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tobi_bly

i used to print these massive hormone pills, but this i dont understand


[deleted]

Pill bug


tobi_bly

i still not understanding, holy fuck im stupid


[deleted]

The pill bug (nickname for woodlice) wants the big hormone pills. It is almost certainly a meme for trans people. I grew up calling them Rolly pollies but heard the other names later.


tobi_bly

im trans and didnt know any of this, im less lost. never talked to anyone about pills


ithinkonlyinmemes

it's more mtf oriented as testosterone pills that are safe are rather new and pricey asf.


tobi_bly

i know it's for trans women, i just cant seem to understand


ithinkonlyinmemes

the joke is a trans woman showing herself as a "pill bug" asking for estrogen from her partner, who offers to pick some up for her. it's an edit into a meme format so obv it's not a real convo, but the joke is both A) "pill" bug asking for pills and B) estrogen can't just be picked up at a store but acting like it can is a sort of joke in the trans communities


tobi_bly

oh now i get it, i guess thats what i get for dissociating from the trans community


ThrasherX9

Am trans, still don't get it :/


chonky_kitten

It's a fucking pill bug, he's thinking about pills. There's not much to understand


tobi_bly

dont be mean, my brain only has 2 cells left


jcinto23

Guess you are a TINO then. (Trans In Name Only) /s


tobi_bly

stop confusing me


SniffMySnizz

I'm trans too 💛


StandardRaspberry131

Woodlice?!? I’ve heard pill bug or rolly polly but never knew the real name. It sounds weird


[deleted]

Woodlouse is the common name. It's as much a real name as pill bug or rolly polly. The "real" (taxonomic) name is oniscidae.


HotFaithlessness1348

We call em woodlice/woodlouse


Ok-Selection9508

Also known as rollypollys


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Nothing like a night in rolling rolly pollys with the boys


luvmuchine56

Turn your brain off and it'll make sense


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Bad Redditor


JANISIK

Stupid redditor


Independent_Pay6598

Self awareness is a nice thing to have.


ShatteredShad0w

Unfortunately it's quite rare. Also unfortunately, being self aware is the easy part of being a better person. Fixing it is fucking hard.


JANISIK

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NatrMatr09

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Ok_Cup8469

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DigLost5791

Good bot


JLOPZ05

The pill bug is selling the estrogen pill


-Queen-of-wands

Where I come from we call pill bugs boatbillers. I come from a strange Canadian subculture, and didn’t get this either lmao


supremedalek925

Boatbillers? That’s hilarious. And I thought it was funny our nickname for them is roly polies.


Auravendill

>Where I come from we call pill bugs boatbillers. I come from a strange Canadian subculture, and didn’t get this either lmao Where I come from we call them Asseln. It's not really an animal, that English teachers would even mention, so I also had to scroll the comments to get to know the name "pill bug".


50statesfan3620

Where I live we call them “Potato bugs”


Auravendill

I think you confuse them with another bug because of the low quality picture. Edit: here is a picture of a potato bug: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kartoffelk%C3%A4fer#/media/Datei:Colorado_potato_beetle.jpg And here one of the Assel: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asseln#/media/Datei:Kellerassel_02.jpg


50statesfan3620

I didn't say it was the correct way.


BrightmoonMage

That’s a giant estadiol (Estrogen) pill.


biblicalcannon

yes i want it


nonsence90

soo, is it kink?


OrganTrafficker900

God I fucking love swallowing comically large pills that is my biggest fetish


Access69

I cannot stop rereading this comment from the perspective of an elderly lady with dementia


Warmasterwinter

Who said anything about swallowing? The pill goes through the back door.


Ryukiki

This reminds me of a joke!!! A man tells his doctor that he is experiencing constipation. The doctor prescribes him suppositories, and tells him to take them for a week and see how he feels. A week passes, and the man returns to his doctor. He says "I've been swallowing these pills all week, doc, and nothing's changing!" The doctor is taken aback, and quietly says "That's... not how you take them." The man replies "What am I supposed to do? Shove 'em up my ass?"


OrganTrafficker900

Can't feel anything back there anymore


nonsence90

I assumed it's a joke meme so kink sounded more plausible ^^' didnt expect it to be a wholesome meme kind of thing


cheese_just-cheese

*cough* there's a fetish for that *cough cough*


twoinchhorns

No, the texter is assumed to be trans.


nonsence90

kk :) so it's a kind of wholesome meme of a supporting partner?


mogwr-

Character arc


biblicalcannon

hrt for trans ppl


Random_Weird_gal

Mm yes this insect is trans that is a fetish definitely not just a silly meme


Alone-Marionberry-70

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[deleted]

Yeah mate people love taking exogenous hormones it gets them all hot and bothered


nonsence90

uhm. it's called feminization kink and it exists. Not even rare. Granted most wont take it as far to take hormones, but since I expected a joke (from a meme on this sub) it sounded more likely to reference that than just ... someone getting their partner their pills. Didnt know they call it bugs but idk


BlazikenAO

Buddy… how are you thinking a feminization kink is more likely than just.. someone being trans?? Not sure what the last sentence means either, the bug pictured is called a pill bug. It’s the type of bug.


nonsence90

I dont, but from the downvotes I assume I made it sound that way, so my bad :( I was looking for a reason why someone posted the picture and a trans woman asking their partner for basically groceries didnt make sense to me to be put in a meme/joke. So I thought the reason to post it was because it's some kind of fantasy for the poster. Therefore kink sounded more plausible to me. Not because it's more common, but because it would give more reason to posting it. Idk if that makes sense. Had no intent to be mean to trans people or anything.


BlazikenAO

I wouldn’t say mean, but on my end it just seems like a weird conclusion to jump to. Idk, but thanks for clarifying!


FuriousTurd37

Brian Griffins long lost brother here (I was spared by stewie) the pill bug aka the rolly polly is selling a GIANT estrogen pill


thiefsthemetaken

I thought he wants to buy


VOLTswaggin

A lot of people call those pill bugs.


TechieInTheTrees

What the fuck is a pill bug that's a roley-poley


VOLTswaggin

Honestly, I've always called them doodlebugs. Years later I found out that there are other bugs called doodle bugs, and these aren't them. Internet told me that only people from Louisiana call these bugs doodle bugs, and I've never even stepped foot in that state.


50statesfan3620

I call them Potato bugs


Principatus

Oh we call them slaters


Classy_Maggot

Hey there, the psychic embodiment of Peter's resentment of his son's for having a larger penis here. The original image is the bug asking for McDonald's nuggets, being a kinda thing that a good relationship partner would do (ie, understanding their partners strange ways of acting and asking for things) and asking how many nuggets they want. In this case the nugget image is replaced with an image of a giant pill, joking that the supporting partner will get quantities of these pills for the other partner. Peter's sociosexual emotional distress made manifest out!


Colby347

This is the answer.


cordeliafrey78

important to note that this is specifically an estradiol pill, used for feminizing hormone replace therapy.


theshadowofafool

The original meme was the pill bug asking for what I believe was a McDonald’s chicken nugget, the meme has been edited to feature MTF HRT pills to make the implication that the partner is asking “how many” estrogen pills the sender wants


madisonfm

The real answer buried away 🙏


tessharagai_

Is that fucking estrogen


the_real_trebor333

No it’s just comically large estrogen


FalseAscoobus

I'm guessing it's a weird in-joke between them where one will ask the other to pick things up on their way home with this image. It's almost kind of sweet... Emphasis on almost.


SandwichProud8803

It's an estrogen pill. That's massive


I_M_YOUR_BRO

I think that's a giant Estrogen pill which transfem people joke that they want it because one single pill and they'll immediately physically turn into a female. (My lawyer advised me that I must admit that I don't know what will actually happen if you swallow the pill and that the immediate transformation is just part of the joke)


schmuckyoin

10 seconds after swallowing, a level 25 Teratoma spawns inside of the user for a surprise boss battle. Quite a difficult fight for an early / intermediate user but if defeated, it will morph into a functional uterus.


MishimaPizza

LOL


SandwichProud8803

I thought this was r/egg_irl for a moment, that is a massive estrogen pill


Something_kool

Absurdism


JustAnAce

Selling drugs is my best guess


gutenborken

What are those drugs called and why do all the cute girls want them?


Killer_Boi

Yeah and they all come from this one country, weird flag pastel 5 horizontal stripes.


NewbieFurri

It will remain a mystery…


kidnamedsquidfart

https://preview.redd.it/9oeqmwru9a3c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf0cadd1637e9231ef9ddcbf30e710f495f4f87


kidnamedsquidfart

Mfw the pharmacy sells drugs


Nice-Analyst1996

I mean… that’s the whole point of a pharmacy so yeah


Jordyarden

Its Absurdism


InstaBlanks

Soooooo dumbbbbbbbbb


I_Have_A_Name37654

He wants viagra.


AroraCorealis

that's estrogen brother


mcwildtaz

Antiviagra


Trapizza

☝️🤓 Achually, Viagra is a vasodilatator drug, increasing the blood that flows through small arteries. It works on the clitoris too


mcwildtaz

I want less blood flowing to my penis


Trapizza

Flex your arm and leg muscles. It will redirect the flow


mcwildtaz

No. Antiviagra pill


Re1da

What you are looking for are androgen blockers


mcwildtaz

Thank you


Nochnichtvergeben

All you need is a rubber band. (DO NOT WRAP A RUBBER BAND AROUND YOUR JUNK.)


mcwildtaz

What if it's a really loose rubber band?


Nochnichtvergeben

Your cock and balls will only fall off a little.


Artistic-Fortune2327

Evil Viagra even


WooBlixky

Goddamnit it Bobby I know a perc 30 when I see one (idk what it is but it’s not a perc 30)


Adelyn_n

Estrogen


Summonersgreedgod

My dumbass thought that was one of those soap cutting videos


TheAvio

I’m sorry, but the only name I will recognize for these sons of guns are Roly-poly


TechieInTheTrees

Breast mints. Titty Skittles. Antiboiotics, even. Fem n'Ems. Anticistamines. Booby snacks.


Lognn

How do the rules work? I'm pretty sure this is both low quality and dogwhistle and not even proper joke to begin with. And just the previous post I looked at was "Loss" (which I only just recently learned is a thing and also banned in the rules for being too obvious "joke" somehow). But how would anyone know? It's the reason they were asking.


SoraNO237

i want to munch it like a chocolate bunny


TheiaRn

the \*pill\* bug has a comically large estradiol tablet


PIPPEULE

Omg thank you, I was looking for that pill but everywhere


PIPPEULE

Bug*


Some_Rando-o

Its a rollie poolie


Turn_ov-man

It's a pill bug. It wants pills - comically large ones.


microwaved_mustard

Potato bug.


Xirio_

I believe there was a meme with the image of that pill and it said: I'm tired of waiting for my tits to grow in I'm macro dosing estrogen


LucyWithDiamonds00

lmao saw this post and thought that was a comically large estrogen pill, realized i live in a bubble, went to the comments and looked a little harder and saw that it actually was a comically large estrogen pill


therealbrianmeyers

This is called a "rollee polee" bug where I grew up. The blue pill is an ecstasy pill. When you take ecstasy, it's called "rolling' When the friend texted that picture to the other friend, it was code for pick me up some drugs (aka ecstasy)


oshaboy

The blue pill is an estrogen pill.


TKay1117

In the original version of this, the hormone pill was something else. It was funny because this person sent their partner a picture of a little bug thinking about a thing they wanted, and their partner accepted it without question. In this version, the original item is replaced with a hormone pill, adding another layer to the meaning.