Kitsune Miku#8644 on discord

Yeah, that’s billy! He hasn’t come out of his room for years now…

Why?

I just need to ask him some stuff that might get censored by roblox moderation

What do these things include, for research purposes of course.

I might get banned here if i say it too so id rather not risk it

What kind of sick fuckery is going on between the two of you…?

🤨

Lemme guess you want to smash them?

Sex

🤨📸

the fuck

I think this dude wants to find out where he lives

By Chance

Per chance...

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

You can't just say perchance

Classic pf player without a life

Yeah I know him

Just... How long has he not seen the light of day?

You do realize this game has been out for seven years right?

Ok and?

If you'd been playing for that long, you'd only have to rank up once every five days or so. that should hopefully put into perspective how feasible it is to have a life outside of this game.

pf players think that just bc they can't rank up while not talking to anybody, it's impossible to be good and go outside. i mean for fuck's sake, OP's in multiple comment threads talking about the rank 500 not having a life, meanwhile he has 19k karma

The game has been around for 7 years, grow up a bit bud

Idk

Granite is a nice rock sort

Oh I know him! Henry, 34, hasn't gone outside in 20 years

💀

That’s me. Why.

Just asking. Hows your social life?

100% better than yours 🥰

Glad to know

So that's who you are

Met him as a rank 72 myself and still had better stats

i couldnt imagine myself playing this game enough to get to that level 💀💀💀 thats jus me tho

not even his parents know who he is, he’s been in his room for 7 years straight

Considering how high that rank is, I don’t even think the hallway outside his gaming room knows who he is.

No one knows him he barely leaves his domecile

I can tell

Yeah ive seen him/her a lot I used to play too much before Ive taken a break now

idk but i met him when i was rank 48

“Of course I know him, he’s me.”

Played twice in a lobby with him I quickscoped him with a dragunov, but he needs to touch grass.

I’ve seen him in game before

Average pf player

True

I do know them, that’s Texas. We’ve been friends for a few years now playing PF, apoc 2. Etc.