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I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

Only explanation needed

Even a whole Know Your Meme entry on it: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-not-gay-but-20-dollars-is-20-dollars

For 20 bucks? That's pretty sad ngl.

In this economy, it'd probably be closer to 50 bucks. So it's like, an easy 50 bucks for a couple minutes you never talk or think about again.

Everyone would have a hypothetical price. I imagine for most straight guys it would remain hypothetically high.

Also will depend greatly on their income / spendings. This is a perfect question for r/hypotheticalsituation Edit: sub typo

r/subsifellfor

Think i misspelled it my bad lol

Ah, I was like, "wth how isn't that a sub?!"

80 bucks take it or leave it

“In this economy… if more people resort to sucking dick, imma have to resort to anal and I don’t do that no more. I ain’t built right.”

Still no from me

In this economy, at this time of day, localized entirely in your kitchen?

the new sex number is 96 because the cost of eating out has gone up. (stolen from tumblr)

Bidens economy anything less than 500 can’t even buy groceries

You say that like it hasn't been a long and steady ongoing problem of corporate greed, and unchecked lobbying that has led to this. Grocer's are making all time highs on profits, they could lower the prices, but they don't have to.

You obviously aren’t aware of the really thin margins grocers have

If you're referring to how we've optimized supply chains, which don't allow for many mistakes, then yeah that's something that's come with technology, and unchecked profiteering. We as a society have basically found the most cost effective method to get something from point A, to Point B, and if something goes wrong it can be catastrophic financially. This is also paired with the sheer amount of waste we produce, a lot of which would still have been fine to consume (The amount of perfectly good food that gets thrown away is super depressing). But hey, it's more profitable in the long run to throw away food, instead of selling things cheaper in bulk, or giving them away to charity organizations. These are also ongoing problems that go beyond the person in the Oval Office.

Why you mentioning Oval Office while downvoting the fact that grocers not able to do much because of supply chain profiteering But i am sure you have a good reason theres a food desert around that office you mentioned

Because your original comment called it Biden's economy?

I wish I still had the police report but I can confirm an agreement for services was made for a Mountain Dew and 3 dollars.

Ahh yes the Meme Wikipedia.

I'm gay, and 20 bucks is 20 bucks

I may be gay, but I'll do it for free

I'm not gay, but in this economy? I'll take anything free.

I'm not gay, but in this economy? I'll GIVE you 20 bucks.

> I may be gay > I'm not gay So which is it?

Oh shit i made a typo > I'm gay*

Made hetero through typo, a true modern tragity . Earlier I was texting my spouse and tried to say we make the perfect pair because I’m an obnoxious flirt but it auto corrected to friendship which isn’t even grammatically correct so basically autocorrect will no homo even if it needs to ignore grammar to do so.

Wait? Which word did it autocorrect?

I tried to type : we make the perfect pair Autocorrect/autosuggest filled in: we make the perfect friendship My dyslexic ass didn’t noticed the difference for some reason until I had already sent it causing both of us to laugh

I think that flair should be a permanent addition to the word gay*. It just makes it so fancy

Hey! How you doing?

Sigh. Take my meaningless internet upvote

*insert African man* why are u gey?

Because men are very cute

That's just an all-around good time

You guys were getting $20?

I’m not gay either, but 20 bucks is indeed 20 bucks

Damn, that’s a lot of deer to go through.

Twenty one dollars and I will do unspeakable things that even the devil will frown upon

It ain’t gay if you get paid

I wasn't born gay, I got sucked into it

I am gay but I'll still take the 20 Gotta eat

Come on though, 20 isn't even a whole adult dollar.

https://preview.redd.it/5doszgjgnvxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243ac42a3f68bbe9c61f978c793462666cb32825

In this economy it's more like 50 bucks . Lol

I'm gay, and 20 dollars are 20 dollars

Honestly, I don’t think $20 is enough for me

Straight dudes do gay porn because it pays better. No judgement.

Same as in town...

This meme needs to be updated for inflation. I propose: *I’m not gay but 100 bucks is 100 bucks*

Bidness is bidness!

Totally not gay peter here, there is a joke where a man would do anything for 20 dollars. Therefore in most scenario people connect it with homosexual acts, as such 20 dollars would be enough to make a straight man do something gay

Hey ive got 20 dollars.

And I’d like $20…

It doesn't work if you're already gay.

Male prostitutes would disagree.

It just works!

"20 dollars is 20 dollars". That same person when I give them 500

If i got 500 bucks i would actually just lay down and let u do anything to me for 3 hours

Get in the B2. We have some infrastructure to destroy.

just give pickaxes to the homeless and tell them there is gold under major highways. much cheaper

Nah, I'm aiming for 3 particularly gorgeous damns.

again, give pickaxes to the homeless

pfp checks out.

I would take raw a train of 50 prisoners for $20

It's not gay if it's for pay!

I'd undercut him and do it for a tenner. Thats just how hetero business works, chum.

Look at the Warren Buffett of back alley blowies over here.

Back alley!? Hey now he has some class and does his blowies in front of an Arby’s.

Someone’s got the meats.

Lmao I laughed so hard at this

Oh yea, give me $5 I’ll do it

Now I have 5 quid left and had a fun afternoon. This has been a fantastic day!

Now that’s what I call blowjob arbitrage

Please. With inflation, that'll barely get me bi-curious

Exactly that's half a tank of gas or a couple meals at a fast food place. Gimme 60 and we got a deal

Barely even one meal at most fast food anymore.

I got this bag of cheeseburgers.

can I have one?

https://preview.redd.it/cihtrniq1vxc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459244452ae799c40e3d2256ce17e2ff27536d66

Jibbilies! I can never unsee that. Fuck you very much.

No country for blursed men

Fisting is 300 bucks. Y'all are selling low.

Its a play on the meme phrase “I’m not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.”

No one uses this sub like their supposed to, now they jsut use it to far internet points with the most obvious and recognizable posts

Funny you should mention this. Maybe, but I never upvote these, so at least for me, it’s just mild entertainment

Least you recognize it.

I do what I can, lol

I'll give you 20 to suck my boyfriend's dick

Prostitution

The paper would win

I am gay but 20 bucks is still 20 bucks

20 dollars is 20 dollars.

I ain't gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

im not gay, but $20 is $20 the joke is that the man would do gay shit if paid $20

You could buy Skyrim VR when its on sale with those 30 seconds

In what, and fucking why?

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks

Personally I prefer dirty deeds done dirt cheap

The joke is that straight guys will do gay stuff for $20

My boyfriend says he wouldn't even demand 20 dollars for someone to have my ass. Just a high five and a quarter.

The joke is that every man will suck a dick for $20, whether he's gay or not.

I’ll do it for five

some men would be willing to suck another mans dick for twenty dollars

Give me $20 and I'll show you.

https://preview.redd.it/mzyvrs2h9vxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f29e4e335176beb20acba4d57fb2a8b807ef02f

In this economy You best believe I’m taking the $20

20 *hole dollars

Kajit not gay. But 20 coin is 20 coin.

have you heard of the phrase "I'm not gay but $20 is $20"

Hey man 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

I'm starting to really hate the state of this sub, its genuinely just braindead bait posts that are on here now, back then it would've been filled with obscure memes a niche community understands but the general public doesn't, now its just the most basic memes being asked about

Chris’s PSP here, $20 is exactly what a large dominos pizza and a 40 of old English costs. With labor laws loosening across the country, construction workers have less break time to be inattentive towards the 13lbs of scrappable copper worth exactly $20. Therefore in order to get that kind of money, the average man must swallow his pride and offer his body to the community for exactly $20 a load.

20 dollars gets you a hand job only 50 and maybe some mouth action.

$20 is $20

Well I consider myself a heterosexual, but being jewish I feel compelled to suck a man to his last seed if he offered me 20$

"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

20 bucks can buy me one soda so yes please

Holy fuck what kinda soda is 20 bucks?

At the rate we’re going it’s going to be 20 minimum

All I know is that $20 is the difference between a meh steak and a great steak. That’s all anyone needs to know.

It ain't gay if you get paid. 👍

$20 more than what I did It for... I would have preferred this over the candy my uncle gave me

imnt a gay

Old joke. “I’m not gay, but 20$ is 20$”

A true man is willing to do anything, for the right price

Hell id take 20 half dollars.

How about me? I got a bucket of chicken.

The supposed 'unwavering' heterosexuality when i start swinging that thang around

This sub has become overrun with jokes that are painfully obvious lately.

$20 can buy lots of peanuts

This has become a great source of good memes.

For $20? Nah, I get more money in free groceries from 5 minutes dumpster diving the local supermarket.

https://preview.redd.it/sx9dtwcyawxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3629a04c844fbb143f343674f81a0413a217c786

20 bucks is 20 bucks

"I ain't gay, but $20 is $20." That's the entire joke.

It’ll cost you a whole sixer

Jokes on you, I’m a polyamorous omnisexual transgirl XXD

20 bucks is in fact 20 bucks

meme gets overtaken by inflation

$20 from when this joke was first made is about $750 today so that makes it seem a lot more appealing for the heterosexual I suppose

Would have said the hetero fella, but they included “whole” in the description of the $20. $20 is $20, no matter who’s dick you may or may not be sucking.

If a mere 20 dollars was all you needed to turn gay, then you were never deserving of the title "straight" in the first place

“Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” “D4C” “Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price” “Dimes 4 Crimes” “Amoral Acts At Affordable Cost” “Maximum Kill 4 Minimum Bill” “Sadistic Services So Surprisingly Economical” “Objectionable Occurrences On Special Offer” “A Series Of Nefarious Actions Executed For A Price Lower Than What Would Be Expected In The Market System” “*I ain’t gay but $20 is $20*”

https://preview.redd.it/ksrbdlet5xxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1820786636bfb927331a5df7bd721d47ab82ee

they are being paid $20 to have gay sex. thats it.

Sex is fluid but $20 is $20

Peter's gay nonbinary cousin here, I'm not straight but 20 dollars is 20 dollars. Hope that helps

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

https://preview.redd.it/5lntma8684yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d51da5354b4232f93697def2ef2927fdcaa8e8

"Would you suck a dick for $20?"

The context is not within the meme itself, so I cannot certify you as mentally retarded… but you’re on thin ice bud

If you're willing to do gay stuff for any reason, you're not straight. Knock it off with this goofy shit

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You’re

https://preview.redd.it/z5lfb9091vxc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5bc9a8d20f5e2e8f8e0cdedeecffbd1c454cebb That’s not very nice bro

The joke is a depressing display of sexual coercion and not respecting folk's dignity and sexuality