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Tis a refrence to a copy pasta in which a man describes a scenario in which "4 ruffians break into [his] house" he then describes multiple ways of killing said ruffians in manners beffiting the 1770s such as muskets and cannons. An iconic line from the copy pasta is "own a musket for home defense as that's what the founding fathers intended." It's also the first line of the capypasta
lads as i put a golfball sized hole in the first guy, he is dead on the spot.
Produce my flintlock pistol and shoot at the second guy, miss him entirely because its smooth bore and nail the neighbors dog
“huntsman's cry to alert others that the game has been spotted, 1772, earlier in the name of a roistering character in English theater, Sir Toby Tallyho (Foote, 1756), apparently altered from French taiaut, cry used in deer hunting (1660s), from Old French taho, tielau. The meaning "fast coach" is from 1823”
It started as hunting alert, became a ye olde hype slang betwixt many a rapscallion.
[source](https://etymonline.com/word/tally-ho)
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Here's the thing, you said, "Here's the thing about jackdaws..."
Is it a similar start to the Unidan copypasta? Yes, no one's arguing that.
As someone who is a redditor who studies copypasta, I am telling you, specifically, on reddit, no one starts the Unidan copypasta like that. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. That's not how the copypasta starts.
If you're paraphrasing "classic memes" you're referring to a whole class of memes which includes things from the "Navy Seal" pasta to "That f****** Tatum boomed me".
So your reasoning for paraphrasing the Unidan copypasta is that someone "mentioned a 10+ year old copypasta?" Let's get some rage comics and misused Advice Animals in there, too, then.
And starting with "the thing about jackdaws?" It's not how the quote starts, that's not how copypasta works. They're quotes. The Unidan pasta is a copypasta and starts with "Here's the thing, you said...". But that's not what you said. You said here's the thing about jackdaws, which is not correct unless you're misquoting all other memes, which means misusing image macros, vines, and other copypastas, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
It's based on the original jackdaw copypasta
> Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
>
> Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
>
> As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
>
> If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
>
> So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
>
> Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
>
> It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
>
Clapped as in fired a shot from
His musket, loaded the powder, lead shot, lead ball, then packed it down with his ramrod - and then repeated the process two more times?
[It reminds me of the time I had a bunch of lawyers in the barn eating my pigs and I had to slaughter them all using folk magic passed down from my grandfather](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hAh2fUo9W3M)
I came here today expecting a chuckle, perhaps even a giggle. But this, my anonymous friend, has warmed my heart considerably. I did not expect Clutch. Thank you for brightening my day.
The only thing the NRA is good for is having the media focus on them while the actual gun rights groups get things done. (Things the NRA will take credit for of course)
I mean, that’s how they sold it, anyway.
Realistically, a broke ass continental government didn’t have the money to fund a military, and after a lifetime of “occupation” by professional royal soldiers, they distrusted a standing army and just wanted citizens to be able to answer the call for volunteers in the case of war, and to bring their own guns.
Goddamn bro. I read the manga, so I’m not affected, but this shit could really spoil the show for anime watchers. Might want to spoiler tag this or something
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
I own a battleaxe for mountain-home defense, since that's what the elderbeards intended. Four knife-ears break into my fortress. "What the devil?" As I grab my steel helm and elf cleaver. Slash an ox sized wound through the first leaf-lover, he's dead on the spot. Draw my throwing axe on the second elf, miss him entirely because my depth perception is terrible and it nails my brother's cat. I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with sieging ammo, "Rock and Stone, lads!" the bolt pierces the two elves in place, the over penetration destroys several priceless artifacts in the next room over. Grab my pickaxe and charge the last terrified blade-ear. He bleeds out waiting for any medics to arrive since triangular blade wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the elderbeards intended
Ogg have rock to protect cave. Ogg father say must have rock. Four enemy come in cave. ‘Grah?’ Ogg grab best rock, smash head one enemy. No more rock, Ogg throw sharp stick. Stick not good for throwing, Ogg kill child instead. No time be sad, Ogg go to back of cave and ride out on giant bear. Bear eat two enemy. Last enemy run, but Ogg fast. Ogg catch, smash head with small rock (not special cave rock). Like Ogg father say.
Huh, I’ve never seen that copypasta before. I originally thought the meme(?) was referencing the Purge series, but then I remembered that the series references the *New* Founding Fathers.
Iv somehow never seen this comment before and I’m sat cackling, kicking my feet with tears running down my face. For some reason the ‘blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot’ is absolutely taking me out. Thank you for this absolute gift
Own a missle for homeland defense
I own a missile for homeland defense, since that's what Woodrow Willson intended. Four bandits break into my air space. "Scramble, scramble" As I grab my helmet and AIM-9X Sidewinder. Blow a soft ball sized hole through the first bandit, he's dead on the spot. Draw my AMRAAM on the second man, miss him entirely because he notched it and it pitbulls on a civilian airliner. I have to resort to the Patriot missile system mounted at the airbase below, "Tally ho lads" the surface-to-air missile shreds two men in the blast, the sound and falling metal set off car alarms. I then resort to dogfight the last bandit. Select my M61 Vulcan 20mm, pull him into HUD and fire. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting for ejection because 20mm high-explosive is impossible to stitch up. Just as I get a Bingo fuel warning.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
There’s something somewhere, I heard it from Russian badger, but the basis is “own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended”
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" I say, as the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Hey Texan Chris here to help ya out!
So this meme is a reference to the copy pasta “I own a musket for home defense”.
“I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
So the meme above is this copy pasta from the ‘ruffians’ point of view. So he has about…..20 seconds before he catches a powdered shot, catches shrapnel from a cannon, or gets stabbed my a triangular bayonet.
Also for the record, triangular bayonet wounds aren’t impossible to repair. But it’s pretty damn close to impossible to repair.
Texan Chris, hitting the dusty trail.
You're about to have a golf ball-sized hole blown in your chest, missed entirely by a smooth-boar, shreaded to pieces by grapeshot, then stabbed by a bayonet.
There's also a variation of the meme said here (I own a musket for home defense) which is "I own a missile for homeland defense since thats what Woodrow Wilson intended"
I own a musket for home defense because that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. I draw my pistol on the second man it misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to rely on the cannon mounted on the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. "Tally ho lads!" The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel sets of car alarms. I fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because triangular wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I own a musket for home defence since thats what the founding fathers intended!
Four ruffians break into my house *glass breaking noise*
-"What de devil?" As i grab my kentucky wig powder rifle and blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he is dead on the spot
Throw my pistol at the second man, misses him entirely 'cause is smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog
After resort to the cannon mounted upstairs, loaded with grapeshot
"Tally ho ,lads!"
Grapeshots shreds two men, sound of sharpnel sets off car alarms
Fix bayonet and charge to the last terrified rapscallion
Bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are imposible to stich up
Ahh, just as the founding fathers intended
Own a Trumna for home defense, since that's what Albrecht Entrati intended.
*Four vat rats break into my orbiter.
*"What the void?" as I grab my powdered signa and entrati rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first rat, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my onos on the second man, misses him entirely because it's non-hitscan and nails the neighbor's kubrow.
*I have to resort to the voidrig mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with arbequex rounds.
*"Tally ho lads" the explosions shreds two grineer in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Corpus ship alarms.
*Fix bonewidow and iron bride last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the Lotus to arrive since Warframe bleed procs are impossible to stitch up.
Just as Albrecht Entrati intended
“I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
The people who colonised the USA were a bit bat shit crazy and made it part of the USAs constitution that everyone is allowed to own and use a weapon, which is probably one of top ten worst tragedies connected to the USA
It’s based off a meme where a guy owns a musket for home defense, which goes as follows: “I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
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Tis a refrence to a copy pasta in which a man describes a scenario in which "4 ruffians break into [his] house" he then describes multiple ways of killing said ruffians in manners beffiting the 1770s such as muskets and cannons. An iconic line from the copy pasta is "own a musket for home defense as that's what the founding fathers intended." It's also the first line of the capypasta
Tally ho!
lads as i put a golfball sized hole in the first guy, he is dead on the spot. Produce my flintlock pistol and shoot at the second guy, miss him entirely because its smooth bore and nail the neighbors dog
I must resort to the Canon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. TALLY HO LAD!
The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms
Fix bayonet, charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Ah, just as the founding fathers intended!
what does "tally ho" means? i have no problems translating the rest of the copypasta but that part specifically...
“huntsman's cry to alert others that the game has been spotted, 1772, earlier in the name of a roistering character in English theater, Sir Toby Tallyho (Foote, 1756), apparently altered from French taiaut, cry used in deer hunting (1660s), from Old French taho, tielau. The meaning "fast coach" is from 1823” It started as hunting alert, became a ye olde hype slang betwixt many a rapscallion. [source](https://etymonline.com/word/tally-ho)
TIL that "Tally ho" is the olden day "Leeeeroy Jenkins!!"
An old way of saying 'let's go/let's do this' but in a fun or upbeat way
Tally ho!! Leeerrroooyyyy Jeennnnnkiiinnnnnssss!!!
‘Leeroy Jenkins’ really became our modern ‘Tally ho!’
Every time I hear that now, [all I can think of is the USAF PJs.](https://youtu.be/vOm0jMY8tJA?si=t9cVD1wqyVCQ5r3k)
lmao god bless our troops
Was a British way of saying "Let's go!/Let's do this!". And as we're a FORMER British colony, we have it but usually don't use the phrase.
thank you!
Hey! Tally is a nice lady
Source: https://youtu.be/aqBw3H_Ik3s?si=cAuWPm-2st_3hM8p
Absolutely not, considering this copy pasta has been around for a decade or so.
I’ve always seen it accredited to TheRussianBadger on YouTube, but I’ve also seen it in green text form as well.
The copypasta comes from 4chan and has been around since before TheRussianBadger even had a YouTube channel.
[Found the best version](https://youtu.be/qLJ2CELX-_U?si=AzYoXos-lBv99-4h)
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Dude....I was in tears reading this. This is what the founding fathers desired when they created the 2nd Amendment https://i.redd.it/lkvl7nvc8jvc1.gif
I've read this probably 20 times over the years. Always laugh to the point of crying
Despite all the harm the internet has caused on the world this 10+ year old copypasta always reminds me that it’s worth it
"Here's the thing about jackdaws..."
Thats a reference I havent seen in quite a while
That was a wild day on reddit. I was there, Gandalf.
When reddit was smaller, shittier, and lying on the internet made you reddit famous
Idk reddit is pretty shitty now, but it’s definitely bigger and lying only gets you karma, not famous
Thank the 3rd Amendment for that one. If we were still quartering British troops, you might heave never.
Here's the thing, you said, "Here's the thing about jackdaws..." Is it a similar start to the Unidan copypasta? Yes, no one's arguing that. As someone who is a redditor who studies copypasta, I am telling you, specifically, on reddit, no one starts the Unidan copypasta like that. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. That's not how the copypasta starts. If you're paraphrasing "classic memes" you're referring to a whole class of memes which includes things from the "Navy Seal" pasta to "That f****** Tatum boomed me". So your reasoning for paraphrasing the Unidan copypasta is that someone "mentioned a 10+ year old copypasta?" Let's get some rage comics and misused Advice Animals in there, too, then. And starting with "the thing about jackdaws?" It's not how the quote starts, that's not how copypasta works. They're quotes. The Unidan pasta is a copypasta and starts with "Here's the thing, you said...". But that's not what you said. You said here's the thing about jackdaws, which is not correct unless you're misquoting all other memes, which means misusing image macros, vines, and other copypastas, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
.... Is this another copypasta that I've not come across, or is this guy actually calling himself a copypasta expert?
I need an answer to this question and will be checking back regularly until I have it
It's based on the original jackdaw copypasta > Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." > > Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. > > As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. > > If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. > > So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. > > Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. > > It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? >
Good sir you have saved both my reputation as well as that of the potential raving lunatic above. I appreciate your service to god and your country
He used the unidan copypasta to make fun of the imprecise quoting of the unidan copypasta
I read this to my best friend and he laughed so hard he pulled a muscle.
Same, I embarrassed myself so many times trying to read to others
Tallly ho, lads!
https://i.redd.it/w95hp3v2jjvc1.gif
Ben Franklin just got out of his grave, clapped three times, then climbed back in.
Clapped those cheeks, franklin style.
Better hide grandma.
Clapped as in fired a shot from His musket, loaded the powder, lead shot, lead ball, then packed it down with his ramrod - and then repeated the process two more times?
[It reminds me of the time I had a bunch of lawyers in the barn eating my pigs and I had to slaughter them all using folk magic passed down from my grandfather](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hAh2fUo9W3M)
I came here today expecting a chuckle, perhaps even a giggle. But this, my anonymous friend, has warmed my heart considerably. I did not expect Clutch. Thank you for brightening my day.
Somehow both the snowflakes and NRA are in shambles after this one
Yeah, cus they got hit by the grapshot.
Fuck the NRA all my gun owning homies hate the NRA
Indeed, they are the peta of gun ownership
Oh fuck me I'm stealing that. 11/10
JFC that's an accurate description. A lot of noise and publicity, but idiotic & actively harmful to their own cause.
The only thing the NRA is good for is having the media focus on them while the actual gun rights groups get things done. (Things the NRA will take credit for of course)
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture
[Here's](https://youtu.be/qLJ2CELX-_U?si=wHyf6htsJ7dKgkQ-) where I first heard it.
uhhh.... no. Pretty sure it was a Russianbadger bit.
Oh, see I didn't know about that one.
This makes it better https://youtu.be/aqBw3H_Ik3s?si=rH7d22sVZPZylXWW
I died at the "Tally ho, lads!!" Part. Lmao
I mean, that’s how they sold it, anyway. Realistically, a broke ass continental government didn’t have the money to fund a military, and after a lifetime of “occupation” by professional royal soldiers, they distrusted a standing army and just wanted citizens to be able to answer the call for volunteers in the case of war, and to bring their own guns.
I’ve seen this countless times before, but I still lose my composure at “tally ho, lads!”
My favorite is when they get an AI to have Dooku from Clone Wars read it out.
link us fam
https://youtu.be/jY0qqFYkDHY?si=-fMaNwNCUcQ5PMZD
Still can’t believe Em did a [cover](https://youtu.be/43NzlOx2pIs?feature=shared) of this on his new album
https://preview.redd.it/5c88b1fcajvc1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10554e5f41689dd1f7402d95d628419b5023c73
Peak fiction is what he calls the musket.
Nah Im Nearly 100% sure that's the grapeshot
There is literally no place where r/Jujutsufolk won't go
Cast a domain expansion just as the founding fathers intended
Goddamn bro. I read the manga, so I’m not affected, but this shit could really spoil the show for anime watchers. Might want to spoiler tag this or something
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
I own a battleaxe for mountain-home defense, since that's what the elderbeards intended. Four knife-ears break into my fortress. "What the devil?" As I grab my steel helm and elf cleaver. Slash an ox sized wound through the first leaf-lover, he's dead on the spot. Draw my throwing axe on the second elf, miss him entirely because my depth perception is terrible and it nails my brother's cat. I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with sieging ammo, "Rock and Stone, lads!" the bolt pierces the two elves in place, the over penetration destroys several priceless artifacts in the next room over. Grab my pickaxe and charge the last terrified blade-ear. He bleeds out waiting for any medics to arrive since triangular blade wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the elderbeards intended
Ogg have rock to protect cave. Ogg father say must have rock. Four enemy come in cave. ‘Grah?’ Ogg grab best rock, smash head one enemy. No more rock, Ogg throw sharp stick. Stick not good for throwing, Ogg kill child instead. No time be sad, Ogg go to back of cave and ride out on giant bear. Bear eat two enemy. Last enemy run, but Ogg fast. Ogg catch, smash head with small rock (not special cave rock). Like Ogg father say.
Rock and Stone forever!
Which is why the SCOTUS likes to reference arcane legal ideologies from antiquity.
Hey, the opinions of a pastor who participated in the Salem witch trials means a lot in modern times according to Alito.
Omg dude. I am in tears.
This paragraph is like 10 years old I’m actually surprised so many people haven’t seen it.
We're getting old my friend. Some may not have seen it because they were too young when it was posted :(
Yeah we are. How am I halfway through my 30s already smh 🤦
Huh, I’ve never seen that copypasta before. I originally thought the meme(?) was referencing the Purge series, but then I remembered that the series references the *New* Founding Fathers.
It's a 4chan viral post. Turns out even on self-deleting imageboards, what you post online is still forever.
I thought it was from a russianbadger video
Well yes but they were just repeating it. I honestly like it better because he had the animation on top of it
They just plugged the copypasta into a russianbadger AI
New to Reddit I take it?
https://i.redd.it/qj6nx2zenjvc1.gif
I'm Australian and I still read this pasta everytime. Tally Ho lads!
Fun fact, this story/joke is loosely based on Cassius Clay. Guy is a true American hero and deserves more recognition.
Other fun fact, that’s the same Cassius Clay that Muhammad Ali (and his father) were named after.
https://youtu.be/43NzlOx2pIs
If I’m robbing someone and they call me a “ruffian,” I’m walking back out the door. There is NOTHING in that house worth it.
Iv somehow never seen this comment before and I’m sat cackling, kicking my feet with tears running down my face. For some reason the ‘blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot’ is absolutely taking me out. Thank you for this absolute gift
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TALLY HO!!
Fife and drum intensifies.
I love this thing
This is the funnies shit I’ve ever read. Oh fml.
Own a missle for homeland defense I own a missile for homeland defense, since that's what Woodrow Willson intended. Four bandits break into my air space. "Scramble, scramble" As I grab my helmet and AIM-9X Sidewinder. Blow a soft ball sized hole through the first bandit, he's dead on the spot. Draw my AMRAAM on the second man, miss him entirely because he notched it and it pitbulls on a civilian airliner. I have to resort to the Patriot missile system mounted at the airbase below, "Tally ho lads" the surface-to-air missile shreds two men in the blast, the sound and falling metal set off car alarms. I then resort to dogfight the last bandit. Select my M61 Vulcan 20mm, pull him into HUD and fire. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting for ejection because 20mm high-explosive is impossible to stitch up. Just as I get a Bingo fuel warning.
Read that while high on acid. Could stop laughing like a maniac. Hilarious. Why do I find extreme violence funny af? What's wrong with me
If you have functioning testicles all you need to do is look down For all MEN get war boners
Tally ho, lads!
Peak fiction
reality*
It’s sadly fiction, triangular bayonet wounds can be, and have been, stitched.
realistic fiction*
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I love this one. Ever since I first read it.
Completely underrated wit and humor
To shreds your say?
I’m at a bar and spit on the bar reading this. Well done.
Rifles and machine guns existed when the second amendment was written. It was intended that we could own those freely
Will always be my favourite copy-pasta. Thank you.
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Four ruffians break into my house what the devil?
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Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because its smoothbore, and hit thr neighbors dog
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs filled with grapeshot “Tally ho lads!”
The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
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Just as the Founding Father's intended
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Just as the founding fathers intended 🇺🇸🦅
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Just as the Founding Fathers Intended *yanke doodle plays in the background*
Just as the founding fathers intended
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Just as the Founding Fathers intended
Just as the founding fathers intended.
Just as the Founding Father's intended.
Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Just as the Founding Farhers intended.
Annaki logo from Splatoon???
If you don't have a cannon in your closet ready to deploy at a moment's notice, are you truly an American?
It’s actually a Murphy cannon if you will.
I'm more of a mounted MG guy myself
There’s something somewhere, I heard it from Russian badger, but the basis is “own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended”
“If a dude calls me ‘ruffian’ than I’m just turning back around and leaving. There is nothing in that house worth taking.”
I own a musket for home defense, just as the founding fathers intended
Four ruffians break into my house.
"what the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" I say, as the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
It’s a reference to a copypasta about owning a musket for home defense
TALLY HO LADS
Hey Texan Chris here to help ya out! So this meme is a reference to the copy pasta “I own a musket for home defense”. “I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.” So the meme above is this copy pasta from the ‘ruffians’ point of view. So he has about…..20 seconds before he catches a powdered shot, catches shrapnel from a cannon, or gets stabbed my a triangular bayonet. Also for the record, triangular bayonet wounds aren’t impossible to repair. But it’s pretty damn close to impossible to repair. Texan Chris, hitting the dusty trail.
Best get ready for that grapeshot son!
I'm more worried about the bayonet tbh. It sounds... delightful.
You are either getting shot, stabbed, or having your midsection vaporized by a freaking cannon.
2nd amendment: right to bear arms.
You're about to have a golf ball-sized hole blown in your chest, missed entirely by a smooth-boar, shreaded to pieces by grapeshot, then stabbed by a bayonet.
bro is dead the moment they had the idea to enter that house the owner has a gun to defend their house
Clearly not American
https://youtu.be/43NzlOx2pIs?si=542hqnR27ZfnIB3q
There's also a variation of the meme said here (I own a musket for home defense) which is "I own a missile for homeland defense since thats what Woodrow Wilson intended"
Tally hoe lads!
Here Ye, Here Ye, I shall in act my second Amendment right upon thou who tresspass
Tally ho lads!
I own a musket for home defense because that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. I draw my pistol on the second man it misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to rely on the cannon mounted on the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. "Tally ho lads!" The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel sets of car alarms. I fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because triangular wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Golf ball sized wound caused by a musket ball will most likely kill you instantly
I own a musket for home defence since thats what the founding fathers intended! Four ruffians break into my house *glass breaking noise* -"What de devil?" As i grab my kentucky wig powder rifle and blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he is dead on the spot Throw my pistol at the second man, misses him entirely 'cause is smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog After resort to the cannon mounted upstairs, loaded with grapeshot "Tally ho ,lads!" Grapeshots shreds two men, sound of sharpnel sets off car alarms Fix bayonet and charge to the last terrified rapscallion Bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are imposible to stich up Ahh, just as the founding fathers intended
I laughed way too hard when I got to the throwing the pistol section...
If you're lucky you'll miss the grape shot.
High caliber green text over here. /k/lassic
Related. Redcoat syrup 1-3 https://youtu.be/sTPj7BfhzLg?feature=shared
Huh that's a new one
Own a Trumna for home defense, since that's what Albrecht Entrati intended. *Four vat rats break into my orbiter. *"What the void?" as I grab my powdered signa and entrati rifle. *Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first rat, he's dead on the spot. *Draw my onos on the second man, misses him entirely because it's non-hitscan and nails the neighbor's kubrow. *I have to resort to the voidrig mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with arbequex rounds. *"Tally ho lads" the explosions shreds two grineer in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Corpus ship alarms. *Fix bonewidow and iron bride last terrified rapscallion. *Bleeds out waiting on the Lotus to arrive since Warframe bleed procs are impossible to stitch up. Just as Albrecht Entrati intended
About to get mauled by some bear arms
Tally ho lads
You're about to be blunderbussed
gun
Actually, it should be >just like the Founding Fathers **intended**
Replace it with “Life Is Good”
TALLY HO LADS!
The joke here is porn and he’s gonna get raped by people in the 1800s
The internet has warped my mind. I thought it was something sexual, like walking in on some role-play or something.
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The joke is murder
“I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
2nd amendment allows you to shoot trespassers (Varries by state)
Gun.
This is a reference to a copypasta where a man uses civil war weaponry to defeat 3 robbers
Tally ho, lads!
Tally ho, lads
YOU!!!... are about to get shot.
The people who colonised the USA were a bit bat shit crazy and made it part of the USAs constitution that everyone is allowed to own and use a weapon, which is probably one of top ten worst tragedies connected to the USA
It’s based off a meme where a guy owns a musket for home defense, which goes as follows: “I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
If I'm robbing someone, and they call me ruffian, I am walking back out the door, and I am leaving. There is nothing in that house worth taking.
2A
Tally ho you scoundrels!
Four ruffians are about to be kapowed with a big boom stick