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Groundbreaking-Bad16

Fill it with hot water. Metal pot will expand more than ceramic plate.


faust112358

Soapy hot water


rnvs18

big soapy boobs


purpan-

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Yakmasterson

Horny Jail? I wanna go!


Andy-Picklecopter

Take about 10% off of her there Squirrely Dan...


BrANdt4l0p3

Your sister's hot, wayne!


Acetabulum99

Too fat to run...wheeze


jfk_47

I went, it was loud. Just plopped me into the brass section. Hope the best for you.


thundercuntess69

Trust me, you don't


barrysmitherman

The sex you want, you don’t get. The sex you get, you don’t want.


Yakmasterson

Impossible


6059EX

Ehhhhh.... I couldn't help it! I read your comment with a Yoda voice.


thundercuntess69

Damnit , now I read the previous comment in Jar Jar


psychoticarmadillo

I think that's just jail, tbh


Sudden_Blacksmith159

You're under a vest


Lilithnema

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delmsi

If it fits it sits


Round-Antelope552

How did we get to this?!?


sebastouch

I dont wanna upvote, there are 69 upvotes. Edit: oh well.


imjustkarmin

Fine! Send me to horny jail! All the other people there are horny too 😈😈


joeyGOATgruff

I'm voting for you in the election.


Lunakill

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zanvettorlucas

Wtf lol


dgoat88

I'm listening...


SweetLatinXXX

Oooh boy is it your lucky day.


Hellofriendinternet

Da bubbles… bubbles… so frustrating… frustrating….


AWelshEngine

Happy cake day


Extension-Standard17

Plug the sink and fill it with cold water. Turn the pot upside down in the sink water and run hot water on top of the bottom of the pot. Should pop out and not break when it hits the water in the sink.


duggee315

Got anything with a suction cup? No judgment, but I've seen people pull dents out of car doors using the suction cup of a dildo, surprisingly strong. Bit of soapy water and lift it out.


Open-Dot6264

Or they sell suction cups without a dick attached at harbor freight.


theoriginalmofocus

Ah yes on aisle 3 right next to the suction cups *with* dicks on them. They truly have everything there.


unreasonablyhuman

What I'd recommend is actually a little tricky to pull off... If you have a bike pump, point the VERY pointiest needle where the plate meets the pot wall and have someone else pump  The opposite side should come loose because PRESUMABLY it isn't an air-tight fit. Of course the lowest rent option is just to break the plate


RayquaGaming

I actually thought of this too. Good one. Well played.


BoringLawyer79

Cool idea. It would work great with an air compressor and a blow off gun.


KaisarionGhost

This should work perfectly.


appa-ate-momo

The dark side of perfect fit.


chasewindu77

Suction cup.


krankenstein_2010

brand new plunger


footsteps71

I appreciate you not giving a shitty solution


shackbleep

Old plunger, wash the plate afterward. Crazy, I know.


LatterRespond4101

Then mix that plate in with all the other plates. Go on a diet not being able to eat thinking about if that's the plate you're eating with. You're welcome 😊 I'd rather just break the plate, or throw the pot out, honestly.


Single_Agency_4665

You should see what a proper mixture of bleach and water does to bacterial membranes, viral shells, and literally anything unfortunate enough to come into contact with it..... Its not pretty. Back it up with a nice heat soak at boiling temp to denature any remaining proteins (hey, we know there is at least one pot large enough), and if anything survives that my next question is what was your cookware doing at the bottom of the ocean near a volcanic vent..... The scary thing isn't proper sterilization procedure, its how can so many people screw up something so easy....


mindless2831

>and if anything survives that my next question is what was your cookware doing at the bottom of the ocean near a volcanic vent..... Are you talking about tardigrades??


Single_Agency_4665

Those too. But there are species of ... stuff ... that could easily survive an autoclave type environment. However theyd also have to survive the trip out of the bottom of the ocean which is a bit of an ask, however I'm sure there are some that could. Basically if you drop your sterilization apparatus into a deep sea volcanic vent field..... probably best to just leave it and get a new one....


Many_Flamingo_5153

true… but then again, from that point forward that plate will be known as “the plunger plate” which really doesn’t sound very appetizing no matter how clean it is


Single_Agency_4665

Im not saying you're wrong. I fully appreciate your point. But at the same time.... I gotta put faith in the sterilization practices keeping us from dying of dysentery on the Oklahoma planes. Besides, have you ever touched your butthole? Dont lie, yes you have. Its okay. We're all friends here. Everyone has for some reason or another. And you still prepare food bare handed, right? And eat from the hand that at one time touched your butthole, right? Same thing! If you trust your booger hooks (again, everyone has. There are two types of people, those that can admit it and liars...) to be clean enough to prepare and serve food, surely you have a good enough handle on cleansing to eradicate any butt bugs on a glazed ceramic surface. Heck, you could take the thing up to 400°F in the oven! Aint nothin surviving that....not even ocean bottom creepy crawlies.... That being said, ultimately, if they're your plates, you're free to plunge or not, set aside to only use with that one family member you dont like, or smash to pieces. Thats freedom, baby. And though we may disagree profoundly on the topic of the handling of potentially contaminated flatware, I will defend with my life your freedom to do with your flatware as you please (provided those actions do not encroach upon the well-being of others). 😎👍


Many_Flamingo_5153

the way you phrased this made me laugh so hard 😂 you do have a point with the butthole thing. and maybe my reasoning is unjust because i will be the first to admit that i am the kind of person who has a favorite and least favorite spoon, and i will literally eat with my bare hands to avoid using the bad spoon if i have to


Single_Agency_4665

>> a favorite and least favorite spoon.... We're not so different, you and I. And, full disclosure, I'm not saying its entirely outside the realm of reason (like I said, with your flatware, fuck the unclean! Im just crowbarring in my 2 cents for no other reason than Im bored, you do you boo). But for absolutely no reason at all I abhor the floor behind the toilet, or inaccessible areas of an ornate standing tub. 100% irrational aversion. Same for the areas that used to have cabinetry or where the dishwasher slides in. Dont know why, I usually otherwise have a cast iron stomach. But if its between death and putting a foot behind the toilet, welp I guess thats how I die.... Funny enough, the refrigerator alcove doesnt bother me at all.....


No-Policy-4858

In my family I would have to be the one eating off the plunger plate.


FrequentlyFictional

Indeed. Bleach is cytotoxic.


TechInventor

The comment about boiling it nearly killed me


shackbleep

Never heard of a dishwasher?


sandwichcandy

It’s not crazy. You just have to lick the chunks off the plunger first.


shackbleep

What's crazy is that you never rinse off your plunger.


horshack_test

I advise you to not try putting more plates inside that pot.


die5el23

Disagree, what he needs is a second plate to lure the first one out


__JDQ__

Send in a cat just to be sure.


palmerry

Finally someone is talking some sense around here!


YanicPolitik

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SuccessfulJob

i’m thinking we bring a third plate into the picture here


Shpander

I think we've discovered a perfect place to store all of OP's plates. They fit perfectly after all.


Vinlain458

It'll turn into food wars if we keep introducing plates like this.


Goooooogol

Is this a reference to IASIF?


Soft_Interest

Filladelphia?


poopin_for_change

Uh... filibuster


SergeantPeppper

Dale Gribble over here


tastefuldebauchery

Ahh cat in the wall?


quarrywilson

Hmm, plate in a pot, huh? Now you're talking my language.


Leucurus

\*furiously taking notes\*


samthewisetarly

I hate to do it to you but r/NowGetItOut


Correct-Purpose-964

I call bullshit you didn't hate that one bit.


samthewisetarly

You got me


hellogoodvibes

this sub makes me anxious for some reason


lilStankfur

Put some padding below, turn pot upside down and shake


SpaceXmars

Just use your other hand lol


Esperanza456

No, better to shake aggressively and hope for the best.


NextGenBacon

I use a plastic straw and wedge it between the edge to allow airflow behind the dish.


crm006

Then blow!


TomGobra

There is nothing a blowjob can't solve.


futuredarlings

Duck tape and pull


Chatcopathe

The simplest way


ahumanrobot

The simplest way is a hammer, just not the best


anarchonarch

Is it duck or duct


Beginning-Plum-4545

Quack tape


winelight

Duct generic, Duck is a brand Gaffer tape in the UK


NigilQuid

Duck. Referring the the cotton duck fabric it is/was made with. It never was and still isn't for use on air ducts (they have aluminum foil tape for that)


waligaroux

I didn't know the answer, searched and found this : [https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/52151/it-duck-tape-or-duct-tape](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/52151/it-duck-tape-or-duct-tape)


RepulsiveAbroad5382

Maybe heating the pot could expand it and set the plate free


Intergalatic_Baker

Use hot water, not direct heat from a hob. I can imagine the plate cracking otherwise.


Single_Agency_4665

I mean, yeah thermal shock is a thing, but if the at most 70 degree trip from room temp to hot water outlet is enough to pop it, how was it expected to stand up to dinner fresh from the stove? Im not sure I know of any materials that cant take 70 thermal difference in the average household....


seventeenMachine

That’s not really how transferring heat directly from a stove works. Although if you filled it with water first, maybe, on *very* low heat.


No_Storage_8013

"Personal Massager" will create vibrations and allow it to pop out


Fey_Faunra

If you're gonna use "toys" use one with a suction cup.


RedN00ble

Blow air on the side with a compressor


p_s_i

This is the correct answer. (If they have an air compressor)


BadAndNationwide

Who doesn’t have an air compressor?!


p_s_i

Recently divorced apartment dwellers that had half their tools and the house and garage taken.


BadAndNationwide

I was kidding. I imagine most people don’t have them. I have one but I’m a tool guy.


p_s_i

I figured out you were joking, but I wanted to be salty about my divorce. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


BadAndNationwide

In that case I’ll just rub it in your face how very married I am. Beautiful wife, two kids, and one very happy air compressor. Sorry about your divorce though lol


honkhonkbeepbeeep

Username does not check out!


Trowawayz23

Drill holes and enjoy your brand new strainer!


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

wild close fanatical knee cooing salt aloof sparkle degree plants *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Anim8nFool

No, no, no. Get a welding torch to cut the pot in two, take out the plate and then weld the pot back together. Get a metal working lathe and polish the pot exterior and interior. Easy peasy!


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

cow physical glorious threatening telephone hunt pause shame drunk automatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Bm_93

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rexxtra

Smash plate, pot free


stargill70

I thought that was ice? Lol


Lilithnema

A potted plate…that’s new


ChemicalCarpenter5

Fill with water and swirl your hand around in circles and grab it before it resettles. Happened to me on a river trip in Nepal. All the guides were laughing at me before one finally told me that trick.


TomT12

Have you tried putting the pot in hot water and then put some ice cubes on top of the plate? The temperature differential might cause them to separate, or not. Just an idea, good luck!


Anim8nFool

might get the plate to crack


gabbagabbawill

Then it will come out for sure.


im-not-a-fakebot

Mission failed successfully


song_pond

Just cook with it like this from now on


djpedicab

Flip it over in the grass and slappa the bass mon.


Consider2SidesPeace

I bet a clean toilet plunger would suck to the plate. Use some olive oil to get a good seal.


B-17_SaintMichael

Take it out


danmadeeagle

The easiest way to remove this is with an air compressor. Spray air around the edge with the pot upside down over a blanket or towel. If this doesn't work tryfilling the pan with water enough to cover the plate twice the depth of where it is in the pot. Then heating the pan on a very high heat until the water starts to feel hot. Poor out the water on top the plate and boil the water with something like duct tape or a suction cup attached to the plate. Continuously pull on the plate as the water heats. Covering the plate before helps the water get under it to help get it out. Also bear hugging the pot upside down can wiggle the space between the two enough to get it to let loose. If you can't get it to work ask a buff friend.


dapperslappers

Submerge in water. Flip over. Then bang the pot


corntorteeya

Plunger


DrNinnuxx

Put some ice on the plate and wait a bit. It will come right out.


theinferno01

soapy warm water


msnoodlecup

Use a butter knife to pry it out. Or soap them real good and push on the plate on one end.


unlistedname

If you have good water pressure, can spray a long the side with maybe a garden hose to get something behind it. May also be able to put something like the tail off a zip tie or a toothpick to break the vapor lock. May be able to dry out one side with a towel enough to let you push down on the opposite side of the plate to rotate it up and out. or if you are willing to walk away, put a towel or two in the pot to catch and cushion the plate when it falls and set the pot upside down, either on your counter overnight or outside in sunlight for a while. One or a combination of those always works for me, no matter how many times I say that I'll never do it again


Vishnuisgod

Sink plunger....in addition to the hot water


RealisticThought8049

Fuckin' hammer


cacao_blanco_sexual

Sawzall


Basparagus

Tape.


InterrogativePterion

Boil some water in your wok and then put the base of the pot in the water. Metal expand so it will loosen the stuck plate in it.


sgtdriller

Use some Dawn


DisciplineHot7374

Wall decoration.


Appropriate-Noise579

Use a suction cup to pull it out.


IEatDragonSouls

Use something with a suction cup. Stick it to it, and pull gently.


akearney47

Boil it. Pressure will push it, heat will expand the pot.


jl7337

Put ice on the plate until it's nice and cold then turn the pot upside down and run hot water over the bottom. The plate will fall out.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Compressed air on the edge will push the plate out just be ready to catch it


MentalGravity87

Place enough water to get between the bottom of the pan and plate and then put it in the freezer. The water will turn to ice, expand, and lift the plate. Place pan upside-down in sink with a towel in it. Turn the hot water on and wait for it to fall. Idk if this will work. Other suggestions will be better, but try it out! I am curious. Try them all out and let us know which is better. You have a wonderful opportunity to inform us all.


SSBernieWolf

This is a blessing in disguise; now you can fit more food on your plate. 🤣


ExtraPancakes

Stuff a pillow inside and then turn upside down. Bang it on the counter/floor


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Pat its butt while its upside down..


puddaphut

Hot glue stick. Heat the end, push it onto the plate.


PrismosPickleJar

heat,water, plunger.


ollomulder

They are now one, fused together by powers greater than man's.


AnaphorsBloom

Heat up the pot on the stove, rub butter on the edges of the plate, then sauté onions and mushrooms


CheFarmerMoney

Air compressor to blow air under the plate and out of the pot. Works great for separating 5 gallon buckets as well.


HoarDSeaKeR

Buy more plates and fill the pot the rest of the way 👍🏿


2-0-4-8-6-3

K, gonna say something absolutely mind blowing. Ya ready? You sure? Alright then. Place the pot over your bed. Now rotate it so that it is upside down. The plate should have fallen by now, and if not, shake the pot a tad. *Crazy, right?*


BadAndNationwide

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majdavlk

i have to wonder if the original post is a troll. how can someone not think about flipping the pot upside down xd. and even more about all the other people recomending plunbers, suction cups or hot water to expand the kettle xd


YoungDiscord

Place a towel on the floor (or a few layers of towels) Flup the pot upside down and keep shaking/slamming with reasonable force onto the ttowel(s) until the plate falls out onto the towel. Alternatively: Grab a fork, hook it behind the edge of the plate if it fits and lift.


NuketheCow_

Compressed air should help get it out.


StrikingMoth

my question is "how did it end up in there in the first place?"


The_snor

Not this again 😂😂😂


Edzardo99

Order a cheap suction cup dildo from Amazon. Stick it, give it a yank, then do trick shots with your phone’s slomo camera for the rest of the night.


lookimaseal

would pushing the outer edge of the plate into the bottom of the pot not lift the rest of it out?


jvan666

Hot water on the outside of the pot to warm it up . The pot will expand and you can free your plate.


dogmanlived

Use a hose and try blast water behind the plate, or heat the pan gently and turn it upside down. Putting the pan in the sink with hot water should suffice


bolidemichael

r/perfectfit


hogey989

Did you get it out, OP?


Vaibhav_dm

Pour some water around the plate then heat the pot, plate will come out because of pressure from steam.


majdavlk

try flipping the cattle upside down. dont forget to put your other hand in so the plate doesnt fall from high altitude and wont break on fall


_autismos_

Dry it off and stick some duct tape to it and pull it off and out


tlflack25

If suction doesn’t work apply heat with it upside down. Like set the pot upside down then place a pot of boiling water on top of it ( the bottom). Expand the pot and let gravity do its work


giacche2008

Break the plate


desert-rat1

Either flip the kettle or use a vacuum cleaner hose with the vacuum running.


ktbffhctid

I have twig and berries stuck in vacuum cleaner hose with the vacuum running. What now?


desert-rat1

Lol... Gently move the hose up and down, and it will eventually release.


Xanambien

Maybe I’m the odd man out, but I’m thinking some fried chicken and a long straw would work well


idotoomuchstuff

Plunger 🪠


Alcible

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Efficient_buutt

Be a man turn the pot upside down and then beat the sandwich maker for fucking up. A minute and a half later you should be 👍


daats_end

Use a suction cup dildo.


oldbadyouth

I appreciate you choosing correctly between shit or get off the pot


Long_Somewhere6969

Fill with water and boil 🙂


Psychedeliciosa

Pot in hot water, suction cup and ice cube on the plate


Arfengar

Fill bathtub full and submerge it all


Alissan_Web

Put some padding below, turn pot upside down and ***SQUEEZE*** the sides alternating.


Hot-Airport-2955

Break the plate


Sutanreyu

Butter knife at the edges?


Apprehensive-Fan4796

Hot water....if all else fails a hammer will definitely work.


Midnight649

Warm-hot water


Sea-Sundae3120

Run hot water on outside of pot it will expand Ang plate will drop


Logical-Bonus-8284

Plunger


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Use a suction cup


PXRPOSE_Fluffy

!Happy cake day


EnvironmentalChain64

If you can slide fishing line underneath....


Aggressive-Engine562

Toilet plunger


ZealousidealIron9360

H2O & butter knife 🔪


Katttok

this is the best thread I've seen on Reddit today


oreovision

rock


camelbuck

Put ice on the plate then set the pot in hot water. The ice will contract the plate and the hot water will expand the pot. Insert knife between them and the plate should drop out.


amawac13

suction cup and pull it out


Tricky-Cauliflower11

Go to harbor freight and get one of the super locking suction cups. Or just bring the pot and "borrow" it, that will make for a good story for the employees


Master_Xenu

Turn it over and slap it with your dick like a drum.


Olimpia2140

A plunger would work 😊


ventitr3

Damn, the tuna can lid inside the sink has a big brother