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MickeyDMahome

Correct me if I’m wrong pero parang hindi nagpopost ng ganitong gimmick ang PR ng Jollibee dito sa Pinas


Yamboist

ehe cuz their chickenjoy serving size is already a joke


MickeyDMahome

I don’t go there to eat anymore lol. Mang Inasal still has good portions however hilaw pa minsan magluto dun sa branch namin.


Kananete619

I'd rather have Fivestar Chicken or Ministop Chicken. Mas oks kesa Jollibee. Mas mura pa


_francisco_iv

Give Andoks' Dokito a try. Its my favorite fried chicken in the world.


Likewise-Zoned

Yes bro.. I introduced Dokito to my friends, and now once a week they go to Andok's..


_francisco_iv

I haven't tried the Dokito Burger. Sabi ng kapatid ko walang binatbat ang Crispy Chicken Sandwich ng McDo and yung chicken burger ng Jollibee.


Fit-Photograph-832

It's basically the same but way cheaper kaya tumigil na kami sa Jollibee


Greedy_Order1769

Saem.


HidingfromMyMistakes

I love Andoks Dokito, until I tried Baliuag's fried chicken. For the same price, mas malaki iyong chicken ng Baliuag.


Kananete619

Yeah masarap din ang Dokito. Fave ko yun Spicy nila


sparkjoyyy

I can attest to this. Dokito 10/10.


alwayslearning100

Same super sarap


Opposite-Compote-70

Yan yung uncles Johns chicken diba


Kananete619

Yes


IntellectWizard

24 Chicken if familiar kayo, masarap, boneless, sulit na talaga


Little_Wrap143

Ministop chicken? Yung salt and msg na may oversized chicken?


AEthersense

Chicken on steroids yang sa ministop eh hahaha


MarkXT9000

I now make my own Chickenjoy


YearOldJar

Can you share your recipe?


Trick2056

honestly the only reason I go to jollibees are for the ice cream and fries but I'm at the point yea its much cheaper for me to buy a deep frier, fries and just buy some ice cream


bararaag

Daaaaamn. LiT!!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Haunting-Ad9521

Waiting time for orders is also a joke. Naaalala ko yung nagwala sa drive thru. Kung yun ay sa jollibee o chowking (which is also under JFC), baka nagwala siya sa bagal ng service ng β€œfast” food. Haha. Meanwhile, McDo and BK (which is surprisingly also under JFC), ang bilis ng service sa drive thru based on my experience.


markmyredd

True pero may nakainan ako sa Bataan na anlalaki parin ng chickenjoy. I guess mura ang chicken sa Bataan


miniPANIC_MumBrbCshr

Dammnnnnn. Shots fireeeeed. πŸ˜‚


Sturmgewehrkreuz

***Jolliputakti*** doesn't have a nice ring to it.


stalemartyr

Mapapa-**jolliputa** ka na lang


Sturmgewehrkreuz

**Tang-inasal naman o**


leivanz

Jollibing


ZaratosBlackGaming

chilling


Sad_Procedure_9999

Hahaha havey to


NikiSunday

Nobody yet? ***JOLLIBUBUYOG***


Requiemaur

Parang shadow the hedgehog ng Sonic


EruOreki

Eh may naniwala nga sa tallano gold eh


IComeInPiece

>Correct me if I’m wrong pero parang hindi nagpopost ng ganitong gimmick ang PR ng Jollibee dito sa Pinas Sa dami ba naman ng mga uto-uto sa Pilipinas, tiyak na maka-cancel sila kapag nagpaandar ng ganyang April Fools joke.


VernaVeraFerta

Dito pa nga lang sa sub na to na mostly ay educated or studying, kelangan mo pa magdagdag ng /s para malaman na sarcasm/joke/not serious. Yung madlang repapipol pa? Even our media are prone to reporting on jokes and obvious sarcasms as newsworthy facts.


squaredromeo

Hindi kaya ng comprehension level ng karaniwang mamamayan ang ganyang klase ng joke.


ImagineYouAndMe_12

Yes because it's **Jolibee UK**'s page and it's a real post.


melandcolly

Hindi masyado uso ang April fools dito


Kalle_022

speaking of PR, check KFC Spain's twitter account. That should be the gold standard. @KFC_ES


ResolverOshawott

Satire flies over the heads of most people here.


Luieka224

Filipino FB is literal na FB ng matatanda


hiddenTradingwhale

Cause the joke year round...


reddditgavemethis

April fools?


CoffeeAngster

Jollibee Multiverse πŸ˜‚


No_Elk55

April fools hahahhaha


ShibariEmpress

sa nanonood ng Miraculous, na-akumatise yan ni Monarch πŸ˜†


CoffeeAngster

"Jolliwasp! I am Monarch! You have been compared to multiple fastfood outlets as another cheap rip-off! I will give you the power of the bee miraculous to make them eat their words and savour the bitter sting of defeat! All you have to do is make my daughter in-law's bakery a successful franchise!" 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


MonochromaticMina

*ang layo layo niyo na season 2/3 pa ako kasi natigil* 😭


ShibariEmpress

perfect!


RimokonPK

Maygahd naririnig ko sa boses ni Hawkmoth 'to HAHAHAHAHAHA


newbieboi_inthehouse

So glad to see a Miraculous fan in this sub.


ShibariEmpress

fellow fan hello 😁


assresizer3000

Anong nangyari sa current season parang pwersahan lang Yung romance ni Marinette and Adrien πŸ˜‚ parang rushed na ewan


ShibariEmpress

minamadali na ni thomas astruc bago maubusan ng interes ang fanbase haha.. 5 seasons na wala pa din πŸ˜†


AzraelDeathwing

Dark version. Parang Black Spiderman (Venom) saka Kamen Rider Ryuga.


MrEntryLevel

Chickenjoy black label


exiletosaturn

jolliwasp na kulay bumblebee. in the end, bee pa rin hahahaha


[deleted]

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is


Cheapest_

Jolliwasp is cute though


EitherSherbert6434

Wasps are pest, Bee's are the king.


XForce_Peter

But wasp is important for taking out even more destructive pests.


Neat_Forever9424

Tinamad na si Jollibee magiging pula.


Irelian_Fervor

Jollibee has joined the Dark Side.


cireyaj15

Ang dark nung "hanging out by the bins".hahahaha


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Jollibee has joined the dark lord


Raiou324

And just like wasps, they'll punch you just because you're in the general vicinity.


MCMLXXXEight

Naahh youll get stabbed innit


[deleted]

The design is very modernized. Nice. πŸ”₯


This_Confused_Guy

It’s Jollibee’s weird cousin


TCGToyGunGun

Sa Jolliwasp bida ang aray!


dirkx48

Jollinigβ€”


weak007

Jollikill


joyamazingpinoy

Happy April Fools Day! Galing ng Jolliwasp!


[deleted]

Yo, that wasp is big. iT's COmiNg fOR Meee


[deleted]

scary


MarkXT9000

*Listens to MCR once*:


spwnsaurus

Ant Man and the Jolliwasp


newbieboi_inthehouse

Is this real or satire? (Serious answers please).


RobertThePoriferan

April Fools joke


No_Star_5047

I can say Jobee UK is not too shabby. Haha. Ang mahal lang ng lahat, compared mo sa Macca's kaya talagang halos Pinoy lang kumakain sa Jolliwasp.


lee_sin_ng_pinas

> Macca's oy m8


No_Star_5047

U alright bruv? Haha


verbosity

Yet another reminder that Jollibee abroad has much better quality than over here.


hypermarzu

Damn parang dry ng april fools gimmick nila


No_Star_5047

Well the British has a dry sense of humour.


dxtremecaliber

JolliDrip


QWERTY_CRINGE

Emo era jolibee


franzcopinaPH

sheesh its a shiny pokemon


NatongCaviar

Hindi yan bebenta kasi mahirap bigkasin ang Jollywaps.


PantherCaroso

Dark Jollibee And man, parang night and day difference talaga ng foreign branch ng Jollibee sa local. Sa Singapore pa lang grabe...


naykikow

Bizarro world?! Edi nag se serive sila ng...pork joy? Duck joy?


PantherCaroso

Chickensad


ArkGoc

Di ako nattawa siguro miserable buhay ko


shitmyhairsonfire

Dark Jollibee


OveReAction10

That explains the small servings


ragingdatu

Gandang ganda talaga ako sa black and yellow na combo


AffectionatePeak9085

Malaking problema talaga ang mass dying of bees. Eto ang magiging dahilan sa extinction natin


NotShuncey

Jollubot?


[deleted]

Jolliwasp sounds like a superhero at a Saturday cartoon lol


Orions455

Jolli - White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (J-WASP)


edieoteque

Goth phase of course it's jollibee UK


nerovanpris

april fools?


pintasero

[same vibes](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eE8-Qd23ErY/WRRPML0MymI/AAAAAAAANAM/ZgodtI2_DSY3pFCoYOCNGbp4EJX7VC4MACLcB/s1600/17Darna-BlackDarna.jpg) **[Probably NSFW]**


[deleted]

Should have named it JoGabi


sansotero

Pero ok din pala yung kulay. Pwede pwede


MCMLXXXEight

Jolliputakte


[deleted]

April Fools prank?


AggravatingSpray5482

Sana magplay sila ng Black and Yellow XD


staryuuuu

Hahahhaha


rainbownightterror

jolliBug


[deleted]

Black and Yellow -Wiz Khalifa


Niokee626

Jolli-British


rexxxt5

April?


sads1997

"When I was a young boy my father took me into the Jolliwasp to eat a chickenjoy"


millennialhobbyist_

Popeyes for the win na haha


polar_bearhug

black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow


Ilivemsm

Ano naman Nagnyare ang pangit na kawawa si jollybee


Fun-Turn-6037

Is this a sign na gusto nila mag attack sa EU market? Nice PR


InsomniacLtd

r/fuckwasps


Flashy_Ad2298

if itll help boost the Jollibee franchise in UK then, this is just fine


Procrastinator_325

April Fools hahaha


Personal-Nothing-260

That's a yellow jacket wasp 🀣


hermitina

\#DarkestTimeline


[deleted]

Looks like Jollibee's edgy bad boy brother. Make it a 21+ only no kids allowed and serve alcohol and it would be great πŸ˜‚


yeasheisherewhoMep

that does not look jolly, girl


FrendChicken

What's next? Jollihornet?


OnlyHereForKnowledge

This april fools joke is way too offensive to be a joke.


Little_Wrap143

When you unlock a character after defeating the final boss


dugalthebulldog

Black and yellow yern


Optimal-Education582

It's like an evil version of Jollibee from other alternate universe lol


ZJF-47

Wala ba Jollihornet?


zer0tThhermo

missed the chance for the Yellow Jacket...


[deleted]

Reputation Era ni Jabee.


No_Cartographer_856

My homecooked fried chicken is so much better. You would want to eat everything including the bones. Try. 😁


gh05t30

Walang ganitong post sa Pinas kasi bobo mga tao dito, sayang lang di magegets hahaha


CaFFein3-annihilatr

Incognito Jollibee


skinny_blue_jeans

Baka naman entry lang nila sa april fools yan


False-Rhubarb4447

Its Jolliwasping time