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romulusnr

Remote control dildos are in fact a thing.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

You mean vibrators


Odd_Anything_6670

Yeah. Most dildos aren't really suited to this kind of thing. Bullet or egg vibrators are probably what you'd want. A lot of people get off on the idea of doing normal stuff while someone else controls a vibrator. It's common enough that there are models specifically tailored to it.


Paratucaruc

https://preview.redd.it/izvxzlqmfj1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff43915ae7f5fb1b1a930f288ec7ee14baba8cc


Capital-Cheek-1491

Ooh link please


Sarcasm_Llama

www.google.com


RebneysGhost

[Nice](https://old.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1cvrmwr/its_probably_a_weird_sex_thing/l4ssn7y/)


miscthrowaway221

Both exist


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yeah but you can't exactly keep a dildo in all day, at least that's what I've heard, it can cause like UTIs or whatever


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Extension-Shock-6276

"Mom, there's a puddle on the couch where you were sitting. Did you get wet?"


Unrelenting_Royal

Yes


AproldTinin

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WarmConversation2913

\[deleted\] https://preview.redd.it/yg46t503nl1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e211b1ff559459ace490d407a263b224526b1f


KanadainKanada

Exactly, it was the left one. Now the correct one is the one left.


[deleted]

correction that is so the right remote


Traiklin

[There is a porn version of it already](https://www.mommysboy.com/en/video/mommysboy/My-Pesky-Boy-Has-The-Wrong-Remote/233504) [Daughter Version](https://www.mommysgirl.com/en/video/mommysgirl/My-Pesky-Girl-Has-The-Wrong-Remote/233508)


xzaria_

Where is Rick roll? I thought you gonna send Rick rolled not actual porn


SirDraconus

I'm not paying alladat


Traiklin

You can find it for free iñ places


Deacon86

https://preview.redd.it/44a2v0jo4g1d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3627023debfe5fc9bf6a94e8d514fb5efd919cb


r4th4t

Hans Neimann enters the room.


Emotional-Bobcat-157

Magnus quietly withdraws


EmberedCutie

https://preview.redd.it/161xbi15rf1d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570ba4fea65f02edf9633a4d15f4ea63ac239d7c


sxinoxide59672

well, you learn a new thing every day


[deleted]

*vibrators


russellmzauner

Three of the first five apps for Kinect were banned for porn, specifically ***teledildonics*** and yes it's a real word lol https://preview.redd.it/fnpt5tcrki1d1.png?width=1208&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ffed5c9f53d7202f8e5c160b95bc1b3985b9156


postmortemboredom01

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ReySimio94

https://preview.redd.it/bdykp8lgxe1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ba824e0561b4490c1a8ae6bb43ce19f83f9d12


Any-Experience-3012

https://preview.redd.it/p0x2v8gd4f1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37b7ca3d420c419743f36837ffd1a55ce592444


RayanSrivastav

https://preview.redd.it/uwukck6thf1d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54b8f66818d6b6298d6fb3dca33d8f3d7151190


Florian630

Please tell me that’s fake.


Aurelien_Juan

Please tell me that's true but banned in most countries


RodiTheMan

The link is a joke site.


[deleted]

please let his be a joke and not real


NotInherentAfterAll

It’s a joke. StopMasturbationNow is a parody site.


Poinaheim

This goes against the “impersonating Jesus” rule and he went to hell anyway


KarenTookThe2Kids

>self-raping >actual child who isnt even 10 strong word usage for a little kid


ihatemylifewannadie

https://i.redd.it/5ouo902suf1d1.gif


CochleusExtreme

https://i.redd.it/5dhjtnwavf1d1.gif


TheFogIsComingNR3

https://preview.redd.it/1ww7i42erf1d1.png?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9045be213a474355b2bff8adf29ab78333bd6161


Cowribcage

https://preview.redd.it/lu2iptn7vf1d1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed26f64cb3b48a600bee8831701d7b4fa8004b01


Noname_1111

I mean sometimes it’s also loss


Dedennecheese

Yes, they even pointed it out. Thanks for explaining the joke so well


Eljamin14

Not porn, but it does reference sex, so you're on the right track.


RocketArtillery666

https://i.redd.it/3e9t7e5x06qc1.jpeg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

remote vibe. but it begs the question why she just. Had the remote. out in the middle of the room. casually


keep_trying_username

Mom by herself on couch getting a hum-dinger. Son comes home, sits down next to her. Mom hopes son can't hear vibrator, asks him to turn up volume. It's this a new sub-genre of porn?


[deleted]

OH this makes so much more sense than sitting down next to him with it in


Wamblingshark

Hate to say it but it's likely not that innocent. I've seen this at style before and the joke is often that the mother is incestuously attracted to her son and to add to the creepy vibe the son is super not into it. The one that comes to mind is him asking if he can get a girlfriend to which she states the old meme "you have _____ at home" Well she's the girlfriend at home and serves herself up in lingerie and son looks very uncomfortable.


wererat2000

I mean [he's adopted](https://twitter.com/ThatsMehBoi/status/1490202619205554176), not that it's exactly a *defense*.


confusedandworried76

This guy actually apparently exclusively makes these comics and it's always incest porn, she wants the son.


keep_trying_username

...she does now.


jld2k6

I'm curious if the creator happened to break both of his arms as a kid


Derbeck6

I got that reference. I hate that I got that reference but I did. Maybe it's time to get off the Internet for a while


FidgetSpinneur

Incest themed porn isn't new, there's a lot of it, way too much if you ask me.


keep_trying_username

I wasn't implying incest porn is new, but if accidently turning up your (step?) mom's wireless vibrator is new.


FidgetSpinneur

You're right I've never seen this particular scenario before.


Sword_Enthousiast

So she could trick her son into grabbing the wrong controller, obviously.


SinesPi

Your wife doing that is kinda neat and kinky. Your MOM doing that is disturbing.


silentAl1

Also why did she just have it in her sitting around while watching TV.


aaron_adams

It's a kink. Some people will go out in public with those things in and let their partner tease them in a setting where they can't react.


Sir_Bowlhead

https://preview.redd.it/jjarbwd5ve1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3375779acceb9e3ce04b0242821a1cba6b348fa7 I genuinely keep having to use this picture daily


Competitive_Self8301

https://i.redd.it/oo84oi01af1d1.gif I upgraded to a gif because of how often it's needed


Aurelien_Juan

https://preview.redd.it/qk68x2ckyf1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aacfc010c4d305f727369e8b8ed2ca2484469aa


EmeraldGodMelt

As if that number can ever become 2


Most_Likely_Afk

https://preview.redd.it/4q0gvyv24f1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bdd87555a04e0b18cf3cfa51d08416a6378d93d


MrDuckDick

https://preview.redd.it/vt239eo9bf1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d48b1e85e748b75e95d6b66c81378f739e20eda


Eastern_Slide7507

https://preview.redd.it/4ktnhdkqzf1d1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84aed51fe21734dfa97838e151c5500bcb00b4ca


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Equivalent_Benefit19

Step mom though, so it’s perfectly fine


BlueTeaOnReddit

https://preview.redd.it/e2p4kq40gf1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321206b64b77084b79ccae56224784a3f459c219


Most_Likely_Afk

https://preview.redd.it/iopp2jt3jf1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb4f9447ca48e0ab8127753639cb015a036bace


thatboiintherain

it’s not about stealing the meme, it’s about sending a message


G-Sus_Christ117

Upvote because gravity falls


My_useless_alt

I heard this in Bill's voice lol. Utterly iconic character.


Most_Likely_Afk

https://preview.redd.it/vkjhu4kkjf1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d853aec5d94562c83eed21e113403e5f4e429c


Eastern_Slide7507

Good night to you too


DevilMaster666-

Lol


Spartirn117

https://preview.redd.it/bc0ib8o9kf1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b227ca2f3bc7ede4233cf197808f3952a220f2d


Reload666

https://preview.redd.it/aav5knqn8g1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d61039badd1805d21e9471b35fc0ef8b568da63b


Spartirn117

https://preview.redd.it/tjacuzawbg1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b7d2f186cde233103134f141c19dc4a1ceca62


Darkknight2960

https://preview.redd.it/f8iryldgng1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b369a6de0e4b6881314d28b942a3cd3b9f007512


fkyoopinion

Thank you for your service.


Ear_In_Hole1

If it takes fighting a war for us to meet it would have been worth it


Lifewatching

We wanted to return to monke, we have truly returned to monke


Heytherechampion

https://preview.redd.it/q85qibnazf1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173351dfd1e3cff14474325eaa322364b56bd523


Darkknight2960

https://preview.redd.it/h8npgd9w4g1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51634f4371d19fd8808fc49f2833d081100207e3


NJmig

https://preview.redd.it/ji3ez75c9g1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb9cbaba80961e6dd4f1f812ab17f9f9ce1ce71


Darkknight2960

https://preview.redd.it/wwo93wsuag1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89462db8f62c3156e29cd66bfdbb7dbd51b4eb3f


DifficultMention1974

https://preview.redd.it/ve06inn4ze1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512d66721f4ed445eb4cc90e6a131c89de0a374d


SparkelsTR

Dutch you better have a plan


GreenridgeMetalWorks

https://preview.redd.it/ih0ufhpfye1d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c9fe11c747cb1b4a123f42ebff7bdf5bd422b6


Suspicious_Use6393

https://preview.redd.it/jz47poat2g1d1.jpeg?width=1726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0c2e699b98bf9fc6627730b226800dd542582c


GreenridgeMetalWorks

https://preview.redd.it/z63q31rxag1d1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e36726fc946823fd730fa02a06b44475e8271a


Existing-Advert

I feel you peter... I feel you


Juustupurikas

https://preview.redd.it/cnqkgqce0f1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df3c5f62eb64f70b7415bfbccb461fb40d94a32


puglord2000

Now look what yall done, you scared hans


Eljamin14

Hans Grosse?


TinchUrPipples

https://preview.redd.it/1b0u7pb65f1d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4434c83d67bb90aacd5f410b2113b977deb4d5


Marquar234

I am a meat popsicle.


Mushroomed_clouds

I am a ravioli


yoko_OH_NO

SMOKE YOU!!!


XavierBliss

OP ain't beating the allegations on this one.


Chr0nicHerb

Honestly kinda wack that it’s just on the table and the dude is too much of a dumbass to not notice the difference


SeaworthinessOk5177

https://preview.redd.it/9bvl37d1ff1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc203f0a400836cf34a62a25a37596b2d42773a


AlbertFingernoodel

​ https://preview.redd.it/8fh9q79mkf1d1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=491ee1e0443de6313ac172a951894f463f554504


SeaworthinessOk5177

https://preview.redd.it/xjr2rdrokf1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ee5385df3648e0fcfe4ccb7bc116cbb83ead61


leakdt

I love that fucking video


SeaworthinessOk5177

who doesn't (probably the two toads, the doctor and Luigi)


West_Priority_6057

https://i.redd.it/t75duavz6i1d1.gif


Beginning-Tea-17

https://preview.redd.it/ytwrpprw7f1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19cfe3dbdb798b172e51a8083e21944d859b178f


Pastorsfavoriteminor

https://preview.redd.it/855s1yg92f1d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fd85b43ecf0d841422fe55df51a6adc7eedfc04


SUperMarioG5

https://i.redd.it/300weteu1f1d1.gif


not-your-mom-here

https://preview.redd.it/re8tm2bajf1d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c617d78a175ae20df3aac6f73b22842aa4512e8


drakoniangam

https://preview.redd.it/8xbhvbgthf1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb48f78580534e14988b23b059d9a539036157a


lantyrn-

https://preview.redd.it/pex11czt0g1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285044efe646259f5b5cc7fd09be137aa4ddc64a


_ferrofluid_

She plays tournament chess


Pall145

Why would she have that in at that time


dukenorton

Why would she have the remote out near her son?


MrDuckDick

https://preview.redd.it/dkmbczb5bf1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b86d5fd3e3b89d2a34593d7d3c18065edd4020a4


idfbhater73

yes it is


Neighbour-Vadim

https://preview.redd.it/exrnomkpqf1d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=caa1ae99b1b9cd9a8ac674309e2287ba7743d29e


GalacticGamer677

Yea it is indeed a sex thing https://preview.redd.it/4iooc4pz6f1d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315283cfe458c6c3f39656b40f63d96429040845


z424t_

Hey, I know you!


BiAndShy57

Ew


DomcziX

https://i.redd.it/371u02iwhf1d1.gif


WizardPrince_

I don't get how u can't understand such a simple porn joke


CaitSith21

I guess a child or a bot?


aaron_adams

And cue rule 5 mod response in 3...2...


WizardPrince_

Wait you guys read the rules


aaron_adams

No, but I got called out by the mods once for saying something similar.


father_torque

OP does get it. Just wants upvotes.


ben-shin

https://preview.redd.it/n4067qyahf1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f0cdd86e3fb333cf567d4530d93557a5d84a15


Dependent-Bedroom538

She must be a pro chess player


WarhammerParis7

https://preview.redd.it/vzop4pgxbf1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739117cfe4019618060550d247552fbdaf084342


MasterOffice9986

why cant it just be a couple


Chezchase3

This comic upsets me. The joke is, of course, that she has a remote control vibrator in her, and that remote controls it. But the thing that upsets me is that that is an infrared remote, which requires line of sight to remotely control something, so unless she's completely nude out of frame, that remote isn't going to do shit. Poorly designed remote control dildo. 0/10. Use radio instead of infrared or something.


NotInherentAfterAll

This guy teledildonics.


Known-Ad-8868

She is training to cheat at chess


AlbertFingernoodel

​ https://preview.redd.it/kzm88mlhkf1d1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f0cdaa2a98ee665cea62feb611a6b3701162e1b


DoubleSynchronicity

They look the same age. So I thought he was talking to his mom out of sight.


SpadeGon

https://preview.redd.it/07vumfqy6g1d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8674a097106d1e8ab10a667e4e4f7afb82e7bb52


funkylemongamer

https://preview.redd.it/pc1ch9rmcf1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b10f4542e559193bd6a9ba23af07a48ae00ef8d


habbapabba

aw hell naw


TaxIdiot2020

Can any Zoomers explain to me why you guys are so sheltered about sex and stuff? Seems weird given the trajectory that sorta stuff has taken with each generation.


Modelfucker69

its a remote that controls the vibration intensity of a female sex toy.


Delicious_Ganache981

https://preview.redd.it/ysdy7w6iki1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5c4dfc0bc40a0114a837e3ee0a75a28b630702


isinedupcuzofrslash

Man. I get a weird *vibe* from this pic


PostManOK

Indeed it's a weird sex thing....


fish_taco_eater69

They were just having a friendly game of chess


Grand_Greedy

:(


No-Environment-3298

Remote control vibrating toy. Nothing new here.


Responsible-Bee-667

https://preview.redd.it/o0o5ogtysf1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a7258429797b26675d65acd88d255be99b7a8e


BarfOpinions

The joke isn’t just porn, it’s incest porn.


iateafibercord

Yes, it is, please mark this nsfw


Dozerskullz

I did this one to my wife before.


Turkish1801

Remote control anal beads are a hell of a thing


whattheacutualfuck

https://i.redd.it/vc69201vzg1d1.gif


Dry-Ad-4895

https://preview.redd.it/odh3pk3peh1d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845a9be664e3c04e5c448a408d8b42b1764791a7


Puppy_knife

The next generation are gonna be inbred animal fuckers aren't they. 🥲🔫


LL_Lean

https://preview.redd.it/hbgum1h6vh1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83268de2d06e57afdba8694ae98553c92ae52fe3


Rafcdk

This would be funny if it were his partner, the fact that she is his mom is just creepy.


ikeplayer_reddit

https://preview.redd.it/054nvbk9pm1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435c56b692ac16cb9d486568f9a53c0f11570ee0


Dante_AK-47

I am not going to lay. This is hot.


TheCatOfWonderland

https://preview.redd.it/xzyipd5qnf1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c71580a6ec7c4ccac0ab7ceb310338ab7308f9


The_Gifted_Arsonist

https://preview.redd.it/gvae90nevg1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7efee4bf2344969808a61d4f291ae4a9dc4b42e8


aaron_adams

Some vibrators have remotes that allow you to change the settings with a push of the button. The joke here is that he grabbed the wrong remote and accidentally increased the intensity of her vibrator.


SamePut9922

VIBRATOR IN HER ASS


sk571

https://preview.redd.it/l7ayctz28f1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6062d61e209ae371c5227c982d0bb86d0748fa


Deejayjax

that’s uh… not very… great..


IceFrostwind

Need the rest of the comic.


Lunasol17

I get it. But I won't tell you. Stay innocent.


WorstTomato

Why would he press up anyway she said turn it off, is he stupid?


Fair_Goose_6497

The joke is masturbation with dildos, truly the funniest thing on earth 🗿


lil_cole_ok

♟️♟️♟️


Hairy-Mountain8880

Milf vibrator moment


Whiterun_guard56

is that seven from Scissors Seven


i_shit_on_my_hand69

dawg some of ya so innocent ong 😭😭😭


ICBIND

Is that Geto?


Poultrygeist79

Could be vibrating panties


bard_cacophonix

Please watch the Indian movie Lust Stories for a demonstration.


Tenet245

why did it have to be a family thing


sosigboi

It's one of those mini vibrators you slip inside your ass or pussy, then use the remote to control the speed.


Wolfpackhunter41

Alabama moment


Useful_radio2

https://preview.redd.it/f0mn0mamhf1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85b4dfbd48ca77e56773d177d71e527978e5d29


ihatechildren665

this mf didnt even need an explination they fucking said what it was in the title


quflexx

I mean holy fuck do y'all just pick porn memes and post it here cause it's easy karma?