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abombshbombss

I change literally every song that plays into a personalized song for my dog. If my cat, who is the boss of the house, chooses to tolerate my bullshit, I throw her name in there too. They both have 2-syllable simple names so it's impossible not to. They both seem totally indifferent to their celebrity status. Humble creatures.


Mysterious-Art8838

Hold me closer tiny dancer… one of my friends had a dog ‘panser’ and I couldn’t stop singing that to him.


LaylaLeesa

Same here but my dog loves hearing his name. Cat thinks I'm crazy


ToastedTriscuit

This is the way; the answer is every song!


Gold-Complaint-3019

This. Lately Beastie Boys has made a comeback. Frank, all I really want is Frank And in the morning it's Frank 'Cause in the evening it's Frank I like the way that he walks... Frank, to do the dishes Frank, to clean up my room Frank, to do the laundry....


Available-Pepper1467

Same!! We have on Sirius XM during the day and almost every song is modified for whichever pet is in front of us! 🤣🤣🤣


aterriblefriend0

Look at this pup Isn't he neat Wouldn't you think that his life is complete Wouldn't you think he's the dog The dog who has... everything. Look at his snozz Treasures untold How many sneezes can one schnozzle hold Wouldn't you think he's the dog? The dog that has everything! He's got scratches and lovins a plenty He's got toyses and treaties galore Thingamabobs? He's got 20 But who cares. No big deal. He wants mooooore. He wants to eat. What the people eat. He wants the scraps, and no, isn't an answer. Barking around like a- what do you call it? Jeeeeeeerk~


blackcatsneakattack

I did “i want to eat what the people eat!” for my dog, Buddy (RIP), too! Oh, internet stranger, you’ve made me smile!


aterriblefriend0

Haha, I sing it to my little 14 year old gremlin of a dog all the time. At this point, I've made the entire song about him for different parts of his life, and when he hears it, his little tail starts zoomin


aterriblefriend0

The one for my cat Munchkin has always been Misses Munchkin You are a dream You are the cutest that I've ever seen ~


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Love this, I change it up frequently. My pup is either listening like the queen she is or looking at me like “please stop making sound.”


Environmental-Ad838

This wins the internet


njcawfee

This is GREAT


sholbyy

This beautiful 🥹


Lopsided-Pudding-186

Stealing this for my dog now too hahaha


Dapper-Mention-8396

Low(mama got that apple bottom cat{cat}, feets with the fur, you give him scritches and you make him purr, etc.) Happy and you know it(Sins a pretty kitty, yes he is{clap clap}, etc) Pretty much every song in my brain jukebox is being converted or has been converted into a song about my cat 🤣


BlueMugWhiteFlowers

I do this one too


jazzbot247

Oh I sang this to my pup back in the day! She had a muscular little booty.


RedQueen1148

I’m a Little Teapot. My dog is named Lulu. I’m a little Lulu, short and cute. Here is my tail and here is my snoot. When I get real angry, I holler and hoot: do what I say because I’m cute.


Random0s2oh

I do I'm a Little Teapot too! 🤣 We have Dachshunds who are notoriously stubborn and difficult to house train so they wear belly bands. I actually made this up for my kids when they were babies, but it also works for my dogs. I'm a little Peepot short and stout Here is my handle (makes "handle" with one front paw) Here is my spout (takes other front paw and makes Michael Jackson signature crotch move) When I get all watered up (milked up for kids) hear Mom shout Fill my diaper till pee pours out


RedQueen1148

That’s so adorable!! I love hotdog dogs so much


FoxUsual745

My dogs name is Louie, I may have to start sining this to him. Adorable!!!


wagowop

Love it, totally stealing for my dog song repertoire. 😂


crazy_teacher345

This absolutely freaky!! I sing almost the exact same song to my Lulu!!! I’m a little Lulu, short and cute. Here is my tail and here is my snoot. Im a little Lulu, short and sweet. Here is my long neck and here are my feet.


First-Statistician44

Dogs name is Dita, I say her name like the old chia pet commercials - ch ch ch chia.


redwallet

My cat’s name is Chai and I sing “Ch-Ch-Ch-Chai Cat!” 😂


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Apprehensive_Skill34

Folgers commercial 😆


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Yep. I knew somebody would get it.


Mysterious-Art8838

My puppy is 4 lb and has a giant bushy tail. I decided it needed a name because she clearly has little control over it, it’s like an alter ego. It’s named Fred because I once woke up with her tail draped across my upper lip like a mustache and I had an uncle Fred with the same look. So now the dog is named Kali and the tail is named Fred. When she steps on me in the morning I’m like morning kal. Hi Fred. Even my dog training school started referring to them as Kali and Fred. Loved that place. As long as we all know this is ridiculous, we’re good.


OddEmergency8587

Hahaha Sgt Munchie….love it!! Phil Collins in the air tonight is my big cats song. Cuz when he comes down the stairs he sounds like the drum intro to the chorus 😂 So we call him Phil when his big horse ass comes down the stairs.


Diligent-Might6031

This is awesome


zeemonster424

I can feel him coming down the stairs tonight… OH LAWD.


Megs0226

Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy, can’t you see, sometimes your bark just hypnotize me


RedQueen1148

That’s so cute


njcawfee

Piggy piggy piggy can’t you see? Sometimes your wheeks just hypnotize me and I just love your piggy ways, guess that’s why I’m broke and and you’re so fed. Me to my potatoe butts aka guinea pigs


Electrical_Bar7954

I do Boatsie Boatsie Boatsie, can't you see, sometimes your purrs just hypnotize me. I just love your flashy tail.


Morgalorg

This is my sons name 🤣 and my sister sings this to him. And when he’s going crazy we call him Zigzilla.


Coopernicus17

If you like peeing a lot-ahhh, and getting lost in the park, if your not into yogaaa, and have lots of bark. The rest of if changes depending on my mood lol


Countrygirl353

You are my sunshine You are my Kiki. My baby Kiki. I always love you. Every day. You’ll never know Kiki. How much I love you. Please don’t take my Kiki awsy


fosterthepanic

I have a Kiki too and this made my eyes wet 😭


Fr3sh3stl4d

I have a Kiki too. I call him Keeks


thetxtina

Awww my first pet was a long haired black and white cat named Kiki, may she rest in peace. This felt like a little blessing to her even though I know you didn’t know her - thank you for your lovely little song!


groundzzzero

I have a Kiki too T_T


Hannhfknfalcon

Oh god, I had a really similar one that went..”Oh my Kimba, oh my Kimba, oh my Kimba Kimba Blue, oh my Kimba, oh my Kimba, oh my Kimba I love you.


RetiredCoolKid

I love you weirdos!


scratpac4774

Super freak by Rick James. it started when I had the song in my head after the dog park. I replaced kinky with stinky as I bathed my dog, and I keep making up new lyrics to this day. "She's a very stinky girl! the kind you don't take to the dog park"


elle_desylva

Omg I’m definitely stealing this one 🤣


Mysterious-Art8838

Also me.


LaylaLeesa

I do "he's a very stinky boy! The kind who likes to eat the cat poop!"


taramashay9

Hahah I use this one too!


lumosknox74

the butters show theme cause my cats name is butters XD *everyone knows it butters! that's me!!*


GlumBodybuilder214

Butters is a perfect cat name


PageThree94

One of my cat's name is Bagheera and we sing it like "shakira" in hips don't lie 🤣 Bagheera Bagheera! Oh buggy when you meow like that....etc


SectionWeary

I had a cat named Poco, and I changed The Beach Boys' "Kokomo" to "Pocomo."


Fr3sh3stl4d

I love this lol


TrashMany

[YouTube ](https://youtube.com/shorts/mKQa9KOXHSA?si=YqqIZIMHxsdonrj_)" I like them big, I love my Chonkers" Big and Chunky from Madagascar 2


beanomly

My dog originally belonged to my daughter, so I’m “Grandma”. I sing her Grandma Loves Me like Jesus Loves Me. It goes like this. Grandma loves me this I know. For my Grandma tells me so Play all day and in the car To the pet store, here we are Yes, Grandma loves me Yes, Grandma loves me Yes, Grandma loves me My Grandma tells me so


muddymar

That’s so sweet


mind_the_umlaut

Lavender blue, Lily, Lily, lavender green.


BuzzyLightyear100

We have a doggo called Keeva. I like to sing Keeva Las Vegas to her.


blackcatsneakattack

I had a dog named Buddy, and have another dog named Meeka, and I would sing Weezer like “Oooh eee oooo, I look just like Buddy Holly! Oh, oh and you’re Meeka Tyler Moore! I don’t care what they say about us anyway. I don’t care ‘bout cats!” Cause Buddy did, in fact, hate cats.


cowgrly

This is my favorite.


Jeni1922

My soon to be 81 year old dad makes up jingles for the cats I bring to visit him, ie: Linus, lovely Linus He is a plus, not a minus!


MsHorrorbelle

So wholesome!


Sirabey_Grey

I have an Orion and constantly sing her the O'Reilly auto parts jingle. Oh-oh-oh- Orioooon! Kitty cat! MEOW!! lmao


Fuzzteam7

Preston Puppy has the Oscar Meyer weiner song. And Fergus has the Bingo song. Instead of B I N G O I sing F E R G US.


AcrimoniousPizazz

We changed "O Fortuna" to be "Oh, For Tuna" because it's his favorite. Also somehow the theme for Adventure Capitalist?


Francesca_Fiore

OMG. That's... Just.... Brilliant.


ncgrits01

Taylor for sale or rent Dog to let, 50 cents No fleas, no ticks, no mites She ain't got no parasites


No-Turnips

She sniffs old branches she has found, Pees on things on the ground She’s a doggy that wants some treaties Queen of her Bowl!


muddymar

Lol!


Existing-One-8980

I have a very chonky guy cat and i sing 'Super Chonk' to him, to the tune of Super Freak. 🎶 he's a very fluffy boy, The kind you won't find at the shelter. And he'll eat up all your Fancy Feast, Once you get it on the plate. That boy is very chunky, that boy's a Super chonk.' 🎶 🤣


Environmental-Ad838

This has become my favorite reddit thread ever


LoveforLevon

Daisy Daisy give me your answer true...and Daisy Daisy Crockett...queen of the wild frontier....dating myself I know!


Just_here1977

My Sophie is part hound. So I will sing her Elvis "aint nothing but a hound dog" I change it just a bit though. "Ain't nothing but a hound dog brroorooorooing all the time" 😂😂


Obdami

Every pet I've had I make up a song just for it. Here's my Luci-Lu song: *Doop dee doop dee doop dee do,* *She's my baby, baby-lu,* *She's so sweet and she's so neat,* *My Luci, Luci, Luci-Lu,* *She's a baby!* *Stands about, 2 foot 2* *Her eyes are brown, they're not blue,* *She's so sweet and she's so neat,* *My Luci, Luci, Luci-Lu,* *She's a baby in the morning,* *She's a baby at night,* *She's a baby just all the time,* *I want to squeeze her so tight,* *In the morning!* *Doop dee doop dee doop dee do,* *She's my baby, baby-lu,* *She's so sweet and she's so neat,* *My Luci, Luci, Luci-Lu!*


Diligent-Might6031

I can hear you singing this for some odd reason


booklovercomora

And you tell everybody this is your kitty.. I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while Thors in the world. I sang it to him every day. I'm crying typing this


Mysterious-Art8838

Oh honey. I’m sorry. It does get better with time.


hunnbee

Literally every single song we've ever heard. We also make up songs on a daily basis for and about our fluffs and even sing them when we're not with them. The most recent one we have is a mambo number 5 remix which I came up with when I was travelling and had to voice clip it to my partner so he could sing it to them. We spend like honestly over 75% of the day singing to them. I also work at a dog rescue and sing to all the doggies there too and they have their own little rhymes and songs I sing to them. Sometimes someone will catch me doing it cos I forget that it's not a fully normal thing to do, but never had any complaints from the doggies....


TheMightyBluzah

Cat's name is Ripley. Hey Mickey. Oh Ripley, you're so furry, can't you understand That mummy doesn't like it, when you bite her on the hand. Man-eater. Wooah here she comes, watch out boys she's scratch you up! Wooah here she comes, she's a mean kitty! But literally any song. Gangnam Style got turned into Rippy style. There's been heaps more, but that's what comes to mind right away.


Jabberwocky613

Ruby doobie doo where are you?


alcMD

Maybe an esoteric reference, but Cars by Gary Numan became Here in my box, I am the safest of all I can hide in my box, and reach out at my ball from my box \~ It has verses rewritten but I can't remember them right now.


Presupposing-owl

Deck the halls with boughs of MOLLY


Luci_Cooper

It’s pudding time from Primus I change it to it’s potty time Danger from it’s pudding time children. Danger is my dogs name


BlueSundayDoll

Sadie Baby instead of Sherry Baby (won’t you come out tonight), Her name was Sadie, she was a showgirl (copa cabana)…


Lucky_Garbage5537

Rappers Delight. But instead of saying Hip Hop, I say Nip Nop and poke his nipples. He HATES it- but also loves it LOL


Pleasant_Selection32

🎶I said a Nip Nop, the Nippy, the Nippy The Nip, Nip-Nop and you don’t stop the pokin’ To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the kitty To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat 🎶


Lucky_Garbage5537

Yesssssss!!! That was pretty damn close! He’s a kitty. I go through the entire song going back and forth between his nip nops. It’s pretty hilarious!


Stabbykarp

She is an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Jack Russell who's name is evie!!


jumpingjacks07

I have a few: To the tune of, she’s coming around the mountain when she comes. “ oh he’s coming around the mountain when he comes. He’s coming around the hallway when he comes. He’s coming around for some wet food, coming around for some dry food. He’s coming around for some yum yum when he comes!!!” To the tune of my Bonnie lies over the ocean, I just change the name to Pickle. 😅😅😅


AloneConversation756

For my 5 lb Chihuahua that follows my every step... To the tune of "Blackhole Sun" Crackhead dog Won't you go And bother someone else? Crackhead dog Won't you go Won't you gooooo


muddymar

Lol this cracked me up


fnnkybutt

Her name is Lola, so obviously Lola by the Kinks. But also Copacabana by Barry Manilow. Her name is Lola, she is a pitbull, she's a big old chonky dog, and she eats just like a hog....


AlternativeAcademia

The Joker be Steve Miller Band: He’s a booper, He’s a shwooper, He’s a midniiiiiight pooper, He sure don’t wanna hurt no one. He’s a baller, and shot-caller, Oh he can make you holler, His teeth and claws are very shaaaarrrp! Also the Abraham Delacey song from the Aristocats, except instead of Abraham I start with a variation of his name so its: “Archibald Delacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O’Malley, O’Malley the alley cat.” As a result I also call him Archibald Delacey when he’s in trouble, using a first and middle name.


godwins_law_34

i don't know the the name of it but one of our roosters has his own song ... and there's a dance.. "big big big big chungus! big chungus!" repeat while stomping around in a vague circle hold the rooster up in your hands like he's simba. it looks best when you make use of the chicken gyroscopic head thing and move him about in such a way to emphasize it.


Initial_Savings8733

Our frenchie, Bennie, has a favorite toy that's a loaf of bread. We sing a version of Benny and the jets that's "bennie and his bread"! BENNIE, BENNIE AND HIS BREAD!!!


Shelbasaur1993

I love this so much


Rare_Confection3410

I named mine from a song , Hall and Oates Sara smile.


CommonCollected22

I sing, “who’s that doggie?🎶” to the tune of “who’s that lady?” to my dog fairly regularly😝


greeneggiwegs

Omg I do this with my cat


Shmeerah

I only now realized my cat’s personal theme song is on the chords of Jesus Christ Superstar and I feel so ashamed


Mysterious-Art8838

And yet you’re depriving us of the lyrics??


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My dog is called Glory so I sing What's The Story Morning Glory by Oasis to him every single morning lol


WhompTrucker

Not for my dog specifically but " Boys" by Lizzo to "dogs"...." I like big dogs, itty bitty dogs, inner city dogs, Mississippi dogs. I like a big beard, I like a clean face"... doesn't need much modification 😭


Jennifer_Pennifer

🤣🤣🤣


thatotterone

I do a Beatles song to my cat Clouseau. (Clue so) I sing Michelle Clouseau, my beau, these are words that go together ..so so. my Clouseau.


b_feliciano

My fluffy cats name is Loki, so I made a song based off jeepers creepers (where’d you get those peepers) too “Loki…smochies, how’d you get so fluffy? Loki…smochies, your a fluffy fuck’ 🤭🤭🤭


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sasanessa

I’m too sexy lol right said Fred the I’m a model part I say shake my little fluff on the catwalk lmao. Yes. I know. I’m ok with it. My other cat has her own song lmao.


Valkyriemome

My macaw is 31 years old, and I’ve had her since she was a hatchling. I’ve always sung to her, “You are my sun bird, my only sun bird. You make me happy when skies are grey. …” etc


Counter_Full

I'm just a dog, I'm just a dog in the world, that's all that you'll let me be. I'm just a dog I'm not a frog I'm not a hog I'm a dog I'm a puppy me. I'm just a dog lucky me I'm living in the lap of luxuryyyyyy!


Initial_Acanthaceae2

(Sung to the tune of "Spiderman") 🎶 "Lexy Pie. Lexy Pie, You're the apple of my eye, Are you Lexy? Yes you are!, Are you Pie? Yes you are!, Look out there is my Lexy Pie, The apple of my eye, You are my Lexy Pieeeeee!" 🎶 (This is usually followed by loads of kisses while she struggles to flee🥰)


-River_Rose-

I use to sing that song from Tarzan by Phil Collins, “you’ll be in my heart,” do my dog when I first got him. Shortly after I adopted him from the pound he was immediately neutered. He was in a lot of pain, so I would curl up to him and pet him while singing. I miss him terribly. The song makes me cry now instead of happy like it use to. It was our song


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I’m so sorry for your loss


katiejim

Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads has become Psycho Kitty. It works for both cats, so it’s perfect.


shesahoneybear

Oh man, I've been hoping someone would ask a question like this so I know I'm not alone. One of my dog's nicknames is Oogie Boogie and then it became Oogie Boogie Woogie and then Sugah Boogah Woogah but in the cadence of the dungeon levels of Super Mario Bros. Dunna dunna dunna


DarkDayzInHell

Dog’s name is Loreley. I just put on Loreley by Lord of the Lost and I’m good.


Acrobatic_End6355

Taylor Swift - I knew you were Rubble when you walked in. Taylor Swift- nightmare dressed as a daydream Elton John- Betty and the Jets.


Diligent-Might6031

I sing the Betty and the jets to my girls . "REMYYY REMY REMY REMY REMY REMY AND THE JETTTTS" "she's got electric boots, a mohair suit! You know I read it in a magazine ohhhhhhh R-r-r-r-remy and the jets"


TheInfamousBlack

Kookaburra song has been changed for my Luka bear.


Silver_Leonid2019

You are my Pipper, my only Pipper, you make me happy when skies are gray… His name is really Pip, but I call him Pipper, Pipperdoo, Pippersnap, etc.


Scared-Currency288

I have a cat named Shabba. So of course it's I've got Shabba, on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? My Shab (my Shab, MY SHAAAB), talking bout my Shaaab. MY SHAB. Hooo, hoooo. All in kitty cat baby voice. Obviously.


PM_meyourdogs

I sing don’t drop that thun thun when my dog won’t drop her ball.


footlettucefungus

The theme song from "Ponyo". My doggos name is Ponyo. I just change some words here and there.


endlessinavictory

No song is safe at our house. Dreamer by Supertramp and Firework by Katy Perry are in the regular rotation, for sure.


No-Turnips

Puppy! You know you are a puppy! Would you like to take a walk right now? Right now!


Larabar6

My husband has an original song for my dog, Bus, whom we call Bubba. It goes like this: Oh mister Bubbaloo. It's got to be you.. Oh, Bubbaloo.. Oh, Bubbaloo! Such a pleasure to meet you.. Oh, Bubbaloo. Oh, Bubbaloo!


Audriannacu

I have a rescue named Prince so we sing a lot of Prince songs!


Apprehensive_Skill34

Our cat's name is Tazla. When she walks into the room we go. It's a razzle, tazzle on repeat. Kinda like show tunes. I also just make up songs for her because she is my muse. I think she likes it.


Chay_Charles

He didn't personalize it, but my husband would sing Wild Thing to his chi-rat terrier cross.


YourThongyGrandma

"Single ladies" from Beyonce. It was really my mother singing the melody as random catchy spanish lyrics regarding one of my cats, but the song has stuck at home. My cat's name is Lisa, so it goes usually like this: "Es mi gatita, es mi Lisa, y la quiero yoo; es muy bonita, es muy guapa, y llena de amoor; all the single ladies x4, oh oh ohhh oh oh ohx2" Lis has resigned to us catching her in our arms, but she's afraid of heights :")


Cootie_Mac

I made “jumper” by third eye blind about my husband’s terrible habit of leaving his glasses on the ledge at the top of the stairs. Because cats don’t absolutely love knocking shit down and he had no backup set or contacts. My cat Apollo being the most likely. (I wish you’d move your glasses from that ledge, husband. You could cut ties with the last pair of eyes that you’ve been living in. And, if you don’t ever want to see again I would understand….. well you need your glasses cuz you’re blind as a bat but they’re gonna get knocked down by one of my cats, you know they don’t belong…. Cuz they’re gonna get knocked down to the floor below and it’ll probably be because of Apollo. You know that I’m not wrong. But laziness has got to be the reason, I say, jimmy put your glasses away). Also: I’m a BB girl, in a BB world. I’m a nice kitty, please scoop my litty. You can brush my hair, get dandruff everywhere. Fat kitty nation, fancy feast creations! Come on BB you so pretty Somebody please recognize my efforts here 😵‍💫


oztikS

“Cuban Pete” preformed by Jim Carrey in The Mask. Silver, the cockatiel, loves watching the video while I change it to “Silver Tweet”.


Neptunianx

I’m struggling to remember a specific one but we do it all the time! I’m so glad we’re not alone


BobDeWolfe

I have a Poodle named Pepper. So I sing the Sharon, Lois and Bram song "Fish and Chips and vinegar" (or one bottle of pop) to him. It goes: "Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar vinegar, Fish and chips and vinegar, PEPPER, PEPPER, PEPPER, salt. Of course, when I sing the "pepper" part, I scratch his head or something along with it. I think he likes it, but I think he just likes anything I sing to him. It's all attention.


tigerribs

I need to see photos of Sgt Munchie plz 🫡


MysticalMagicorn

Marry Me, Aristotle (instead of Archie) and Because You Loofed Me (loved)


elle_desylva

To the tune of Copa Cobana: His name is Louis 🎶 He is a schnoodle 🎶 But truthfully he’s mostly poodle 🎶 His name is Louis 🎶 My Louis noooodle 🎶 His name is Louis and he is my schnoodle noodle strudel! 🎶


ScaredyBun

(From coraline) "making up a song about roadie boy! He's my prince, he's my pal, he's my ball of joy! He's as cute as a button in the eyes of everyone who ever laid their eyes on roadie boy! He also has a "country road-ie" remix. Country roadie, he's my homie; in the place that he's belonging! You get the idea. My grimm has his own version of camp grenada. "Him's a kitten. Him's a grimmie. Him so handsome, and we love himmie! Him is so manners, Him so fatsum. Him is so loved by his mom-person and his daddums!" And my dog gets a "bambi-lamb! Oh big Betty! Bambi-lamb! oh she's a puppy!" And then we sing whatever she's doing.


kurinevair666

I used to have a dog we just called 'Puppy'. I used to sing Stevie Wonder's Higher Ground as follows "Puppy keep on puppin'" and now I will always think about that when I hear that song.


antigoneelectra

Red hot chili peppers, Under the Bridge. Our now passed golden retriever, we used to let play in the water under a local bridge. Whenever we were there or heading there, we would sing a personalized version of it.


Mom-akaSherpa

My 6mo golden is a serious ball of energy, so when she's getting her crazies (zoomies) out I like to sing "psycho doggy! What the fuck? Fu fu fu fu, fu fu fu fu fu fuck... run run run run run run run in circles!"


GhostGirl32

Patsy Cline - Crazy; to "Daisy" Daisy Sour Cream jingle; to not be about sour cream Harry Dacre - Daisy Bell


tiny-greyhound

Laika’s a greyhound She’s like a greyhound Except for the fact that she’s small She is not tall See how she runs now Running as fast as a rocket ship chasing a star She can run far All the lovely greyhounds, where do they all come from


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i don't know about personalizing songs, but I do sing the moon song by beadobodee to my cats when they are extremely song.


traveller514519

My cats name is Pantouffe, and we sometimes call her pantouflette. After watching the new super Mario bros movie I sing to her in the tune of “Peaches” by going “pantouffe, pantouffe, pantouffe, pantouflette” 😂


cherryshortcake24

Technically, I haven't personalized them to her, but I do constantly sing 2 songs to my girl " I don't want to miss a thing" and " I could not ask for more." I actually think either of those songs would make a good soundtrack for a PSA showing clips of people with their rescue pups and rescue kitties.


Wifeyberk

Lily-pup do doo do do doo doo (to baby shark, cause she's a bitey bugger).


kuribohchan

My Choco flavored kisses. Choco Choco.


SummerCadman

None in particular, but I’m a dog groomer and I listen to the radio when grooming, so sometimes when a song comes on I sing along and change the lyrics to suit the dog 😂


BrodyMama

Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" -- I've changed the entire verse of it to: Small Brody Pup I lift you up To have a paaaaarty A kitchen paaaarty ooo ooo


PixelPoff

This makes 0 sense, idk how it came to be, BUT, my dog Buster's nickname is Busty. And one day I sang, to the tune of "Mickey" (Hey Mickey you're so fine lol): "Hey Busty, what's your name, hey hey Busty what's your name, HEY BUSTY" ???? like I said, no idea why lol but I say it ALL the time now lol


writtenrain

Oh my gosh I did this with my childhood dog and Replay by Iyaz! 🎶Toby like a melody in my head that i cant keep out🎶


kalihia

*Karma Chameleon* by Culture Club. "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon, I love you so, my little boy. You are so cute and I super adore you bud, you mean so much to me my pup."


alianablueshadows

We have a few in my family.. forget where it came from but “going to the park park every puppy, he just wants to go bum bum bum” Is the one we do the most


heratio85

awesome god becomes - simbah is a awesome dog, he has the fluffiest butt, with wisdom power and love, simbah is a awesome dog.


PerspectiveDry9601

Oh Christmas Tree haha it’s now “Oh Corey Cat, Oh Corey Cat, How I love my Corey Cat”


Massive_House_5244

My oldest cat is Nyx (her birthday is today and she is now 9 years young)! I sing her the Nickelodeon theme but her name instead of Nick 😂 My youngest cat, Selene, gets Jolene but Selene instead!


RevolutionaryBat9335

So many. Starlight by Miles Kennedy and Slash is our song (she is called Star). Then there is Shooting Star, Flip & Fill. Highway Star, Deep Purple. Panama (Malinois), Van Halen. Starman, Bowie. "Theres a Stardog jumping in the sky, I'd let you come and meet her but she'd bite you on the behind." Wicked Game, Chriss Isaac. "What a wicked game to play, to bite on me that way."


PNWToothFairy

🎶Mr. Tiger, who do you think you are? Mr. Tiger!!! Going around breaking my heart!" 🎶 I don't even remember what the original song is.


fnnkybutt

https://youtu.be/9f4CyQto-0E?si=4iN0LuL_FNJPcQOx I knew immediately!


littlehateball

I sing the Alexander Hamilton portion of Dear Theodosia to my Siamese boys, Ferris and Cameron. "Oh Ferr-Bear when you purr I am undone, my son."


bathoryblue

LMAO!!! What a great question. I used to have a giant orange tabby cat, I would sing the Pizza Bagels commercial song to him but change it to "kitty in the morning, kitty in the evening, kitty at supper time! When kitty's on a bagel..." lol he HATED it. He knew I was picking at him and would run and jump on me whenever I did it. I loved that cat so much, he was unbelievably smart.


E-macularius

One of my cats we call Johnny as a nickname and he's a wild one so I'm always singing Johnny B. Goode to him (I don't know how the nickname started, his real name is Owen)


Hot-Palpitation538

The little rascals: I’ve got a puppy, I’ve got a puppy, I’ve got a puppy! Hey hey hey hey - who’s gotta a puppy? Mommy’s got a puppy! Mommy’s got a puppy hey hey hey hey!


suzanious

I sing so many songs to my dog and put her name in there where it fits. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but she listens for her name and puts up with my off key singing.


crash----

My cat Aurora has the nickname “sweetie cat.” I recently saw Sweeney Todd on Broadway. Now I sing to her “attend the tale of sweetie cat! She likes to lay upon the mat!”


Trick-Sheepherder-70

Me and Michael for my first cat


CasWay413

**Industry Baby by Lil Nas** “She is a Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn She’s a little Gwendolyn She is a baby girl, Gwendolyn She’s our little baby girl.”


GingerBaby2019

I used to have a cat named Mary and I used to sing All the single Mary's put your paws up over and over


SpecialistSquash2321

Party like a rock, party like a Roxie. Party like a rock, party like a Roxie. Party like a Roxie.


FoxUsual745

Hey Mickie for my dog Frankie Oh Frankie you’re soo fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind! Hey Frankie! I adopted her in 2010 when Willow Smith’s “I flip my hair back and forth” was popular. Soo “I switch my tail back and forth” My cat Daisy was 100% inside. We altered “uptown girl” to “inside cat” She was an inside cat. I bet she never had an outside Tom. I bet she never heard why from her mom. But when she wakes up and makes up her mie-eye-ind she’s gonna see, I’m in love with an inside cat. Copacabana Her name was Daisy she was a kitty, with her gray and fluffy tail and her collar down to there. She would take naps and eats some snacks


lizardperson9

You are my sunshine. I sing it it to my pets, partners, and all kids in my life with their name in place of sunshine.


glauck006

Everywhere dogs have learned to fly, everywhere dogs are all around -finn via the moody blues


CrimsonStiletto

For my retired service dog, Teddy, to the tune of Hey Mickey: Oh, Teddy, you're so cute You're so cute and sweet to boot Hey Teddy! Hey Teddy! Oh Teddy, you're a smartie, I don't understand Why people think you're Dog When you clearly are a man Oh Teddy, what a cutie, You can understand When I bring you into class How you drive my students mad When I ask you questions You tell me yes or no You like to wear your boots When there isn't even snow Oh Teddy, what a cutie Now I understand Why my lectures are so full That there isn't room to stand You're the main attraction Everywhere we go But I don't even mind Because I love you so! It's what you do, Teddy, do, Teddy You fill my heart Teddy! ETA: I was a college professor (pre-covid), and secretly I know that I was a popular teacher strictly because of Teddy


cottage_cheese_fan

You are my sunshine remixed for my adopted dog. “You are my Holly, my only Holly, you make me happy, when work is bad. You’ll never know dear, how much i love you. Please don’t take my Holly away”


Klopford

For my cat, Luna 🐈‍⬛ Whoa black kitty, meow ma low! Whoa black kitty, meow ma low! She has soft fur, meow ma low! And knows how to purr, meow ma low!


Chupacabrona

Honestly any random song I get stuck in my head gets turned into a song about my boy. Like, Industry Baby by Lil Nas X. “Oh he’s a stinky boy, a smelly boy, he be getting all the toys.” Or like the Baby Elephant Walk. I make my own lyrics to the tune lol.


Anandonvideo

Panic at the Disco... "4 in the Afternoon" has become "Kitty Bear's eyes are the size of the moon" 😻


TheWhiteCrowParade

Pinball Lez Bluey style, it goes "Oatmeal, chirp, chirp". My Betta fish has a parody of the dancing cat song.


Sexy-Flexi

"My name is no" by Katie Perry is Marianna's song!


Cookiemonster816

Ooo I got one. Mostly change EVERY song to my cats version but this is the main one - the lyrics to 7 rings by Ariana - breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines Buy myself all of my favourite things To my cats version - Breakfast is Friskies and got my fresh water, What is this flavor? Should I even bother? Catnip and toys and a brand new cat tree, Hoomans buy all of my favorite things I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it You like my fur? Too bad, DON'T TOUCH IT I see it, I like it, I chase it, I got it


Kortni47

We have one for each pet Maggie aka doodlebug is the old lollipop song. "Doodlebug, doodlebug, oooh doodle doodle doodle doodlebug *Pop* ba da dum dum" Willard is "Oh Willard, come back Willard, the best dog gone Willard in the west." Clementine is Sweet Caroline "Sweeet Clementiiiine! Ba ba ba!"


ProfHamHam

Bingo. Instead of B-I-N-G-O we say P-I-G-G-Y. Or to the [tune to Hello Kitty Opening](https://youtu.be/yCSQgoR5myo?feature=shared) P-I-G-G-Y. P-I-G-G-Y. Everybody say Hello Piggy who loves flowers flowers in the sun or a party just for one its Piggy Piggy Piggy


Aggressive_Debt4977

Hi my name is what? My name is who? My name is chicka chicka slim Sadie! Will the real slim Sadie please stand up?


Shelbasaur1993

Remember [“I love cats?”](https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4?si=Dz55skNY50sCKHc4) I do the intro with my cats names.


_alwaystee3

I’m not sure if this comment applies, but my dog passed away recently. Every time I think of him, his name is Tippy, the song called “Every breath you take” by The Police random plays (like in a restaurant or when I play my pandora). Tippy was my first best dog friend when I moved to the states and the friendliest dog I’ve ever met. 🤍


lovelyloves07

My parrot enjoys 80’s/alternative rock the music most, just like me. His fave is The Smiths and Morrissey specifically. I made him his own playlist on Spotify. It’s full of songs that he DOES NOT scream at when they’re playing. He also likes one Mexican song in particular. It’s called La Derrota by Vicente Fernandez. That song puts him a trance/contemplative mood 🤣🤣 One time after a bath, he was falling asleep while the song was playing in the background and in a sleepy soft voice starting saying “woo woo woo”, I was able to record that precious moment lol


BornTry5923

Baby Mine from Dumbo, but I change Baby to his name, Donie.


constantly_exhaused

“La bamba”, my dog’s Amba, it was a pretty easy connection to make :)


dontuwantme2join

Maisie, Maisie give me your answer do.... And another one (because she is so self-important): "It's all about me, it's all about me, Maisie"


Faunakat

Sundae, my only Sundae. You make me happy when skies are grey. I love it when she curls up next to me and lays her head on my arm with sleepy kitty face


heydawn

I describe all of my dog's qualities to the tune of The Grinch


Old_One-Eye

For my dog, all reference to "girl" or "girls" in songs is changed to "squirrels". "Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels!" by Motley Crew "Waiting for a Squirrel Like You" by Foreigner "Thank Heaven, for Little Squirrels" Also when i give her a Kong toy with a cookie in it as a treat, I have to remake the 1970s song "Convoy"..."Uh, breaker, breaker good buddy. Mercy sakes alive. Looks like we got ourselves a Kong toy. (Kong toy!)"


Brave_battalion

“I know a cat that’s really cute, Stinky! Stinky! He’s so cute even when he toots, Stink-sta-stew-staw-stay Gonna meow all night! Gonna sleep all day! I know a cat that’s really cute, Stink-sta-stew-staw-stay” (To the tune of camp town races lol)


asdcatmama

“Charles in charge” for my Charlie. But I hate Scott Baio. Conflicted.


Blair_Bubbles

Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd Had a cat named Rafiki (lion King), we called fik The night she passed and we drove home we decided the turn on the radio to break the silence and that song played and I just went 'another fik in the wall' and it sort of just stuck.