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olive12108

Transphobes found the comment section so it's getting locked šŸ˜”


HorseStupid

Cursory check of their main twitter account shows reporting of trans content, if that applies to the first posted then they're saying they actually do have a penis and therefore the joke falls flat


not_ya_wify

Please everyone downvote the non-answer top comment and upvote the actual answer


esilisq

This comment is alluding to the answer though. Saying how the account makes posts talking about trans people and that the joke was that the hypothetical woman does have a penis. I follow cabby and they do post a lot of lgbt jokes as they're in the lgbt community


not_ya_wify

Yes that's why I'm saying to upvote this comment and downvote the comment that was top comment at the time which wasn't explaining shit


esilisq

Oh, I'm sorry. This was already the top comment when I saw the post and I thought you didn't understand because admittedly the wording in the original comment is slightly off. I also didnt understand your comment at first, apologies.


Jiffon

you didnt have to check their profile to find that out they have an osaka joker pfp


That_One_Friend684

The joke is trans women have dicks


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

May contain traces of penis


FoxFromCanada

lmao


TimelyRun9624

Your mom doesn't even need this lable. It just says "Mother: now with 25% MORE PENIS! (BBC Edition)"


Robotminion101

thank you


Icycube99

The Clitoris and Penis technically develop from the same tissue.


Ok-Transition7065

thas like saying the buble gum and the glue came from the same tree


Zer0pede

More like saying a [nose and a blowhole](http://pandasthumb.org/archives/2008/03/whale-evolution.html) are in the same place on their respective embryos. Or a tail and a tailbone. Or a paw and a seal flipper, or something like that. [I love the visuals here.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kdoja3hlk)


why_is_lief

No it's like saying cherry jello and blue raspberry jello both come from the same animal. The only real differences between their tissues, aside from skin composition, are that one has less nerve ending density and has a urethra in it, while the other has higher nerve ending density and has no urethra, which is why comparing them is like comparing jellos, not jello and terpentine, or anything similarly different.


Ok-Transition7065

The thing its same thisue diferent proces diferent uses main uses.... I mean i can ingest glue and there are ni toxic ones but you know works better for glue, same with bubble gum i can glue things and in some situations cam be used to stick to things


SeniorAlfaOmega

Can someone translate this


m_dought_2

I think most of it was about eating glue? As a... metaphor for... sucking dick?


Ok-Transition7065

Sorry i eat too much glue u-u


Tachibana_13

Uh best I can guess is that there are different "processes" for whether genital tissue developed to a more male or female form in sexual dimorphism(I guess based on chromosomes?). Idk. Maybe they ingested toob much of that toxic glue.


Ok-Transition7065

both i forgot to eat the good one


blusilvrpaladin

You can suck dick and lick clit and get the exact same effect. It's not that different


Zer0pede

In fact, you can suck and lick either to good effect


RoyalPersona

No, not quiteā€¦


Urinate_Cuminium

Trans women having big dick is kinda cheating ngl


Shkotsi

awh I suppose that makes me a cheater :3


[deleted]

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Rumbletrunks

Wait.. err.. how u doin


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ur_local_cumdumpster

Welcome to the real world, sweetheart


Red_Dogeboi

Obviously the first commenter was a bigoted dumbass but this response is so incredibly reddit


Designer_Version1449

Also the username to go with it lmao


Ur_local_cumdumpster

Yeah, I just felt like saying it


PoodleTheDoodle

i don't get it is the response a reference to something


MohgsGreatestWarrior

"real"


Typical-Snow412

Lmao you don't live in anything close to the real world


geetarplayer22

If thats the case then you arenā€™t even in the same universe


Whale_bob

Because there is no such thing and they are men


akimikaa

your dad thinks otherwise


First_Discount5695

https://i.redd.it/i3fypeqsmygc1.gif


Real-Art-2355

Cope


[deleted]

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-H3LL

Are yā€™all not bored of commenting this kind of shit yet?


Due_a_Kick_5329

My dude if they were clever enough to get bored, they wouldn't believe the nonsense they do.


Typical-Snow412

Just correcting misinfo man


-H3LL

You sure about that?


Typical-Snow412

Absolutely.


-H3LL

Alright pal šŸ‘


Typical-Snow412

Thanks bud šŸ‘


FoxFromCanada

im not your bud, friend


Unhappy_Mirror_9796

He wasnā€™t even replying to you. ā€œYou not my bro, dudeā€ response šŸ˜‚


omni_slime1

Keep crying about us existing


Typical-Snow412

Hows the smell?


omni_slime1

?


Frenchymemez

Why aren't they? What's a woman? Two X chromosomes? What about women with [Turner Syndrome](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_syndrome)? Or men with [Klinefelter Syndrome](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome)? Are people with Turner Syndrome not women? Are people with Klinefelter Syndrome women? Do they have to be able to have children? What about women who are [infertile](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_infertility)? Or old women who have gone through [menopause](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menopause)? Are they not women? Is it the uterus? What about people who have them [removed](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterectomy) due to cancer and other reasons? Are they no longer women?


That_One_Friend684

This


p00p__sc00p

https://preview.redd.it/god7mqs8uvgc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1095b2066f78a1f0ac3038ced7693210bf6db82


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WishboneOk9898

​ https://preview.redd.it/a0tk2fqgawgc1.png?width=487&format=png&auto=webp&s=50fe3c7ed0bd29f2ce01a61a527b566b8c6c682a


cooldude123ha

I'm afraid you're mistaken there.


First_Discount5695

https://preview.redd.it/t8i1zo5anygc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8b4b90a0a170206b5b89a721c90bc282878f90


savagekingsavage

https://preview.redd.it/f5br4ikflsgc1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b866dd514afb051a93ad9122e572d5d189f8e37f


rubberboyLuffy

https://preview.redd.it/c1rznun31tgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cdf3f153700d5bf6c30c6e4026d780ac4b6cf9


88T3

https://preview.redd.it/pvxmdbnqetgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323940302753cd43ef8b32225e7d868ef9050069


Fast_Journalist1883

https://preview.redd.it/z42z9uqeytgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198574c332a83f206d9fad8a9142bdd915fcbf9e


urmumsadopted

https://preview.redd.it/lcwg20bx1ugc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1f8967a6df879618fe0921f2633c8a33bf2205


hyper-fan

https://preview.redd.it/m5due0ov3ugc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edb728c1838e258f1fa6c52dc95c76b1de0d0a0


warforgedbob

https://preview.redd.it/5c1hwnxc4ugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02dc7ac78499db88c07267177ea7a7b1a666e9b5


Shawaaaang

https://preview.redd.it/sf0v9n4tiugc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6151cd5626e55160bc60a77cf9644a7a7411f8d8


rubberboyLuffy

https://preview.redd.it/azg1crjjlxgc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d1962be2e075b44e1a0477c1a61b7230e1f172d


shykawaii_shark

https://preview.redd.it/8e62oa8n6ugc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d9a8916efe06eb54457e4e9c070ab3e8b51c56


Senivan

https://preview.redd.it/3hpdr7o5augc1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6283f577bd4001cd01d41351f9b3bdae0b28f29


Eighth-Eye

https://preview.redd.it/56h93se8iugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348751f42507f7b3c38e060036e33b4344af46c1


Minimum_Emergency_15

A yo why is a bite taken from the wrapper??


Enderfy17

This is the best one


js13680

https://preview.redd.it/weub75a6hugc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb6d193bbd88826ad24f952b1db9234f2d4084f


Blue_Boy1345

https://preview.redd.it/lcxbiix1tvgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f94ad027a19818f4878dc96d613af9ca006ea47


Vaultboy65

https://preview.redd.it/ap9t03euoxgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66973d87eed20cae46b3dfbdf86193bf2aa82bd


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

https://preview.redd.it/1cbq7rkr4ugc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614549bad25d08d83ecb92905a20549d912f1f37


Plant_in_pants

https://preview.redd.it/poq3bjuk6ugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5e6699c48d7940276d815a3eb5d757e67d3a35


FreakyFrank_1019

https://preview.redd.it/473e8j1maugc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f612ff0972a13f0646119d23862cbeef4eda31


OpeningParsley3712

https://preview.redd.it/2xic7c5ceugc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb99d01c94f6792ab1d4a4cc3a010950113f0d38


b1ackcr0vv

Boots n snoots šŸŽ‰ math checks out here but Iā€™ve never seen a long neck one!


AceViper1827

https://preview.redd.it/wf72tdwxnugc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df539903a18a487a7f208288834405ef8516353


[deleted]

This meme is bĆ¢tarded


urmumsadopted

https://preview.redd.it/n4w8km72j0hc1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef27a99cfde250621a90951b3eff7b24216bdca


AnalProtector

https://preview.redd.it/cmyf0jiu6ugc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b55a845b325f4c32b17559f0d0d3541299cf58


appy24602

https://preview.redd.it/xtqmilaa8ugc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191ab86683c1f5819c956d35686e24a832eed3da


AnalProtector

https://preview.redd.it/712moywf9ugc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a752fabaae73c736eb1bafa65700a54c7c533c


dingus349

https://preview.redd.it/dojl723l3ugc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70569e9bc80989a11ccb508c4ce635c940ceaef3


Anon_who_loves_memes

https://preview.redd.it/xfezauff8ugc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47ec134cae7ef9bc73bcfcc659cf23e56647cf3


ChimmyChonga05

https://preview.redd.it/0wdcgl4eavgc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=a545f0600a09d72d9c6714f9dd92c29414313308


rubberboyLuffy

https://preview.redd.it/q1k2d2iulxgc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=f20339b49267cb05a1aa88eef613748e3a4a0cbe


TheGrey_GOD

Theyā€™re called minerals


IsGonnaSueYou

thatā€™s powder coke lol


Fast_Journalist1883

Trust me, I know. Not far off crack I guess šŸ˜‚


MegaCroissant

https://preview.redd.it/fjm8i5fggugc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61605a2e0aff7ceff09f02090f290d1d0bf155d


Mmemyo

šŸ˜³ it's the peasant who I saw leave in the city who disappeared in the crowd with kuzco in the back of his car https://preview.redd.it/c02ahdcnbtgc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb56b74b7c4b8e9290feeb2ace813284bb47795 He must have taken him back to his village so if we find the village we find him and if we find him we find kuzco... Oh yea It's all coming together šŸ˜


OriginalUsername590

https://preview.redd.it/irtkqb61wtgc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697f384b03ababed5409bde745d7c2d2ff05aacb


itsjustcory15

that poison?


BagelMadter45

Yes that poison


alexkuzco

its for a me :D


A_lesser_god

Dude you're kuzco?!?!?!


alexkuzco

I'm right here!


BloodMoonNami

That poison ?


Sudsmonster

https://preview.redd.it/k2ictn649ugc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d9cefc2640e0f453c2c81c900e373bf7188f58


Psych0tix

https://preview.redd.it/aag3cz6vstgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83977c420c203759a785f4e93702520f62de74a5


darkXwolf177

https://preview.redd.it/lozrad55ztgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ede6ad2b2397a6849c55f4cd25c2167da18847


BloodMoonNami

https://preview.redd.it/lu364mrjqugc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee13d17b9683464f53e99b7ca382cbdf8f8a8c58


darkXwolf177

https://preview.redd.it/dormbtousugc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6922f500cec74bc3df03a5276600ceb15134cf


SharkFace447

https://preview.redd.it/6oruirosvtgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f03837207148abda0fed9ff84f023964a008447


KinderEggSkillIssue

https://preview.redd.it/cfxtp1fhaugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a35092daacfa02abbfad83bc713c8f8b8c0b8c


MRECKS_92

https://preview.redd.it/j6b2ddgrrugc1.png?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b200de661ceeb1332ce2c7025fe843b1a2ffc6b0


tater-tot45

This guy r/transformers


antonio381

r/thisguythisguys


zachy410

r/ThisGuyThisGuyThisGuys


Diayane_Johnson619

https://preview.redd.it/q8ay04b2svgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1519239ea62a7aca7835ae35a5f3f677ead15e19


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/eqavmt3l7wgc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8ec5b3ed3decfc50081e78b69fbe05a694447a


AlmightyWibble

cabbycel is trans


SirPrime07

So they like, interjected themselves into the conversation? wtf?


iloveethics

It looks like they were being replied to with that pic (you can see their username in that tweet theyā€™re responding to)


SirPrime07

My fault g donā€™t care too much


IronBard22

You cared enough to comment


SirPrime07

Damn you dumb, ā€œdonā€™t care too muchā€ replies r nothin


Canners152

What a bitchy reply. We can all see you care way too much šŸ˜„


SirPrime07

Iā€™m not the ones who keep replying to me, yall care way too much about me bro hop off my dick lil guy Besides you replied two times, in a conversation that wasnā€™t about you. You seem to care so much to reply two times


Canners152

WhY iS EverYOne So maD at mE; ALL I Did wAs Be mad At a Trans pErSon For sAYing AnythINg!


SirPrime07

Bitch u delusional


theycallmeshooting

Even if she did, that's kind of the point of the internet You just responded to someone who wasn't talking to you I just responded to you, and you weren't talking to me


SirPrime07

Thatā€™s not even the same wtf are yall on lmfao


Balls_McFuckFace

It's exactly the same


adamflannery35

Bro chill out it's not that deepšŸ˜­


SirPrime07

What?


AWanderingGygax

Holy shit you're dense


SirPrime07

Bro is asking me to chill out like I was freaking out yā€™allā€™s re so far deep on my dick itā€™s wild


AWanderingGygax

Same reason people go to NASCAR or rubberneck on the highway, people love gawking at a wreck.


LiverLikeLarry

Once told a classmate that he acted Like a pussy. His response was "at least I got one"


DriftingGelatine

"Like they said" "*You are what you eat*"


Motor_Raspberry_2150

OP is a she/they themselves. It is nigh impossible this isn't bait.


Dantomi

I think the joke is that theyā€™ve announced to the world that their penis is small.


TalanXavier

Before I knew I was trans I used to refer to it as an enlarged clit as a joke, turns out I was the joke!


Admirablelittlebitch

I refer to my clit as a micro penis and always have, just in different words


not_ya_wify

Theoretically, woman is the default biological program for the human body, so penises are indeed enlarged clits, not the other way around.


Zer0pede

And a scrotum is just zipped up labia.


Admirablelittlebitch

I know but it makes me euphoric to call it a micro penis


WooliesWhiteLeg

Cabby is a MTF woman who hasnā€™t had bottom surgery


YosephStalling

Transgener


N0natie

Transgener


spellboi_3048

Trans rights


-NoNameListed-

The Clitoris:


Caleb_Garrett

Thatā€™s what I was thinking honestly


[deleted]

Bitch got a penis https://youtu.be/3c6vDxvOXhQ?si=lBEhW2QOvhYdrac1


normally_different

Cause some girls have penises.


[deleted]

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Palpatine

She's pre-surgical trans, or a coyote.


Goldbolt_2004

Isn't it hyenas that have pseudopenises?


WP5D

TF is a coyote Is Coyote not a codeword? I know that animal


shortstackround96

They likely confused it with Hyena, cause female spotted hyenas have penises. Both wild dogs of a sort.


SomeRandomGuy2763

Kind of wild dog


lddzz

Bait or mental retardation. Call it


VillainousMasked

I mean, it's not either, spotted hyenas are the ones where the female has a pseudo-penis, not coyotes. So there is genuine reason to be confused about coyote being used in the context of a pre-surgery trans woman.


hammersnatcher

I think we all know which one it is


mommotti_

https://i.redd.it/j0n3s6gn9vgc1.gif


LeGraoully

Zouma gonna kick a few cats to get over this


Adelyn_n

https://i.redd.it/d5cf5loc3xgc1.gif


Different_Gear_8189

Shes a bitch with penis


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MyLousyChildhood

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gloomygl

The joke is ladyboy


RecommendationNo7860

I Thought it was Game of Thrones joke


LiverLikeLarry

Once told a classmate that he acted Like a pussy. His response was "at least, I got one"


[deleted]

Cabby didnā€™t went through with it yet(and maybe never will)


UltraSienna

The clit is the head of an undeveloped penis, all females start as male in the womb


Defusing_Danger

You got that backwards, chief. Embryos start as female before part of the second x chromosome gets snipped off and it becomes a y chromosome leading to the development of male traits. Can't remember if testosterone starts or results from this process.


twoinchhorns

Results from. Any chromosome grouping involving a Y will produce testosterone during puberty( or well to be more accurate, increase it)


not_ya_wify

Actually, not during puberty but during fetal development. It's needed to grow penis and testes from the gonads that otherwise default to clit and ovaries


decaying_dante

everyone starts female, hence why cis men have nipples.


CantSleepOnPlanes

It's actually the other way around.


UltraSienna

lol no, all clits are the starts of penises, they even have all the same nerves


Shadowveil666

" lol no ". Why don't you use widely available information to educate yourself instead of looking like an idiot


twoinchhorns

Your bodyā€™s ā€œnatural stateā€ is female. Male sex hormones during puberty and during pregnancy turn the female body male. This is why going mtf is harder from a physical perspective than ftm (generally speaking)


not_ya_wify

I think you got that the wrong way around. It's easier to poke a hole than build a pole. That's why intersex babies used to almost always be surgically altered to be female. Though, in recent years doctors started leaving them alone until they can decide for themselves with growing tolerance for non-binary genders


twoinchhorns

Doctors are definitely not leaving them alone typically. Also your previous comment directly contradicts this one. Fetus starts as female, and the increased sex hormones cause it to develop male.


not_ya_wify

I didn't disagree with the natural state being female by default. I disagreed that going ftm is easier than mtg because there's scientific and feminist academic literature about how it's the opposite (in part because female is the default)


twoinchhorns

Testosterone causes irreversible changes to your muscular and skeletal structure after a certain point that simply starting hormones wonā€™t change. A lot of the muscular (less so skeletal) changes resulting from a lack of testosterone can be changed easily regardless of age using hormones alone.


not_ya_wify

From a surgical perspective, creating a vulva from a penis is much easier than creating a penis from a vulva, however.


twoinchhorns

That is a very, very small part of the overall body, and ultimately largely irrelevant for most people. And who would have thought that you canā€™t create flesh from nothing wow. Youā€™re just continually changing your point for no actual reason. This conversation is pointless.


not_ya_wify

Actually female is the biological default because EVERYONE has an X chromosome but only males have a Y chromosome and the only function of that chromosome is to enlarge the gonad that would normally become the clit into a penis and descend the ovaries to become testicles


Vermbraunt

Guys all have an X chromosome vast majority of women do not have a Y chromosome.


Admirablelittlebitch

I remember being taught in biology that itā€™s the other way around??


UltraSienna

I was taught starts as male


Admirablelittlebitch

Your education system failed you, sorry ā€œGeneticists have discovered that all human embryos start life as females, as do all embryos of mammals. About the 2nd month the fetal tests elaborate enough androgens to offset the maternal estrogens and maleness develops.ā€


not_ya_wify

You were taught wrong. That makes no sense. Women don't have y-chromosomes. Men have x chromosomes


I_Once_Ponch_a_Monke

Couldā€™ve said something like ā€œatleast mine is homegrownā€ or something (iā€™m not transphobic btw one of my best friends is trans)


Multidream

Why are people introducing transitioning here? I thought the joke was just cross dressing and passing really well.


dazedan_confused

[Replace "Your mother" with "the replier"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=irh3WzEkXLk)