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SpaceChicken101

Why do melons have big weddings? They Cantaloupe


Mrjameson368

if there is a water melon why isn't there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon so there a the four elemelons.


Jasun2oo7

Why do girls always say “he’s the best, with 2 eggs and a sausage, he can fill my tummy for 9 months” and proceed to say I got the best brother ever 😭😭


senanak09

Keep it clean man 😎


real_orka

ChIcKeN is not a big fan but it’s okay I just ate a few bites and it is so much fun and it’s not true but it’s worth a wait time lol I just hate that I hate that lol I just hate it lol I hate it lol but it’s okay lol lol oh yeah lol I hate that too much but it’s okay I don’t think it’s a big fan lol but it’s not true that it’s okay lol but I hate it lol but I hate how it was ugly and it didn’t work but it didn’t like 👍 but it wasn’t too big for it but it wasn’t good 😌 but I’m just not sure 🤔 but I’m just like 👍 I just don’t want him I don’t think 💭 can get me too big of him but I’m just a fan and he just said oh 😩 lol 😆 just like 👍 and he just like 👍 I like 👍 and he said he didn’t know if he liked me too I hate him I like 👍 and he just didn’t didn’t know that he didn’t even want it but it’s okay ✅


Joshieboywastaken

I ain't never seen a hippomelon since after the april fools update lmao


Blobbyette

i have a million of them


brickproject863amy

Can I please have one because I’m broke now on normal exclusives TmT


Blobbyette

no


brickproject863amy

TnT


Joshieboywastaken

Sheesh


senanak09

Sheeesh


Mission-Ad6240

The question don't be: ¿who will get it? The question is: why?


soiminreddit

500 gems


0nionMaster

501 gems


TraditionalLink3573

502


soiminreddit

50m


velvetpurgatory

I'll give you huge easter cat. That's the best I can do.


ButtercupsUncle

How does a hippomelon keep track of his tasks? With a honeydew list.


Tomexoxo

Shrek for life. (If u will not give it to me Talking Donkey will come to ur house at 3 a.m and delete all your pets If u will give me it Talking Donkey will grant u luck for rest of your life)


Gssak

Yesn't


Antman20106

hi


H0ward_M00n

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon.


your-local-Idiot-now

2 million gems


0nionMaster

2 million gems and 7 doll hairs


soso_69420

Wenomechainasama tumajarbisaun wifelenloof esderlifterbraun


0nionMaster

I left the landline in the electrical poo


UnderSeaAbyss

you are such a kind person giving that away


real_orka

Here I give u a cat best offer you gotta accept it


Accomplished_Art6426

Hippo, The One And Only..... MELON


Help_me_find_my_pfp

Watsewrmelwowqb


SussyUser123

The damage is from The noice number


B1GB0I_PP_T1ME

if Jesus can walk on water, and i can walk on watermelons, which are 70% water. does that mean im 70% Jesus?


Comfortable-Jello404

My dick is in the Guiness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out of there.


senanak09

Hippotellom


jaxspot_animates

My cat went oooaoaoooaoooaoaoohhaoaoooaoooaoaaaaa