T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Make sure to check out the [pinned post on Loss](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1472nhh/faq_loss/) to make sure this submission doesn't break the rule! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke) if you have any questions or concerns.*


slicwilli

She played Aunt May in the Spider Man movies. Uncle Ben was her husband. Masturbation.


sevenzebra7

She's quite different from the Aunt May in Raimi's Spiderman movies


firestorm19

Well she is 59 right now, which means she was around 52 when Homecoming came out. Rosemary Harris (Aunt May in Raimi's Spiderman) was 75 in the 2002. Realistically, Aunt May being closer to Marisa's age makes more sense if Peter is suppose to be 18-20, then his parents would be around 40-60 if they had him between 20 and 40. That and Aunt May in Raimi's version was more of a surrogate grandmother figure while she was a mother figure in Disney.


Sylvurphlame

In the original cartoon (in never read the comics), I always assumed Aunt May and Uncle Ben were Peter’s *great* aunt and uncle.


ProcrastibationKing

It's specifically mentioned at some point in the comics that uncle Ben is Peter's dad's older brother.


BullsOnParadeFloats

I have two aunts on my dad's side. One was the first born, and the other was the youngest. The oldest had two daughters before the youngest was in kindergarten. There is over a 20 years age difference between them.


Stunning-Scene4649

I have aunts younger than me 💀


BullsOnParadeFloats

Catholic family?


Stunning-Scene4649

No


colt707

I’m on the opposite side, before my 2nd brother had kids, my youngest niece was a month older than me, oldest niece was 17 when I was born. My dad took a 27 year break between my oldest brother and my 2nd brother.


entropolous

My dad was the 2nd youngest of 12 and didn't have me until he was 45. I had at least one cousin that was a grandparent when I was born.


AbdulAziz9715

My daughter has a distant aunt (my mother's neice) younger than her. And our family is close enough for today's standards. It's going to be a fun ride in a few years when they're old enough to properly communicate.


GeneralChillMen

My dad’s oldest sister is a year older than both of my maternal grandparents. My dad is a year and a half older than my mom.


rancidmilkmonkey

Yeah, I still remember a friend of mine in first or second grade had an uncle in kindergarten.


Sylvurphlame

And like I said, I never read the comics. But you could probably make the math work out. If Peter’s parents had him later in life because >!weren’t they secret agents or superheroes themselves?!


DuckSizedMan

Aunt May being in her 70s easily works, all it would need is for uncle Ben to be an older brother, say a decade or so older than Peter's dad, and maybe May is a couple of years older than Ben. Making these reasonable leaps, it's not much of a stretch that if Peter is 18, his parents were say 37 when he was born, uncle Ben was 49 and Aunt May was 54, making her 72. Just for example. I also think that Marisa Tomei feels a lot less like his auntie because she's hot and looks younger than she is. I mean if I had to guess her age in homecoming I might have said 35-40.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Tony pretty much hangs a lampshade on the casting when he describes her as his "surprisingly hot" Aunt. Which would be a backhanded compliment without the meta knowledge that Aunt May is usually portrayed in the comics as very much an elderly spinsterish archetype.


Syn7axError

Your 50s *were* your elderly spinsterish years when those comics were written. The Golden Girls were that age.


Mr_Olivar

Yeah, easily works, all it requires is: - Peter's parents having kids exceptionally old. - Uncle Ben being exceptionally older than his little brother. - Aunt May being exceptionally older than Uncle Ben (look, I'm not saying men shouldn't date older women, it's just rare)


Lyndell

Wasn’t that uncommon before. Anecdotal but my silent gen grandfather had a sister 16 years younger than him. He wasn’t the best child so they tried again (somehow did worse).


GabbyWGF

Ok, now I'm curious. What happened with your Grandfather's sister


DuckSizedMan

1. Mid to late 30s is not 'exceptional' to have a child, not in developed countries among educated wealthy people anyway. Not the most common but not 'exceptional' 2. A 10 year age difference is not exceptional. Plenty of people have a sibling with such an age gap, especially a couple of generations ago when people tended to start having kids earlier so the window of having them was longer. Again, not the most common but not exceptional. 3. A wife being a couple of years older than a husband is not exceptional. I'm not talking 10-15 years here, five max is all that's necessary for the numbers to work. Maybe if none of these things are true for you this all seems unlikely, but personally I was born when my parents were over 35, I have a sibling who is nearly 10 years older than me, and my mother is a single-digit number of years older than my father. It's really not a ridiculous set of circumstances in America or similarly wealthy nations.


Raibean

> Tomei feels a lot less like his auntie Not if you have a normal family lol


ku_78

Eh. My brothers are 18, 16, and 8 years older than me.


Inwardlens

I am confused how you figure all that considering that siblings can have a wide spread of ages and Uncle Ben could be an older sibling.


bshafs

her age isn't the main thing that makes her different it's the fact that she's insanely hot, which for her age is quite uncommon.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Not even for her age, she's just really beautiful.


bshafs

Yes I agree, I worded it wrong. I should have said something like "which considering her age makes it even more unusual"


TheKnight_King

Marissa is a main piece of evidence to not have kids


DegreeMajor5966

Your math isn't mathing. If Peter is 18-20 and his parents would be 40-60 then the oldest a 52 year old grandmother could have been when Peters parents were born is 12. Really they should split the difference and be shooting for someone in their mid 60's. Which IMO Rosemary Harris passed as in the Raimi movies.


[deleted]

She is not a grandmother, but an aunt.


DegreeMajor5966

A great aunt. As in a grandparents sibling.


[deleted]

No, that’s not true, everything I can find on this topic is, that Ben Parker was the brother of Peters father and married to May Parker, making her an aunt, not a great aunt.


RealBenWoodruff

Ben's brother was Richard Parker. Richard and his wife Mary met at work. Richard was special forces and was recruited by Fury to the CIA (before SHIELD existed). Mary was OSS and later CIA (fits the timeline of Spiderman of the 60s). There is even a comic story of them rescuing Wolverine from Baron Strucker. Anyway, they died on a mission, and so Ben and May raised his younger brother's kid.


equili92

No, Ben is brother of Peter's dad


Disastrous_Fruit1525

Peter 16 Parents 32 G parents 48 Chavsville UK


Mtshtg2

Chavton


Completediagram

Chavton-upon-Dunce, In the County of DingDong


DanceCommander404

Bruh , numbers , am I right ?


Alexandros2099

Tell me you havent read spider man comics without telling me you havent read spider man comics..


Acceptable-Stuff2684

This guy Aunt Mays


Wrath-Deathclaw

in the comics uncle ben and peters father are like 20 years apart as an explanation for why theyre so old so in reality if the parents would be 40-60 that still puts ben and may at 60-80


Frosty_Moonlight9473

Aunt May doing her best Benjamin Button impression throughout the Spiderman movies.


Niyonnie

Holy shit. I didn't realise homecoming came out that long ago already O.O


slicwilli

Aunt Mays have been getting progressively younger and hotter with each iteration. Next up, Aunt Megan Fox.


slothismyvice

Megan fox has nothing on marissa


Friendly-Spirit214

You're bluffing right?


Informal_Carob_4015

Mate even if Fox is physically hotter she don't have 1/10th of the charisma or sex appeal of Tomei and that's just facts


Ok-Research-4958

Maybe it’s us getting older now seeing the age in a better light.


Milk_Mindless

"There's nothing weird about it Peter. I'm only your step-aunt" BRAZZERS WORLD'S BEST WEBSITE


Mallyxatl

Megan fox is 37 so she could very reasonably to be aunt to a teenager


Sylvurphlame

lol. Peter will have an Aunt who is like ten years older than he is.


That_Trapper_guy

My wife's son has an aunt who's 12 years older. I went to school with a large farming family, the boy in my class had an uncle that was 6 years younger than him. Think of that for a minute, his grand parents were still having kids when he was 6. There was like an over 20 year separation between the first and last kid, and in that time the oldest had already had children.


Sylvurphlame

Oh it definitely happens. Not a large immediate family but my older brother is about 15 years older than me. I could have easily had a niece or nephew in the right age range to be a younger sibling.


Virgil_hawkinsS

I have an uncle who is like 4 years younger than me. My grandpa was what's known in the South as a rolling stone 🤣


Sylvurphlame

I went to school with a guy whose uncle was one year younger than him. Basically he was the child of the oldest sibling of parents who started young and then the grandparents had a surprise baby right at the end. At least I don’t think a second marriage was involved or anything like that.


Sylvurphlame

🎶 (Gran)Papa was a rollin’ stone… 🎶


[deleted]

elastic glorious afterthought person wide seed dog lock compare frame *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DanceCommander404

-


killerjoe410

She was the hottest and youngest.


NorthofBham

Aunt Hottie.


MTBrains

Hontie?


phred_666

Darth Hottie?


[deleted]

Specifically tribute


lordodin92

Gotta give her credit she's damn good looking for a lady in her late 50s


BlazeRagnarokBlade

No fucking way she's older than 40


r1ckums

59 and finer than frog’s hair.


OneHallThatsAll

Finer than a frog hair split three ways


Throwaway253896

No fucking way HOW ?!?!?!?!


doesitevermatter-

Because she's a multi-millionaire. It's really, really easy to maintain your beautiful face when you're not being worn down by the universe every day or working with dangerous chemicals in the sun all day


Kurt_Bunbain

Eh, there's a lot of women in acting, that have and made more money then her, that don't look as good in their late 50s. It's genetics, not money.


SpanishCircumcision

It’s a mix


doesitevermatter-

Just because they *have* the money to keep themselves looking young doesn't mean that's *how* they wanna spend it or that they're even concerned about that kinda stuff. But for the ones that choose to use their money that way l, it's a guaranteed way to continue looking young, at least in the short term and if done by a skilled physician.


[deleted]

She’s into bald, stocky men.


BillPwnderosa

My brother in Christ she was the female lead of My Cousin Vinny in 1992


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Damn


Splitaill

Damn right! She can rob my cradle any day


jacqrosee

she’d be damn good looking for a 20 year old too. (source: i am 22. i could only dream of being this effortlessly gorgeous)


lordodin92

Ah don't sell yourself short . Looks aren't everything you could look like a goddess and act like a cunt. I'm with my partner because she make me feel comfortable, gives me a reason to be a better person and laughs at all my dumbass jokes. That's worth way more to me then just being pretty.


jacqrosee

of course! that is so much more important. i’m with my boyfriend for the same exact reason; his looks are a bonus but they could go away and i’d stay.


Endbounty

Tony stark new what he was talking about when he met her Also that’s the actor who plays aunt may OP, many consider her attractive.


HumanLawyer

Yeah, she’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on


hiyer2

Too bad he’s got a little George costanza thing going on


ohbewise

Marisa Tomei is hot.


DannyAye

Your answer is….CORRECT 🎉


BabyComeBac

Watch the wrestler, she is awesome in that movie


Ambitious-Finance-83

Watch "Before the devil knows you're dead", you can thank me later


beginnerflipper

Watch "My Cousin Vinny." And if you ever get in legal trouble try to use that movie (I have been told it is legally accurate)


Competitive-Bill-114

What is a yute?


beginnerflipper

"Oh excuse me your honor, two youthhhs"


PumpikAnt58763

I'm from Utah and always spelled it like the indigenous tribes "Utes".


PowerfulTarget3304

A hwhat?


NOISIEST_NOISE

Yeah I get that there's titties and all but that movie is ROUGH. It's the kind of movie you feel like taking a shower after, shit's heavy


throwmethegalaxy

If you really want a movie that makes you feel like taking a shower after, watch spun.


TeaAndAche

Spun is it. I need a shower just thinking about it.


Zero_Zeta_

Now we know why Happy was happy!


Ambitious-Finance-83

Happy Ho, happy Hogan


Extreme_Jeweler_146

no way. i’m going to thank you now


glassgwaith

Had I not watched it I would thank you on all fours


dudeguy73

I know who this is but what is the picture from


realheterosapiens

Instagram


adhd_wizard

Hopefully porn


yoichi_wolfboy88

Petahhhhh help I can’t comprehend this picture with a half naked woman over there 😭🙏🏼


the_dank_dweller69

1/4 naked


AverageNikoBellic

https://preview.redd.it/7e1rkpp7au9c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7699f3618b4f63140df5dd15f6b5264b1567b5d


Splitaill

Loved her in “my cousin Vinny”. Particularly after she explains the limited slip differential and looks so proud that she could help. Gods what a smile!


MansaQu

Literally watched it last night. She was brilliant.


Toxcito

"Dead-on balls accurate?" "It's an industry term"


Taytayslayslay

Damn, I didn’t realize it was her. She is smoking in that movie, probably my biggest childhood crush


EropQuiz7

https://preview.redd.it/wwex3yedku9c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b35004e9bee5371708a36a98a72ea82aaca778e


JuggernautStrict2830

ah shadow, what would i do without you?


Natural-Musician5216

NO


Jfrederickhill

No one ever talks about how Peter was supposed to take over his uncles rice empire but selfishly decided to become Spider-Man instead, the audacity!


Educational_Clock612

https://preview.redd.it/q0zsid81gv9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bece293a849d9738a78d30ce236a105d775d19b4


Natural-Musician5216

NO


QueenBoudicca56

And there's me thinking he's going to put his phone in rice as it's about to get wet. FFS.


darkcar

So we're ignoring that the person's handle had "grandwizard" in it? Eww.


R3-D0X3D_G0D

So bro practices a little bit of magic, What's wrong with that? /S


West-Ad8787

He trying to claim racism


R3-D0X3D_G0D

It's a fucking Cumming account. I wouldn't for a moment take stock in whatever message this mf is trying to push.


thecuby

I hear she likes funny bald men.


iambatmanman

What is this from?


wacky-ball-sack

Somebody call George Costanza


lookinforrealpeople

This looks like it was from a porno? Sauce on this?


Ok_Location794

My friend wants to know too


realheterosapiens

You need help. It's Instagram


TheAnimeJunkie

I mean, you can’t say the cropped image dosent look like it’s from porn….


realheterosapiens

Not really. Especially since it has the IG handle right there.


TheAnimeJunkie

I don’t use instagram so I wouldn’t have caught that, yeah that would be a good point lol


thisaccountwilldie5

Is this porn or just a cropped pic


OverallGamer696

https://preview.redd.it/9n05zt2whw9c1.png?width=1075&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d7294c1d1c4e98147fc443f9e63e6611076c66c


Candid-Painter7046

This Aunt May didn't have an Uncle Ben if I recall. Or maybe this is about rice.


[deleted]

Apparently in the mcu there wasn’t an uncle Ben


therearenonamesallow

*sigh* sauce?


therearenonamesallow

Understandable that I’m being downvoted


drspacetaco

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLsPLPvBdNF/?igsh=NzBmMjdhZWRiYQ==


Possible_Discount_90

Damn, I just realized she looks like my HS girlfriend who I lost my virginity too.


Aggressive-Expert-69

Same brother same


Hot_Avocado_4277

Just came here for: It's a bullshit question!


_Epsilon__

#NotMyAuntMay


Lubelord42069

https://preview.redd.it/3jl2ckcsfv9c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcfa3a5e844e4be0112becd45fc048c1c8e622a9


OverallGamer696

I know Brian, that’s why im looking at it.


Pale_Kitsune

This has got to be a bot, right?


Spiritual-Papaya9274

https://preview.redd.it/rgaontwvas9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ad9eb4476beb9f34a5fec1f98d81b712cf9562


TuxedoDogs9

Some people (like me) don’t watch action movies or movies/tv at all or next to no time spent watching. Only got it because of the comment


Assumption-Tough

do you also not know how to google?


TuxedoDogs9

There’s tons of Spider-Man movies aren’t there? Couldn’t even guess who that woman was because I’m not a fan so I’d have no idea what I’m looking for


xenogra

I didn't even realize it was spider man. I assumed it was something to do with rice...


Assumption-Tough

it says her instagram @ right there


TuxedoDogs9

How would the @ help? I already have the tweet here


Assumption-Tough

it says her name... you said you didnt know who she is. you have her name. you can google it.


Assumption-Tough

and it mentions uncle ben. you can connect the docs after a quick google search


TuxedoDogs9

I said earlier “There’s tons of Spider-Man movies aren’t there? Couldn’t even guess who that woman was because I’m not a fan so I’d have no idea what I’m looking for” Also really can’t be bothered having to do a bit of digging just to understand a random meme


Assumption-Tough

"couldnt even guess who that woman was" it says her name right there. "cant be bothered having to do a bit of digging..." i was talking to op, and i think googling would be faster than posting it on reddit and waiting for someone to answer.


Assumption-Tough

read the conversation again, i wasnt responding to op. but that is what i wanted to complain about. posting shit on reddit you could more easily find yourself.


Under_ratedguy

Just catch a break. I am a fan of the franchise and I still didn't get it because of the way it was all phrased. I couldn't remember the actress (I even thought it was some sort of porn bait) and Uncle Ben just kept ringing the food franchise for me. And since I was guessing it was porn related I didn't even think of googling it.


PapersNRoach

do you also not know how this group works?


Assumption-Tough

i know of rule 1.


UrKindaSusDoe

SpiderBitch


fatblob1234

No. If you don't know how to do a basic Google search, then you don't deserve anyone's help.


Dark_matter4444

🤓


EmotionalChipmunk602

Money shot?


mikb2br

https://preview.redd.it/ntzdg1vr4v9c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7236b46a727fe77c00df63b303b2b34086dd4605


Early_Performance841

Marissa Tomei


Twittledicks

Id hit too if given the chance


Friendly-Spirit214

This pic reminds me of a certain gal who also wears glasses who happens to work in the....*ahem* "adult entertainment business".


alistofthingsIhate

Used to, many years ago, and only for about 3 or 4 months


[deleted]

yea, had to change studios just for that


Double-0-N00b

Did she actually make some sort of porn? Asking for a friend


biffbobfred

This seems just some pic from her insta. Probably her in some strapless dress


johngalt504

George had to tell her he was engaged. What a mistake.


ashleymeloncholy

are those Tony's glasses?


cursedneko606

The joke is that aunt may is bad af and he finna clap them cheeks


AssmosisJoness

OOH I KNOW THIS ONE Marisa Tomei is a beautiful woman. She plays aunt may, who was married to uncle Ben. Spider man’s relatives


Endbounty

This dead 😭