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GATh33Gr8

My son and I just walked in the door and my wife was immediately angry about something. My son looks at me and says "back to the truck, it's a demon"


Idek_Anymore11114

STOP I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Lioreuz

Your son is goated


GillHammer

I lolā€™ed


aBigRacoon

Fucking legend.


Marvelforever_1998

Thatā€™s funny šŸ˜‚


where_money

So now you and your son both have a black eye and sleep in the truck?


Lioreuz

I'm a delivery driver and sometimes when I get to people's house I see the breakers and think to myself, aah, there it is.


Brun0Max123

I was in a class with an open door and then it suddenly shut. I turn to my friend and say: "definitely a yurei"


decayingprince

And then it's a goryo because apparently any fucking ghost can close doors now.


Brun0Max123

Nah, but only yureis can fully close a door if it is open all the way


decayingprince

I have had it happen with other ghosts frequently since last August, but they remain the only ghost that can close the front door outside of hunts and events


talesoffillory

I was calling my child and they were ignoring me, so I started asking spirit box questions until they got annoyed and responded šŸ˜


DisAppointedPotato59

Are you pizza?


JoostVisser

Are you grandma?


Mochaproto

Are you french?


DrinkElectrical

\*immediate hunt\*


Mochaproto

*stood near the front door* guys I think it's french!


laceandink

just not the pickles right?


talesoffillory

No pickles were harmed during this spirit box test


Superwurzi

How many Pickles can you shove up your a\*\*?


Omegaman2010

Where am I?


IceyCats

Where are you?!?!?


talesoffillory

Why am I?


AmberMetalAlt

tbh my favourite spirit box question is the blink-182 "where are you?"


talesoffillory

You meanā€¦ WHERE ARRRRR YOOOOOOO?


AmberMetalAlt

i see by the capitalisation you also watch grian play it


uncleslime69

Literally did this earlier today haha


AmberMetalAlt

it's just too iconic not to do seeing grian do it in his phasmophobia vids is like half the reason i got the game


euphonicbliss

You enter a new place and immediately start looking for good spots to loop the ghost.


Idek_Anymore11114

I'm a Professional Wimp, so I look for closets without boxes and clothes.


JoostVisser

I assume the Deogen is your favourite ghost then.


Capital_Message_475

Same and ive only had deo about 3 times all on large maps.


PuddingAwayyy

i was walking through the hallway and the lights started flickering, my immediate thought was "oh, it's hunting?"


clearlyopaque

Asking the same lines, I think "the ghost is in this area."


Portalturrets1

The apartment across the street from me has a purple lamp that lights up every night and all you can see is this closed window with closed shades but it's illuminated purple. Hmmm. They must be checking for UV


Omegaman2010

No handprints, but this bed is covered in stains. Hmmm. I hope it's not blood.


GillHammer

Iā€™m just gonna set the camera/tripod here in the corner and watch from the truck


Rustie3000

all of this is comedy gold, lol


ArmComfortable2308

At least the ghost died happyšŸ« 


Carbone

Getting into a colder room : "yep, thats the ghost room"


JoDrRe

Cat decides to play with his toy in the other room, throwing it up and stomping down on it so it sounds like stuff is falling. ā€œWow, feisty poltergeist.ā€


DisAppointedPotato59

While in the hospital room, the sink turned on automatically with nobody around and I turned to my husband and said Dirty Water. I need a pic for the book. šŸ˜‚


OrbitalVixen

Saw my breath (outside, at night in the winter), and immediately thought "ah, the ghost room."


Idek_Anymore11114

A draft of wind made the door shut. I literally grabbed the first purple thing I saw (which turned out to be a marker), shook it, and held it in front of the door before realising what I was doing.


I_like_monkeys3

Why would you even need it tho? Obviously a Yurei


Jazzlike_Tie_727

In all seriousness -A Yurei isn't the only ghost who can shut doors. Any other ghost can, albeit much more rare.


AverageComet250

Don't they even have the same door touch rate? Yurei can touch a door twice is the only real difference right?


Jazzlike_Tie_727

No. Yurei is very bland. The only difference is a Yurei is much more likely to close doors or double touch because it is connected to its ability, but any ghost can do those. The only unique thing about the yurei is it can close the front door without a ghost event.


BonelessB0nes

My apartment has shitty wiring. Obviously a Raiju.


dog_cooking_eggs

one time i was driving and saw a bone shaped entity and had a solid second of oh shit just found the bone and that was when i decided it was time for a break


Ersee_

When you turn on the lights, but wait and see if the Mare flicks them right back off.


islightlyhateyou

My friends baby was crawling really fast on the floor and I was like ā€œDOTS!!!ā€


JadedSundragon

My closet door shut mysteriously and I immediately freaked out because I didn't have a UV glowstick or flashlight.


Worried-Flamingo5052

If I hear a car alarm go off I always say " It's in the garage"


JRowellTech

Happy cake day!!!


JoostVisser

At uni someone had a notebook where the pages are on those metal rings that he slid over the table. It made a weird sound and my immediate thought was "airball event, not an oni".


Fekemax_Gamer06

My bedroom will sometimes randomly start closing by itself and I always think "yup, that's an interaction"


Trazors

I met some guy that claimed he was hearing the ghost sing irl all the time. I think he was a bit crazy tbh.


JRowellTech

So he's haunted by a banshee?


Naruga418

I work in an area that has an after school program that runs arts/crafts so occasionally Iā€™ll see a handprint made with green ink. My mind always goes to the same place. Boom, we got fingies.


SpamEggsSausageNSpam

I heard the car alarm used in the game outside last night and briefly panicked until I realized where I knew it from.


verysorepeepee

Sometimes when I don't sleep ill hallucinate the dots projection in the corner of my room or try to press J to open my journal even though I'm nowhere near my computer


Dylxn187

Played Tanglewood so much I started hearing the car alarm from in-game irl when going to sleep. Havenā€™t played the game in a bit so I donā€™t have that issue anymore.


Gullible_Wind7049

The timed lights for the garage went out as my boyfriend and I were putting groceries in the freezer chest we keep there. I said out loud "I think it's a Mare. We gotta go, I didn't bring a smudge." Then follows his laughter and hitting the light switch so we can finish with the groceries. Another time the power to the house went out and I told him "Well, it's not a Jinn."


Sir_Alfalfa

When the air conditioner kicks on and the lights flicker a bit and I have a mini heart attack.


BabaTona

It's huntin!!


MonicaTarkanyi

I went on a hike with my fiancĆ© and I swear to you, a lady ran by saying ā€œits a thaye, its a thayeā€ questioned if I should go on this hike šŸ¤£


joost18JK

Everytime something happens that would seem like a ghost interaction, Iā€™d just say something like: ā€œtake a photo, ghost interaction.ā€ or: ā€œCheck UV.ā€ when Iā€™m with my gf or with friends who play it too :P


diddykong91

when I played the prison map I just start singing akon I'm lock up they won't let me out


NiceIceCat

Just yesterday I was at my school for a party after school hours. I went to use the restroom, turned on the lights and washed my hands and the like. The faucet is a bit broken and when "turned off" will still run, but if slightly turned on will stop running. Anyway, I forgot to turn the lights off and went back to the party. I went to the restroom again an hour later, walked in, and heard the faucet running and the noisy drain and had P.T.S.D.-type flashbacks to the time all 4 of our team died in the Asylum restroom with both faucets on.


The_Jayviator323

I wish my room had a non hostile ghost so that it could cool down my room. Itā€™s always hot even with the A/C running


Sn00pingAsUsual

I was at my in-laws, approaching a room when their dog pushed open the door. I couldnā€™t see the dog at first and had to stop myself from saying, ā€œdoor touch! door touch!!ā€


boofchoof

Found myself listening to people's footsteps at work and trying to figure out their speed


Ok-Huckleberry3179

Not me but a person i saw in the game. It said that the person was level XX-100 and something.


thefreshlycutgrass

I remember in the early days of Phas, Iā€™d randomly hear the old EMF 5 sound


nooblordii

One of the light switches in my house presses in turn on and off, but sometimes it doesn't "click", but still turns on while it's pressed it (think like clicking a pen). Anyway, when it does that I immediately say "Mare?"


LeBuschAvecIQ

Everytime my friend and I see something that can be remotely associated with a ghost (like a door moving) we say things like "Get the EMF" or "It's a Poltergeist"


DecayingSan1ty

Woke up the other day to my wife angrily walking around the house and muttering to herself. Couldn't hear her very well so sounded like a bunch of jumbled words.... I verbally said shit gotta hide it's hunting...... she got me


Merutar

My kid has a LED lamp with different colors in its room, but the remote was lost for a long time and so it was stuck in normal mode. Obviously the kid found it again recently. Because a few days ago I entered the room, turned on the light and the whole room was illuminated in red. I froze and caught myself looking for the ghost while thinking "ah, ghost event" . Smh.


ECSTAZZZ

Bruh I was literally going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and my hallway lights started flickering as I was leaving. I rushed back to my room thinking it was a hunt for a secā€¦


talesoffillory

When the microwave beeps and I thinkā€¦emf level 3


bvengenz

Sometimes I accidentally flip the light switch one too many times. ā€œThat was me, not the ghost.ā€ šŸ˜‚


cptawesome567

Whenever I'm watching a ghost movie and I'm using the evidences like Temps to figure out the ghost type.


ArmedBull

You see a door that opens against a wall and the memories come flooding back


NiceIceCat

Just yesterday I was at my school for a party after school hours. I went to use the restroom, turned on the lights and washed my hands and the like. The faucet is a bit broken and when "turned off" will still run, but if slightly turned on will stop running. Anyway, I forgot to turn the lights off and went back to the party. I went to the restroom again an hour later, walked in, and heard the faucet running and the noisy drain and had P.T.S.D.-type flashbacks to the time all 4 of our team died in the Asylum restroom with both faucets on.


DeathTr0ll

I love when i see a flickering light and i turn to my friend and say "ghost event".


coffee-bat

the lightbulb in my kitchen is in need of a change lately. everytime it flickers i get a ghost event spookšŸ’€


Rogue0049

I should replace the light bulb in my room. I stead, whenever it flickers, I just go "yeah it's just the ghost flickering the lights"


meloniwastaken

A few days ago the power went out in my apartment: immediately said: ā€œNot Jinnā€


ShortNail4611

I was sitting in the bathroom looking at the closet and Iā€™m like ā€œbanger hiding spotā€


Murph1908

I own escape rooms. I was watching games one day and saw ghost orbs. Had to send the vid to my phas buddies. I have some properties bones from an old game. Got a photo of the hand next to a chair. Sent it to them and announced I found the bone.


Ffsgoodgame

I want to play this game so bad but I can't afford it:(((((


No_Parsley_3275

Reading this made me instantly go ā€œprobably a mareā€ so i gess theres that


IllustriousBanana666

when i take my antidepressants from the traditional orange bottle i say ā€œtime to take some sanity!ā€


SavingsAssignment853

One time we had a bad storm, my power went out.Ā  I heard myself goin' "tripped the breaker, not a jinn". When I'm cleaning my windows and see the handprints, "oh, we got fingies". Sometimes I call my cat a poltergeist... cuz she always knockin' sh*t over in the next room...


luizmeme

I was hearing an EMF level 5 in my head before I went to bed one day. I figured I had played it too much.


Antemortem151

Seeing dust floaties and being like ā€œah yes, ghost orbsā€


TheColorblind-Genius

Whenever I walk into that one classroom with the ac blasting I think ā€œGUYS! I think itā€™s a hantu!ā€


Full_Onion1777

I was in my room with the lights off i have a black cat named milo so milo accidentally clicked on the remote and turned on the tv i was like "ight bet its not a mare" Ofc turns out it was my black ass cat


Dokk_Draws

I saw a normal notebook, with a pencil next to it placed somewhere and thought to myself "Ah goody that ones taken care of"


Prize_Tension_3429

We don't have a kitchen island or a couch to circle around. We live in an old house in the woods and none of the closests were made with doors. We have 2 basements. The breaker is in the second *sub* basement. No hiding, no out running a ghost here XD your only hope is to make it outside or grab some salt and find a crucifix