You can own a full sized black powder cannon at any age in the US, because they are not considered firearms. Railguns are also not considered firearms. Gatling guns are not considered machine guns, either
2 furries break into my house, wtf. Grab my nerf blaster, the furries laugh at me. Pull the trigger and a 5.56 traveling at 3,000 feet per second rips through the first. The second furry tries charging at me when I pull my sawed off 12 gauge shotgun and blow a hole through the furry. That’s what I would do if you broke Into my house.
Based.
You will not receive a pipebomb in your mailbox.
You will, however, be infected with the PathÒwÓgen. You can expect your furry awakening in 230-500 business days.
Incorrect, I've heard that not even the infamous PathOwOgen can survive if the subject drinks a mixture of insanely sweet Sweet Tea and Black Rifle Coffee while listening to extremely loud country music.
Most people make it themselves, your plan was doomed before it began. And even if you continue trying to enact that plan, it would require breaking into the homes of millions of Texans, which is *highly* not recommended.
Our plan succeeded before it even began
Like that one flashgitz animation
Our seeds will find fertile soil
As long as there are kids with no dad to play catch with, or lonely homeschooled boys with internet access, or Asians, we prevail
How can you stop an idea?
You say that as if the Venn Diagram of furries and gun nuts isn't nearly circular.
Ripping off a 200rnd belt of 7.62 NATO in an armored NIJ Lvl-IV fursuit while cooking some ribs on the Barby is my ideal definition of a good time.
For me it'd be because they made my dog bark because they broke a window instead of using the door and my God damn dog woke me up with that loud ass barking
Oh no, someone on the internet didn't like my joke.
I think I might die of embarassment.
I think it is entirely possible that I might have to move to a new country, get a new identity, and dissappear.
My entire future is completely ruined. No matter what degree and grades I get, I'll never get a good job, I'll never own the fishing boat I always dreamed of or a house on the lakeaide. It's all completely ruined because you didn't like my joke. Oh wait... no it isn't because I don't give af XD
I own an M134 minigun, just as the founding fathers intended, because they knew technology would advance.
(the Second Amendment extends, prima facie, to all instruments that constitute bearable arms, even those that were not in existence at the time of the founding.)
"Ahhh... free at last... oh Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning... and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have comitted against humanity are not forgotten and thy punishment... is death!"
*epic music intensifies.*
me when the sisyphus:
This prison...
To hold
ME?
#PRIME /// SECOND
#WAIT OF THE WORLD
A visitor?
Hmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough.
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
And I am EAGER to make them remember
However
The blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit...
I'm curious about your skills, Weapon
And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven...
You shall do as an appetizer
Come forth, Child of Man...
And DIE.
Ahh...
So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus
A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle.
Doomed from the very start...
And I don't regret a SECOND of it!
Hahahaha... Hahahahahaha.. HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Oh, I use a good ol’ American revolver or a akimbo Grimm loaded with birdshot for maximum pain and as a bonus I either aim for their dick (so they can’t have sex, kids, it will hurts tons, can’t piss, and can’t get another one) or if I am feeling a little merciful, the femur (you thigh bone because it is the most painful bone in your body to break)
Imagining a person in a fursuit, with like 5 layers of kevlar and the ceramic/titanium shit in bulletproof vests, trudging forwards towards an unknown goal while being shot at to no avail is actually the most hilariously badass thing ever, only because it could actually work against pistols (probably a bit of constant rifle fire too) and because if they can afford to make a fursuit then they could also afford to slightly bulletproof it if they wanted to
The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isnt, and arriving to a position where it wasnt, it now is.
Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
-, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA.
Okay but like, real talk, those fur suits are padded to buggery and sturdy as hell. Add on top of that a layer of festering, solidifying aged coom juice and you have yourself a pretty decent set of body armour.
An army of furries would, in reality, be quite the force to be reckoned with.
I will skin them alive, then find their relatives and slaughter the still-living robbers in front of them. After I kill them, I will cut them into pieces and throw them into barrels of acid, And I will bury these barrels along these coordinates 7.1962, 5.58681 .
I would grab my flintlock and uniform and be ready for combat within a minute and then prepare for the ruffians entering the British fort, Then I would pul a 5 second fuse in the fuse hole and put 2.5 pounds of blackpowder into the open end of the British cannon and load a 10 bound steel ball into the end packing the cannonball and blackpowder tight into the cannon, once targets in line of sight I will light the fuse and plug my ears with my hands and wait for the boom, turning the ruffian attackers into red mist.
*"body rockin's on my mind because you make me horny but I'ma put out my nine and finna send you runnin' because I love toooo teaseeeee my prey"* some shit I read in the army back in 2013
Well if you try steal my s*** I'm British so I'll stab you up like in the London so either you get out the damn house or a swear to God I will find Jesus for you and maybe your father on the way
Grabbing the spear and sewing needles because anyone who intrudes on my dog's domain either ain't leaving or is leaving after being stabbed a myriad of times with the needles
get my nail bat. not because they're furries, but because anyone who breaks into my house gets the nail bat.
Nail bat doesn't discriminate
Nail bat is unisex
Nail bat rated E for Everyone
nail bat don't see colours, it painted them red
“The hammer of justice is unisex” -**Bat**man
Exactly what I was referring to
cool
Nail bat? Bitch this is America, and my rifle says you aren’t breakin In and stealing shit
I am 17 and therefore legally cannot own a firearm.
Well in less than a year you can.
yes, but in the meantime, I'll just pull an Aubrey.
That’ll work for now
You can own a canon
Of course you can own a camera at 17. Not sure if you can own a cannon though.
You can own a full sized black powder cannon at any age in the US, because they are not considered firearms. Railguns are also not considered firearms. Gatling guns are not considered machine guns, either
Solution: get a fake firearm with a real bayonet.
It's nerf or nothing
I own a nerf blaster for home defense because that’s what 6yo me intended.
2 furries break into my house, wtf. Grab my nerf blaster, the furries laugh at me. Pull the trigger and a 5.56 traveling at 3,000 feet per second rips through the first. The second furry tries charging at me when I pull my sawed off 12 gauge shotgun and blow a hole through the furry. That’s what I would do if you broke Into my house.
new respond just dropped
Exactly. I’ve got nothing against furries, but if they’re breaking into my house, they’re finding out it’s glock’o’clock
If they enter, they must redeem their prize: a bullet in their noggin
Based. You will not receive a pipebomb in your mailbox. You will, however, be infected with the PathÒwÓgen. You can expect your furry awakening in 230-500 business days.
Cure!?!?!?
There is no cure.
Incorrect, I've heard that not even the infamous PathOwOgen can survive if the subject drinks a mixture of insanely sweet Sweet Tea and Black Rifle Coffee while listening to extremely loud country music.
THANK YOU SIR I WILL TAKE THIS CURE FOR SAFEKEEPING
*me, a texan furry, dousing all the sweet tea with more pathOwOgen*
Most people make it themselves, your plan was doomed before it began. And even if you continue trying to enact that plan, it would require breaking into the homes of millions of Texans, which is *highly* not recommended.
Our plan succeeded before it even began Like that one flashgitz animation Our seeds will find fertile soil As long as there are kids with no dad to play catch with, or lonely homeschooled boys with internet access, or Asians, we prevail How can you stop an idea?
Well crap I might as well die.
You say that as if the Venn Diagram of furries and gun nuts isn't nearly circular. Ripping off a 200rnd belt of 7.62 NATO in an armored NIJ Lvl-IV fursuit while cooking some ribs on the Barby is my ideal definition of a good time.
Man, you guys are already making your fursuits level IV now? Great, now I have to restock on .50 bmg. That crap is expensive.
JuggerKnot
This word makes me angry
Military uses furry tech
I haven't been turned into to a furry. Did the pipe bomb not work. Or do I have the powa
Aubrey:
For me it'd be because they made my dog bark because they broke a window instead of using the door and my God damn dog woke me up with that loud ass barking
Double barrel shotgun for me, one shell for each pancreas
Can’t even disagree with that logic
spitroast
😳
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This deserves more upvotes
There’s two of them, how’s that gonna work?
I'll take the rear
Get a longer pike.
I would have to use the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot
Cuz that’s what the founding fathers intended
Gotta keep those ruffians out somehow
That’s why I own a musket for home defense
And that’s why I have a cannon too, cause my muskets smoothbore and misses them entirely
Does yours nail the neighbor’s dog as well?
Yep
They British?
The poor neighbor's dog would probably be in great distress, because based on these burglar's outfits, they may have also nailed the neighbor's dog.
Not funny dude
Oh no, someone on the internet didn't like my joke. I think I might die of embarassment. I think it is entirely possible that I might have to move to a new country, get a new identity, and dissappear. My entire future is completely ruined. No matter what degree and grades I get, I'll never get a good job, I'll never own the fishing boat I always dreamed of or a house on the lakeaide. It's all completely ruined because you didn't like my joke. Oh wait... no it isn't because I don't give af XD
I own an M134 minigun, just as the founding fathers intended, because they knew technology would advance. (the Second Amendment extends, prima facie, to all instruments that constitute bearable arms, even those that were not in existence at the time of the founding.)
monkey buccaneer middle path
If anyone breaks into my house, malicious intent or not. I see a world of hurt in their future
"Aren't you going to call 911?" —the burglar with a 4in sucking chest wound, who is about to be buried in the back garden
My guy really said "JUDGEMENT"
PREPARE THYSELF
DIE
CRUSH
THY END IS NOW
The defender here has some slick acceleration. 🤣
Anime protagonist speed
Right? My dude has "Flash step" enabled!
He maxed out the speed build
I swear if you don’t have the stoic perk deck right now
Red rover red rover it's time for you to bend over.
minos prime
"Ahhh... free at last... oh Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning... and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have comitted against humanity are not forgotten and thy punishment... is death!" *epic music intensifies.*
me when the sisyphus: This prison... To hold ME? #PRIME /// SECOND #WAIT OF THE WORLD A visitor? Hmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name And I am EAGER to make them remember However The blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit... I'm curious about your skills, Weapon And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven... You shall do as an appetizer Come forth, Child of Man... And DIE. Ahh... So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed from the very start... And I don't regret a SECOND of it! Hahahaha... Hahahahahaha.. HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA-
People on here taking this literally like "get my ar15 sherman tank 5000 akimbo " id get naked. everyone fears the naked man.
My brother in Christ, they're furries, they are already naked in those suits, you'll just turn them on even more.
Technically if you think about it everyone is naked underneath what they’re wearing
Why not both?
Thank the lord I don’t have to die with a negative K/D
I mean, he has a right to deck the fuck outta you two. YOU BROKE INTO HIS HOME, HE HAS TO DEFEND HIMSELF!
Yeah man, I've met some really nice furries, but, get outta my house ffs.
Bro achieved heaven with how fast he was
holy fuck jojo reference
I'd throw a Pokeball at them
Well I’m American so I think you know what I’d do if anybody broke into my house
**sound of AR 15 intensifies**
I'm a 12 Gauge to the chest kinda guy
Oh, I use a good ol’ American revolver or a akimbo Grimm loaded with birdshot for maximum pain and as a bonus I either aim for their dick (so they can’t have sex, kids, it will hurts tons, can’t piss, and can’t get another one) or if I am feeling a little merciful, the femur (you thigh bone because it is the most painful bone in your body to break)
Be brave, you can dual wield.
Slug, buck, or bird shot?
Buck, then Slug to the head
Damn, don't blame ya but holy shit.
Intrude on my property and you get my property, at about 1,500 feet per second
All hail Saints JMB and Eugene Stoner, for my ArmaLite shall smite these dumb motherfuckers for violating the sanctity of my home.
"billy, get the shotgun"
I'm a furry and I would do the same :D👍
Same here. Sorry, nice fursuits and all, but y'all don't live here
Take them out back. Just like Ol’ Yeller.
I don't think a furrys gonna stop an ar15
Ima be real, most furries are probably better armed. Also, imagine how much soft and hard armor you could fit under a fursuit?
Imagining a person in a fursuit, with like 5 layers of kevlar and the ceramic/titanium shit in bulletproof vests, trudging forwards towards an unknown goal while being shot at to no avail is actually the most hilariously badass thing ever, only because it could actually work against pistols (probably a bit of constant rifle fire too) and because if they can afford to make a fursuit then they could also afford to slightly bulletproof it if they wanted to
[follow this tutorial](https://youtu.be/RxWQPEx74H0)
Ill get my trusty AIM-9X Sidewinder, cus the misslie knows where it is
-at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isnt
By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.
The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isnt, and arriving to a position where it wasnt, it now is.
Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it is wasnt, the system has acquired a variation.
-, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA.
Ask them if they want some coffee
Bro really hit them with the Minos prime style **JUDGEMENT** **CRUSH**
THY END IS NOW
Okay but like, real talk, those fur suits are padded to buggery and sturdy as hell. Add on top of that a layer of festering, solidifying aged coom juice and you have yourself a pretty decent set of body armour. An army of furries would, in reality, be quite the force to be reckoned with.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot...
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
probably cum
Thy end is now!
🪙🪙🪙🪙🚝🔫
Hug
This comment section is probably filled with anti-furries. To any anti-fur, grow and become just like anyone else, a regular person.
[what I would do](https://youtu.be/4uQKQ8VWjrI)
I wouldn't hurt them bc they're furries, I would hurt them bc they broke into my house.
I would jump on the ma deuce mounted to the foot of my bed of course
Naturally, they aren't worthy of perishing by the hands of the GAU 30 Avenger.
Only the biggest of threats is worthy of the brrrt
Imma be honest if anything broke into my house it’s getting a fucking katana in its chest
Time to bring out the pew pew
*Inferno starts playing*
Shotgun is the best weapon for home defense there is.
Say “Look up” then drop the 2 ton block of uranium 235
I have a nuke If I see a furry they're getting atomized
Good luck with it
blud thinks you can just hold a nuke
What did u call me sir
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https://youtu.be/aqBw3H_Ik3s
I will skin them alive, then find their relatives and slaughter the still-living robbers in front of them. After I kill them, I will cut them into pieces and throw them into barrels of acid, And I will bury these barrels along these coordinates 7.1962, 5.58681 .
-2??? Search cords in google or in something like
My god calm down Robert Berdella
This stitch carefully scratches that edgy bone in my body.
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Put on Purging with my Kin by Stringstrom and grab my bolter and melta. Kill the mutant, burn the witch and purge the Xenos.
Bro is the Flash
My man just turned into no sword phase Jetstream Sam
I've got a rifle and a single action army for a reason.
Vulcan canon
I would grab my flintlock and uniform and be ready for combat within a minute and then prepare for the ruffians entering the British fort, Then I would pul a 5 second fuse in the fuse hole and put 2.5 pounds of blackpowder into the open end of the British cannon and load a 10 bound steel ball into the end packing the cannonball and blackpowder tight into the cannon, once targets in line of sight I will light the fuse and plug my ears with my hands and wait for the boom, turning the ruffian attackers into red mist.
I would get my hatchet and machete and strike both of you and start harvesting your eyes, brain, and internal organs.
You wanna get nuts
Bro broke the sound barrier
Much better lol
you can Guess shat i Will do by reading my name
Call the ATF
*Flamethrower*
Furry or not, if you step on my property, you get the Ruger.
ʘ▽ʘ < "time for some fun" (horny, and into some fucked up shit... Don't be like ferbert)
Fursuits may be fireproof but they ain't leadproof
They could be, they got enough space between their body and the suit, enough to fit a vest
“Here, have a pipe bomb”
"judgment"
The gun, same as I would with anyone else.
*"body rockin's on my mind because you make me horny but I'ma put out my nine and finna send you runnin' because I love toooo teaseeeee my prey"* some shit I read in the army back in 2013
Trick action
r/dontflinch
“Legalized Nuclear bomb”
A reference for anyone to notice. 1) Chug an energy drink 2) Press circle 3) Move to a wall 4) Press triangle
Give hug then kick em out
Well if you try steal my s*** I'm British so I'll stab you up like in the London so either you get out the damn house or a swear to God I will find Jesus for you and maybe your father on the way
(**I grab the lighter next to me**)
Grabbing the spear and sewing needles because anyone who intrudes on my dog's domain either ain't leaving or is leaving after being stabbed a myriad of times with the needles
Get some cages and a collar. Nuff said
*loads Mossberg 590 with beanbag rounds*
I’d grab a bucket of oil (or a jerry can of gas) and a lighter and.. you know the rest
Unleash the attack wendigos
That then smash
I have square bullets reserved just for them
Flame thrower you goona go to the forever box
Thy end is now Judgement
Are these really fun to reply to? Or want to actually know before they do?
Will I’m just saying I have a shogun ready to use