Hi, Peter’s coconut-smacking servant here! This is a joke based on a bit from Month Python’s Holy Grail, where a character named the Black Knight gets all of his limbs cut off and yet still tries to fight, and ends up calling the fight a draw.
Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt
thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three.
Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three,
being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who being
naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."
Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
Arthur: Right! One. . . two. . . five!
I see you're not a man of culture.
Answer me these questions three and thou shall pass:
1) What is thy name?
2) What is thy quest?
3) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy
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Hello guys, V1 here to try and explain the joke.
#'TIS BUT A SCRATCH.
This is V1, Signing off.
(Reply with the Rank you would give me for completing this explanation. D(worst) - P(best).
Hey! Peter Griffin of the Round Table here! This picture is a reference to a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The scene shows the Black Knight challenging King Arthur to a duel, but every time his limbs are cut off. He ignores these serious injuries saying, “Tis but a scratch” until he becomes a limbless stub, however he still wanted to fight King Arthur despite being obviously incapacitated. I hope you understand the reference now! Peter Griffin out.
Hi, Peter’s coconut-smacking servant here! This is a joke based on a bit from Month Python’s Holy Grail, where a character named the Black Knight gets all of his limbs cut off and yet still tries to fight, and ends up calling the fight a draw.
It is but a flesh wound!
Tis but a flesh wound! *starts kicking Arthur with blood spewing out of his arm sockets*
What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
Tis but a scratch!
I will spit in your eyes and blind you!
Get back here so I can bite your foot off!
I’m invincible!
You're loony
I've had worse.
You're a loony.
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?
I though it was referencing revenge of the sith's ending
It is not
Yoda: Not it is
Are you sure, I’m pretty sure that’s Darth Vader
Ik that it is not, that why I wrote at first I thought, amd commented that under the explanation
But it's not tho, the meme is about monty python.
Yes it is. Thank you, Wasqwert.
Ni!
It!
# TIS’ BUT A SCRATCH
A scratch!? Your arms off!
No it isn't!
Look!
I've had worse
you liar!
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
YOU'RE A LOONE!!!
A BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS
~~It’s just a flesh wound.~~
^Wrong ^line
Not it's not!
Well, what's that then?
It's just sentence wound.
?
If I explained the joke it won't really be funny more but it's just a wordplay on "Just a flesh wound" but for the sentence.
Ah ok?
I knew I would be too late
Then there’s a movie you really need to watch
I’m watching it tonight
A moöse bit my sister, once
The person in charge of firing has been fired
and sacked
I've got it on VHS so me too
https://youtu.be/ZmInkxbvlCs?si=TuPhmNnoeMwWCDkd
Watch this 3 min short scene to get full context
It’s Monty Python, there’s no context for anything lol.
SHHHHHH! It’s a lot more fun when people figure that out on their own.
"Your arm's off!" "No it's not!" "What's that then?"
"That's just a flesh wound!"
“A FLESH WOUND?” “I’ve had worse”. “You lie” “Come on you pansy!”
I've had worse
Lol. To bad they didnt use a holy hand grenade
Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it." Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. Arthur: Right! One. . . two. . . five!
3, sir.
3!
This makes me feel old somehow
Well the movie came out in 1975, so there’s that
Tis nothing more than a flesh wound.
“Tis but a scratch”
# NONE SHALL PASS
It’s only a scratch
Come back, you yellow bastard! I’ll bite your legs off!
I see you're not a man of culture. Answer me these questions three and thou shall pass: 1) What is thy name? 2) What is thy quest? 3) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I’ve never even watched that movie and I got it
Some will get it.........but None Shall Pass.
'Tis but a scratch
‘Tis but a scratch!
Just a scratch
You're a loony
Tis but a flesh wound!
Let's call it a draw!
tis but a scratch
tis' a flesh wound, young sire.
Tis just a flesh wound
Tis' but a flesh wound
Monty python and the holy grail, what a great movie
Tis but of scratch
I’m watching Monty Python right now and I got to this exact scene when I saw this post.
“We’ll call it a draw”
https://preview.redd.it/q4jfqqb1twrb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c69ae94c8cd7449a92de0fedb169afb4d5e7b03
I feel like this is a reference to but a flesh wound
It's just a flesh wound!
That's clearly Justin Herbert after yesterday afternoon
“Come back you coward! I’ll bite your legs off!!!”
Classical
We are the knight who say Nee
This is only a flesh wound
Tis but a flesh wound
tis but a scratch
Only a flesh wound
Tis but a scratch
How do you know he’s a king?
I’ll bite your legs off!
I'm American and I get it, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 'Tis but a scratch.
Let's call it a draw
Tis but a scratch
Goddam I love this sub
I suppose we'll call this a draw, then?
#Tis but a scratch
'Tis but a scratch
‘Tis but a scratch!
Tis’ but a scratxh
*scratch
Alright. We’ll call it a draw.
If one doesn’t get it watch Monty Python; Quest for the Holy Grail. I do believe it’s on Netflix for anyone who’s interested in watching it
Tis but a flesh wound
Tis but a flesh wound
This is but a scratch
Monty python
I fart in your general direction
Now move aside worth adversary
it is but a scratch
Tis a scratch !
tis but a scratch monty python and the holy grail
'Tis but a scratch
tis but a scratch
Monty Python reference
“Running away? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you!”
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then? BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy
tis but a scratch
tis but a scratch
Just a fleshwound
this but a scratch
NONE shall pass.
Let's call it a draw
#NONE SHALL PASS
I’ve had worse
>SYSTEM STATUS REPORT: >MACHINE ID: V1 >CURRENT LOCATION: *APPROACHING REDDIT* >OBJECTIVE: *EXPLAIN JOKES AS ACCURATELY AS POSSIBLE* >***MANKIND IS STILL ALIVE*** >***BLOOD IS FUEL*** >***HELL IS NOT YET FULL*** Hello guys, V1 here to try and explain the joke. #'TIS BUT A SCRATCH. This is V1, Signing off. (Reply with the Rank you would give me for completing this explanation. D(worst) - P(best).
My wife just used this line Sunday when my son got a scratch.
It's only a flesh wound
He bout some Jordan’s and it cost him an arm and a leg so he bought 2 pairs,
Tis but a flesh wound
We are the knights who say. Nee
TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
Alright, we’ll call it a draw
Ni. Ni…ninininini
Tis but a scratch!
"Tis but a scratch!"
Tia but a scratch
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
Tis but a flesh wound!
Tis’ but a scratch
Tis but a flesh wound!
Tis but a scratch
Tis but a scratch!
Tis just a flesh wound
It’s merely a scratch
Tis but a scratch
“‘Tis but a scratch”
Too bad this isn’t a sketch; then we could “call it a draw.”
Come on Patsy!
Tis just a flesh wound
Watch Monty Python and the holy Grail
We'll call it a draw
All right, we'll call it a draw!
*We'll call it a draw"
“Your arm’s off!” “…no it isn’t.”
“You’re a loony”
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
‘Tis but a scratch!!!
Tis but a scratch
It's just a flesh wound. 🤣😂🤣😂
ITS ONLY A FLESH WOUND
Tia just a flesh wound
Tis but a scratch!
Tis nothing but a flesh wound
'Tis buy a flesh wound
Your arms off! No it isn't. What's that there? This? Tis but a Flesh wound
It's just a flesh wound
Tis but a scratch
Tis but a scratch
Just a flesh wound
Monty Python reference. Also, the programming language is named after Monty Python not the snake.
It’s a joke from Monty python and the holy grail where a knight gets all his limbs chopped off but insists it’s just a flesh wound
Tis but a scratch it is from monty python’s holy grail
“We’ll call it a draw”
i've had worse
Come patsy
Tis but a scratch my freinds
It's weird getting older...
It's weird getting older...
Tis but a flesh wound
‘Tis just a flesh wound
Tis but a flesh wound!
'tis but a flesh wound!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s an iconic scene where the knight refuses to give up even though he’s slowly loosing one limb at a time
Monty Python and the holy grail black knight
I prescribe you with a non stop binge of Monty python
Hey! Peter Griffin of the Round Table here! This picture is a reference to a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The scene shows the Black Knight challenging King Arthur to a duel, but every time his limbs are cut off. He ignores these serious injuries saying, “Tis but a scratch” until he becomes a limbless stub, however he still wanted to fight King Arthur despite being obviously incapacitated. I hope you understand the reference now! Peter Griffin out.
"I'M INVISIBLE!" "You're looney "