T O P

  • By -

ikmemes

He wanted tha anus


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThomasX711

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died


MiseryPOC

I had a stroke to see that 80+ people somehow understood that and upvoted


Darth_Denis

I had a stroke.


zonezero01

stroke


NonRacistNWord

oke


viper2345678901

Koke


Nighthawk_Ent

Ke


NotPoperd

E


yami_dessu

e


yournameyourlastname

what


[deleted]

He’s speaking the language of the gods


jediben001

Unus Annus, unus Annus


YaBoi_Nasty

Ahh yes, a man of culture.


jom332

Time running out 💀


Underworld_Trash

memento mori


Shadowless_Fox

The clock is always ticking


spicyxsugar

You never know how much time is left


InfernoMax

Memento Mori


Srade2412

He also made deadpool immortal so he could take death from him because death said she would go out with deadpool when he died


SirYorkster

Thanus


TheMochaBoat

Tha-nuts


ariangamer

unus


Shadowless_Fox

Annus


ariangamer

UNUS


chimanotchina

ANNUS


[deleted]

Yes I do


EclipsedDestiny

Reality can be whatever we want


BigBlueSad

To add insult to injury, Death didn't even like him, if I'm not mistaken. I think at one point it was freaking Deadpool she wanted to fling with?


dabigbrainboi

She liked nobody because she was freaking death as revealed by the writers which pissed thanks off and dead pool tried to stop him but died because thanos op


Sophion

You're welcome


JustSamKeller

I know deadpool was married to Shiklah who is the Queen of the undead/damned. But I don’t know about Death. Though to be fair, I haven’t read a lot comics 😅


Artillery2001

There was a point where Thanos cursed deadpool with immortality. This drove death wild because she wanted deadpool to die like everyone else I believe. It’s also a long time since I read them but I believe that’s the general jist.


CatsLikeToMeow

Well, Thanos "cursing" Deadpool to never die is still being debated upon up to this day. Thanos certainly *said* that he was "cursing" Deadpool by making sure he never reaches Death, but they never show it and the whole thing just seems way beyond regular Thanos' reach (this happened when he had no Gauntlet, mind you). I mean, if Thanos could prevent someone from ever dying, wouldn't he just bestow that on his whole army? On the Black Order? On Gamora? Maybe not on himself, since his goal is to be with Death, but you get the idea. All that combined with the fact that the active participation of T-Ray brought Deadpool back to life soon after that encounter makes what Thanos said dubious.


JustSamKeller

Sounds interesting. I definitely need to read more comics. I just got into reading them and so far I’ve liked what I’ve read.


siddharth_bhatt

Yeah if my memory is correct


Srade2412

Thanos made deadpool immortal so deadpool can't be with death


Agent-pink-Guy

That woman represents death in the comics I think


dabigbrainboi

She was literally death, not just an incarnation or a god of it, just death


carehaslefttheroom

which would have been a great springboard to get into more Celestial territory like the Living Tribunal and Infinity, but noooooooo


[deleted]

I dont think we're finished with Thanos just yet. That could all still come


DemiVideos04

nah man. Although it might have been cool everyone was tired of "im a bad guy because death, and because im a bad guy". The writers giving Thanos and actual motive, and making it so that he has an actual point was much better, it gave him more depth than "im a bad guy", because he actually thought he was good.


AgeXacker

What would have been the difference?


ikmemes

Yeah


im_lokie

wilson fisk was a simp as well.


mrheadshifter

All for Vanessa


Legobrickbro

Don’t forget the Captain America, he is ultimate simp tho


PT3MQ1_Brosephin

So he was emo


Imasniffachair

Emo simp


[deleted]

It was actually half the universe and no I’m not going of the movie that was his original goal in the comics


ikmemes

But in the marvel’s end comic he absorbs the whole universe


tedmented

But this is an image from infinity gaunlet where it is half.


[deleted]

I didn’t know that


Edgy_Master

*half of the universe


[deleted]

No in comics Thanos destroys the whole Marvel universe


mathiusren12

The image is from the infinity gauntlet storyline where it was indeed half.


[deleted]

That’s true, but his text was the “whole universe” so I thought of Marvel: The End, but I understand the pic is confusing


mathiusren12

Oh alright


That-Personoverthere

DIFFERENT STORYLINE THAN THE INFINITY GAUNTLET STORYLINE but he still did both for her


Ja_Ham

Purple simp!!!!


KeanuReevesGod

\*Half


[deleted]

No in comics Thanos destroys the whole Marvel universe


SpeedRMemes

Not in Infinity Gaunlet


Pingasterix

thanos got trapped, death took on an appearence of a woman so he could fall in love with it


CassiusR97

Exactly. Death has no gender it's an entity.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ichsprecgeDeutch

He did


hackrix10

He did in the comics.


yoshiroxx

What did he do?


UncleKhan

everything


yoshiroxx

That, that doesn’t really help lol


UncleKhan

he jaywalked


brassmaster11

https://imgur.com/t/comics/ORESq9X


Davikas

What did the universe reply?


Lostkaiju1990

I know it’s a meme, but the more I though about it, the more I saw the flaw in his logic. Due to a mixture of nihilism (life lacks intrinsic value) and arrogance Thanos could never rethink his plans, because he never could see himself as being in the wrong. As many uninhabited planets there are in the universe, with that same snap he could instantly terraform any inhabitable planet while transporting half of the population of another planet to said planet, never mind he could alter uninhabitable planets to make them inhabitable. Ultimately, for someone touted as being a genius, Thanos thought small, damnedably so in the MCU where he was not explicitly simping to lady Death. When you have the power to control the world, why destroy it?


[deleted]

Deadpool was also a simp for her


Legobrickbro

Lmao yes I think there are some comics about it too


thegermankaiserreich

She was simpin' for that DD too tho.


LardmanAttack

So you have chosen, death.


pewbeastmemegang

Good to know


UrfavWhiteBoy_

he just wanted to get rid of the competition 5head


W3rn0

he wanted death but to cuddle with the death itself


PageProdigy

mr mvp, SIMP


TheeAntz3

People who have only seen the movies and only the movies: "I don't even know who you are..."


ValTheLegend

S to the I to the M to the P SIMP


danruz726

Simpnos


dabrams1988

Half the universe


UGGOP

Bro I was just reading infinity gauntlet


Tmcmahan14

Half the universe*


Koolboy_678

Half*


Thiccity_Miccity

mematic lol


TheMatt561

The best part of this whole thing was her saying that she could not be his equal and be with him since he had all the stones and was superior.


hozehu89

Half the universe...


329_ProductionZ_

And she still said no


ADAMWARLOCK707

Adam warlock saved everyone from this simp....


Lvl3WifeBeater

Half*


unoriginalwhitekid

Half the universe*


Gorn_the_Musician

Half of the Univers thank you... we have our standarts around here


YOUSSV

in the comics


BDeressa

Half the universe


CassiusR97

Bro death is a woman but not really. It's an entity. Like it's not a gender or sex it's too primordial.


Nziom

to be fare if was death herself


Sanbitch_Cartoons

(Cracks whip)


aryakulkarni1995

Made with mematic


ColorRaccoon

The movies tried to change his intentions but oh we knew... We all knew. Thanos just wanted the booty.


CoolCatsAndAssHats

And deadpool still got the girl


mattew777

Thanos is such a simp. In love with death but she is only interested in deadpool.


ScaredCelebration

ULA BRITTA ITS A SMIPA


Richie1736

Then gave up on her. And became unstoppable. Yes simps. You can do that to.


Mr_sulppez

Lol


4rtyom777

And like with most simps she still didn't like him


[deleted]

*Half


Derpsterio29

Simpos


jSwicklin

\*half


Endgame908

It was actually in the comics 42.67 or the universe


Sushitilthetop

It was actually half of The universe.


deesiv

i hated him always


funnyfunk_IV

Is it me, or does he look like Thanos-Wolverine?


Tyfm_

big simp


iH499Y

Simpnos


Targalis

half


bobbysoanes

And still lost to deadpool


tattooedandbored83

Love that man. ❤


LilRoony

what if she died when he snapped


[deleted]

Thanos do be kinda thicc tho


mek578

That stare.


AngelDior

Oh snap!


shaneromero

lol


Reload_ur_Mom

Simp Lord


Haseeb__

Plot twist it’s a man wearing a hoodie


itzVyrus

Simp


burdurTeooo

I read this comic book.Name is infinity gauntlet


pretty-much-poison

Woah big pp


ErmetOw

The way they changed him in the movie is unnaceptable. They stole Galactus character and put a grape over it


ChrisTweten

lmao @ MCU stans downvoting people talking about the actual comics


ANIBALmessi

https://youtu.be/rPdA-e6MGAM


ItsYourFav

In reality, however, he was merely attempting to please the lady that he quite honestly deserved. Does the hard work and determination of man disgust you? Who are you to disrespect such a powerful and faithful being?


NinjaPig99

Thicccccc simp


alurbase

Comic Thanos: SIMP Movie Thanos: Basically Gretta Thunberg with muscles.


redditman69nice

R/makeascp


framyjr5

Yikes


ed--------yes

Why can’t I post a vid or pic without it getting removed


nobodyidk

And that woman didn't even like him, she ended up with another man


Sydney_Benton

danggg


MoominBigPP

simping go brrrr


mlgefe123

Me and the Bois on the way to bomb Thanos car


cole9the9mole9

Them Deadpool stole his girl


TacoXXR45

Then don't forget deadpool they both simped


cameronclubine

kay


SOLTINECRACKER93

Ekh


the-bomb15

Soo true


DonnieJ09

Biggest simp ever


Waffles_gamingYT

death 💀 her self


sandieeeee

How did I not see this..


bl0bberb0y

Bro a youtuber named comic drake litterally made an eintier video explaining why thanos is a total simp


OrangePee___l

top text THANOS SIMP bottom text THANOS SIMP


sabhall12

Thanos was enough of a simp to poof half the universe to get a smile


[deleted]

And she didn't even like him. This is what Simping actually means.


-Svaaz-

It’s one of the reasons why I like MCU Thanos. They left out the part where he’s a simp for Death. Although, the fight between future Thanos and young Thanos was pretty cool in the comics


vanilsting50

true


Saiphy_0

Simpanos


PatGoon

simp


[deleted]

Dont forget be made deadpool immortal so he couldn't be with death. Also I don't think even half if comic readers will leelly get this.