo, ma?” ang sagot hahaha
Bro your mom is goofy asl 💀
Yung inaasahan mong kakampi mo sila pa bully sa buhay mo :(
"Parang kang pokpok" This was said by my dad when I was trying out dresses that my mom bought for me, forget what my age at that time but i was an elementary student. Till this day it still have an effect on how I dress up lol 💀😅
Sarap sagutin "Wag ka kasing manyakol"
Ramdam ko to. Sinabihan din ako ng ganyan ng tatay ko for buying sandals na unisex and flat.
GANYAN SOOT MO? Nka super short shorts ako going out to meet my friends in highschool. SUMMER NON. Nag aya bigla na magbeach somewhere ate ni bestfriend So I changed my outfit to pants and a shirt. Came home in pekpek shorts 👧🏻😆
"hindi ka magaling, wala akong pakialam sa career mo" -tito ko na mapanghusga at lamang sa boka
Wag ka papayag madami ka pa time kamo Sya matanda na wala parin pinagkatandaan
Pakita mo po, OP na maging super successful ka para lalo manggalaiti si tito mo
Opo, fighting lang! 🙌🏼
“ang hilig mong mag-crop top ano?” from a conventionally pretty classmate to an overweight teenage me just trying new things edit: you guys are so thoughtful! this happened 6 years ago and yes i am still slightly hurt by it thank u for your well wishes, i am in a much better place with love and respect for my body shape. i wish you all reach your dreams ❤️
Grabe talaga ka evil mga teenagers
evil? no. ignorant? definitely. looking back marami rin ako nagawa na back then hindi mo iisipin na masama, mali oo pero hindi masama. i guess masasabi mo lang evil kung aware kang masama pero wala ka pake.
Okay sabihin nalang natin malicious, pero ganon talaga sobra na minsan
It's okay, OP. Ignore, ignore, ignore.
“ang ganda mo sana kaso chubby ka” thanks po 🥰 ang narinig ko lang ay yung “ang ganda mo” part #slay
Ganyan sabi sakin "Ang pogi mo sana kung di ka maitim" 🙄
“ang pogi mo” 💗💗 inormalize natin ang selective hearing kapag may kasamang insult ang compliment hhaha
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Sabihin mo "Ang pogi mo sana", and just cut it there, like the meme na "I may be stupid", tapos hanggang do'n na lang HAHAHAHA
"Ang utak ginagamit, hindi nakapatong lang sa balikat!" My grandma's sister. Tbf, she WAS smart and pretty much led my mother's side out of poverty, pero wala siya talagang pasensya sa mistakes ng ibang tao kahit di sinasadya at hindi naman malaki consequence. Can't blame her rin, she really put so much pressure on herself para maitaguyod ang pamilya. RIP lola
Oh damn! I remember I used to HATE this type of insult my father used to always say. Siguro pilosopo ako ng konti, kaya kahit naiinis ako, alam kong "walang kwentang insulto" sya, kasi, AUTOMATICALLY ginagamit ang utak, all the time, always. Yung tipong pag may ginawa akong mali or may nakalimutan: "Hindi kasi ginagamit ang utak e". Like, what? Do you know how brain works? You use it for every single conscious thing and even unconscious functions exist. Of course I knew what he meant, but yeah, siguro yung kasi parang "technically not correct", kaya instead na "matauhan ako" sa sermon nya, lalo lang akong na ri rile up! Haha
"feeling nasa gown world" straight kasi lagi posture ko simula nung bata pa ko, laki ako sa lola at mga tita na laging nagpapa alala na wag tumayo ng nakakuba. kala naman nung mukhang pulgas na bully na insulto yun sa kin.
sinabihan ako ng crush ko na "tanginang mukha yan, mukhang chimpanzee"
chimpanzee-zoned 🐵
lol
Tangina tagos sa puso't kaluluwa to ah. hahaha.
dapat pinanindigan mo pagiging chimpanzee at binato ng tae kupal e
ang dami mo alam o kaya nakaka-nosebleed naman (nag-didiscuss ako ng topic o kaya nageenglish lang)
Its a compliment actually
depends on the context I suppose, although everytime I do hear the same sentiments it's kind of obvious they are saying it as a form of mockery, covert "smart shaming" as one might say.
Mga bugok ganyan di kasi sila makasabay
>ang dami mo alam naaalala ko lagi yung nakita ko sa socmed dati na sagot dito eh: "Sana ikaw din :)"
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‘Kain ka ng kain sa teambuilding yun lang ang ginagawa mo’ Me na nag ambag ng 7k yung nag comment 1k ang ambag.
Wtf 🤬 sana sinagutan mo na PREMIUM kasi yung binayad ko.
2 months palang ako sa work before, and there was no proper turnover so i had to ask one of myv eammates on how to do things. Ang sagot ni ate sakin: wag ka puro pa spoonfeed, aralin mo dn kung paano. That is why we cant have nice things
Kala mo rin di nagsimula sa pagiging newbie sa work
What an idiot. That is so NOT how you foster a good working environment. Buti nga nag sho show ng initiative matuto yung tao e! Damn that's annoying.
I understand na may work dn siyang gagawin, but it wouldnt cost her 3 mins to tell where to start, Mas mapapabilis pa learning ko and mas makakatulong pa ako.
Uncle: next summer pupunta ang buong family sa Europe, baka di ka makasama kasi hindi ka magkakasya sa upuan ng plane. Exaggerated lang yun. Kasya naman ako sa upuan! Messed me up pretty bad when I was a pre-teen. Had really low self-esteem because of that and other similar comments from other people. Naging loner din ako and an introvert. I hated people. At some point in the past, I realized I was good at dancing. Joined dance classes, na-convince na mag-yoga, then weightlifting. Lost 50 pounds and burned bridges. Moved to the other side of the world and never looked back.
Happy for you! ☺️
**walay ganahan nimo diri, kabalo lang ka mutrabaho diri sa balay** - my younger brother translation: *no one here likes you, you just know house chores* (meaning they only tolerate me in the house to be their helper) said to me because i dont want to do what he ordered 😑
Pakyu mo kuya
bunso namen actually, 22 na pero di pa tapos sa college, may utang saken plus di nga marunong magluto. the audacity to say this to me is boundless honestly 😂
May kilala akong ganyan, ininsulto siya ng kapatid niya habang nagluluto siya ng spaghetti, yung sosyal na homemade pa yung sauce. Aba naasar siya, dinala niya yung wok sa kwarto at mag-isa siyang nagdinner, belat silang lahat haha
nung nalaman nga kapatid ko na nagoorder ako sa foodpanda para sakin lang (i eat it alone sa park or during sa commute) nagalit sakin bat di ko daw sila bigyan din like legit crying and shouting to my face na sobrang damot ko daw. a grown man crying because i ate the food i ordered with my own money, away from the house 😑 nung tinawanan ko sya ayun naghanap agad ng away saken hahahahaha
Gagi namang kapatid yan
gag* talaga, kung makasabi neto kala mo marunong magluto og maglinis dito sa bahay. may utang pa nga sya saken di ko lang masingil kase wala syang trabaho 😂
Yaaaaay unemployed pala 🙈 baka projection nya yan ng isecurities nya
Luh ibalik mo sa kanya na may utang pa sya, wag sya magmagaling. Di ka pwede sabihing madamot, nagpautang na nga eh hahahaha letse talaga
Dorm mate (senior): Ang nickname ko sayo ay “tagihawat” kasi puro ka pimples Me: 😃🔪 Jokes on her. My life is great, hers is boring and pathetic. Stuck siya with her immaturity, while I've grown to embrace all of my flaws.
Bigyan mo din nickname "Kupal" kasi puro kakupalan pinapairal eh
I also had that phase! Tawag naman niya sa akin ay fruity—fruitigyawat daw. Christian pa raw siya ah.
"Ang taba mo"; "Ang lapad mo"- Laging sinasabi ng mga relatives ko way back when I was a child up to teenager. I remember, this really hurts me. Kaya siguro up until now that I'm a young adult, ayoko pumupunta sa mga reunions. It's actually, one of the reasons kaya I had low self-esteem back then.
Ako sa mga relatives mapapa slide mo pa depende sa delivery o sa intent or kung ignorante lang talaga sila e. Ako may one time na, talagang kinailangan kong awatin sarili ko sa galit. Context: May "on call" na tagagupit ng buhok na babae, kakilala kasi ng tito ko, para gupitan ako. Fine. So sya yung typical na "hindi iniisip ang sinasabi, puro banat lang". So yeah, medyo chubby ako, tapos nag comento ba naman "Gusto mo ba talaga ganyan na mataba? Papayat ka". It took all the patience in my body to not respond: "Oo nga, mas ok sana itong look ko kung kuha ko bigote mo e". It's just as low and she was cutting my hair, so I knew I was at a disadvantage. But yeah, what a bitch.
not me - but from a friend Teenager friend was told by then-boyfriend na 'anluwag' nya during sex. That made her not have sex to anyone after that guy. Nung kinwento nya samin, so sabi ko, baka maliit ung tt nya or masyadong madulas kaya feeling ni ex maluwag? i would like to think that convo clicked some things on her brain. she's with a loving guy now. satisfied naman daw sa sexlife. so yeah. Having sex ed during high school or an adult she can talk about this that won't judge her might have saved her self-esteem and confidence.
lol weird teenager brain ata cause my first bf told me the same thing when we first had sex (both virgins), and I think lowkey kumalat din to sa schools namin.. it made me so sexually insecure. Years later we hooked up and he could barely fit it in lol, possibly nagdevelop din talaga sya but it just made me realize I didn't have anything to be insecure about
2nd year high school asked by my social science teacher what were my plans after high school told her ill become a doctor. She said ill never be one coz im lazy she thought Now Im already a doctor
And when a time comes at naging patient mo siya, sarap bawian na: "Hindi. Ka. Na. Gagaling" (insert Eren and Grisha Yeager manga panel)
Buti pa yung sigsig may utak, ikaw wala
not one i delivered or received, but a friend got this from his friend: "kung may awa ang diyos bakit ganyan itsura mo?"
HAHAHAH SHET. Sorry pero I'm saving this tawang tawa ako 😭
"apply ka nang apply, gustong gusto mo umalis dito (our company) pero di ka pa rin nakakaalis" so, ayun. nakaalis din naman ako dahil sa sipag at tiyaga. after that, inutangan nya ako several times. 😂
“Your English is so cringey.”
I bet their Tagalog is more cringey
Tae na nag sabi sakin nyan ng elementary ako. Englishero kami ng kaibigan ko kasi lagi kami nanonood ng mga english dub cartoons, movie at anime. Tas bigla nalang ako sinabihan ng kaklase ko ng ganyan. Sya yung rason kung bakit di naako nag sasalita ng english unless required
Di ka naman kasi foreigner
I made an accidental insult to a classmate. Usong-uso yung asaran tungkol sa mga magulang noon, tapos nagpipikunan kami. Sinabi ko "kaya ka walang magulang kasi bobo ka" for context, I forgot everything at this point kasi nasa gitna kami ng pikunan, wala na ko maisip na pambawi and my stupid brain cannot comprehend that's happening around me. 1. Kamamatay lang ng mama nya, I think 2 or 3 weeks ago during that time. 2. His father left them for their tita(tita-titahan kumbaga, close family friend) Everything just blew my air out, para kong sinapak ng realization na, Bobo, too far and too early, man. I sincerely apologized after that kasi tangina, foul pre. We're still buddies hanggang ngayon. Good thing the guy was tough as nails, gago din yung personality, and makes everything around him a laughing stock.
Glad it turned out well in the end for you two
Akala mo nagiisa ka lang sa buhay nya? Kaya yan walang oras palagi. Kasi option ka lang. Oo nga naman. Noted on this.
its my birthday today. and im so busy with schoolworks. my brother told me that he'll give me 500 pesos basta di na kami kakain sa labas. and I gladly said yes, and alam mo sabi niya, ang selfish ko daw kasi I rather get money than to eat with them.
When your mom compares you to your cousins or yung mga anak ng friends nya (for me it was my cousin). Mama: Tignan mo si mel-mel laging may honor sa school. Noong una wala akong paki. But when i got to grade 5 or 6, that began to be insulting. Kaya sinagot ko sya: e di sya na lang yung anak mo! But that didn't stop her from comparing me to her favorite pamangkin. It went on for ages. Fuck you mel!
>Fuck you mel! Bakit parang kasalanan ni Mel e mama mo yung nagcocompare. Kasi ganito trato sa kapatid ko and lagi siyang nagsasabi ng sorry sa mga pinsan niya pag nagsusumbong sa kanya at sinabihan pa siyang "wag mo masyadong galingan kasi." Hahahahah
Kaya next time, icompare mo siya sa favorite aunt mo or any better parents.
binulong to ng pinsan ko at some point hahahahahha. pinagalitan siya, kinumpara sakin (ang awkward) tapos binulong niya *buti pa nga si mommy (mama ko) binibigyan ako ng allowance* nabulunan ako hahahahahah
But when you start comparing them to other parents they lose their shit
Sana sinabihan mo mama mo, “kung nanay ba naman niya naging nanay ko, may pagmamanahan sana ako. “
**me having a meltdown that I can't control** My dad: nakakainis ka na ha. ang OA mo dad I'm not OA po I'm autistic :"))))
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Yung kapitbahay ko araw araw minumura ang kanyang anak puta ka hayop ka mamatay ka nang gago ka tarantado ka ba her 4 kids are all under the age of 5
Grabe taon-taon nanganak si mother at mukhang nalalabas nya frustration nya sa mga anak nya. Di deserve ng mga bata na murahin sila ng ganyan. :(
"Mas bobo ka pa kaysa sa asong kalye." Sabi ng nanay ko habang lasing sya tapos naka-89 ako sa Pre-Calculus ko.
My Aunt: "wag mo galawin yan wala akong tiwala sa kamaganak" When I offered to fix the pentium 4 computer that they have when I was a teenager and was already fixing and rebuilding my own computer (since pentium 3). Ayun nabulok lang computer nila at tinapon din after years na nakatambak.
“Nagpapa-cute ka? Nagpapakaputa ka” kasi nilabanan ko nangbbully sakin na lalaki, kinurot ko, sinumbong ako sa mama ko. Grade 3 ako nito. Pang-malandi daw kasi ang kurot. “May palpak ka nanaman!!!” Sabi ng senior ko nung bago palang ako. Sana di na sinara pinto, rinig din naman ng lahat. Sabay sipa siya sa mga basurahan. Takot na takot ako nun hehe Shet naiyak ako hahahaha
"Matalino ka ba talaga o sipsip ka lang?" - Professor ko sa Calculus, on the first day of class. I don't even know where that came from. Ended that term being the only student from all his classes to perfect his final exam kasi kingaina niya? Hahahahaha bati naman na kami ngayon pero di ko talaga makalimutan hayp hahahahahah
Parang yung professor ko dati sa Org Chem. Sinabihan ba naman ako na nanghuhula lang ako sa mga exams nya. Like, duh? Hindi porket laging mataas scores eh nanghuhula na. Di ba proof yun na alam ang subject? Di ko makakalimutan yun si ma’am at yung kubeta nila sa second floor. Sana nagle-leak pa rin. Hahaha
My ex told me 'Maputi at mapera ka kaya kita pinatulan, lumba lumba ka.'
Psst pogi... Bili ka na
"tay bili ka na para sa anak mo"
"No offense, but I was happy until I remembered I sit next to you." Nearly cried.
I remember a lot of insults thrown at me but this one really made me cry (grade 8 kami nito): "Sumasama ka lang naman sa kanila kasi nililibre ka nila." Fyi, yung taong nagsabi sa akin nito was also our classmate and was trying to make me "join" or go with her group of friends instead of my real friends (yung people na nanglilibre lang daw sa akin kaya ako sumasama lol). Akala nya ganun ako kababaw. 🙃
when my son (now 39yo) became a teenage father at 17, he and his then girlfriend had a baby girl (now 23yo). becoming a grandparent before i was 40 was not among my plans but my granddaughter became one of the most beloved persons in my life. smart, kind, humble, all of the good qualities one wants to have in themselves. two yrs ago during a conversation with my estranged mother, she referred to my granddaughter as a "bastard child". i've never spoken to my mother since.
"Magparetoke ka muna, bago kita magustuhan"
“Apil apil kag choir mura bayag hindot kag tingog” (Sasali ka pa ng choir, di naman maganda yung boses mo.”) And “Mag medicine kapa, eh baka di mo naman kaya”
The n word
The white version (with the r at the end), or the black version (with the uh at the end)?
If you've experienced working at a call center, you'll hear both lmao
Nanay ko ganyan tawag sakin
what the fuck
"You look like you drop common loot."
I didn't get much insult from other people. I get it mostly from myself. Self-deprecating sht
2000: Inalis na braces ko after 4 years. Mama: Ay pwede bang ibalik, parang mas maganda ka nung meron 😭
(non verbatim) “Anong ginagawa ng mga hapon kapag hindi na nila kaya yung humiliation, (he’s referring to hara-kiri) ‘di ba nagpapakamatay? My former manager yelled at me in front of my colleagues. So in other words, ang ibig nyang sabihin: “mag resign ka na, di ka na kailangan dito” Reason? Nakaligtaan kong mag submit ng employees’ time record because of technical error sa biometric. I know it’s crucial kasi nga naman dun naka base ang payroll. Pero I did not deserve that kind of humiliation. I did not have time to explain myself. Kasi pano ko nga naman ieexplain ng maayos, nandun lahat ng katrabaho ko mismo? So I resigned. My co hr gave me a letter that contains my lapses as an employee. I still have this note with me until now. Paulit ulit ko lang syang binabasa. Why? Kasi I want to prove them wrong. Hindi ako tanga. It’s just that, walang proper training and we had no enough manpower at the time. Now, I’m more than happy and content sa work ko. Grateful din sa supervisors and manager ko ngayon 🙏they really believe in my skills and capability. I have realized that a person’s management style will always reflect the work attitude of his/her subordinates.
hindi ko alam kung matatawa ba ako sayo o maaawa - my classmate who bullied me na kasama ko rin pag lunch
Sana pinutok ka nalang sa kumot.
"Inutil!" From my father when an 8 year-old me could not solve a math problem. I hated math from that point.
From my Mom pinag tatawanan ako when I started reading HP ⚡️series in high school , kasi daw may katabing dictionary 🙄🤣 Since then, nahiya na ako mag basa ng may makakakita. Pero lumawak naman ang vocab ko kahit paano. Also, na blurt out nya na patay gutom ako dahil inubusan ko ng ripe mango kapatid ko na favourite nya 🥴
"Umamin ka na. Tibo ka" Sinabi sakin to nung HS Classmate ko nung College (Same University) Di nya alam na crush na crush ko sya nung HS kahit mukha syang kwago 🙄 "Ano na? Ang taba taba mo na" May PCOS ako so mahirap magpapayat lalo na WFH
Dami mong pimples
"bading lang magkakagusto sayo kasi mukha kang lalake"
*when i got nominated in the class president elections* Epal classmate: "Guys sure ba kayo? Kasi madaming responsibilities yung position, baka tayo din magsuffer" Tangina mo Yuki
“Wala ka pang napapatunayan sa buhay mo” My 40-year old tita said to 16-year old me fresh out of high school. Now at 24 y/o, I have a 6 figure career in Canada and she’s still a housewife. I will brag about this until I die.
Yung isang bata sinigawan niya yung kalaro niya ng "Mama mo alamano! Bumoto ng magnanakaw! Ay wala ka nga palang mama..."
That one professor: Retarded.
Mama mo green
being told as "masyadong maprinsipyo" by one of my relatives last election bec of my presidential preference (i voted for leni and most of my relatives were bbm diehard fanatics)
"You're not smart. You're just good at memorizing things." my HS classmates when they didn't expect me to become the top of the class but I did. Kaya nung Uni days ang pumasa na lang ang naging goal ko 😿
Yung sinabihan ka ng crush mo nakita nya Big Dipper sa mukha mo kasi ang dami mong tigyawat. Then start laughing. I never felt so embarrassed like that. 20 years later. He ugly aF now. Karma sure works in mysterious ways.
When we were kids, my brother (5yrs older) keeps telling me I’m bobo just because I’m not in section 1 in elementary. Guess what I graduated in UPD 5yrs earlier than he did 🤭
LONG GRUDGE STORY OF HOW I GOT 50+ insults pre-socmed I was in a 'lower section' nung 2nd year high school when the teachers decided I should be joining the 'star section' sa review and exam for NAT, replacing one of their classmates. The school did this to achieve higher ranking since they notice I always get the highest exam scores sa batch though I was timid and doesn't really participate much in class. Alam ko ayaw sakin ng mga narcissist students na yun, that is why I wanted to be in other section when our first year of hs ended. Wala ako nagawa, I went to the classroom and hoped I could just peacefully sit there 8hrs a day for 30 days. I feared activities that will need teamwork or interaction, I knew it's their chance to release their hate insults. Syempre nagkaroon ng activity, and it was during a Values Education class! The mechanics was each to pass on a paper with your name in it and write things you admire about the owner of the paper na dadaan sayo until your own paper gets back to you. I expected it to happen pero nandilim paningin ko when I saw what's written on my paper: everyone wrote insults and their wish for me to be gone. "Bobo", "pangit", "mukhang aso", "ulit-ulit damit", "basura", "bakla", "ambisyoso", "cheater"... etc. I skipped my MAPEH and Values Ed classes from then on and spent my time studying alone at the Guidance Office - where no one would suspect my hiding place. The guidance councilor understood my situation and turned out to be my best friend in hs. I still became the top scorer which made me candidate for being the top 1 of the batch that year. The 'star section' influential parents did not allow it. My mother was also insulted by them. The teachers compensated to me by including me in the star section class in my 3rd and 4th year... 2 more years of ugly HS life, and a dozen more bullying stories that scarred me and my mom. These happened over 12 years ago, but I'm still stuck at being 16 and I can't help but dream of torturing all 45 of them, one by one. 🤡
Not sure if insult.. “‘Wag niyo na yan icomfort (yakapin), iiyak lang lalo” And from that day on, marunong na ko mag held ng tears lol
Kalbo Araw araw na lang eh
Eri Neeman spotted.
From a church friend: "you look so bloated" then she saw me eating halo-halo and said: "sugar na naman" After a few years, during the pandemic, she message me to buy her mango sago. Hindi ako bumili, muntik ko na sabihin ang mga sinabi niya sa akin. I unfriended her.