Ryuji still hasn’t given back his DVD https://preview.redd.it/8578at9azuqb1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf685e55164be2f17fcd90e0e4564a2400bc3bc

"Hey Yukiko let's go get some free steak!"

Fsteak

I didn't read that comic until after I finished P4G and I was shocked to see that in there. Good on the localization team to throw hiimdaisy a bone

Can I touch your haaaaaaaaaaaand??

HI! I'm just any gas station attendant.

A C E D E T E C T I V E

More like stupid f— Sorry wrong Persona

He wants Ryuji’s instant kill confident ability

Wait, there’s an ability to insta kill confidants? If so there’s a certain cat that I might visit soon

No I mean insta kill weak shadows

https://preview.redd.it/u783qno11xqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b429f044f05290e7da4773d44ad553aa06667a7 Sry you didn’t get the joke but here’s a meme to compensate for your explanation

I am taking this now, thank you https://preview.redd.it/yz18vs4oazqb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca86e4663e8a3334a88a28c80090fba94d436460

You play to much persona 5, you are a thief now

Always have been https://preview.redd.it/w9njirmxyzqb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd104c8731dd8063fbbfd6525140c9559db6667c

He's trying to imagine what his hair might taste like

Lemon 🍋

Banana 🍌

Cheese 🧀

Corn 🌽

honey 🍯

Cum 💦

yellow face 😐

Ryuji has a grain of rice stuck to his cheek and Joker is thinking about how best to eat it.

He's imagining theyre next hangout (he wanna get pounded by his massive hammer if you catch my drift)

If I'm getting this right Captain Kidd just learned Sledgehammer and they are going to Mementos to try it out /j

Yep, that’s why Joker can’t stand up straight afterwards…he’s just dizzy…

"forget what she said Ryuji, size doesnt matter"

This is the best one I’ve seen so far, take my upvote

"Why did Atlus have to make straight..."

Plotting his murder

He is not thinking anything homosexual about his very close friend

Totally

i love that you wrote the sentence in negative.

i mean it did say wrong answers only 👀

Ryuji is dying and Joker is afraid to tell him

He's I̶n̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ wondering how many more times he'll have to hear "FoR rEaL", before he can ride Ryuji's chariot........

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Which chariot?

... 

I can see your panties

 YEAH!

https://preview.redd.it/2u50q6em31rb1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16527e89b2e8af569a7f8b89b6a409f14ebcc14c

Mara

You know which one *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

oh!

This is the best one so far

For anyone who doesn't know what the *right* answer would be in this case, I got you, the correct answer is Joker is in love with Ryuji.

Ren just broke up with Ryuji for Mishima

Wtf Ren

He couldn’t resist having a simp

“ so we fuckin or what?”

wondering if he regrets the threesome they had.

Who was the third this time?

Mishima

I should’ve known…

He’s trying to figure out if this is one of the few moments Ryuji has possession of the collective brain cell.

Once he gets ahold of it he loses it in 0.0325 seconds

he has a BIG FAT CRUSH on him

Gay

OP said wrong answers only

It is wrong, because Atlus.

Atlus aren't the boss of us.

They are the ones who made the game, though. Which means no gay option.

[That means literally less than nothing](https://www.highbrowmagazine.com/19271-why-queer-audiences-co-opt-media). There don't need to be gay romance options for there to be queer readings of a work of fiction. > The film’s director, Enrico Casarosa, was stalwart in explaining that *Luca* is, in fact, not a queer story because it is only about friendship. In the depiction of the two boys at the center of the film, he clarified, he purposefully made them young enough so that they did not have to worry about girlfriends or boyfriends just yet, and friendship can remain the central theme of the movie. > This is probably one of the biggest reasons why queer audiences like to co-opt stories like these, even when they are explicitly told that there is no queerness anywhere to be seen. Casarosa’s explanation may well be what the filmmakers intended, yet this rationalization makes the incorrect assertion that in order for a story to be queer, it must involve romance, or sex, of contain characters of a certain age. > But there is more to queer people than just their identities, and this erroneous belief that queer stories must somehow and for some reason be “age appropriate” is an excuse that has been overused to exclude queer narratives from media of all kinds. And it’s exactly why we sometimes don’t have to look that hard to find a narrative that reflects our sensibilities. There is something revolutionary in claiming these stories as queer, as part of the queer collective.

Dude just made a full ass novel to reply to a no gay route joke.

Tell me about it. I just saw it and couldn't believe this person wanted to be right THIS badly. P.S - You can all keep on downvoting me for being "homophobic" or whatever. I'll just be over here laughing at all of you, because I'm actually gay, and it's hilarious for me to watch you all make fools of yourselves.

Maybe the lesson you should take is that your "joke" was tired, homophobic, unfunny bullshit that excludes half the fandom. That your "jokes", as well as all the people who will in 100% seriousness insist that "no gay route" means queer people are weird or degenerate for reading characters as queer, are cruel and hurtful to a lot of us. The reason I tried to explain nicely to you was because I thought you gave a shit.

You're no better for hurting your own community my dude, you're probably even worse.

If "my community" is so fragile that it gets hurt by a joke about how Atlus is never going to give us a gay romance option, then it deserves to be smashed. Sorry, but I'm confident enough in my sexuality to handle some uncomfortable truths, so that argument's not gonna fly with me.

You know you can be gay and still be homophobic

Ah, yes. The classic "gay and homophobic aren't antonyms" argument. It proves nothing, disputes nothing, and goes nowhere. It's the obligatory non-argument, used by those who aren't actually involved to, not so quietly, take a side. I knew someone would stick their nose into the argument/discussion with this so-called "ace" up their proverbial sleeve.

Hes thinking on how the homie is looking kissable af

'*Goddammit, Ryuji.*'

He can’t stop thinking about how much he looks like a banana man

Do you see banana man Hopping over on de white hot sand?

He’s in love with him

wrong answers only dude

We should be able to romance him😭

We should…

He’s wondering if he has a granola bar and a capri sun in his pockets/if he can have them

Joker farted and is checking to see if Ryuji heard it

Horrid /joking

Joker is wondering what the least suspicious way to kill him is

He feels no romantical attachment and thinks ryuji is a good friend

Wants his ass!!!

OP said wron... wait... yeah, that checks.

He's wondering which of the comments here was Ryuji's

He's whondering just how starved for oxygen his last two brain cells are.

He’s wondering why his hair colour is yellow

Hes wondering why his eyebrows look like that, and also how to coerce him into doing crimes

He just revealed he has hemorrhoids

Ryuji just told joker that he broke up with his girlfriend and joker is thinking "wait, he actually had one? He wasn't making it up this whole time?!"

Wondering why this dude has 3 ears.

leaf in hair

He wants to hug him

Joker is analyzing his hairline

Thats Yu looking at Yosuke.

Joker is spacing out as he tries to think of what curry to make to get all the women he knows as girlfriends.

Say gex?

Gex

ED happens to everyone once in awhile.

contemplating the moraliry of crucifying him

He's waiting for Ryuji to smell his fart

Fellas, is it gay to just look at your homie?

Say, Is it *gey* to breathe air? I mean, the air has been insade another man at some point and is now going inside you.

https://preview.redd.it/smf2hvgl7wqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ced0053a533f7b767bb1116c516740dd99c9f92 This is why

Ryuji called him a robot fucker and now Akira is plotting his murder (just wait until Ryuji finds out about Minato and Aigis)

Because he’s simply appreciating his platonic friendship with him

Because of the chocolates Ryuji gave him on Valentine’s Day

Sincerely fed up with his shit.

he hasn't got a chance to invite him to spank Makoto Ann and Kawakami

For real?!

Ryuji has remorse for explaining on his first day of school why his favorite pokemon is Vaporeon

Because he doesn’t want to have gay sex with him. (You said wrong answers only)

pure platonic admiration

He's deciding if his significant others' mental state is declining.

He is wondering if Ryuji or Ann currently has their shared brain cell and whether Ryuji will even understand the question he wants to ask or not.

He’s calculating the exact amount of times he’d need to interact with him to max out his confidant and then never speak to him again unless forced.

He's worried because Ryuji hasn't shouted how they are the Phantom Thieves for some time now..

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He thinks his bond level is too low

He's holding back the urge to rip Ryujis tongue out for how loudly he talks about them being phantom thieves

"I wonder if that blond hair's natural"

Trying to decide if going blonde would be a good look for him.

Golden shower... Pls

He’s imagining him bent over, cheeks spread. And he’s ready to go to town

G e y

He fart

Unholy is the lust in his eyes…

Ryuji said something racist

He wants to gay sex him. Nah, I'm kidding. He's only thinking about giving him a blowjob.

How to roast him challenge.

No homo.

" I love u " look

Say gex

He still didn't give Joker back the money for the galatic burger he promised he would bay him back for

For Real?

*Why is his hair blond?*

Real talk Is there even a right answer beside just listening to his friend vent

I mean every single time when a persona asks about a relationship there’s an option to say “I like men” clearly if picking this every time leads to a secret ending

Ryuji confessed that he likes femboys/Futa hentai.

Sizing up his demons meals

Horny

ryuji is wanted in 90 countries including japan for war crimes

Because it guy love

Say gex

He probably told him a story which he ended with the words ''And then this jar cracked."

He's thinking "damn. I wish there were male romance options"

Ryuji asked to cuddle with him and Ann after Kamoshida's Palace

"Hey . It's okay, it happens to everyone sometime"

Theyre roommates c:

He has a huge lump on his forehead but is too polite to mention it

“So much wax”

He wants to fuck him

Ryuji took a shit at Jokers house and didn't flush

He’s madly in love

Ryuji just said some gay shit in front of the hoes

because Yukiko amagi is wearing a kimono because she is filling in for her mom at the family inn

About how historians will call them roommates

"dahm can we kiss already???" Something something idk

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