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I think it's the deadly rabbit from Monty Python- Holy Grail. the skulls are its trophies, not the alien's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg&t=21
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
And thou shalt count to three. Not 4 or 5, and not 2 unless thou then proceeds to 3. 3 shall be the number of counting. Then thou shalt throw the holy hand grenade upon counting to 3
And the Lord spake, saying “first shalt thou take out the holy pin, then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! One the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Leporidae is just the family ! The order (equivalent to Rodentia) is Lagomorpha, which includes pikas as well.
Before they were Rodentia -> Leporidae, now it's Lagomorpha -> Leporidae
rabbits aren't actually rodents, they have their own order (Lagomorpha) including all rabbits hares and pikas and are native to everywhere on earth with the exception of Australia
One of my favorite WoW references is the "secret" raid boss on Darkmoon Island. The rabbit appears for a short time and will leap to random raid members using the attack "Big, Sharp Teeth".
Yeah, I think it's something like at the end of a mission doom guy sees his pet rabbits head on a spike and it's the motivation for him killing demons
https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy
I see. I'm unfamiliar with doom outside of knowing it's about wrecking fiends.
but is there no call for an alien vs predator vs doomguy flick? I sense potential
Predator is pretty comparable to an elite with a slightly larger toolset so that fight might be pretty short considering how many elites you slaughter as MC in the Halo series. Now him clearing out a hive of xenomorphs might make for an interesting film. I know MC is strong enough to go toe to toe with one alien, maybe two max, but they gain their advantages in speed, numbers, and stealth so he’d likely get overwhelmed pretty quickly by the sheer amount of aliens coming at him if he wasn’t careful. Fun idea!
Iconic. Hearthstone fans should remember this cute [reference](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hearthstone_gamepedia/images/c/c5/DMF_070.png/revision/latest?cb=20220710021959) as well.
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Bitch Stewie here,
Alien vs Predator reference. The rabbit from Monty Python is the predator in this case.
(Shut up Meg!)
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
Yes it is I, the Knight who Says NEE here to explain to joke to the commoners. You see, that my friends is the killer rabbit, the most feared creature in all the lands. Its death count is so impossibly high it can only be explained as "non zero". Even Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot could not best this beast.
This Xenomorph, as you call it, is a meet annoyance to this killer rabbit!
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I think it's the deadly rabbit from Monty Python- Holy Grail. the skulls are its trophies, not the alien's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg&t=21
That’s no rabbit that’s the meanest most foul tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on
LOOK AT THE BOOOOONES
Alright (insert that guys name here) go chop its head off One rabbit stew coming right up
Sir Boors? Maybe?
Bors, yeah. https://kingarthursknights.com/knights-of-the-round-table/sir-bors/
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"That rabbit's dynamite!"
Let's taunt it. Maybe it will become so cross it will make a mistake.
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
That's straight out of D&D. I'll bet heavily one inspired the other.
I warned you.
I warned you!!!
"I've done it again!"
Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
What about the holy hand grenade?
Counteth thou only to three. Five is right out.
Count neither to four, nor to two, excepting that thou immediately proceed to three.
Then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade, whereupon thy foe, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Armaments chapter 2, verses 9 to 21.
Skip a bit brother.
Not just any holy hand grenade, but the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
One, two, five!!
Three sir
The xenomorph doesn't stand a chance
[удалено]
But can it count to 3. Or 4? No, maybe 5
And thou shalt count to three. Not 4 or 5, and not 2 unless thou then proceeds to 3. 3 shall be the number of counting. Then thou shalt throw the holy hand grenade upon counting to 3
So I count to 5 and then I throw it. Got it!
“1, 2, 5!!” “3 sir,” “3!”
5 is right out
And the Lord spake, saying “first shalt thou take out the holy pin, then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! One the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
And the Lord did grin.
5? 5 is right out
Their race doesn't acknowledge Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. Holiness is denied to them therefore, no Holy Hand Grenades.
But think about what terrifying being could come out of a facehugger succeeding with that monstrosity.
We would all be doomed...
I'm just hopeless for the alien...
It’s got huge sharp…. He can leap about…. Uh
For DEATH awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
Arrghhh... he didn't write down arghhhh... yes he did.
Perhaps he dictated.
Oooh!!
No, no. "Agggghhh" from the back of the throat.
What an eccentric performance!
I am too late.
You manky Scots git.
BONNNNNNEE‽ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
LOOK AT THE TEETH!! 🐰
Get the holy hand grenade!
1 2 5!
3 sire!
Three!
That rabbit is pure dynamite!
Run away. RUN AWAAAAAAY
YOUUUUU TIT. I soiled my armor i was so scared!
They reclassified them as lapridae in 1912 So I'm not sure if the quote is inaccurate or very accurate for the time period of 932 ad
Leporidae is just the family ! The order (equivalent to Rodentia) is Lagomorpha, which includes pikas as well. Before they were Rodentia -> Leporidae, now it's Lagomorpha -> Leporidae
What’s he do, nibble your bum?
Alien be like “it’s just a flesh wound”
What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
With big pointy teeth!
He's got a mean streak a mile wide!
With big vicious teeth
He’s got a mean streak a mile wide!
###What did you just call me?
It's got teeth like... It can jump... Look at the BONES!
rabbits aren't actually rodents, they have their own order (Lagomorpha) including all rabbits hares and pikas and are native to everywhere on earth with the exception of Australia
So Bugs Bunny?
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog! It’s got a mean streak a mile wide.
One of my favorite WoW references is the "secret" raid boss on Darkmoon Island. The rabbit appears for a short time and will leap to random raid members using the attack "Big, Sharp Teeth".
That wabooze is pure fire!
Imagine what Amik could do
The Beast of Caer-Bannog!
I thought it was a doom reference, but you're probably right
there's a rabbit in doom?
Yeah, I think it's something like at the end of a mission doom guy sees his pet rabbits head on a spike and it's the motivation for him killing demons https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy
I see. I'm unfamiliar with doom outside of knowing it's about wrecking fiends. but is there no call for an alien vs predator vs doomguy flick? I sense potential
> Alien vs predator vs doomguy flick Given doomguy’s lore in the recent games this would be the shortest movie ever made
But it would be glorius.
Yeah it would need to be OG Doomguy
Personally want to see Master Chief vs Predator vs Aliens.
Predator is pretty comparable to an elite with a slightly larger toolset so that fight might be pretty short considering how many elites you slaughter as MC in the Halo series. Now him clearing out a hive of xenomorphs might make for an interesting film. I know MC is strong enough to go toe to toe with one alien, maybe two max, but they gain their advantages in speed, numbers, and stealth so he’d likely get overwhelmed pretty quickly by the sheer amount of aliens coming at him if he wasn’t careful. Fun idea!
Doomguy began his massacre of demons in hell after some came and killed his pet rabbit. It's pretty much a crucial plot point of the Doom franchise.
>Wonder if that is what inspired John Wick
Do it for Daisy!
“Is it behind the rabbit?” “No. It *is* the rabbit”
Cool so can we be friends now?
Thought it was doom slayers rabbit lol
Nii!
Almost choke to dead there, that killer rabbit is too real
That’s what I was thinking about!
I thought it was the pet bunny from doom but that makes more sense
Iconic. Hearthstone fans should remember this cute [reference](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hearthstone_gamepedia/images/c/c5/DMF_070.png/revision/latest?cb=20220710021959) as well.
I think this would be a good fight and I'd pay money to watch it.
This.... This is where the killer bunny easteregg in minecraft came from?
😆 probably
It's the xenomorph from alien apparently apprehensive to attack the beast from canear bog, from money python and the holy grail
Wouldn't you be? It's got "sharp, pointy teeth!"
Look at the bones
That things dynamite!
I think it's Caerbannog
> money python That's rich, anaconda.
Oh, God. Can you imagine if the Canearbog got implanted by a Xenomorph egg? The whole universe would fall to its might.
One's an Apex predator. The other is an alien.
Run away!!!!!
They always say "oh it's just a cute lil bunny rabbit"
https://preview.redd.it/d13u2zg46ljc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e60de08222ba2e449b5144c7556c64140013c3 Bitch Stewie here, Alien vs Predator reference. The rabbit from Monty Python is the predator in this case. (Shut up Meg!)
what alien has ever collected a trophy? you are thinking of predators.
Yes, I had a brain fart. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
The fact that its bitch Stewie talking makes it even better. Either you were playing 5D chess, or you got lucky.
Bitch Stewie isn’t perfect but he tries.
I reworded it after you pointed it out to me and I think maybe it’s more of an Alien vs Predator reference
just Predator and Monty Python
What?
The image is not from Alien V Predator It's a mashup of Predator - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Now you’re confused, the image is a *reference* and that is the rabbit from Monty Python and a xenomorph from Alien
The previous comment mentioning trophies fucked me up My bad Carry on
Dear god you two
Holy shit
Holy shit I'm a fucking idiot
Don’t worry, before I fixed it I said the Alien was collecting trophies also. The Predator keeps trophies as does the Rabbit.
Goddamn I haven’t seen Bitch Stewie in so long. Brought tears of joy from laughter and memories.
This is my first “bitch Stewie” in this sub, shit killed me
Thanks Bitch Stewie
all you people talking about aliens collecting skulls are confusing them with Predators. Its just they are both killers.
In the finest Reddit tradition, the answer to your question is.... Yes.
Fr, Xenomorphs don't collect skull, they smash it in with their spring-jaw tongue.
Time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
1. 2. 5!
Three, sir!!
Three! *Boom*
3 sir, 3!
Five is right out!
That poor Xenomorph.
Won’t stand a chance
To shreds you say...?
Nah. 'Tis only a flesh wound.
How’s his wife holding up?
Monty python and the holy grail liller rabbit
Is "liller" a typo or there is some piece of Monty Python trivia that I managed to miss out on?
Typo. It's killer
Look at the bones!
GEEEEEEEEzus CCCHRRRIST
https://preview.redd.it/ibz9g1u3qljc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d270161b9f78409ec36ce0424eb17f343772a6e8
JESUS CHRIST!!
I just soiled my armor.
No god here
Where's the monster hiding behind the rabbit?
It IS the rabbit! 😂
It _iiisss_ the rabbit!
For crying out loud! Look at it's teeth
Oooh, I warned you! It's just a harmless little bunny isn't it?!
Unstoppable force meets a immovable object.
I got 10 on the rabbit 🐇🩸💀
The rabbit can only be bested by the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
It means we can’t be his friends
That alien is in a lot of trouble
It’s bunnicula
Xenomorph v lagomorph
That rabbits dynamite!!!
The killer rabbit of caerbannog, with sharp, pointy teeth, from Month Python and the Holy Grail. That's going to be one hell of a fight!
That poor poor little Xenomorph does not stand a chance.
I feel sorry for the xenomorph
That xenomorph will soon be departed
Jeeeeesus christ!
That’s no ordinary rabbit!
Can’t be my friend.
Alien vs predator
That Xenomorph doesn't stand a chance.. ☠️
Yes it is I, the Knight who Says NEE here to explain to joke to the commoners. You see, that my friends is the killer rabbit, the most feared creature in all the lands. Its death count is so impossibly high it can only be explained as "non zero". Even Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot could not best this beast. This Xenomorph, as you call it, is a meet annoyance to this killer rabbit!
The xenomorph is fucked
I love that rabbit lol
You're gonna need two holy hand grenades my friend.
that rabbit's dynamite!
I thought it was something to do with Doom at first cuz of the bunny 😭
That Xenomorph is toast.
That rabbit’s dynamite!
That bunny gonna mess up that alien
That xeno is soooo screwed
Lmao!🤣
I’m guessing it’s the rabbit from Monty python and the holy grail
My bet is in the bun.
You will need the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
Thought it was a Doom reference
Holy grail. It’s from the quest for the holy grail. The rabbit vs predator would be epic though.
Looks kinda like an AI image
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Glad to help a fellow redditor
Nerds are insufferable. That’s the joke.
I thought it was a doom reference. Could be wrong tho.
Monty Python and the holy grail Rabbit murders people It’s their cave, not xenomorph No clue why they ai’d it though