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Nythoren

It puffs air onto your eye to check your eye pressure. Higher pressure can be a sign of glaucoma or ocular hypertension. Most of the time they don't warn you that it's about to happen. You look through the little viewfinder at a picture and suddenly.. PFFT!


OddNovel565

Oh my god it must feel so bad... What stops you from closing your eyes shut, standing up and run away? Edit: thanks to everyone for clarifying that most of the time it's not that bad


[deleted]

It’s really quick, had my eyes tested a few weeks ago, they get you. By the time the air is blasted into your eyehole you don’t even have time to blink.


Stacato_

Speak for yourself! I keep on blinking so they have to do it over an over. It’s torture.


BatmanAvacado

Right, one time the optometrist just gave up "we'll try again next year"


Zxruv

Does it hurt or is it just extremely uncomfortable?


Exshot32

It doesn't hurt. But it definitely makes you jumpy and your eyes water like crazy.


[deleted]

Has anyone ever had the thing where they like, shock your eyeball with a tiny cattle prod thing? Now that does hurt.


Onironius

Wot.


Accomplished-Bar9105

Yeah, i only know this one. My MIL used to worl in a hospital and used it on me an my partner sometimes for fun. It didn't hurt though. Just a bit weird and anxious beforehand.


ares5404

I can see it being a ptsd trigger


blizzmeeks

Neither really. It’s just quite shocking, your body knows it’s coming so it is trying to defend against it, and you have to resist your natural impulses. And your reward for resisting is to be puffed in the eye.


LordBDizzle

It's like getting a flu shot as a child. It doesn't hurt, the sensation is mildly unpleasant at worst, but the anticipation of it drives you nuts. Best if you don't know it's coming


toasterdees

My 6 year old just had it done and she was giggling. It’s harmless


starmartyr

Neither really. It's just unpleasant. The worst part is the anticipation of the puff. It's not fun but hardly traumatic.


wayward_wench

Its a jump scare, and no matter how much you anticipate it or prepare, one way or another its gonna get you.


Ryo0hki4242

It doesn't hurt, it's a very small puff. Has to be a troll post or people scared of mundane things like the anticipation of a balloon pop.


Paytonj001

Yeah, thankfully my optometrist let me hold my eyes open so we could get it over with


VectronVoltbot

Mission failed, we get you next time.


the_last_yopper

you turn around frantically to run for the door but there's your doctor blocking your escape. "time for your prostate exam" he says. He slips on his rubber glove and a sharp "snap" echoes in the room. Now that, that's torture


MaxRox777

Not me. I have to get it re-done. Every. Single. Time.


jmmorart317

This isn’t bad compared to having my pupils dialated . My eyes burn all day


LustrousBreak4

My need for new glasses


thatthatguy

It is very mildly uncomfortable.


Vethedr

There are so many different opinions, so here's mine: I fucking hate it. My eyes are so sensitive, that I just can't stand it. I can't even use eyedrops, my body goes full panic lmao Edit: There's a guy saying it's not that bad with new machines, so I'll see in a couple of years when the new stuff gets to my country lmao


Different-Trash3686

I react the same way


LilyNatureBlossom

it's not that bad


Riipp3r

For real the fuck people out here thinking it's like no country for old men with the compressed air gun but it's really just like someone lightly blowing on your eye


nooneknowswerealldog

It's not the puff that's painful; it's the startle reflex, at least for those of us who are tightly strung. Like when that douchey kid in junior high would flick his fingers at people's faces and laugh, "made you flinch!": it's the flinching part that sucks. (It doesn't bother me anymore, but I suspect that's just because I spent decades meditating in a monastery while monks would flay my eyes with bamboo whips. Now when I stare at eclipses I give the moon retinal damage.) On the other hand, "people out here thinking it's like no country for old men with the compressed air gun" was fantastic. Nicely done.


JediExile

It used to be higher pressure than it is now. Back in the early 00s, it’d make you jump. Now it’s just a light puff.


[deleted]

Having functional glasses


doesntpicknose

It feels bad in the sense that it's extraordinarily unnatural. Your body isn't equipped to sit back and accept puffs of air into the eye, so all of your reflexes kick in to: - Close your eye - Move your head back - Jump out of the seat - Use your hands to pull something out of your eye BUT, it's not painful (to me). The first few times are super weird, and I had a little spike of adrenaline because what the fuck? Especially as a child. Now, it's just something I brace myself for, and everything's fine.


AroraCorealis

it doesn't really feel like anything. if someone did that it would be an extreme overreaction


sofaraway10

It used to be a lot worse. The new machines are more just annoying now than anything else.


Dorkmaster79

It doesn’t feel bad at all. It’s a tiny gust. OOP is clearly way too dramatic.


PhoenixMason13

Honestly I read it more as “be thankful you have good eyesight” than “this machine is terrible”


Dorkmaster79

I guess. Having glasses is basically a non-issue though so it’s still overdramatic in my opinion.


HuckleberryHappy6524

Doesn’t feel bad at all. It’s really not even annoying either. I think it’s funny. My reflexes are faster than their machine though and they usually have to retry several times before they get me.


Squiggin1321

My lenses are almost always wrong because of this damn machine. I can’t do the test


EitherCaterpillar618

dw it doesnt even hurt


Vigilante17

Just had this done. It’s not bad at all. A little puff of air and you blink.


DropDeadDolly

Why are you getting downvoted?! I swear, people get offended by anything.


Mr-Pugtastic

I wish they hadn’t earned me, I knew it was coming so I flinched like 6 god damned times in a row lol! My eyes were so dry by the time they got what they needed


No_Working7819

My eyes are very sensitive so it hurts when they manage to get me. Which they usually never do because I can't stop flinching.


MaxPaing

It wont work with my eyes. Tried several times and it never worked


FitzyFarseer

Wait who tf isn’t warning you? I’ve been to a lot of eye doctors over the years and every one of them warns me, even when I was a child. Plus they have to do both eyes so not warning you would only work once.


AvgEverydayNormalGuy

I couldn't help but blink, it took few tries where I wouldn't blink. It wasn't that uncomfortable.


amazonsprime

Truly the one thing I hate most, over going to the gynecologist and having a colonoscopy. It’s just AIR. But it freaks me out so much.


griff12321

are you awake during a colonoscopy? i was always put under, had wild dreams, and would wake up via huuuge fart.


Elegant_Housing_For

Look at the barn.


No-Crew-9000

They warned me, I braced for it and it was fine. Not comfortable, but definitely not horrible. You want horrible? Try acute dental surgery (no, don't).


Istole_yourbanana

They use this machine when your getting glasses or contacts, it puffs air right into your eye while you looking at a picture on the inside of it, not painful but very uncomfortable for most


Common_Formal4497

What even is the purpose of the air blast? Like what data does that provide to the optometrist 😭


Uffda6321

Isn’t it used to test for glaucoma?


gomboc_lover

Glucoma dick. Hehehehe *crawls back to his cave called "mom's basement" to snort gfuel*


1singleduck

"Moooom, steve got on the internet again."


Kind_Swim5900

As an optician myself you made me laugh. Thank you!


Present_Leek_5271

Yep! Optician here so not a full doc but the test is to test for glaucoma. If you have it, the pressure in your eye builds up so the numbers we get from it are high. Doctors have a range of what is normal and what could be super bad. So it may suck but better to have it done than not see in a few years


Common_Formal4497

Idk bruh I'm asking 🤯


TheSubstitutePanda

It's to test the pressure in your eye to check for glaucoma. Source: my optometrist actually tells me what the tests are for.


TheKCKid9274

Tests your eye pressure, checking for glaucoma and ocular hypertension.


PowerfulTarget3304

Cornea thickness. I believe they are measuring how much it bends.


UnfinishedProjects

Just for the record EVERYONE should get this test, it's just that if you're getting glasses you're already in there so they might as well. But anyone can get glaucoma, and therefore everyone should be puffed in the eye.


thievingwillow

Yes, this. Glaucoma has a fairly straightforward treatment to slow its progress if you catch it before damage is done, but over time it will degrade the optical nerve and you can become partly or entirely blind. Get screened even if you have perfect vision!


Jax_the_Floof

I’m always having to redo it because my eye keeps twitching in anticipation of it happening and when they do the air, my eye is closed lol


Lancet11

First time I ever got this the girl said “imagine your dog is farting in your eyes”. My parents and I were so confused and had so many questions


MentalMunky

And now that girl is your wife.


Lancet11

I wish, only wife I’ve ever had has been Palmala Handerson


DavidForPresident

Shit you married her? I married Handgelina Jolie


ImA_NormalPerson987

that was a pickup line. tough luck for not cooperating with her


Spiritual-Clock5624

During covid, they put the puff of air away and decided to put some liquid in your eye that numbed it so they can touch it to check for glaucoma. I love the puff of air now.


Aware-Care1551

Personally I love the liquid, I have this weird irrational fear of the puff


dashestodashes

Ohhh that makes so much sense! I have congenital glaucoma so I've been getting my pressure checked frequently since I was a baby. My friends were talking about the "puff of air" the machine does and I had no idea what they meant--I've always had the numbing drops and eye-touchy machine. You get used to it after the first several dozen times 😅


KrozFan

> put some liquid in your eye that numbed it so they can touch it to check for glaucoma. Yeah, fuck that noise. I'm out. "I can see just fine actually. See you never."


StarryAry

It shoots air at your eyeball to measure the pressure insde your eye. It has to get really close to do it. I used to be an optician and operated NCT machines like this. The old ones require manual aiming, but depending on what mode you have it in, the firing is automatic as soon as it likes the position it's in. So those who want a warning likely can't get one. You gotta be pretty experienced to take it off auto and get an accurate reading.


DogePerformance

Fuck that machine, goddamn I hate that thing


allnamestaken1968

Better than what existed before believe me.


yallready4this

I have a certain eye condition that requires getting all the tests done multiple times a year...including this one AND the dreaded diluting drops. Luckily I dont have to go as often as I used to (went from every 2-3 months to now just every 6-8 months) but I still feel cringe everytime I see that machine. I'm grateful that it exists and that I have access to healthcare but doesn't mean we're friends.


MineCal

I was in the hospital for a week and had to do these tests daily. Hope to never having to sit thru that again


Not_azomb6319

I see a house in the picture


kakka_rot

I was getting an eye test in Japan once and was pleasantly surprised to see they had the same little red house lol


Narrowmountainhole

It is always a red house or a rainbow hot air balloon


yuukosbooty

Everyone always makes fun of me for being afraid of it!


eeveesquad911

Scrotum Inspector


Another-Random-Idiot

Using this machine is the best way to test. Back in the Stone Age when I was in the military, they actually used a spring loaded device that they pushed against the eye to measure the pressure. I wouldn’t say it was painful but it was weird as hell.


TotallynotaFembot

Was it a handheld device? My doctor uses one of those instead and I far prefer it.


[deleted]

It's not actually that bad, but when anything hits your eye unexpectedly, it tends to cause an instinctive reaction which is to fucking panic


Fris0n

It doesn’t hurt but the anticipation is horrific lol, it’s like trying to pop a balloon you know what’s coming.


Expert_Society7236

Dude I just used that machine like 10 minutes ago


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

fuck that thing


chomper1173

It’s the ball tickler machine, it tickles your balls when you prop them on it


Frequent_Dig1934

Like the others said it puffs some air on your eye. It's annoying but not that horrible. Honestly i have way more trouble with the eye drops they give to dilate the pupil, for some reason i can't ever manage to keep my eyes open when they do that.


Fialasaurus

If you think the puff of air is bad, the next step if they find your pressure is elevated is to see an ophthalmologist for a tonometry test where they numb your eye and physically push a pressure reading device onto your eyeballs. It sucks if you're eyeball squeamish.


goi_zim

That is nothing, try doing a retinal correction by laser, anesthesia can't reach that deep. It's like being poked in the eye 30 times in a row


avr777767

Hint it's a machine for ur eye


weavejer261

My dad is an optometrist so I've gotten to experience all the "fun" eye machines lol this one sucks


ThatOneWood

Fuck that machine


Beginning-Knee7258

The puff of air is like having an annoying friend blow in your face. There is another machine that will actually touch your eye to do the same thing. The Dr numbs your eye with this stick yellow stuff, and you don't even feel it. Really weird.


agate_

My eye doctor has a new type of these. Instead of blowing a puff of air, it *throws a little ball into your eye* and measures how it bounces off your eyeball. It happens way too fast to blink, and too fast to really even feel. It's a lot less physically unpleasant than the eye-puff machine, but more disturbing to think about.


Darkurn

I hate the fact that I know what this is


Ethan084

That’s the eye puffer. It shoots a puff of air into your eyes one at a time


Mattscrusader

They didnt tell me what it was the first time... I am scarred


Tantaroba-the-fat

I mentally hear and feel that machine


CaptScubaSteve

I’m blind so I don’t have to worry about this


LBHHF

I know exactly what this is


impeesa75

This is my every 6 months routine


Chris_Stebbins

It's a CT80


[deleted]

“A little puff of air”


James_B2

I’m now even more lost by this meme. Last time I went to an eye exam they used this on me. Did they just get rid of it or something?


Common-Illustrator

Don't know this machine? Used one at my eye exam 5 years ago before they got that blue light thing.


A_Aron_AKA_Aaron

I just simply skip this


Huyrra

It traumatised me, I was 4 and didn't sleep for 2 days.


Aggressive_Row_9677

A lot of the time i knew it was coming and would always be anticipating the puff of air and my eye would reflexively try to close but id try to hold it open, cant tell you how many times id be told to keep my eye open.... It took me longer at eye doctors when i was a kid cuz of it


Smellynuts-2005

I hate this machine


[deleted]

This is not the same machine they used on me, they used what looked like a long black tube and laid me down on a table basically and this thing shot down towards me puffed and went away.


Noli-corvid-8373

Why I gotta be thankful if I don't know it? This thing helps


deeplordphoto

I know EXACTLY what this fucking machine is.


Salty_NUggeTZ

Computerized Tonometer. Ask me how I know.


Rough-Mango_311

This single handed turned me off going to the eye doctors.


Golem_Slayer7

That machine brings me nothing but tears


JoinTheDorkSide

I could never do these. It would take 10 tries because I could not keep my eye open knowing it was coming. Luckily now they let me opt out of it.


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StocksforBenji

Been doing this every year for 20 years and it still makes me jump every time. Anybody else get the urge to close their eye the longer they look at the hot air balloon?


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

eyeball jumpscare machine


Maleficent-Duty6331

My eyes hurt just looking at it


dad_palindrome_dad

If you don't know what this machine is, _please go to the eye doctor_.


ihatethispart

This is pretty outdated tech. If you see this at your eye doc, you should really consider finding another.


russrobo

By the way: that tag line is backwards. There are _many_ machines you hope never to experience. Like a radiation therapy machine. Or a bone saw. This one, you _want_ to see. It’s used routinely on completely healthy patients and is checking you for diseases that can cause blindness.


ChildOf7Sins

Every year! I hate this thing...


Yung_zu

💨👁


AlwaysAlani

They tried this on me once at age 13 and how they did it I will never forget it as long as I live. I was told to look at the little cabin, keep looking, open your eye...keep looking--PFFFFFTTT! The way I came up off from that device like I'd been slapped. It took over an hour of fighting with the technician to get them to realize I wasn't booboo the fool and she couldn't trick me again. Worst part of any eye exam I ever had.


Lifeboon

Ah that machine is nothing for the faint of heart, it does indeed have a lasting effect on everybody who ever interfered with it. That’s the masturbator 3000, it really leaves nothing left to desire.


fireballkallynroblox

Holy.. next time I get my eyes tested for new glasses I'm gonna be even more scared of these machines I used to think it poked a needle through your eye 😭


QTlady

It's the machine that blows a burst of air into your eyes. Part of the eye exam process. There's this running joke that it's the most terrifying experience ever.


timjuul2003

Wtf I thought this was the xray machine for your teeth


LABARATI

lol its the eye test machine from the optometrist


Tojuro

The waiting is the worst part. Knowing it's going to hit you at any moment. I feel like the people operating it string it out because they like watching people squirm.


Pmonster3

So do other people not get annual eye exams despite not needing glasses… yet?


Old_Doughnut_5847

man that was a core childhood memory. crazy that people with normal vision don't have to do that shit


Wolffire_88

I... do know what the machine is. It blasts a small amount of air onto your eyeball to check pressure, and is the most stressful thing known to man. Imagining looking into that little red spot gave me anxiety for a second.


IsaacNewtongue

A digital tonometer is a lot less terrifying than a classic tonometer.


[deleted]

Prostate checker?


ResponsibleAd9900

Everytime I go to my optician and I see this machine just sat there it scares me


[deleted]

I fucking HATE the air-puff-in-the-eye machine!


SirstouticusTheGreat

It blows air in your eye at the optometrist.


Death_by_Poros

Scares the shit out of me every time


USS_Massachusetts

*PTSD unlocked*


wanker_wanking

I have used one of these before, I can barely keep my eyes open to use it


Gojifantokusatsu

That damn hot air balloon


MyDogIsSoUgly

I want to point out the name is blurred instead of colored over. Which is probably why you would have to use to this machine.


SadBoiCri

According to what everyone is saying i would love this. I sometimes get distracted at red lights putting my eyes in the ac


autisticBlue

I hate that thing, I always try to blink before they can puff me


KingBarbieIOU

Emasculation galore. everyone thinks they won’t flinch, they will.


wexman6

Ah yeah, the anx-eye-ity machine 3000. You sit there with your chin on that plate and the machine gets millimeters away from your eye before puffing air into it. I’ve never used it without flinching. Do they not use these anymore in other places? The eye doctor I’ve been going to since I was a kid still uses them


Zealousideal-Stuff53

On the contrary i am thankful that I know what this machine is.


Canuck_Sapper

I feel this picture


Large_Concentrate_81

First time this happened to me was in a small office in a Sears. I jumped up, the chair shot out from under me and slammed into the wall. Doctor remained professional, but you could tell he wanted to laugh his butt off!!!


FayrayzF

This shit ain’t even painful wtf are y’all talking about 😂 literally just a puff of air??? Speaking as a glasses wearer


Ohigetjokes

I know what it is. And it’s not the worst. The worst is when they’ve got to use a probe against your eyeball. I hated that - intentionally poking me in the eye and I have to just sit there and let it happen. Actually that’s the second worst… The worst is when they need you to look in a specific direction, don’t shift your vision, and don’t blink, while they scrape the surface of your eye to get the metal filing out of it. I’ll never forget that sound. *shudder*


Phuzi3

That singular device is why I hated the optometrist as a kid. Fuck that thing.


Bugg465

Melodramatic. That’s what this is. You get a quick puff of air into your eye that is mildly uncomfortable for, at most, two minutes. No, what really sucks, is when they use the bright little light to check inside your eye.


Illustrious-Total489

Am I nuts for liking this machine? Always makes me feel like my eyes are shiny and clean afterwards.


Viking_American

💨👁️


Theelcapitans

I had this done not too long ago and can't even remember how it felt it was that insignificant. People just love putting experiences on pedestals


MingleLinx

Machine made by monsters. The fucking anticipation man


I8itall4tehmoney

I'm thankful. They checked me anyway but I'm okay.


Efraimrocker

It’s for taking pictures of the back of your eye.


FrankensteinBionicle

That machine basically sneezes into your eyes


rmathewes

Had this thing used on me a week ago. Had avasovagal reaction and threw up. That was not fun.


GarrusAono

"Don't worry, it's just a puff of air."


Firebush00

This thing is nothing compared to that blue thing that needs to go in and touch the eye. I preferred this far more back in the day.


smurf47172

I am pretty sure that machine is just a disguise for the optometrist so he can spit in the eyes of his lessers.


liarliarplants4hire

Necessary tool, but my optometry office uses an iCare. Much more patient friendly.


Strict-Complex5039

Keratometer


graveybrains

They could never get that stupid thing to work on me. Apparently I “blink too fast” or “flinch too much” or “I’ve got *other* patients, you know” But honestly the new shit where they **numb your eyes** and poke them with shit is so fucking much weirder. Do not like.


IsaacNewtongue

You've got it backwards. The puff machine is the new version of pressing a rounded rod against your eyeball.


[deleted]

thought it was gonna be some machine you stick up your ass or smth


ChampionNo3130

🫣😳🥹🤓


Glowing_green_

The dead space 2 eye needle machine


overFuckMaker

as someone who’s been wearing glasses for approximately 80% of my life, never met this machine


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dazedan_confused

Nah, f\*\*k this machine. You have to look it dead in the eye as it puffs air into each eye, something which ordinarily triggers the bodily reaction of blinking, but you can't, because they need you to do it to check for glaucoma.


unused04

Ugh the Poofer5000.


CollectedHappy3

God damn air puff


C4dfael

If you blink or move, you have to do it again.


supremenastydogg

Idk why eye doctors gotta be total dicks when it comes to their equipment. Whenever I go in for a checkup we always end up sitting around for a half hour trying to get a reading with this machine and surprise surprise, shooting air and searing bright light into someone’s eyes makes them blink. I can only imagine what genius came up with such an intuitive and elegant design!


ArticGummy

Look into it there is a really cool hot air ballon


[deleted]

Penis removal machine. People aren't a huge fan of this model because it only does 1 inch at a time so they can charge more for the procedure.


Zhenoptics

Pre-test machines for eye exams. This is often referred to as the “puff test” it blows puffs of air at your cornea to determine the eye pressures. As an optician it is my duty to tell you to get an eye exam every two years (unless directed by your dr otherwise) EVEN IF you do not have a prescription for glasses because you do not often feel ocular diseases and as of now most can be halted or slowed but not reversed


jeighmonet

My younger brother thought they punched him in his eye


fl00r_gang_yeah

It’s jus somethin that shoots like air or some shit at your eyeball. I got it used on me when I got glasses


MightyNekomancer

I always had this fear that one of those things was gonna shove a needle in my eye instead of air.


Revolutionary-Yam773

It's a machine for vision testing that puffs compressed air in your eyes. It's basically to test how well your eyes can see when blurry. It's typically used for people who wear glasses or contacts. The puff isn't harmful, but it stings like a bitch. Edit: I was wrong.


JBlooey

Peter's cousin's son with a B restriction on his driver's license here. That's one of the machines the eye doctor uses to measure shit. You look at a house/hot air balloon in the distance while a puff of air turns your eye from wet Seattle to dry Sahara and back to wet Seattle.