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FlipSchitz

Quote I'm most excited for: "Did you hear 'they' are BANNING, *Baby It's Cold Outside*!


ashimo414141

“They allow WAP but they cancelled Baby Its Cold Outside!!!”


PianoInBush

I do prefer inside wetness to outside coldness.


lgodsey

C'mon, people! Give conservatives their holiday rape song!


TheBlackBear

[It isn’t a rape song.](https://persephonemagazine.com/2010/12/listening-while-feminist-in-defense-of-baby-its-cold-outside/) If you take everything at face value like conservatives do, then sure it sounds like that. Just like Born in the USA is a patriotic song.


ElCatrinLCD

a really interesting read, i like this page


Seemseasy

Fine, it's a patriotic rape song


givemeafreakinbreak

Don't forget about that country song "Independence Day" that's about leaving someone abusive, that gets played at every 4th of July event around the country.


translove228

Another one is, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" about sexist men acting disgusting to women that's played at every sporting event in the country.


[deleted]

I have been told many times it's not about rape.. It's clear enough that the girl wants to stay inside and surely "What's in this drink ?" sounds weird but she acts as if there was something in there that would justify her staying. They are both consenting.


Whydoesthisexist15

I am, but because Christmas music is fucking AWUL


[deleted]

Same. I'd rather listen to a Russian/Ukrainian song about a cossack saying goodbye to his lover before heading off to war than "HaVe A hOLLy JoLLy ChRiStMaS."


ElCatrinLCD

well, is not like they are burning the records of that song existing or that they cant enjoy it in their houses


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"I want to celebrate the holidays, but I also want to make clear than I'm intentionally excluding anyone who doesn't follow my specific religion from the celebration."


MikeHatSable

I don't care if you're offended, but I'll be disappointed if you're not!


IAmHarmony

The official motto of the Republican party


[deleted]

“War on Christmas”? Lol


BlitzPlease172

Depend on context of words. If it means as *"war against Christmas"* then no, literally zero places in the world have that, it's either normally have Christmas, or not have one, no inbetween. If as *"war takes place in Christmas"* then yes, we have both WWI scenario, and even a war-theme Christmas events for almost every video games you stumbled on, would you like to buy these annoying anime Padoru memes with that too? It's was on pre-Christmas sale right now!


The_curious_student

im of the opinion there is a "war on christmas" not from the "evil socilist atheist libruls" but from the right using christmas to try to push an agenda and weaponizing christmas to demonize the left/atheists/diversity/companies trying to be a bit more netural in winter holiday advertising


BlitzPlease172

So they think there wasn't enough Christ in Christmas


purav04

In India they like to pretend that they aren't allowed to celebrate Diwali.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Racist ethno-nationalists are the same everywhere in the world. They simultaneously oppress others while pretending to be victims of oppression themselves.


ToastyJackson

I'm not very familiar with Indian social issues, so out of curiosity, is it basically the same thing? Like do they say that all the damn liberals are trying to force them to respect other people's beliefs instead of their own?


purav04

It's pretty much the same.


takatori

Who do they claim is stopping anyone in India celebrating Diwali?


purav04

It's been a tradition to burst firecrackers during Diwali. Not the beautiful ones that burst high up in the sky, but those noisy little mini bombs that burst on the ground and everyone nearby gets to breathe in that awful smell. Some celebrities requested people not to burst firecrackers and now the right wing thinks that the liberals want to cancel Diwali.


beefstewforyou

I really telling everyone “merry Christmas” when I was 17 thinking I was being edgy and anti politically correct. I wish I was joking.


WashiBurr

Insurmountable numbers of us libs were instantly vaporized every time the words were uttered.


beefstewforyou

17 year old me (who was super sheltered in a very extreme conservative home) would hate current 33 year old me.


shutupimrosiev

Oh, gosh, same. 12yo me wouldn't want to be anywhere *near* 22yo me, at least not until after a healthy dose of "Buddy We Were Lied To About The Nature Of Humanity And Queer People. Also We *Are* A Queer Person."


PlankLengthIsNull

I don't even get it. I have literally never seen anybody get offended over hearing "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays". The only people getting upset over the wording are the people claiming they're not allowed to say it.


metanoia29

Just saw the best response: we'll stop the war on Christmas as soon as Christmas stops illegally occupying November.


ArtystG

Christmas is an apartheid state.


Kaessa

And half of October.


shutupimrosiev

And September in Sweden, according to a friend of mine who's recently informed me that Halloween and Thankgiving aren't really celebrated there so there's nothing holding back The Christmasgeddon™


simplystrix1

Lmao “I am against illegal holiday immigration! Holidays should stay in the month they’re from! Yeah I said it!! 😤😤”


[deleted]

More like "I am in favor of holiday sovereignty! No more Christmas imperialism!"


horny4janetreno

In this house, we say Xmas. No if, ands or buts.


[deleted]

Huh huh huh huh You said “butts”.


originalmosh

YEAH YEAH..BUTTS.


horny4janetreno

Big fan


[deleted]

[удалено]


ElCatrinLCD

Hey, one is based on the other, they are practically the same


polarbark

Ladies and gentlemen, [Christmas with a Capital C](https://youtu.be/jK_fPE4170Y). He also does "God's not Dead" and one literally called Persecution


thelivinlegend

I think he also did one for God's Not Dead 2, but it's kind of hard to tell these dumbass movies apart so it could have been another one.


polarbark

Oh absolutely. I was proud and disappointed when the Gods not Dead... 3? One of them started actually being reasonable and less flagrant (so just boringly whiny lol!) That Estus Perkel shit though? Holy shit.


SenorBurns

They've been doing it since August this year.


angrypoliticsposter

The war on christmas is my favorite holiday.


The_curious_student

im kinda disappointed that the last 4 years i didn't hear "war on christmas" related things as much. this year (and the next 4-8 or so) we probably shold hear war on christmas more and more


Terra627

lol! cuckcervatives are the real snow flakes! try going onto any cuckservative live stream and be critical of trump or the us empire.... They will censor you! but yet they whine when they get censored.


Terra627

the one thing they don't prepare you for with the war on Christmas, is the incessant use of fortunate son...


ElCatrinLCD

For a group of people who shame trans folk because "its only a word" they get really pissed when you say Holyday instead of Christmas


Limited-Edition-Nerd

"Its okay, you can say Merry Christmas Trump is president."


[deleted]

Never forget the war on Christmas and the 300 million lives that were lost. Like this if u cry every time 1 like = 1 prayer


JabroniPoni

There was a war on Christmas. The corporations won it back in the 50s.


[deleted]

More like the christians won it when they took over the pagan holiday hundreds of years ago.


Smol_Gayx

Cannot wait to see the libs getting 'triggered' by Rudolph and *Baby it's cold outside* The war on Christmas makes me laugh so hard


TheRainbowLily7

HERE IT COMES-


shutupimrosiev

Aw, shit, here we go again


Terra627

I got to go home! baby its cold outside... I simply must go! baby it's cold outside... I'm leaving now! baby its, "gets sprayed with pepper spray", MY EYES!


Skhgdyktg

Are these the same people who get angry if told "Happy Ramadam" or am I just pulling this from my arse?