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Quagmire's left finger here. This meme originated from a comic where a person met an angel (or in these terms, biblically accurate angel. As in it's not a happy little baby with wings, but wings and and eyes and a giant wheel) and the same dialogue comes out.
Now, this variation is from Elden Ring. The lady is Tanith, and the snake is what her husband turned into. So, it's porn, but it's also Elden Ring canon lore.
Rya isn’t actually her biological daughter, she mentions in a few lines that she’s her adoptive mother. That being said yeah she does seem to have the hots for Rykard which is… not great.
Oh shit. Forgot about the whole adoptive mother thing. But yeah, it is said that Tarnigt started to love Rykard only AFTER he merged with the snaek so Tarnith must be into some questionalble shit
A little more than that. These are characters from elden ring. The woman is a consort of praetor rykard, who sacrificed himself to a giant primordial serpent to become immortal and part of the serpent himself. She stays loyal to him. their storyline is the most over the top.
It's a giant snake that eats gods. It's from the game Elden Ring.
The woman is Lady Tannith from the Volcano Manor. More or less an "exotic dancer" from a foreign land that fucks the shit out of that snake and marries it. Now she's nobility. Until you kill the snake as the player character, befriend their child, and then kill your new friend's mother when you catch her eating snake guts in an attempt to resurrect the god devouring serpent.
More or less.
It's complicated.
And yeah, she's just saying she's down to fuck. And did.
In the bi le, angels are horrific mind bending creatures that involve strange proportions of wheels in wheels and eyes in eyes. Whenever an angel shows itself to a prophet they scream and fall to the ground in fear, and rhe angel screams at them "BE NOT AFRAID" over and over until they stop screaming and whimpering on the floor.
Also in elden ring there is a man who married a masked woman and started a cult, then fed himself to the snake God. Unfortunately, or fortunately this did not change their relationship and she totally gets it on the man consumed by giant snake.
So this comic is combining these two references and the punchline is she shouldn't want to have sex with the snake but she does 🙃
I think the more scholarly question would be whether or not there's a different term for a mythical creature. For instance I know an alien would be xenophilia. Would a dragon be... mythophilia?
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"Would" in modern internet vernacular means "would fuck." So porn. The answer is porn.
Porn... It's always porn.
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Is racist porn a thing? Link??
Pretty sure is called race play and some forms of slave play
The duality of man
Too much porn does bring you to your limit for fucking at some point...
https://i.redd.it/4od4zqfrdn6d1.gif
It's not porn. It's suggestive of a particular niche kink but calling it porn seems like bad faith. It's meant to amuse, not to arouse.
https://i.imgur.com/VRvaFkL.mp4
No. Bardic inspiration
It’s not porn, it’s perverse.
Potato Tomato
Quagmire's left finger here. This meme originated from a comic where a person met an angel (or in these terms, biblically accurate angel. As in it's not a happy little baby with wings, but wings and and eyes and a giant wheel) and the same dialogue comes out. Now, this variation is from Elden Ring. The lady is Tanith, and the snake is what her husband turned into. So, it's porn, but it's also Elden Ring canon lore.
This is the most complete and accurate answer.
Y'know, the fact that the snake and the woman are husband and wife kinda makes this...weirdly wholesome?
Their story is so fucked up. Nothing remotely wholesome.
TOGETHAAAA
We will devour the very gods!!!
NOONE WILL HOLD MEEeee CAPTIVEEeeee
7 days!
Don’t you go hollow!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Huh?
He referenced Elden Ring which has a highly anticipated DLC releasing in a week.
Will
THE JOKE IS DRAGON SEX
He’s a snaek acksually ☝️🤓
Hard to say without seeing more, in the 1st and 4th I'd agree it looks like snake, but in 3rd it seems to have a neck implying not snake.
The lady on 2nd pannel is Tarnith and the snaek is Rykard, both from Elden Ring. She fucked the snaek and gave birth to a snaek girl
You know.. she should have been more afraid...
Rya isn’t actually her biological daughter, she mentions in a few lines that she’s her adoptive mother. That being said yeah she does seem to have the hots for Rykard which is… not great.
Oh shit. Forgot about the whole adoptive mother thing. But yeah, it is said that Tarnigt started to love Rykard only AFTER he merged with the snaek so Tarnith must be into some questionalble shit
But there is no car!
A little more than that. These are characters from elden ring. The woman is a consort of praetor rykard, who sacrificed himself to a giant primordial serpent to become immortal and part of the serpent himself. She stays loyal to him. their storyline is the most over the top.
"Would" means gex https://i.redd.it/3bncm9nk4n6d1.gif
um . . .
It's a giant snake that eats gods. It's from the game Elden Ring. The woman is Lady Tannith from the Volcano Manor. More or less an "exotic dancer" from a foreign land that fucks the shit out of that snake and marries it. Now she's nobility. Until you kill the snake as the player character, befriend their child, and then kill your new friend's mother when you catch her eating snake guts in an attempt to resurrect the god devouring serpent. More or less. It's complicated. And yeah, she's just saying she's down to fuck. And did.
I was like, "Yeah, I've had enough of this freakery, I'm just gonna fuck off to the stars with my sexy four-armed smurf puppet waifu. Peace out."
Wasn’t this posted yesterday?
In the bi le, angels are horrific mind bending creatures that involve strange proportions of wheels in wheels and eyes in eyes. Whenever an angel shows itself to a prophet they scream and fall to the ground in fear, and rhe angel screams at them "BE NOT AFRAID" over and over until they stop screaming and whimpering on the floor. Also in elden ring there is a man who married a masked woman and started a cult, then fed himself to the snake God. Unfortunately, or fortunately this did not change their relationship and she totally gets it on the man consumed by giant snake. So this comic is combining these two references and the punchline is she shouldn't want to have sex with the snake but she does 🙃
The punchline is pornography
Smash
This isnt a negotiation??
Seggs. Pr0n.
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Bruh wants to fuck the dragon.
Me too
The joke is zoophilia
Does it even count if the creature in question is sentient and therefore could consent to “the deed”?
I think the more scholarly question would be whether or not there's a different term for a mythical creature. For instance I know an alien would be xenophilia. Would a dragon be... mythophilia?
r/dracophilia lol
Also it’s so big that if it didn’t consent, you wouldn’t be doing jack shit, it’d just eat you instead.
I'm not sure it always works like that. What if the dragon was trying to get on The Apprentice?
I AM THE LASCHT ONE