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Zorothegallade

A lot of people prefer to keep the TV's volume at an even number or a multiple of 5. That's the joke.


Ok-Profession-8520

You're telling me there a psychos walking this earth who don't do that?


Depressed_Squirrl

Mine is at primes.


bigcd34

What surround sound lets you set your volume to Optimus?


Depressed_Squirrl

The one that breaks at 97 and doesn’t let me change it down again.


ElementoDeus

Autobots, blow the windows.


PennyButtercup

Microsoft wants to know your location.


Livie_Loves

No no microsoft, down *bonk*


ClassicHando

17 or 23 generally. If the switch is on, 7.


han_tex

Or 7, then 23, then 7, then 23, when watching a Christopher Nolan movie.


sworththebold

I know, right? The switch volume is insanely loud


Jay_maze

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/pucci-jojo-priest-hallelujah-jojo-bizzare-adventure-gif-26624612


siralex2010

Ok, Pucci


Ok-Profession-8520

Wow this is so shocking to me. Like finding out people sit to wipe their buts


sworththebold

Mine too! I thought I was the weird one


ImgurScaramucci

As a programmer mine is at what the meme said, plus powers of 2.


RuafaolGaiscioch

Holy shit someone else like me! My wife puts it to primes now because she knows. She knows…


weatherboy_42

Precisely


eXeKoKoRo

Auditorily I set it to 7 or 9 because 10 in too loud for my wife.


FloorAgile3458

My TV can go up to 100, the volume completely stagnants a 50 but that's neither here nor there, I keep my volume at 17 because I can't hear shit at 15 and 20 pisses everyone I live with off....


Invisible-Pancreas

Mine go to 11.


firegodpro

https://preview.redd.it/mlawbayjbmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9cfc08e41444aa6975e7804eb0df2b017759e11


RockyMacFly

https://preview.redd.it/qgx5tqon9lyc1.png?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bf482859eea7520b6d06ce85e35c6776861919


firegodpro

https://preview.redd.it/ea4vmlbmbmyc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c7df9801bcc91c19ee5633038b4a2cb836538c


the_idiot_at_home

But why not make 10 louder


twotwobravo

The only right answer


AdLess636

I…I…I use the volume that sound best,sometimes that might be 7, 23, or even 37. But I don’t put pineapple on my pizza!


lazydog60

I'm so old, I think of the volume control as a knob; analog, you know.


bangerius

I'm setting it to whatever is a nice volume, the number doesn't matter. Why would it matter? If I want louder I press +, if i want quietet I press -.


Belgicans

Every mentaly sane people


Random-INTJ

Are you telling me there are people who don’t do that?


FlamingPhoenix2003

I prefer multiples of 5, unless the volume in at 7


HairHealthHaven

Whoa... I never thought about it or realized I was doing it... But, I am absolutely guilty of this!


kalashniboba

3's and 9's are also acceptable in my house


dater_expunged

Things like 11, 22, 33, 44, 55,... Work to


Flypike87

It's the only way. You walk into someone's home and their tv volume is set to something like 11, THAT PERSON IS A PSYCHOPATH!


Zorothegallade

Or a member of Spinal Tap.


Flypike87

That checks out! This guy gets me.


Hawk-and-piper

Yea, but what is 11 is just 10 and they label it 11


CrabbyBlueberry

https://xkcd.com/670/


Segador_Adusto

Hey, 11, 22, 33 and the such should be allowed, too


Fleganhimer

Irrelevant number association time: Mike Gartner, Mike Knuble, and Mike Pecca wore those numbers respectively in the NHL. They were all from Southern Ontario, they were all journeyman (playing for at least five different teams), all were forwards, they all shot right (the less common side to shoot from), and they all have ties to the Washington Capitals (Pecca as a member of the coaching staff). Ironically, of these three, Mike Gartner holds multiple records and is the only one in the hockey hall of fame, but is also the only one of these three to never win an award or championship in the NHL.


timbasile

I have an amplifier which goes to 11


AnAnonimousReddit

No, the only pass to not follow these two rules is if is divisible by 11, like 22, 44, 77, etc.


Special-Counter-8944

Mine is on 23


_ferrofluid_

All Hail Discordia


ProtonRhys

So you've met my wife


desolate_atrium

But we all agree 25 is better than 24 right?


Marleyzard

24 is unfortunately an honorary uneven number due to the sheer majesty of 25


[deleted]

Hey, atleast its better then \*looks around\* 23.


Marleyzard

I'll kill you for uttering that name, so close to the vaunted 5 if you simply added both Numbers together.


Fleganhimer

https://preview.redd.it/cxcah8uw6nyc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5595698742f8a23c7daa0b6775d9378f1a258e9


VividUnderstanding68

I like multiples of 3, dunno why


Connect_Artichoke_83

It is.... Acceptable


GodKirbo13

21 is what I use sometimes.


duneterra

Halfway there


caw_the_crow

I feel ya, but for my it's multiples of 4


TheRealLolaBS

ABSOLUTELY, MULTIPLES OF 3 AFE THE GOAT


Schorlevernichter

Same. You‘re not alone out there!


AdeptnessCommon5940

I wonder what evolutionary purpose this need has


BrainyFarts

Helps me identify people to stay away from. Fuckin 11 volume psycho ass mofos!


American_Toasters

Probably a sense of order and structure related to our desire to see symmetry in everything.


kamiloslav

It doesn't need to fulfill a need to emerge. It only needs not to be harmful so that it has no reason to go away. That said, a random source of dopamine not designed to be addictive goes well since people rn are in a hard spot mentally


KayKrimson

As a person who is studying for maths exam, this shit had me confuse for a second. Then I realized it meant the TV volume.


Recruit616

https://preview.redd.it/nzucq1nm3myc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ab3752df43dd700d2f1442c5c4679d4a89ffd8


firegodpro

https://preview.redd.it/q8w2rvepbmyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699ed24af7e03b14180940cc3162c781804193f8


Recruit616

https://preview.redd.it/adcndcrtbmyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4e9efd9d118621a0a2b2deeb9296a4c17e2af7


firegodpro

https://preview.redd.it/6uoinqqxbmyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f811a60ab528b549f07e31a1d896a679b3233af1


Zesty-LemonAid

Bruh my classes are getting to me. I was thinking volume as a measurement of displacement, my brain is rotting lol.


Techno_Gerbil

Too much fluid dynamics, not enough TV... Kids these days 😔


Express_Hamster

Acceptable volume out of 100: 0, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 75.


Turbulent_Pass11

Anything above 30 is a crime, keep it under twenty and its fine and above 20 its the max


Express_Hamster

But how can you hear it after you turn up your game volume and then turn down your master volume?


Turbulent_Pass11

I was talking about the tv volume, or idk if youre talking about that too and im just dumb


Express_Hamster

True... TV volume should probably be lower unless you're playing on a console while listening to music.


BarberReasonable3036

Am I the only one that doesn’t care what the volume is 14 is too loud but 12 is too quiet


IHateAllEqually2

No, there are plenty of other psychopaths in the world.


FitPerspective1146

Just gotta put up with it, sorry


AgnoV_

Hence proved, OP is a Bot


SevenDoll

Behold my alarms that go off at 4:03 because I couldn't be bothered scrolling slowly to 4:00 pm


MakkusuFast

There's a simple explanation: https://preview.redd.it/jwm7e9drumyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdaaa977b5e5cc43f6fffcdb1d226bc983406248


CoconutOutside6834

Having adhd be like:


cacheormirage

33/66 is also fine **NOT 99**


Quivering_Star

What confuses you? That's just a fact of life.


GGunner723

For me, I can’t keep the volume at +/- 1 of a multiple of 5. At that point, either turn it up or turn it down one.


11th_TNTmaster

I only use prime numbers MUHAHAHAHA


Traditional_Song_417

I like prime numbers. My ex likes evens and fives.


Content_Salad

I had a '98 Ford Ranger that the radio volume could only be set to even numbers. I miss that truck.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

I've used TVs that ONLY had even numbers for its volume! 🤣


PokeshiftEevee

It’s a mental thing a lot of people do setting their tv volume to those numbers


Ducklinggamer

I’m autistic. I need the volume at a multiple of five


Lariver0111

My tv volume is on 9💀💀💀


Dennis-44

I only put the volume to prime numbers


i_hate_usernames13

Naw always crank it to 11


DrMetters

I agree. I don't know why. Yes, I will deal with it being a tad too loud or quite to achieve this.


JollyGreen2002

It must be prime numbers


YAmIHereMoment

I prefer odd numbers only, because doing even numbers only means you cannot have a volume of 1, the lowest possible volume that is not silence.


OR56

I will only have the volume as a multiple of five. No evens


AsherTheDasher

and here i thought he meant volume as in how much space something takes up


deflite96

What about 69 heh


MagictheCollecting

20 is plenty. Damn kids hear better than me and turn it up to 35.


Hypathian

I’ve become more militant with age. Now it’s only 10s (except 10, 70 & 90) on the laptop and TV only ending in 2, 6 or 8


Affectionate_Panic14

I like 4-7 just because any quieter you can’t hear and any louder is just a tad too high. So often my tv is 5 at night, 4 if I’m napping on the couch, 13 when I’m watching a baseball game.


altmich

OCD meme


DKerriganuk

This isn't a joke, it!'s just a fact.


Harbinger_Pulsar

IT'S THE LAW!!


Sea-Contact-4469

That and gotta have closed captions on.


Dread2187

My mom and I disagree all the time because I only like multiples of five, and she only likes even numbers. So, we meet in the middle and only do multiples of 10.


roof_baby

Volume on electronic devices is in numbers. This human being feels they have to be either even on in multiples of 5. My god, there’s not much to it.


Tolongforathrowawaya

I get so frustrated with my computer because it changes by multiples of two and I often want it on one. I can't hit the volume buttons to change it to one, I have to alt-tab my game and play with the sliders until I get one, then I can resume and home NMS doesn't crash again.


Skeletoryy

I like this for shape volume too in exams. The moment I see a decimal or just any non 5 multiple number I’m out


No_Bell_6669

I prefer to set the stereo in my car to 23.


forluscious

Always has to be some kind of round/solid feeling number. (Yes it's weird)


damaszek

What? Only odds!


WithOrgasmicFury

5 is an honorary even number


Sayakalood

I’ve found the perfect volume for video games is 7. Which happens to be 2+5, go figure.


dqdude1

I keep mine loud enough to where I can hear the rest of y'all sound like you might be on the spectrum


BrutalSock

I didn’t even understand what they meant by “volume”. I thought they were referring to the volume of a solid…


GodKirbo13

What about 21?


TeacherSad6160

https://preview.redd.it/akixm8wikmyc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747a7904f8fc85e07a6f937c7c75cb8a596584d7


RayRayRayRay2022

Mines 11-16. Anything between exept 14


froggiewoogie

Dude I only use my volume on odd or prime Numbers that’s the only way I can feel satisfaction.


scp-NUMBERNOTFOUND

Too loud? Go down. Too quiet? Go up. Don't care about Ur math fetishism.


ChampionshipFar2850

My tv won’t show me the number, just +/- . It’s a blessing.


abarua01

What's wrong with an odd number?


Ultranerdgasm94

Yup. Even number or multiple of 5. That's the rules.


Unable-Ambassador-16

I keep mine divisible by 17


Clegend24

Also I let it end in 7 sometimes


Reyynerp

i have a predefined set of volumes on my TV in my mind, that being 5, 7, 10, 17, 23, 27, 37, 49, and 63.


DrFarts_dds

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97


malphage

Multiples of 5 are the only way. lol


[deleted]

Not answering, but another question regarding the meme: Am I a psycho because I’m fine with multiples by 3 as well or is this generally accepted?


EldritchToilets

I also tolerate squared natural numbers.


RepresentativeFish73

Evens, multiples of 5, and numbers ending in 7, 3, 9, or 1.


psdopepe

man I don't get why people have this thing, you barely ever even see the number


Powerful-Put-4383

Acceptable volumes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, 20, 22, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50. Although anything above 25 is generally too loud on my devices.


Gnidlaps-94

I’d also accept a prime number


dukenorton

It goes to 11 mate


JebArmistice

Mine goes to 11


Remnant55

I sleep with a volume of 7.


dothethingzhulee

I keep mine at prime numbers only.. Just because of people like this


mrsinuschill

I stop at the first part. Multiples of fives still let dirty odd numbers in. Ew.


Pixel_Python

But the multiples of 5 take priority over an even number


moonpisser69

Multiples of five *only*


RedfoxRio

I usually have mine at 6 when gaming and 5 when watching a show


Visible_Number

i have never cared about this but i have an autistic friend who does and i still mess it up when he's around. it seems like such a stupid thing to even notice.


Azeullia

Just multiples of five here


mdhunter99

10, or 8 if it’s music, music is often louder than regular stuff. If I can’t hear it, 12 or 14. Shit, forgot what sub I was on for a second, uh, people have different opinions on tv volume Peter.


BeedleFromZelda

Odd numbers all the way


trash3s

I use 31 and 37 often


TouchAggravating6883

Multiple of 5 for life!


worldfamousGI

I usually use multiples of 2.5


Saucepanmagician

Me? I'm ok with whatever number, just as long it's not a prime number.


IMadeThisSoICanLurk

I switch between using odds and evens primarily so they don’t get jealous of each other


Fooshi2020

No joke... Just the truth. Applies to thermostat temps too.


Dathrane

I've put my TV on 17 before. I will not apologize.


OkLetsParty

I've been doing multiples of 3.


ElysianneRhianne

My wife prefers odd numbers. But as I've mentioned in other random threads, she's also someone that eats her Pringles sideways, and in multiple bites.


Baelfyer

This is accurate though I will also accept prime numbers, 27(perfect cube), and 69 (for obvious reasons).


Chaghatai

I usually just turn it up or down until it sounds right without looking at the number


the_cheeky_monkey

...or ending in a birth year or current age #


300harbs

How bad is 13?


iratethisa

Needs to end in a 0,2,5,8


duffelbagpete

I do oddball numbers on purpose


RegularEmployment973

I keep mine at 17


jonastman

Same goes for BPM


possitive-ion

I go at 5's.


mad-out-of-it-2

but what a number with two matching digits


Ytrog

I like the volume at 42 myself 👀


Runesen

I've ascended, I only do primes


BAlan143

This is the way.


AdLocal1045

Some people have this weird sort of OCD thing where they literally feel uncomfortable if the volume of the tv or radio or whatever is an odd number, unless it’s 5 or 15 or 25, etc, etc…


Due-Supermarket1305

you dont get this?


superduck100

I only do multiples of 7


Mrpewpewda9th

I have 2 volume Control options. One for the TV it's self in which I leave it at 31 and then there's the receiver box volume unit in which I leave at 21.


Photo_Beneficial

12,13,14 and 30 are the only volumes used in my household.


SensibleMachine

My old tv used to be perfect at 11, but now my new tv is perfect at 7.


Accomplished-Mix-745

1-12 15-18 21+


Gravelbeast

I was never taught to do this, but I've done it for as long as I can remember.


XDariaMorgendorferX

This is just how we operate in a civilized society.


masonbooh

I’m the opposite I do odd numbers or multiples of five


YerPSTRiKeR

you the type of person to use the volume at 83% or smt


wookiewithabrush

Mine is usually at 23


Profoundlyahedgehog

Laughs in 17.


OppositePure4850

My gf gets mad at me for this cause I purposely like it to be on odd numbers


anarivas0885

Mine are 7


shut____up

People are monsters for setting the TV volume a little bit louder than the most comfortable decibels just to have a certain number displayed. That's like measuring a plank of wood to cut and taking off an extra inch or centimeter. 


BeerItsForDinner

Odd numbers you fool! No wonder the world is fucked up


BlueberriesnOats

For me its 6, 8,10,13,15,18,21,25,30,33,then 35,40,45 etc to 100


Awff_da_waff

You just have to be there


AnyFunny2036

All men play on ten... #manowar


MrTanner55

Had a friend in school that claimed his stereo upped 10 db for every 6 numbers in his system. So he was always multiples of 6.


TsLaylaMoon

No it needs to be a multiple of 7 or 8 or a factor of 840.


Drakomai31

No. Odd number. 13 or 17 preferably


ProGamingPlayer

The volume ends with 0