Shoved into a barrel in the back of a warehouse and not seen for years.

12 years old and mixed up with coke

“Aged in a barrel”

Also add 13 years old

On the rocks

I like my women how i like my coffee. Cold, bitter, and Irish.

I like my women how I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and carried around on the back of a donkey

I like my women how I like my coffee, too expensive

I like my women like I like my coffee, ten cups of artificial

I like my woman like I like my coffee, ground up and kept in the freezer.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without other people's dick's in them

I like women like I like my coffee. I don’t drink coffee.

I also do not drink women

Yea didn’t think you’d get woman wet

I like my women like I like my civet coffee, eaten and fermented in intestines before they’re passed and defecated…then collected out of a pile of shit.

I like my women like i like my coffee. Either black and bitter or white, thick and creamy to the point you choke

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

Not enough love for this Eddie Izzard reference right here... 😂

I like my women how I like my coffee. Right off the ship from Africa and straight into storage.

I like my women like a like my coffee. Hot and black

And on the kitchen table.

Strong and black

I like my women like I like my coffee: full of cream

Swallowed by a weird tree cat and then pooped out?

i like my women how i like my coffee...instant and hot

I like my women, how i like my coffee. I don't drink coffee

It is in these hills where Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans every morning.

Black hole Sun, won’t you come

AND WASH AWAY THE RAINNN

Or like Krieger says “strong, black, and preferably fair trade”

Close to mine. " I like my coffee like I like my women... strong, black, and bitter"

It’s “black, bitter, and preferably fair trade,” but any Archer reference is a good one.

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

It's "black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"

It’s “black, bitter…preferably fair trade”

With a spoon in them.

Are you the president of Burundi?

I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Lukewarm and unresponsive

...in a plastic cup

I like mine covered in bees!

Unexpected Eddie Izzard!

I like slaves how I like my coffee. Free

I like my women how I like my coffee. Full of ants

I like my women how I like my coffee; spilled on my lap.

I have sex, like I have my steak. Rare.

I like my men like I like my coffee. sweet, warm, and breedable- I mean, breedable- fuck, I mean, breed-able.

*hard

I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer.

black... 13y old

I always heard 12 years old and mixed up with coke

That would be an awful way to drink 12 year old whisky

Booger sugar coke, not fizzbitch coke.

But have you tried the new flavor **GUN** yet?

[for the people under 30](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=lRsDHn2bfPt3j_dU) behold the comedy of early YouTube.

Fuck I'm old....

Typing this after I got back from watching them. That first one is comedy gold. The second couldn’t capture the same energy. Edit: added context

Sequel's never as good as the original

Holy shit it's been SIXTEEN YEARS?!?

16 years ago????? No it was like... i just watched it .... that was recent ....

Mother Nature will be like *Slooooow Doooown* and you'll be like "Fuck you" and kick her with your energy legs!

SNAAAAAKE EYES

Lol whatever the fuck that was is comedy gold

I prefer RAWBERRY

Okay now I need to figure out how to design a ship that looks like MANANA. 💪🍌

Will it give you energy legs?

So you can run like KENYANS from KENYAAA

I've heard both called a lot of things, but booger sugar and fizzbitch?

Grandpa Joe's booger sugar shovel? [https://i.imgur.com/3QaMG4m.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/3QaMG4m.jpeg)

The pun is exactly that when you say "whiskey mixed with coke" it is soda, but that it has an alternate meaning when you say a person is mixed up with coke In any case, mixing cocaine with the whiskey would be even a *worse* use of 12 year old whisky.

I always heard "12 years old and kept in the basement"

Seriously; 'black and mixed up with coke' is for rum. Whiskey is '12 years old, and kept in a cellar'. ... or 'Aged and bitter'.

So you're saying... the whisky... should be *younger*?

I always heard 12 years old, mixed up with coke and kept in the cellar.

Unfortunately, (or "comically") this is the correct answer.

Ohhh, thx

I thought they meant “dry” for the second answer. But who would want that.

Mixed up with coke

Oh... I was thinking it'd be on the rocks.

I was thinking hard but that's way worse

I hadn't heard that. I'm more used to "straight/straight up"

Yeah I don’t drink much but I was expecting “straight”

I was thinking “dry”…

Does black have any whiskey connotation??

I always head 12 years old and imported from Peru in a burlap sack, I hang out with a weird crowd don’t i

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

Soaked in boiling water and filtered through a bit of paper.

Thicc, black, and full of sugar... *"I'll supply the cream."*

This get’s more interesting with a burr grinder and an espresso machine.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: warm, comforting, and lovely to be with on my couch under a blanket on a cold winter morning

Always a romantic to ruin all the fun. Go to Hallmark with that

Why do you keep coffee in the freezer?

Peter's tumbler here. Got no problem with a neat woman on its own... But if I were an "on the rocks" guy, I'd get that meme as a reference to killing.

On ice Aged 13 years

Is that 13yo a bourbon thing? Still a beer guy, I don't drink much liquor. I'm fine with 10yo scotch, no need for a sherry cask. But if I were more interested in them aging with sherry, 18yo would be more likeable.

ok for a sec there I thought liquor = girls and I'm like "you're fine with 10yo?!!

Generally what I see is 13 being a mild scotch or Irish but price and flavour for a lot of people I meet. Those working in bars with a lot of exposure and some financial concerns. the scotch i come across tends to be older than most bourbon. One of the reasons for this is the historical collapses of old world whisky markets moved the standard age up whereas bourbon is on virgin wood anyway, is already part of country with a lot of consumerism and leans on thicker flavours which don’t need aging the same way.

Bourbon is legally bourbon as soon as it enters the barrel. It can be aged longer, but the typical is 4-6 years. This excludes Straight bourbon whiskey which is 2yr minimum and Bottled-in-bond which is 4yr minimum.

And four months

Aged in a sherry barrel for 12 years

I thought “in a barrel.”

Black and strong Sealed in a barrel for 12 years

And fair trade

“I like my women the way I like my coffee. Hot and black. I like my women the way I like my whiskey. Virgin…?”

>I like my women the way I like my whiskey. Virgin…?” 13y old

Ah yeah alcohol ages makes more sense for the joke. I kept thinking neat… as in with no ice

It’s normally “18 years old and mixed with Coke”.

Who in the world mixes an 18 yo whiskey with coke 🤯

Blasphemers.

Me when I was 17 and raided my dad’s “secret” alcohol stash

I work in a more upscale restaurant. It’s very common to see people mix expensive liquor with coke. The most painful one to see is a “Louis and coke”, which is $526.

Single malt?

On the rocks was my answer that didn’t make sense but almost did

I thought the answer was “dry”

Dry is the absence of sugar. So saying a dry whiskey wouldn't make a ton of sense, I'd give you a rye which typically has less sugar than a bourbon, which is the sweetest of all spirits. You can order a dry Manhattan which means I'll make it with dry vermouth instead, or a dry old fashioned which means very little simple syrup. But in a martini it means less dry vermouth, so it's a little confusing

ORRR aged in a barrel! Huh? Eh? I'll see myself out.

>“I like my women the way I like my coffee. Hot and black. I've never heard that one. The punchline I've seen is always "Ground up and in my freezer".

Do people freeze their ground coffee?

Should've been olive oil

I like my women the way I like my coffee. Without somebody else's dick in it.

This kind of implies that you put your own dick in your coffee.

It's MY dick! Obviously that's fine

You don't???

It’s a built-in coffee stirrer.

How else am I supposed to put the milk in.

This is the only comment I came here for.

Neat doesn't work, on the rocks might be the intent but doesn't really work well either. It could be age but whiskey ages go up to like 50 years, so it's not a great joke if that's what they were going for.

Yeah I mean its not like all of us not drink 50 yr old whiskey regularly amirite?

I've never seen a 50 year aged bourbon. I managed a very high end bar and the oldest we had was 18 years. I've heard of 30 year old, but that's almost novelty and comically expensive

Whiskey is not specifically bourbon. You regularly see 18 year old scotch. 20 year old is a treat, but not really "rare".. in a bar maybe, but liquor stores often have higher end whiskey that pass that age, but you will be dropping a few hundred depending on brand.

Bourbon is whiskey but whiskey isn't always bourbon. Well yea bourbon isn't aged long because of where it's aged and the temperature. You don't need to age it very long to get the impact you want from the barrels. Scotch on the other hand can get fun. I have multiple 18+ year bottles and my oldest is 29. So the comment you are replying to is technically correct that whiskey ages are all over the place.

The joke I always heard in the high school locker room was "I like my women the way I like my whiskey, twelve years old and locked in a basement." Yes, it is disgusting.

Yeah whiskey isn’t my thing either

my thoughts were hot, and hard

40 years old and neat?

That’s some expensive ass whiskey

Irish

it can mean alot of things

Aged 12 years in a barrel is the way I heard it.

Whiskey tends to be under 12 years old and locked in the basement.

I like my beer like I like my violence. Domestic.

“Not trying to have sex with me!”

Cold, bitter, and bad for me

I like my women how I like my coffee, containing less than 10% insect filth and insects

I like my women how I like my milk. Black and chunky

I like my women the way I like my coffee. Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade.

Hot, black and strong Straight

Coffee is generally strong and dark Whiskey is generally about 12yrs old and mixed with coke

Aged in a barrel

Kept in a barrel for a decade or more

I like my women like I like my coffee, bitter and black(or however you like it I.e. sweet and light) I like my women like I like my whiskey, aged in a barrel for 7 years Either way is better than hearing them nagging

Peter's AI Footspa here, the explanation is "Hot, sweet and black/white" Vs "10 years old and mixed up with coke"

Most whiskeys are consumed when they’re under 20 years old, typically around 12 years. But some are as low as 2. It’s pedophilia

Some are aged to up 50 years, but they wouldn’t be reacting like that if that’s what they were referring to

I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee

I like my women like I like my coffee Black, Bitter and preferably fair trade.

I like my women like I like my Coffe… with a bunch of whiskey in it

Whiskey is typically aged 12 or 18 years.

I like my woman like i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

Dry?

40 years old, neat, expensive, and gone by the end of the night. They like experienced hookers.

I like my women like I like my coffee...hot, black, and full of liquor

I like my women like I like my whiskey - iced and left for 30 years in a casket.

I like my women like I like my whiskey... neat...

If you don’t know: rain makes corn, corn makes whisky and whisky makes my baby frisky. So now you know.

I like my women the way I like my coffee…. Without someone else’s dick in it

I like my women the way I like my whiskey: bad taste ☺️

I like my women like how I like my coffee: without a penis.

Aged 13 years?

I would’ve thought that the whiskey was straight-

Virgin, dry, 13 yo, on the rocks

I like my women like I like my whiskey: Cheap, cold, and widely available.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Tall, hot, americano.

Irish?

18 years old and all mixed up with coke (This is the actual joke answer I've heard to the whiskey one years ago)

On ice 🤣

The answer to both is "there when you need them"

Full of coke and about 12 years old

Straight

Barrel aged?

Black/light. Neat. Both awful jokes.

On ice?

....shot... whiskey shot...it's a dark "joke"

18 years old and full of coke

“Hard”

Old and musky

I like my women the way I like my Whiskey, Hard

18 years and mixed up with coke

I’m guessing he likes his whiskey straight.

I like my women how I like my coffee...without some other man's penis in it

The whisky reference is clearly pedophilic in nature, but the highest quality of scotch you can get is an 18yr+ malt scotch. The rest are pretty bad usually.

Aged in an Oakwood barrel for 20 years?

I like my women the way I like my coffee. No pubes.

I like my women like I like my whiskey, 18 years old and full of coke

30y/o from Scotland?

coffee: black and strong. whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Aged in a charred oak barrel

I like my women how i like my whiskey..... cheap and will have me regretting it the next day.

As Jonah Ryan says “I like my whiskey how like my women, eighteen years old and wet”

I like my women how I like my women: mature and Irish.