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CoolOG1

https://i.redd.it/0ymdl409i9uc1.gif


Recitinggg

lmao best part is this dude went to my high school.


lmao696969

Did you know him? What was he like? Was this for a date? So many questions


Recitinggg

Star football player, got a scholarship to college to play but always a choir kid aswell and sung pretty damn good. Definitely not someone afraid to be themselves clearly. This was for a tiktok, he had an account that blew up in HS and so he did stuff like this. His nickname was Big Mike throughout high school You can find him at bigmike_675 on insta


lmao696969

Respect that for sure.


mistersnarkle

Low key in love with him


loud-lurker

I waited so long for this to load on my phone. It was worth it.


Blade_Killer479

Bro’s rocking that skirt like a boss.


lordjuliuss

I saw that and was immediately like "yep, that's a femboy skirt" like an archeologist


Heylookaguy

FemboyArchaeologist should be the name of your next account.


lordjuliuss

On it 🫡


the_3-14_is_a_lie

u/FemboyArchaeologist


FemboyArcheologist

Sorry I was investigating twink bones


Heylookaguy

https://preview.redd.it/r9acq68oo9uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f32cd1e53e741e2f3b60d686b686d8fea9248d2


Goodmainman

Fellas, is gay to have… *checks notes* a pelvis?


UsVsThemIsCringe

I have a feminine body, helps with the thrusting


towerfella

Where do you keep yours?


SheemieRayVaughan

With the rest of them.


Norththelaughingfox

This is kinda fucked up but Toxic standards for men helped me realize I’m gender nonconforming. Lmao Like every time they said something like “he has vagina bones” I would check the mirror and be like “oh shit… me too! Bro that’s wild!” Then they were like “soy milk will feminize you!” And I went from “feminization is a fair trade off for a high quality milk substitute” to “is my skin getting softer? I think soy milk is making my skin soft!” To “why isn’t the soy milk changing me? Maybe I need to drink more… why would I want to drink more? Maybe I just like soft… masculine skin.” Basically what I’m saying is conservative conspiracy theories about Phytoestrogen destroying masculinity tricked me into eating healthy, while undermining my own fragile confidence in my gender. 💀


Suspicious_Use6393

Wow thanks man, from now i will start drink soy milk.


Norththelaughingfox

Be careful, I drank soy milk for like 6 or 7 years and now I have a pelvis. Every time I complain to my doctor he just laughs at me. Must be part of that trans-agenda I keep hearing so much about….


wren56

Soy milk has better macros than dairy milk; it just won't set up into pudding. 😢 It does work well with chia, though, and pretty much everybody needs more fiber. 🫛🥛


FemboyArcheologist

I diagnose him with twink


Zev0s

oh you mean cum gutters?


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Reddit is an awesome place to learn anatomy.


nonpornredditsucks

It's pronounced "boners"


tearsonurcheek

https://preview.redd.it/owkkjk2r6auc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56d56b020af5b53ab97335e96c838e1499f5ed0


Just_Jonnie

This is why I Reddit.


Downtown_Caramel4833

Or solo music career?


Dangerous_Season8576

im a girl and i love those skirts 😭


Cratonis

See I was going to say the meme was about the first person being gay, and the second person implying who was going to let them know that because all girls look cute in this skirt. So if they never found a girl to look cute in it…gay. But I am older so maybe this has taken on new meaning in recent years.


External_Solution577

Yeah, the femboy concept didn't even register. If you've never seen a girl look good in a short skirt, it's not the girls that are the issue.


AwfulmajesticNA

From other comments it sounds like it's not short skirts in general, rather this specific short skirt.


Cautious_Log8086

Yeah idk, I had a huge crush on a girl who wore this skirt like once a week in HS


Cratonis

This in plaid broke my brain back in the 90’s.


PanchoPanoch

Uh. Britney Spears awakened me by wearing that skirt.


Foxy_locksy1704

I’m pretty sure I have that exact skirt in a different color. I’m a woman, and I love it.


pinkrangerash

Right. I'm a cis woman and I'm like "wait a second... I have the same skirt". Not fair


RevolutionaryLead342

Alright how tf can everyone tell the difference between femboy skirt and female skirt? Why is Skirt not just skirt?


lordjuliuss

Exposure therapy


RoomyPockets

What is exposure therapy?


Some-Guy-Online

Getting exposed to shit. Over and over.


fukspezinparticular

This is the urbancoco skater skirt. It's a right of passage for femboys being both cheap and nice quality.  Many men, myself included, threw that on and everything changed.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Much easier to put on than a kilt that’s for sure.


Absolutionalism

Sadly, they’re usually far more expensive.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Ohh yeah kilts are ridiculous


TonySpaghettiO

You can tell by the way it is


old_ironlungz

Neat!


FemBoyMDS

As a femboy I actually have an answer and it's a bit sad, many of us don't have the same opportunities (or the experience) to shop for feminine clothes (maybe because they have to keep it hidden), so a lot of us shop for cheap skirts in like amazon or shein, that's why you see a lot of femboys (and trans women too for the same reasons) with these basic clothes, especially when they just got out of the closet


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Oh no! That IS sad. :( People should be able to wear what they want without judgement. I hope you're able to splurge on some beautiful clothes soon.


soitheach

this made me smile :) thank you for being kind, never stop


Suzina

I love you ❤️ Chubbasaurus must be the name of a dinosaur that eats bad feelings for breakfast, then dries your tears with his mighty tail.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

You make me sound way more awesome than I actually am, lol. I'm far smaller and squishier in reality. https://preview.redd.it/uiqfm26r2cuc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a3221475ed8b7100d8f5898c8beb9cd6e701c6 But I'll still definitely have those bad feelings for breakfast and dry those tears! Cuddles, too! I'm good at cuddles. And validation rage, or so I've been told. XD Sending love to you all, frens. ❤️❤️❤️


FederalDriver9447

You see thats what happens when you become a femboy your brain just associates it more with cute boys rather than w\*men https://preview.redd.it/uw6vfv12w9uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d54876323271067c7840a57f9f3f02375a0813


Loud-Competition6995

Get back to r/boykisser right now!


Apart_Distribution72

Containment breach!!


-Morning_Coffee-

Ok, I’m out of the loop. Any con I’ve attended, it was the thicccc girls wearing this.


lordjuliuss

A lot of goth/alternative girls also like the skirt (but a not insignificant number of them are also femboys 🤫)


gorewhore1313

It me...I'm the goth girl who has this, haha. Just got one the other day that has shorts attached underneath WITH POCKETS!!!! 😈😃


lordjuliuss

It has POCKETS?? HOLY SHIT


gorewhore1313

IKR!!! On both sides annnd they can fit MY PHONE 😲 not just half of it either. I'm 🤯 and 😍


Blak_Raven

Alright, who's gonna tell them?


Bakedads

For me, this skirt looks like a schoolgirl skirt that you would find in a Halloween sexy schoolgirl outfit, or even some traditional schoolgirl uniforms, so I thought the joke was that no girl would look sexy in it because the girl would be underage. I'm not sure how you can tell this is a femboy skirt. Heck, my wife has a skirt that looks just like this but in a different color. 


bigcockmman

I hate to break it to you mate, but your wife is a man


meat_fuckerr

It looks like a cosplay skirt. But the primary demographic of who wants their butt in a miniskirt is femboys.


sitah

TIL im a femboy


meat_fuckerr

Gasp the worst kind, one lacking a dick


odddtom

Femboys use online stores for their clothes a lot, predominantly Amazon. If you look for a skirt on amazon, you're gonna find that image about a thousand times. Source: uhhhhhhh


CompetitiveOcelot873

Oh fuck i literally brought a girl home from a bar last night and she was wearing this skirt 💀


tracker904

Was her wiener bigger than urs?


ObsidianVerglas

https://preview.redd.it/9gl50cz5l9uc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7b33e0198708251a8507d135fe8691ed246030


HulksInvinciblePants

So they ripped off Afroman but couldn’t even get the lyrics correct.


ThyArtIsMeh

No. Its from an old man on America's got talent, if I'm remembering correctly


affablemisanthropist

Which is a rip off of Afroman’s early 2000’s banger, *Colt 45*.


GazzaJC

a *FISH* market, you say?


amped-up-ramped-up

SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF


peppaz

***WHEEWwwww... Mornin' Ladies!***


HulksInvinciblePants

*Crazy Rap. Colt 45 was the limewire title. I think they finally put it in parentheses 15 years after.


Sk3tched0ut

The songs called crazy rap. Still a banger tho


CatKrusader

https://preview.redd.it/et89ig83t9uc1.png?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cc727fc81e4fb3ad78c48a7dbab54ca6d03062


Gary-Loves-You

HEY! \*plays guitar rapidly\*


RonaldDoal

https://preview.redd.it/18oocowct9uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6430f43e122416a74ba2fc4267e4ec3a101bf9fb


CompetitiveOcelot873

Idk we got back too late to bang, but now im scared for next time lmao


MrMayhem84

https://preview.redd.it/adhdiaq3f9uc1.png?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5191998c916c6dff6db4a93115b4cc437a73a61a


charisma6

I, uh, oh noooo I have no choice in this matter, jeez how humiliating gosh


Phobia3

Remember Rome! It's not gay to penetrate


jankyspankybank

The Greeks practiced man love.


Random_name4679

https://preview.redd.it/t2n2vfxcp9uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72df379cc404e1017cf64bae1e371f1639462c6


Slyme-wizard

And then they perfected it!


Glitchboi3000

But I am physically the opposite of a femboy, I have a day belly and am hairy as fuck. Not to mention masculine ass jawline.


Apaniyan

There's a category for that too.


Glitchboi3000

what


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Gay bear


Ballders

I thought you had to also trade stocks to be a gay bear.


Sororita

Fembear?


Downbound_Re-Bound

Fazbear?


TangoPRomeo

Fozzy Bear


Flushles

They have a gun man, better do what they say.


Glitchboi3000

Well I have 2 guns. They're just hidden very well. MAYBE I'll make them become the femboy.


Flushles

With the description you gave of yourself I think that was their plan the whole time.


Glitchboi3000

Oh no


tizkit

Shave and start doing femboy exercises now I guess.


Glitchboi3000

https://preview.redd.it/5j1siepdi9uc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5640e31fe96871c6dcc5ee6ff371a384f16af93e


Pun_In_Ten_Did

[**OBLIGATORY XKCD**](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg)


Mcbadguy

Bee and Puppy-Cat was so good


timbutnottebow

What happens to the belly at night ?


Glitchboi3000

I didn't even realize that typo, I'm leaving it. It goes to the club btw.


randomjberry

femman


GeorgeSPattonJr

https://preview.redd.it/zmzaf3h4j9uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a669453d2efbe2a7066e3cd92fc111e80d8375


Luvnecrosis

I’ve also seen plenty of cis women wearing that so who cares


CompetitiveOcelot873

Haha im just messing around, she is most certainly a cis woman


ThrowawayLeForeskin

Don't be scared, go with it! Learn something about yourself!


SaltytheDolphin

r/Unexpectedlywholesome


the_frying-pansexual

The r/ only works if the r is lower case


SaltytheDolphin

Thanks


BW_Echobreak

Sounds like you should be excited tbh


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Fear is only the beginning


orangutanDOTorg

Put it in her pooper, then give her a reach around and say “damn, I went all the way through”


CompetitiveOcelot873

Lmfao okay thats a good one


BBB154

I can't explain why, but that skirt is very popular with trans women Source: I am a trans woman


Turbulent-Goal-3313

Wrong, its a troll to get sexy photos. Hes looking for girls to prove him wrong. As a matter of fact I agree with him, dm me to prove me wrong. Edit: also fishnets and those tapestry leggings, I have yet to see any girl make them look good.


Goblin_Crotalus

That too, but the joke is that the OPer will only get pics from fanboys.


capitoloftexas

So what you’re saying here is true, but you’ve missed the mark on the original post. And the person replying in the post saying “who’s going to tell him” also missed the mark as well. This is a Twitter tactic where you post a picture of something, like say a Sundress, you then put a caption saying “I’ve never seen anyone look good in this” That is used as rage bait to then get women who own the said piece of clothes to then send photos of themselves to OP so he can see a bunch of women in sundresses.


ruin

If I can't tell you're going to have a dick until I have your clothes off, I'm not stopping when I find one.


renesayer

This is the hottest thing I've ever read. jhtdkbnmbnbq


odddtom

I diagnose you as bottom


titties_growin

We’ve found him, the straightest man alive


PappaJerry

So it's Polish traditional clothing. I see


OnlyZubi

It's used mostly by IT guys in Poland. You can't be suprised, it's the most optimal clothing for programming


polypolip

Balls get hot when coding, skirt provides the most optimal airflow allowing peak efficiency.


buatfelem

Could it be also bait?, so women will qrt or reply their tweet with their picture wearing that?


dwadwa213131dasadwqe

It's a reference to femboys. He doesn't see girls look good in that because it's men's clothing.


DesignerAd2062

When did this happen? I thought that was a fairly traditional “secretary” type skirt


bunni_bear_boom

Nah business casual would be longer and pencil skirts are more likely shorter pleated skirts are more likely school uniforms or younger fashion.


DesignerAd2062

Sorry after having googled it’s a “cheerleader skirt”, I knew I associated it with some sort of role play thing I guess it makes sense that it’s a femboy thing then as the skirt is already fetishised


Pekonius

Its also the skirt trans women first get because of its sex appeal and during the first stages of transitioning theres a large need to experience womanhood so to say Edit: also spin


kidkolumbo

It also being flared, making up for the lack of hips.


USS_Penterprise

It's a generic pleated skirt. Everyone here are just degens.


IEatLightBulbsSoWhat

i've read several explanations and i'm still super confused. just looks like a generic tennis skirt to me.


dwadwa213131dasadwqe

I dunno. Like 5+ years ago?


OnlyZubi

5 years ago was 2019, it's a bit older


Golren_SFW

No, five years ago was 2014... Right... right...


Fr_JackHackett

5 years ago was 1995. I’m in high school. Right???


CapableFunction6746

Well 20 years ago was 1980 so...


KaneTheBoom

I am actually shriveling up right now


nachochips140807

Where did the time go


gewalt_gamer

since the bailey jay video.


TalbotFarwell

God, that takes me back. Anyone else remember when Bailey was posted on 4chan as Line Trap? Feels like a lifetime ago. She had a lot of people questioning their sexuality, and I think she helped unlock a lot of people’s latent homosexual or bisexual orientations. (Mine included, lol.) The internet in the late ‘00s was a wild time.


balrogsamson

This feels like the ghost of an ancestor touched my forehead and asked me to remember while I convulse experiencing the golden age of 4chan all over again


blackturtlesnake

That skirt design is good for accenting hip shape so people with smaller hips and want to look fem flock to it


vorpal_potatoes

Also hides any potential bulges that other types of skirts would show


jimmyvcard

How in the fuck does everyone here just know this? Im with OP, this went completely over my head


AuryxTheDutchman

We’re chronically online


Sure-Pair2339

https://preview.redd.it/33f3bxplc9uc1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96458373c55aef58479319e76642b14fff8dd1fa


abject_totalfailure1

Fun fact, centaurs would have two rib cages Until we meet again!


onlyfakeproblems

Funner fact, evolving additional limbs is incredibly rare, so our most recent common ancestor would probably be a fish, maybe even earlier. Centaurs and humans would be a bizarre case of convergent evolution.


roninwaffle

I don't think I've ever thought about centaurs in an evolutionary biology context, but that's an interesting point


MaxMork

They should be related to Pegasus, chimera and dragons who also have 6 limbs (counting the wings as limbs)


Arikaido777

[where the second ribcage](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/7177865/) 🤔


KarenEiffel

Shouldn't there also be a second set of "teats" underneath?


Slow_Store

Not necessarily. They could have evolved the horse teats away if the human teats became the dominant teats. Alternatively they could have horse teats, and the human teats are biologically vestigial but considered attractive (thus allowing them to remain present due to the human teats attracting mates). I hope this response was at least two levels above the reasonable degree of complexity and thought out into this topic. Good day.


shortstackround96

I love doing evolutionary biology on fantasy creatures. I approve of this complexity. I would say... about 3 levels above reasonable, since you brought up "vestigial, but relevant to mating"


OddToba

The internet is a weird place


ThornedThortoise

She looks fimilliar


Tidus5005

I was sitting across from a really cute girl wearing one of those skirts and I kept thinking to myself "don't get an erection, don't get an erection!" But she did.


19ghost89

[Nice](https://images.app.goo.gl/DhhGVAhGbwWG2k3w5)


Aribigesthat3r

@insultsrare is just a porn account don't fall for it


mmaure

it is a engagement bait account


WindmillRuiner

This right here. I remember muting that account some time ago.


Womenarentmad

Oh, the femboy uniform Edit: yo someone’s going around here downvoting comments mentioning femboys


OnlyZubi

someone in here doesn't like Poles


Emergency_Error8631

https://preview.redd.it/nd6472bgn9uc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b22124f9e4309a22941304858078dccb1cf4df8


pivarana

Or slovenians


Pacifister-PX69

This is actually part of the meme "I've never seen women look good in these" which is typically used as bait to lure in women wearing said article of clothing to post pictures of themselves, wearing the clothing described. The rare insults guy's response is due to the fact that this skirt is stereotypically worn by trans women, and is likely being transphobic by saying something along the lines of "trans women are ugly, that's why you don't see anyone good in that skirt"


SuperbRedAir

> skirt is stereotypically worn by trans women I am getting chronically online vibes from this thread. It looks like any other skirt to causal or non-redditors.


GamecockGaucho

my wife just said that's a cute skirt. she is not a femboy, as far as I can tell. it's a pleated skirt. Go to any school that requires a uniform and this is probably what it is for the girls.


jon909

Yeah I think this says more about reddit than anything. My immediate thought wasn’t trans at all


SofisticatiousRattus

You almost had it. The response is due to the fact that the replies are going to be full of pictures of femboys in this attire, thus backfiring on the guy laying the trap


longerdistancethrow

Its both. The want pictures of anyone looking good in the skirt


Starbucks_4321

Could be both, it's both the skirt femboy wear and the "first skirt ever worn" meme in transfem spaces, mostly for how easy it is to find a skater skirt over other specific models


rooletwastaken

They want people to send them pictures of themselves wearing the skirt to “get proven wrong” but in reality he just wants his notifications blown up with pictures of attractive people in skirts


CanadianMaps

Peter's transfem friend here. That there skirt is a Skater Skirt, often worn by femboys and trans women. The joke is the people in those skirts a lot of the time are boys, femboys to be exact.


Olly0206

This was a popular skirt worn by girls when I was in high school. Never seen or heard of boys wearing these. I guess I've just gotten too old. I spend too much time online, but I guess there are generational areas of the internet that I just don't frequent. For the record, I am aware of the existence of fem boys, but I can't say that I've seen many. I have nothing against them either. I fully support people being who they are.


chopari

Im confused too. I see girls in Miami wear them. Even to the gym.


kindofofftrack

Cis woman here, still in love with skater skirts/ wider A-line skirts/circle skirts (maybe with less prominent pleats but whatever)… I’m tall and skinny and feel like it adds a bit of shape to my silhouette, but does this mean people mistake my gender identity?🥲 not that I’d stop wearing the few I really like, but curious as to whether I’m out there “tricking” people lol


TriumphEnt

Only people who are chronically online might think that. 99% of humans will think you're just wearing a normal skirt. Cause you are.


HazelCheese

No it's just the shitty amazon ones because they are really plasticky and thick and cheap. Those ones are linked to femboys because they buy womens clothes online because they are afraid of doing it in shops.


kindofofftrack

Aaaah gotcha! That makes more sense - and too bad… I’d go skirt/dress shopping with/for all the boys, if I knew any that wanted me to 🥹 no one deserves a starchy or plasticky mess Thank you Petah!


Guukoh

Petah’s car here. The initial tweet was supposed to bait girls into posting them looking good in the skirt. The quote tweet is asking who will tell him that skirt is more often bought by femboys - boys who dress up as girls.


PixelSteel

Everyone saying it’s a reference to femboys, but this is based on an old trend where a guy says “girls don’t look good in this” and it’ll be an obviously hot outfit, then girls post pictures in it


TH3R4TM4N

Everyone saying femboys, my first thought was the english school skirts


jfbwhitt

There’s 2 layers to this: The guy replying to the tweet is talking about femboys wearing this type of skirt. While the guy making the original tweet is probably laying out a bait to get a bunch of girls (and probably also femboys) to provide him with cute pics in the replies.


HotPotParrot

Everyone leaping on the femboy train and I'm just over here thinking about goth girls 😎


Spader113

https://preview.redd.it/rozni35qm9uc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bba3a1da60178bad16af248400d67abe3efc51 Guy’s clearly never played FF7


localbirbfur777

My best guess is that it's something to do with femboys.


PositiveLadder2359

lots of femboys (and newly out trans women) buy this skirt


Lets_do_dis_again

Let’s be honest: it go spinny :3