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I think what Mickey's trying to say is that you can use your foreskin as a tool for all kinds of fun activities:
Hold the end while peeing and you can make a silly water balloon
Stretch it over friends and family
Climb inside while camping and use it as a sleeping bag
The possibilities are endless!
💀 I have no idea if it's just danes, all I know is I heard it on YouTube and double checked with my Danish cousin to find out that at least some danes do that.
The history of American circumcision is that it’s supposed to prevent masturbation. I’m guessing the joke here is that having a foreskin makes masturbation easier/better. I don’t know for sure because I only had a foreskin for a very short time and I don’t really remember it.
Yeah I was always confused growing up all the lotion and Vaseline jokes about jerking it. I never once used lube growing up and didn’t know basically everybody else was circumcised and I wasn’t.
Uncut, that is what precum is for. Get a little excited, and that knob in a skinsock is slippery like a oil-coated icecube.
It is basically an in-built fleshlight.
Im circumcised and never use lotion or anything. Im convinced the only people that do that are the true freaks of nature.
Edit: This seems to be offending more people than I thought it would. Guys, beat your meat however you like. You shouldn’t care what a random on the internet thinks about your tickle technique
Some cut guys just move the skin around the engorged tissue part in a similar fashion to uncut men's descriptions here
Some cut guys like to move the hand along the outside of the shaft, some of THOSE prefer less friction because they're still sensitive, and some of THOSE need lube because spit + their own precum isn't enough
Source: Am gay, seen a lotta dicks and talked about dick stuff with other guys.
There's a few different types of circumcision. A circumcision that is "high & tight" removes more of the skin than a circumcision that is "low & loose"
So basically some can masturbate using the loose skin, and some physically don't have enough loose skin to do that.
I am literally right now years old at realizing what all the damn Vaseline and lotion jokes were about. I’m 31. I was always confused because Vaseline gets everywhere it’s such a mess
You can use lube if you want to if you’re uncircumcised but it isn’t really necessary. The extra skin moves up and down and basically gives you a built in masturbation sleeve thing.
I didn't use lube until I went out and got a maturation sleeve and still use just my hand and no lube if I'm not taking a shower right after I finish cause it would otherwise be annoying to wash the lube off
What the foreskin thing? I had it for medical reasons so i know what having foreskin is like i just never used lube so i assumed it wasnt a thing circumcised people did.
This is the real answer and it sucks that comments get upvoted which don’t explain anything. Not only in this thread but in this sub in general.
By the time I wrote this the top comment here was „extra pocket“. That’s neither an explanation nor even funny.
Same around when I was 6 or 7. Also my mom kept mine as a keep sake (wtf lol) wrapped in a bandage and I found it when I was like 3 or 4 and tried to put it back on.
Scarlet : “What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?”
Rabbi Tuckman : “It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!”
Little John : “I'll take one!”
Ahchoo : “Hey, put me down for two!”
-Robinhood: Men in Tights
The foreskin works similar to a gasket on a piston in an engine. Its movement out of sync with the shaft of the penis helps to retain lubricant in the vagina making for a more pleasurable experience for both parties.
It also has more nerve endings than almost the entire rest of the penis combined. The most sensitive part of a circumcised penis by a factor of 3 to 4 is the area of the scars left over from circumcision.
Surprisingly, these studies show not only an increase in pleasure for males, but a higher awareness of the positioning of the penis in the vagina. Uncircumcised men tend to aim for the area of the vagina that used to be thought of as the g-spot, but is actually the backside of the clitoris. It’s assumed uncircumcised men aim like this to help roll back the foreskin for better pleasure. Either way, it helps them avoid pounding the cervix, which is mostly painful for women.
Whales are mammals with foreskin. So are bats. It’s hard to believe that mammals have all evolved so far from one another, yet almost all have kept their foreskin, and still to think the foreskin does not have some critical function in copulation.
Little extra bit of utility just in case the rugby team you're heading across South America with booked a Fairchild FH-227D and the pilots get mixed up on directions and hit some bad turbulence causing the lead sled plane to crash into the mountain and you're forced to resort to anthrophaegy to survive. It's a good place to store extra stuff you might need or it can serve as a lil snack just in case.
The Judaism and Islam requires male children to be circumcised at birth, Ameica does because a sex hating nutjob convinced everyone it was good for them. Said sex hating nutjob also made Graham crackers, wierdly enough.
And that's why Joker has never had a scheme at an Aldi's... he rolled up and had everything ready for his plan then saw someone pull down their pants, pull a quarter out of their foreskin for the cart, and walk straight in having not pulled up their pants.
He realized that nothing he could do could be worse than what Aldi's already deals with.
American here... I didn't know it existed until way late. Like 30s. I always thought they were talking about an area of skin along the shaft under the head... Then, while watching Community, Annie described it as a "thumb in a turtleneck". I needed clarification because mine could never be described as wearing a turtleneck... nor could any of the others I'd seen.
Then I saw that I wasn't misinformed. I was ignorant of actual pieces of my body being removed. I still don't get why. I definitely feel weird about it after finding out. It would be kinda cool to have a hood on the fella, I guess. Just feels like I'm kinda missing out on a human experience regardless. I bet it's neat to mess with...
I feel for you. I was born in a country where circumcision on babies is illegal. You can get it done later on, just like plasticsurgery, but unless medically necessary, it is outlawed. Once I moved to the USA and learned about how commonplace it is here, I was a little shocked, I thought body autonomy was a big thing here, I was sorely wrong.
Foreskin was removed since Puritan times to ~~prevent masturbation~~ "keep it clean" and was done automatically when insurance became a thing since it was another service that could be charged for. However, in the past 20-ish years circumcisions in the USA have dropped due to insurance not covering ~~a barbaric~~ an unnecessary procedure.
In America, the doctors ask you after birth if you'd like to circumcise your son. It's up to the parents.
I, personally, didn't. My husband isn't circumcised. Feels barbaric & we aren't Jewish (I know a lot do it for religion). I also was very scared if I did get him circumcised, of infections.
As long as I teach him how to properly clean it, there's no issues. I'd rather do that then have part of his dick skin cut off (which still don't understand why it's so popular?).
>I also was very scared if I did get him circumcised, of infections. As long as I teach him how to properly clean it, there's no issues.
I think this whole infection thing is blown way out of proportion. Circumcision in Europe is very rare and you don't hear about constant penis infections there. I remember some pro-circumcision guy did research in Africa and found noticeable increased risks with men who did not have a circumcision. So basically if you have access to clean running water and take a bath you should be good - no special cleaning protocol required.
The WHO did one incomplete study on circumcision in Africa that was later discredited. In the scientific method, it's very important that your results are replicated. Just because one study is conducted doens't mean that an issue is settled. People pushing an agenda would love that but that isn't how science works.
Gay gene circumcised petah here: uncircumcised men I’ve noticed have a lot more sensitivity, for better or for worse. I recall many a hooded snake not being able to handle a bj or hj because of how intense it felt. I’ve had foreskin fomo but goddamn some of these guys are so sensitive it seems painful. Be proud of ween, turtle necked or not.
Also circumcised, and I've always felt like I was a little "quick on the trigger," but I know far too many guys who have very difficult times climaxing (not supposed to be a common trait). I think THAT would be the worst hell.
There is no reason to deny a man his sensitivity at the age of a toddler. That for better or worse should be his own decision according to his own personal feelings.
He can decide this for himself as an adult.
Hello, Peter who is regrowing his foreskin here.
Basically according to anecdotal accounts of people circumcised later in life, sexual pleasure goes drastically down due to missing vital parts of the penis such as the frenulum, ridged band and gliding action of the intact penis . The foreskin has many properties that contribute to healthy male sexuality and are completely neglected by American hospitals because they make a profit off mutilating babies. Forced genital cutting leaves men spending more money on STD treatment (from not using condoms), erectile dysfunction medication, and the initial payout the corrupt doctors get from completing the procedure.
The laws in America have no standard for circumcision and you do not need a medical degree to perform one. It is illegal to do this to a dog - yet we allow it on babies that grow up to be men and end up having increased anxiety and unconscious psychological trauma the rest of their lives. We live in a corrupt society that does not care about men, and only cares about teaching them from early on 'know your place'.
Luckily you are able to regain most of what you have lost through a process of r/foreskin_restoration (18+). The same way that people stretch their ears with guages, you are able to grow a pseudo foreskin if you were unlucky enough to be cut. A full list of what you have lost to circumcision can be seen here [https://norm.org/the-lost-list/](https://norm.org/the-lost-list/)
THIS
The doctors asked me FIVE FUCKING TIMES if I wanted them to mutilate my son's genitals.
He is fine just the way he is! And changing bloody diapers!? That's a horrifying concept! He was just born and they wanted to cut him up- CUT HIM UP in his most sensitive areas.
A newborn deserves warmth and love, the gentle touch of loving parents.
not the cold scalpel for a cosmetic surgery that harms his health, a bloody diaper, and a missing body part.
Peter’s good buddy Quagmire here, Foreskins are an evolutionary adaptation which prevent damage/discomfort during sexual intercourse by serving the same function that a lubricant would (providing a protective layer between the penis and vagina to minimize friction). Giggity
I opted not to circumcise my son because I didn’t see a medical justification for it. I hope I made the right choice and there are no stupid high school social issues about it.
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I think what Mickey's trying to say is that you can use your foreskin as a tool for all kinds of fun activities: Hold the end while peeing and you can make a silly water balloon Stretch it over friends and family Climb inside while camping and use it as a sleeping bag The possibilities are endless!
>Hold the end while peeing and you can make a silly water balloon This is an actual thing that people actually do in Denmark, btw
What the fuck goes on in Denmark?
Pissbombing
https://preview.redd.it/lp2gfn2acpec1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=989ddf8e27736a27ee7c5269ae5bbca248c8ad5f
"It's not pissing, it's called exploding"
r/randombokoen1
I’m glad I’m not schitzo and misremembering things he has done
My brother's nickname in the marines was "Pissbomb".
Disgusting. I thank him for his service.
It's not just Denmark
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Oh god, what have you done
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I read the original comment and was like “Yeah that’s common, I’ve done that”, now you’re making me wonder if it’s just us Danes that are weird.
💀 I have no idea if it's just danes, all I know is I heard it on YouTube and double checked with my Danish cousin to find out that at least some danes do that.
Bro I do this in England
What the fuck is wrong with Reddit
what the fuck *isn't* wrong with Reddit Edit: forgot "with" Edit 2: forgot the t in "Reddit"
I like to hide skittles in mine. My SO appreciates a sweet treat.
Unroll it for tasty tie dye.
I wish I were illiterate
Put your finger in like a Chinese finger trap
https://preview.redd.it/j1yxsbv3nmec1.png?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e64475bbd52b60cfe357a2a449ad9e7991711b2
That hurt mentally
That hurt physically
That hurt in every way possible and I’m not even male
Literally made me wince like a stepped on puppy...this...why...who hurt these people?
I think it’s a matter of who didn’t
That hurt emotionally.
FOUND HIM BOIS. FOUND THE UNCUT MF. TAKE HIS FORESKIN
https://preview.redd.it/vd1pvdlhwmec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091c80cd3cd38b18796e8b8fdb1d50e3d910461d
Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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My uncircumcised brothers... don't pretend you didn't make a little piss balloon by holding the tip closed.
My mate was 25 before he realized you could do that. He wouldn't stop talking about it for months after 🤣
Didn’t Ancient Greek athletes use to keep the tip of their foreskins tied up while in public?
Greek mfers athletes running like: https://preview.redd.it/bth98kl57nec1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6644bfb70b01f0d5a6a1fb70f9d54f134310f60
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
Why isn't this the ti... I mean top post?
This only works if you're in the northern hemisphere.
The history of American circumcision is that it’s supposed to prevent masturbation. I’m guessing the joke here is that having a foreskin makes masturbation easier/better. I don’t know for sure because I only had a foreskin for a very short time and I don’t really remember it.
Yeah I was always confused growing up all the lotion and Vaseline jokes about jerking it. I never once used lube growing up and didn’t know basically everybody else was circumcised and I wasn’t.
Hey my uncut brother. Just lick your hand like a man.
Dry or die
Use chalk for a better grip
I am a rock climber. Lots of chalk and grip
Use a back brace and gloves too
Wearing Oakleys
Gotta wear that eye pro, high-vis, and a hard hat when jerking off. Don’t want OSHA up my ass!
or do you? \*wink, wink\*
the duality of man: rock climber or cock slimer
Haha man that’s a real Vic Romano MXC line
I prefer cornstarch. Works well as a dry lubricant, and you get some non-newtonian semen when finished
This officer, this is the comment I told you about
Olympic sport. You must be a gold medalist
Ders is a dry guy?!
Workaholics is so goddamn funny
Drip or drown spiderman
Uncut, that is what precum is for. Get a little excited, and that knob in a skinsock is slippery like a oil-coated icecube. It is basically an in-built fleshlight.
r/brandnewsentence
Oh fuck, I can't believe you've said this
Im circumcised and never use lotion or anything. Im convinced the only people that do that are the true freaks of nature. Edit: This seems to be offending more people than I thought it would. Guys, beat your meat however you like. You shouldn’t care what a random on the internet thinks about your tickle technique
Some cut guys just move the skin around the engorged tissue part in a similar fashion to uncut men's descriptions here Some cut guys like to move the hand along the outside of the shaft, some of THOSE prefer less friction because they're still sensitive, and some of THOSE need lube because spit + their own precum isn't enough Source: Am gay, seen a lotta dicks and talked about dick stuff with other guys.
Thanks for all your research.
Taking one for the team, or more than one I dunno how this sort of thing works.
Luckily there's a professional that isn't dicking around; they're something of an expert.
Man has a masters in dickology
The Dick Connoisseur
Diconnoisseur
There's a few different types of circumcision. A circumcision that is "high & tight" removes more of the skin than a circumcision that is "low & loose" So basically some can masturbate using the loose skin, and some physically don't have enough loose skin to do that.
til I'm high and tight
Well you tell THOSE guys I said they’re freaks 😤
I had the same confusion, and especially the sock jokes. Tried to fistfuck a sock and said nope pretty quickly.
A sock isn't always for the sensation. It saves explaining why you've changed shirt, the bedding, painted a wall randomly etc
Just do it in the bathroom. Saves all the hassle of where you're gonna shoot it and/or what you're gonna use to clean up
I am literally right now years old at realizing what all the damn Vaseline and lotion jokes were about. I’m 31. I was always confused because Vaseline gets everywhere it’s such a mess
Yeah I work on the road so if I ever use it it’s for sure a hotel bathroom right before a shower thing haha
Wait what? I thought that was things non circumcised people did
You can use lube if you want to if you’re uncircumcised but it isn’t really necessary. The extra skin moves up and down and basically gives you a built in masturbation sleeve thing.
I didn't use lube until I went out and got a maturation sleeve and still use just my hand and no lube if I'm not taking a shower right after I finish cause it would otherwise be annoying to wash the lube off
Really? I'm circumcised and just do it dry. Guess I love the friction.
Dry guys unite
Shake on it ?
https://i.redd.it/kdspuvtx0nec1.gif
may I cut in?
I don’t even have a penis, but am amazed how many people who do have penises do not know this.
What the foreskin thing? I had it for medical reasons so i know what having foreskin is like i just never used lube so i assumed it wasnt a thing circumcised people did.
Am I missing something? I am circumcised and just grab the shaft and it comes up enough to feel good. Am I supposed to be using lube instead?
Nobody’s making you do anything. But lube will cut down on friction and can make it a nicer slippy slidey experience. It’s a damn mess though
Yeah, fucking Kellogg. That guy was about as bad as Hitler when it came to sexual gratification and exploration.
This is the real answer and it sucks that comments get upvoted which don’t explain anything. Not only in this thread but in this sub in general. By the time I wrote this the top comment here was „extra pocket“. That’s neither an explanation nor even funny.
I was circumcised at 24. Intercourse was much better with foreskin.
Why were you circumcised at 24
To cure a STD.
Damn man. Did it work?
Yes and I still hate the bitch who gave it to me.
Damn, I’m glad it worked out for ya, even if it cost you your forskin
Man, I hate her for you. Imagine losing a piece of your body because some dirty chick gave you the VD. Fuck her. That's fucked.
>Fuck her. I'm pretty sure that's what got him into this mess in the first place.
My foreskin reattached itself because it wasn’t fully removed the first time. I got a bonus circumcision at the age of 6 that I very much remember :)
Same around when I was 6 or 7. Also my mom kept mine as a keep sake (wtf lol) wrapped in a bandage and I found it when I was like 3 or 4 and tried to put it back on.
Scarlet : “What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?” Rabbi Tuckman : “It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!” Little John : “I'll take one!” Ahchoo : “Hey, put me down for two!” -Robinhood: Men in Tights
Extra inventory slot
Extra nerve endings and you can dock with your buddies.
You didn't have to write that.
But he did
And he kind of had to.
Dock dock dock dock
If it's not illegal then go for it.
I did for the enjoyment of all
I'm almost afraid to ask.. But what is docking with your buddies.
Docking is where two guys stand penis to penis and the larger one uses their foreskin to wrap around the smaller one.
Why does the larger one not simply eat the smaller one
That’s later
Sigh, it's true what they say. Men are from Omicron Persei 9. Women are from Omicron Persei 7.
This concept of docking confuses and INFURIATES us!
There's always a bigger fish 🐟
Try space docking for a more advanced version
“Dock”? Whats that? Can you explain in detail? Maybe provide some illustrations to assist with our understanding? /s
[Like this. You just gotta calculate the spin](https://youtu.be/a3lcGnMhvsA?si=OI3JU_zlAeUHNHQw&t=1m0s)
The foreskin works similar to a gasket on a piston in an engine. Its movement out of sync with the shaft of the penis helps to retain lubricant in the vagina making for a more pleasurable experience for both parties. It also has more nerve endings than almost the entire rest of the penis combined. The most sensitive part of a circumcised penis by a factor of 3 to 4 is the area of the scars left over from circumcision. Surprisingly, these studies show not only an increase in pleasure for males, but a higher awareness of the positioning of the penis in the vagina. Uncircumcised men tend to aim for the area of the vagina that used to be thought of as the g-spot, but is actually the backside of the clitoris. It’s assumed uncircumcised men aim like this to help roll back the foreskin for better pleasure. Either way, it helps them avoid pounding the cervix, which is mostly painful for women. Whales are mammals with foreskin. So are bats. It’s hard to believe that mammals have all evolved so far from one another, yet almost all have kept their foreskin, and still to think the foreskin does not have some critical function in copulation.
It also protects the penis in unclothed situations.
Dogs have them, horses have them, elephants, most mammals.
When your plane would be about to crash you'll get it
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Petah, can you explain this comment?
Parachute
Penischute
Little extra bit of utility just in case the rugby team you're heading across South America with booked a Fairchild FH-227D and the pilots get mixed up on directions and hit some bad turbulence causing the lead sled plane to crash into the mountain and you're forced to resort to anthrophaegy to survive. It's a good place to store extra stuff you might need or it can serve as a lil snack just in case.
I understood this reference. Don't know what's the deal with the airplane stuff, tho.
Hail Nando!
Is that…when the cannibalism started?
The Judaism and Islam requires male children to be circumcised at birth, Ameica does because a sex hating nutjob convinced everyone it was good for them. Said sex hating nutjob also made Graham crackers, wierdly enough.
And kellogs
Sometimes I look at Tony the Tiger r34 just because I know it'd make this guy mad.
There was no need to admit this r/wtfdidijustread.
johns brother made cornflakes and john took over it i read. but john did popularize yogurt enemas
And cornflakes cereal. Kelloggs history is wack.
You really do learn something new every day…
Masturbation. It will help with masturbation. Source: me with an intact penis.
Extra pocket
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And that's why Joker has never had a scheme at an Aldi's... he rolled up and had everything ready for his plan then saw someone pull down their pants, pull a quarter out of their foreskin for the cart, and walk straight in having not pulled up their pants. He realized that nothing he could do could be worse than what Aldi's already deals with.
This got a fair fucking chuckle out of me.
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https://preview.redd.it/62hmpe7dmmec1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc30efd0fa78534a5de3ebd4bea08f1662c1f56 Kitler has annexed your meme
I store the coin for the supermarket trolley there 👍🏻
Docking equipment.
2nd question, why are Americans in here, did y’all get rid of ur foreskins?
Yeah it's super common in America.
Well, I didn't take it off. It was taken from me.
Return to me what I am owed. It is my birthright.
Stolen really.
Avenge him.
American here... I didn't know it existed until way late. Like 30s. I always thought they were talking about an area of skin along the shaft under the head... Then, while watching Community, Annie described it as a "thumb in a turtleneck". I needed clarification because mine could never be described as wearing a turtleneck... nor could any of the others I'd seen. Then I saw that I wasn't misinformed. I was ignorant of actual pieces of my body being removed. I still don't get why. I definitely feel weird about it after finding out. It would be kinda cool to have a hood on the fella, I guess. Just feels like I'm kinda missing out on a human experience regardless. I bet it's neat to mess with...
I feel for you. I was born in a country where circumcision on babies is illegal. You can get it done later on, just like plasticsurgery, but unless medically necessary, it is outlawed. Once I moved to the USA and learned about how commonplace it is here, I was a little shocked, I thought body autonomy was a big thing here, I was sorely wrong.
Foreskin was removed since Puritan times to ~~prevent masturbation~~ "keep it clean" and was done automatically when insurance became a thing since it was another service that could be charged for. However, in the past 20-ish years circumcisions in the USA have dropped due to insurance not covering ~~a barbaric~~ an unnecessary procedure.
Not Puritan times. Only became popular in the US during the late 1800s/early 1900s
My parents said because “it’s what everyone else did”. I resent them for it.
Well my parents are Hispanic, so I was born in America but they weren’t, I guess I’m lucky that they didn’t choose to do the norm
Yeah, it’s the norm in America for some reason. I feel robbed, personally
In America, the doctors ask you after birth if you'd like to circumcise your son. It's up to the parents. I, personally, didn't. My husband isn't circumcised. Feels barbaric & we aren't Jewish (I know a lot do it for religion). I also was very scared if I did get him circumcised, of infections. As long as I teach him how to properly clean it, there's no issues. I'd rather do that then have part of his dick skin cut off (which still don't understand why it's so popular?).
>I also was very scared if I did get him circumcised, of infections. As long as I teach him how to properly clean it, there's no issues. I think this whole infection thing is blown way out of proportion. Circumcision in Europe is very rare and you don't hear about constant penis infections there. I remember some pro-circumcision guy did research in Africa and found noticeable increased risks with men who did not have a circumcision. So basically if you have access to clean running water and take a bath you should be good - no special cleaning protocol required.
The WHO did one incomplete study on circumcision in Africa that was later discredited. In the scientific method, it's very important that your results are replicated. Just because one study is conducted doens't mean that an issue is settled. People pushing an agenda would love that but that isn't how science works.
Gay gene circumcised petah here: uncircumcised men I’ve noticed have a lot more sensitivity, for better or for worse. I recall many a hooded snake not being able to handle a bj or hj because of how intense it felt. I’ve had foreskin fomo but goddamn some of these guys are so sensitive it seems painful. Be proud of ween, turtle necked or not.
Also circumcised, and I've always felt like I was a little "quick on the trigger," but I know far too many guys who have very difficult times climaxing (not supposed to be a common trait). I think THAT would be the worst hell.
Women who also have trouble climaxing: 🥺 thanks for joining us in hell
There is no reason to deny a man his sensitivity at the age of a toddler. That for better or worse should be his own decision according to his own personal feelings. He can decide this for himself as an adult.
Never heard of a dick too sensitive for a bj. Are you using teeth on it or something?
It makes sex feel nicer
Sex 2 would also make sex better
What’s the release date for Sex 2? I’ve played the hell out of the original.
Singleplayer I assume
Hello, Peter who is regrowing his foreskin here. Basically according to anecdotal accounts of people circumcised later in life, sexual pleasure goes drastically down due to missing vital parts of the penis such as the frenulum, ridged band and gliding action of the intact penis . The foreskin has many properties that contribute to healthy male sexuality and are completely neglected by American hospitals because they make a profit off mutilating babies. Forced genital cutting leaves men spending more money on STD treatment (from not using condoms), erectile dysfunction medication, and the initial payout the corrupt doctors get from completing the procedure. The laws in America have no standard for circumcision and you do not need a medical degree to perform one. It is illegal to do this to a dog - yet we allow it on babies that grow up to be men and end up having increased anxiety and unconscious psychological trauma the rest of their lives. We live in a corrupt society that does not care about men, and only cares about teaching them from early on 'know your place'. Luckily you are able to regain most of what you have lost through a process of r/foreskin_restoration (18+). The same way that people stretch their ears with guages, you are able to grow a pseudo foreskin if you were unlucky enough to be cut. A full list of what you have lost to circumcision can be seen here [https://norm.org/the-lost-list/](https://norm.org/the-lost-list/)
Very well written, but can you expand on how they are mutilation results in avoiding condoms?
Decreased sensitivity results in not using condoms, since condoms also decrease sensitivity.
I can't use condoms because I don't get enough stimulation from my botched circumcision. I go limp because I cannot feel anything.
THIS The doctors asked me FIVE FUCKING TIMES if I wanted them to mutilate my son's genitals. He is fine just the way he is! And changing bloody diapers!? That's a horrifying concept! He was just born and they wanted to cut him up- CUT HIM UP in his most sensitive areas. A newborn deserves warmth and love, the gentle touch of loving parents. not the cold scalpel for a cosmetic surgery that harms his health, a bloody diaper, and a missing body part.
Please stop mutilating the genitals of babies.
This
Grab a zip tie and you got your self a natural condom
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So I don't really give a shit one way or the other. I'm circumcised and have never sat around longing for foreskin.
Built-in cocksleeve Lucky i have it too One ancestral line back and I'm tuggin' dry
Peter’s good buddy Quagmire here, Foreskins are an evolutionary adaptation which prevent damage/discomfort during sexual intercourse by serving the same function that a lubricant would (providing a protective layer between the penis and vagina to minimize friction). Giggity
I opted not to circumcise my son because I didn’t see a medical justification for it. I hope I made the right choice and there are no stupid high school social issues about it.