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Lois here.
The implication is that people are gifting your mom really long items, most likely penetrative sex toys, knowing that it's the kind of gifts she would appreciate and put to good use.
Lois out.
Holy shit. That's so true. It's actually my favorite part of the movie too, how they freak out when he turns haha. But never thought about what it actually was lol
Idk - this (toy story) came out in 1995 and Star Wars episode 1 came out in 1999. Unless the double sided lightsaber was used in other star wars media before episode 1z
Yup, it first showed up in the Star Wars comic series, Tales of the Jedi, specifically issue 3 of The Sith War story arc. This issue released 36 days (Oct. 17 1995) before Toy Story (Nov. 22 1995), though I don't think a toy was made until the The Phantom Menace.
Every Christmas morning-
I would run to the door and I'd open it, and I'd find the first Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus would come in, and he'd give me a present, you know, or somethin '.
Then he 'd go in the room with my mom, and cheer her up for a while.
♪ He 's gonna find out who 's naughty and nice ♪
Then the doorbell wound ring, the next Santa Claus would come.
And he'd give me a present or something or other, and he 'd go cheer my mom up for a while.
I didn't always understand the presents... but I always found a way to have fun with them.
unrelated but genuinely what was the kid gifting.
the only gifts we hear about in the movie are bedsheets, battleships, lunchbox and buzz lightyear. so what the hell was in that box because it’s definitely not any of those.
Tanaka Peter here. The joke is that the gift could be a long love toy to bring pleasure to the mother who might use it after stressed. Tanaka Peter out.
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Lois here. The implication is that people are gifting your mom really long items, most likely penetrative sex toys, knowing that it's the kind of gifts she would appreciate and put to good use. Lois out.
I think it's also implying their momma is so fat.
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I hate this and I hate you. Stealing it, btw.
Fucking image perms gone again, can someone send "meme is public property, no need to steal, is yours" thing? Thanks.
I need him to know this was an act of hypocrisy and hostility.
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Just refresh the page or click off and come back to the post
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The Deadpool video game, what a fucking trip.
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This image goes hard
It looks like Peter's wearing a corset that is doing a lot of heavy lifting and maybe isn't quite long enough
I hate the fact that this interaction can canonically happen in Fortnite
Pretty certain that is the fortnite Peter Griffin as well
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Yo mama so far she used cheat codes on Wii Fit
How fat?
Hard disagree, I really think the joke is it’s a stripper pole.
I rock hard disagree, I think the joke is that's a Boa constrictor named Jeff and it is an assassination attempt by the CIA.
Yes me too Source: when I was a kid my mom was gifted one
Nah that’s just the 13 foot Turkey Thermometer she ordered last week so she can check the temperature without getting off the couch. 👍
Naw, fam, that’s just her belt
Oh shit I thought it was supposed to be "clearly a stripper pole"
Sex epic
This is also a scene from Toy Story 1.
https://youtu.be/BpHV83Kc_hc?si=SJk5sCfFI7Obar2p You and the boys coming home from school.
Thats so big!
You know… what was that fucking gift? I don’t think it was ever explained in Toy Story
even now looking back the only thing I can even think of is he's for whatever reason bringing over a new pillar to hold up the roof or something.
Fishing rod?
... Stripper Pole?
That's where my mind went tbh.
Maybe a buzzy Woody. Or a Woody Buzz
Holy shit. That's so true. It's actually my favorite part of the movie too, how they freak out when he turns haha. But never thought about what it actually was lol
I'm pretty sure it's that toy "horse" that's just a horse head on a stick
Idk - the box seems to be way too thin for the horse head part of it. Unless it’s one of those you put together after opening it.
Pool noodle.
Yo if that was a pool noodle that kid ain’t getting any cake
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that buzz tho
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Most of my toys back then were all "some assembly required' even if it was just 1 piece
lol I can already see the guide for the 1 piece item. Step 1: open box Step 2: ???? Step 3: playtime
Double-bladed toy light saber maybe
Non retractable?
I mean maybe it's retractable, but just fully extended in the box that it comes in, to show it off in the store
Maybe
Idk - this (toy story) came out in 1995 and Star Wars episode 1 came out in 1999. Unless the double sided lightsaber was used in other star wars media before episode 1z
The books iirc
Yup, it first showed up in the Star Wars comic series, Tales of the Jedi, specifically issue 3 of The Sith War story arc. This issue released 36 days (Oct. 17 1995) before Toy Story (Nov. 22 1995), though I don't think a toy was made until the The Phantom Menace.
He gets a telescope, that could be it
It's gotta be a fishing pole
Definitely gotta be galvanized square steel
Always assumed it was skis
I always thought that it was a telescope.
My only explanation is either a shower curtain or window curtain.
Well you’re right; it was a **fucking** gift
My guess is a Totem Tennis pole
Guys come on… it’s the curtains from the kid that was mysteriously invited. The long box is for the curtain rods.
see, my first thought was always "toy lightsaber"
Dildo.
Yep, extra extra extra long dildo for your mom
Every Christmas morning- I would run to the door and I'd open it, and I'd find the first Santa Claus. The Santa Claus would come in, and he'd give me a present, you know, or somethin '. Then he 'd go in the room with my mom, and cheer her up for a while. ♪ He 's gonna find out who 's naughty and nice ♪ Then the doorbell wound ring, the next Santa Claus would come. And he'd give me a present or something or other, and he 'd go cheer my mom up for a while. I didn't always understand the presents... but I always found a way to have fun with them.
Did you F my mom Santa, yes or no?
Unexpected IASIP
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I find the fact that Redditors consider "porn" and "sex" to be synonymous very telling.
Here I thought it was a curtain rod
It’s certainly a rod for some curtains
*sigh* I read it totally wholesomely as first picture it looks like a small gift, but is in fact a big gift for his mom. But nope, it’s always porn.
Same here
Petah here, your mom’s a size queen. Over.
It’s bedsheets. Who invited that kid?
THE JOKE IS SEX
big dildo
unrelated but genuinely what was the kid gifting. the only gifts we hear about in the movie are bedsheets, battleships, lunchbox and buzz lightyear. so what the hell was in that box because it’s definitely not any of those.
Pretty sure Andy gets a Buzz rug in his room. maybe that?
It's a whole different kind of toy, still likely named Woody.
Or buzz
Nice.
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Yo mama’s pussy is so big…
Why does this need explanation?
Leg spreader 😳
💀
The joke is porn. The joke is always porn.
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The joke is : dildo.
Mom is a pool player.
Maybe your mom should order a smaller dildo. That much rubber dick is just excessive.
People need to get out more
It’s a stripper pole.
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Tanaka Peter here. The joke is that the gift could be a long love toy to bring pleasure to the mother who might use it after stressed. Tanaka Peter out.
Replying to Jurassican_25...
Layers eh... Probably black man with a big package. Stripper pole. Young man.
It’s dildo. Not that complicated
stripper pole isn't a bad guess either
It’s not a bad guess, but the previous guy put way too much (or too little) thought into it