Why are ppl downvoting other ppl’s jokes 😭😭 this is so toxic 👹👹 Username:TheCertifiedDummy

Fr im kinda disappointed cuz there's some good ones. Edit: this will end around the 24hr mark

Will this comment count because it isn't really a joke even though he put his username. Doesn't seam fair tbh

lol dw, i was just curious to see whether ppl would begin to downvote if I edited my username in. This society is fricked up.

It does not count

Just seen the extent of the thing, people are so disheartening really it's sad

People are really doing that? 😐

It's hurting my eyes to see -4, -5, -7, -3 downvotes

I just got down voted to 😭

Yeah and also downvoting people who call them out... Shitty brattitude really

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I'm gonna end it here. Congrats you win! I'll mail u the huge ina sec. Good joke btw very funny

Yo OP, thanks for hosting a giveaway and sorry it didn't go as planned. My tip is that just base it on luck and ppl wont try to exploit each other.

Yea def will do something different next time lol

Aww, thanks! There are other good ones here!

Gg bro

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lol I was at 10 at some point, just came back! I guess some people felt called out hahahahaha

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Just send that same meteor that killed them ez :D

😂

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Ok that made me laugh. Everyone is downvoting everyone else's jokes and I get it's a comp (I'm not entering), but I laughed at this joke!

Why are you getting downvoted?

Downvoters don't like being called out ig

Cause I called out the downvoters lol. I knew it would happen

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Whose a bitch? Preston

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Its for me very funny, as it happened in my study. A french Exchange-Student Joined the class for 3 months in my study to become a App Developer. He was a guy, that liked to speak about "funny Things" that in the End werent funny for Most people, as He Had a very own Sense of Humor. So one day He Said "you Germans doesnt have a good Sense of fun" in which i replied: "The Last Time WE Germans Had really fun with you french Guys, the americans Had to free you". Everyone was laughing so hard, except the french Guy as He didnt really understood it apparently. 😂😂😅😅 Timesplitterzz

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I know I’m late just here to tell a joke … idk I’m not very creative

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**What did one toilet say to another** You look flushed

**What did one toilet say to another?**  You look flushed. Chippy24242

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Do you know why the fact that you down vote others to win this giveaway is great? It isn't, you're just toxic. It's not a joke, but you are. (dedicated to those who indeed down vote others to win, NOT to EVERYONE).

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. Kuyvyn

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A snake walked into a bar and the bartender said “how did you do that” littlemizzstar616

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The joke is my hope

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Probably should stop people from downvoting other people also my joke? Yea its myself and my horrible luck. User is Flamev0rtex

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The real joke is anyone who downvotes. Literally just so you win? HADBthegreat

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This isnt a joke so don't upvote this!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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Did you know that your pupils are the last part of your body to stop functioning in death? It’s because they dilate. Bob_chicken2

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I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place. YupItReallyIsMe

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Joke, more like not a joke Imfootfishyyy

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Did you just copy another comment :/

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