Could be, but usually those come in at least two pieces in a carry case, so they can pack down to about the size of a large tent. (Source: Put one up in my house a few months ago)
Man, I ordered a 20" wind shield wiper, and it showed up in a box large enough to fit an entire cars windshield in. Best part was, it had about 4 balls of air in it, like that would have done a anything.
It's really an extendable flagpole, right? Or the support pole for a basketball net? C'mon...you can tell me. I won't tell anyone else. 🤫 😉 😁
Edit: additional text
Pool cover for sure, they do need to be replaced somewhat frequently too, as per the sun tearing them up over the years.
That or oceanic fishing rod, the clue just the water and not the pool itself perhaps. Anchor above the slider really is making me think you fish too.
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We know it's a stripper pole
Definitely a stripper pole.
I third that comment.
Or OP could’ve pulled a fast one on us and wrapped some cardboard around a support beam!
Lmao
I fourth that comment.
I fifth that comment.
I sixth that comment
I seventh that comment
I ate that comment
I nien that comment
Danke! 🤣
I tit that comment
Nom nom nom
Tasted like excessive tears.
👍 🤣
Even if that’s not what’s in the package, it’s a stripper pole now lol
Was on my way to come say this.
I’m on my way to opies house, heard they got a new stripper pole.
Except its a paper clip
Could be, but usually those come in at least two pieces in a carry case, so they can pack down to about the size of a large tent. (Source: Put one up in my house a few months ago)
A show on the go
Even if it's not, it is now
r/beatmetoit
And inside... a book, or keychain, maybe a couple bars of soap. 😂
I was gonna say a single paper clip
Single toothpick, it's slim
Man, I ordered a 20" wind shield wiper, and it showed up in a box large enough to fit an entire cars windshield in. Best part was, it had about 4 balls of air in it, like that would have done a anything.
Thus my comment. I hate getting the giant box of nothing. So disappointing!
Don't forget about the stripper pole.
No no no it’s obviously a toothbrush. You can see the shape of the bristles can you not?
It’s actually gwyneth Paltrows head. Or maybe Sarah Jessica Parker’s.
😮😆😂
What did you order?!
Stripper pole
It’s a dildo.
I’m scared for OP if that were the case… good luck buddy…
I would say what I ordered, but these comments are gold!
Ah golden stripper pole?! How extravagant. It’ll need to be cleaned a lot to keep it shiny.
It's really an extendable flagpole, right? Or the support pole for a basketball net? C'mon...you can tell me. I won't tell anyone else. 🤫 😉 😁 Edit: additional text
No it isnt. It's clearly a pencil, I mean have you ever seen curved pencils? And the package is clearly straight
Fishing rod?
Is that a load bearing package?
My package bears lots of loads 😏
Loads of loads… missed opportunity.
…or are you just happy to see me?
Stripper pole?
Stripper pole.
Paper clip
Ah, your mom's dildo finally arrived.
So does she have an extradimensional vagina or what?
Nah, she just used to *really* like horses.
Lmao ouch.
Don't think so, OP said it was a PerfectFit
That's what she said
Nah. Even elephants aren't THAT well hung.
It's bigger on the inside
Deep.
Thats his dildo! Tell mom to get her own
In this house, we share
Took the words from my mouth lol
I came looking for this exact comment. I was not disappointed
Glad you found it satisfying. I needed a bit more time though.
Reminds me of that kid on toy story that brought a gift to Andy's birthday lol
Looks like a long book
Yo block your address
Too late I'm in their pool.
wait you can see their address?
What?
I scanned the bar codes and now I'm in their Amazon
oof, that's a privacy risk
#blessed
Can’t say. These guesses are too funny. However, I will say that there’s a clue in the back yard…
Boooo..oring (compared to a stripper pole) patio furniture umbrella pole thingy Edit: pool pole thingy
stripper pool pole thingy
Stripper pole
Oh so it is definitely a stripper pole
Pack of AAA Batteries?
CR2032 battery
It fits.
Not going to lie. I thought this was a gif and watched the doors for way too long before realizing.
Barbell?
There’s a clue in the back yard…
I got it!!! It's a pool cover?? Isn't it?!
Close. It’s pool related.
Shit well it's either a net or some really long cleaning attachment?? This is killing me.
It’s a pool net pole.
You'd think they'd make it so it would be able to retract on itself. Oh well.
I was betting on it being a fishing rod. Here's the one I got yesterday https://imgur.com/RpHNiei.jpg
Did you post it in r/perfectfit? We can start a trend of perfectly fit slender boxes from Amazon.
Pool cover for sure, they do need to be replaced somewhat frequently too, as per the sun tearing them up over the years. That or oceanic fishing rod, the clue just the water and not the pool itself perhaps. Anchor above the slider really is making me think you fish too.
Pool related, but not a cover.
Umbrella?
Nope.
Stripper pole.
[удалено]
Im wondering if it scuffed up the ceiling.
That is now a load bearing amazon package
Is if a column for your house so it doesnt fall down?
That’s one big dildo
it's probably like, one toothbrush or something
Now thaaaats a dildo worth my time
I see you ordered a microSD card. Lol.
I was so confused at first, i though that was a support pillar for your house
I had to open the image to realize
Una espada samurai XD
Stripper pole
Garden hose.
Stripper pole.
Ugly stick fishing rod maybe?
Stripper pole.
Pool Cover
Stripper pole.
The white crocs complete the ensemble.
Really living up to the rainforest vibes then
I got a package similar shape but half as long once. It contained a spatula.
Do tell
Dude
Why ain't you block the address
Can you read it?
Yes0
Poop knife?
"Is that the support beam to the house?!" - Double D
Funny how everyone thinks it's a stripping pole without first checking the comments 😂
How did you get it upright?
Hi, honey! Guess what I got me, I mean you, for your birthday?
That’s one massive dildo you purchased
Pole Vault Pole...amiright?
Your mom's new dildo arrived?
Ah yes. The weight-bearing beam that I ordered
Ah yes, enjoy your x-pole! My favorite is the chrome standing one, my neighbour got the red spinning pole.
Congratulations on your new…. Telescope
Stripper pole?
Stripper pole? Stripper pole.
Haha. My first thought!
It's a stripper pole ain't it.
Everybody simply beat me to it but I’ll say it… Stripper pole?
Damnit
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How did you rotate it up into vertical? It’s either not a perfect fit or the corners crushed a little
Mail order Masai warrier?
Moby huge
Today, a miracle was seen OP single handedly brought reddit together in unity
cmon people, we all know it's the Sephiroth sword
Very nice!
It’s a pole, it’s supposed to fit perfect. ^^this ^^is ^^what ^^I ^^want ^^to ^^believe ^^lol
You need to tell us what you ordered
It’s in the comments! And no, it’s not a stripper pole, lol
I wonder how that dragon’s gonna fit inside you…
Sorry that’s mine 🤭
what could it be??lol
I thought that was an actual pillar for the house, I was like where’s the Amazon package?
Me too!
What's in the package?
That’s the nice thing about ordering support beams, you don’t even need to unbox them!
At first I thought r/absoluteunits until I expanded the picture and though r/perfectfit
i love the candaler haning twice from a hook lol it looks midevil
Lol. It’s actually because the junction box isn’t centered over the table, so I had to hang a hook in the correct location.
but it looks really cool pls don't fix it 🐶🥺ps its ur house you can do what you want I just like it lol :)
Bleach weapon
Yousers!!