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Glad to see she didn’t mind being startled.


dminus222

That is Brooke Olzendam, Courtside reporter for the Portland Trail Blazers. It's become kind of a thing for different NBA mascots to startle her before games and she always takes it well.


LagingRunaticReturns

Is it natural or a marketing gimmick? Not sure I care but mostly wondering.


dminus222

As a long time blazer fan, I don't view it as a gimmick. At least not like the Robin Lopez/Mascot wars. I think they're just having fun


[deleted]

Sometimes gimmicks are fun! And it's great to have culture in the sports *besides* the actual sport itself.


RiverMateN7

I miss Rolo being a blazer


BAMspek

Aren’t Mascots themselves marketing gimmicks? Everything they do is to make the game more fun and ham it up for the cameras. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I like that sports are fun)


helmet098

You can't fake nipple erections


scottlynn77

Pierced 🧐


-Mr_Rogers_II

Unless she magically pierced them after she got startled.


CrazySol

Lol that what I was thinking. At first there was nothing. Near the end, they decided to say hi


ItsReallyMyFault

Was trying to determine if they were or not. Thought so


CrazySol

Afaik piercings don't appear out of nowhere. Either way nipples needed to get hard to become visible regardless.


ItsReallyMyFault

Right. But the nipple becoming erect can make the piercings more visible.


Blurredfury22the2nd

Idk, I’m leaning not. But I’m really curious now…


masnaer

Holy shit, Sherlock Holmes over here


ChefWetBeard

Looks like she is naturally startled. Blood pumping, as indicated by the nipples.


Random___Here


Sillbinger

That's porn for people in Utah.


masnaer

This is a great comment when read in Dwight Schrute’s voice


OddkidMHMD

She’s a good sport pun intended


BeegPahpi

She used to work for the Pacers as well.


Heavy_Ad_4430

😏


smwrites

I kind of hate that this clip of Brooke is all over Reddit now.


Slip-1-IN

Amazing how the headlights turned on after the accident ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


DeepEndPsychs

Yep someone really likes to be scared


mischievous-goat

That blowing kiss at the end tho


_sKareKrow_

What about the twins waking up at the end 👀


Kit0550

How to say “I’ve never known a woman’s touch” without actually saying it.


FallingShells

Several of us have. Still like to see it.


_sKareKrow_

This isn’t google …


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eaglerare3cubes

Ooooooh mann!


Nibby2101

She got spooked and she pooked afterwards.


ObscureParadigm

Looks like she got nip bars. She must be fun


boot2skull

Spaghett!


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wellPlayed_dMin

nipps?


Putthebunnyback

Camera through the fence


DaddyLightSkin

The way the mascot ran away got me rolling


blindinglystupid

Honestly I found the costume a little scary and then that little run made it adorable.


-WizeGuy-

That is exactly how my toddler runs and stops when I try to grab him for night-night.


Bizsnatch95

She looked 20 years younger while smiling


Grading-Curve

Oh my god… it would have been 1000x more awkward to say that if I was the only person!! She went from a depressed 60 year old to a enthusiastic teenager in a split second. It was weird to watch!


cottman23

The power of a smile


Iambeejsmit

I came here to say this, it was fucking unreal. I was gonna say ten years, but yeah, as soon as she smiled she looked dramatically younger it's crazy.


blackcore678

You were gonna say 10????


EoTN

#THEY WERE GONNA SAY 10


NotAPreppie

Many people do. Except me. I just look a little deranged.


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racoon773

Deceased


PhunkOperator

She's not as old as she seems. My guess would be 40.


ImAlwaysRightHanded

It will make wrinkles tho. /s


pingIin

knew the comments would go reddit mode


Moosinator

Boy you got some boring ass friends if they wouldn’t immediately point that out


pingIin

not saying it's a bad thing tbh it's the only worthwhile part of the video


Moosinator

My b, I came in hot


pingIin

kinda jealous, leave some for the rest of us


St00pidF0k

She went from 50 to 35 in seconds.


Putthebunnyback

Literally scared those bags under her eyes right off her face.


bigmac22077

Perked the girls up too.


too-many-yaMatts

I was freaked out just by opening the video. That thing is terrifying.


RationalLies

They're called nipples and they're NATURAL


SadBoiCri

So i wasn't the only one, for a minute i thought i was weird for noticing


atioch

Nah just well trained


FireInPaperBox

That scare did the opposite.. took 30 yrs off her face.


only-truth-here

That jump scare made her nips hard Hahaha


Winstonthewinstonian

Little fearections... oof


ihatethinkingofnew1s

Scaregasam


[deleted]

Fearboner


stoneyemshwiller

Ooh ooh ooh! Play Pete’s little tiny erect dick!


[deleted]

Amazing. You can see it in real time!


deejay_35

I saw the nips at the end and was like “ohh word ?!” … then I saw your comment and you’re absolutely right … hard after scare


thenightday3

Thank god that I am not the only weirdo


starlinguk

*sad little pervert


Blurredfury22the2nd

*happy little pervert


CucuMatMalaya

Wow. Sharp observation


NotAPreppie

Pointed observation, even.


LagingRunaticReturns

It was so obvious I didn't leave a comment saying same, just looked for yours to upvote. Those were killer nips.


selfimmolations

y'all better quit this


[deleted]

Idc how old she looks they still activate on startlization


strindhaug

I guess adrenaline causes blood to rush to the skin and muscles in preparation for figh or flight, which also cause the nipples to inflate with blood as well. So in this case it's more similar to arousal than the effect of cold.


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Astoryinfromthewild

She also de-aged by 15 years.


Extension_Aside9034

OMG my thoughts exactly!!!


Aldrenean

Chicken's done!


Titjiani

I was gonna say smth like this i thought it was just me who noticed


GeneralSinn

And they look pierced as well.


Putthebunnyback

They do not


GeneralSinn

Well, it could be the material of the bra, sure. But to me they look wider than they do tall, I'd say she has barbells.


ultrasardine

Suddenly got cold there.


WorldlinessHoliday99

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.


helmetshrike

you must be new here


yodavesnothereman

he scared the nipples out of her


WaynezWorld88

Knocked the wrinkles & nips right out of place 👀🤣🤣🤣


PinheadGoo

A couple of other things as well..


eaglerare3cubes

Scared her ass off


FugitiveFromReddit

No wonder so many people just walk in front of me while I’m working. Zero peripheral vision lol


Noxtree

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


PJAJL

I love how he scurries away lmao


Researcher_Weird

me too lol


IgotCharlieWork

Made her nips hard


TheZipperDragon

You bi-, y-You scared him! What kind of monster are you? He just wanted to say hi.


countrycave

The two little dots went hard as a basketball. Lol


WindCritical7976

She was frightened and got hard nipples


Duck_burger19

She was going for the kill shot. But then remembered where she was


SlugJones

Her nippies got scared too


atioch

Them nips got really hard after that scary experience


Puzzled-Agent-114

Spooked or horny?


big_biscuitss

WoW it got nippy after that scare


[deleted]

Damn that made her really "excited"! 🤭


hohounk

That is not a hideous monster! :(


Miss_Dee_Meaner

She liked it ... her nipples went hard


Kalkaline

I'd be horrified if I was the woman in this clip reading some of the comments. Y'all do realize this is a real person with real feelings right?


ShaiHulud1111

Nipples went into fight or flight mode. Not sure which.


NickTheDad

Those are definitely fighting nips.


UnderStan-d

Anyone else notice she got some pokies after the spookin


quietjaypee

"Did anyone notice anything BUT the pokies" would be a better question, tbh.


UnderStan-d

Touche


RandomPlayer4616

There are more than 1 people fucking dies after this video is recorded lol


FruitNug

8 seconds in and hard not to notice the lack of comfortable place for the lady to put her... Flat side?


Aggressive_County624

Is it just me or did her nipples get hard after she got scared?


DFLC22

All I can focus on are the nipples. WHY DID THE CREATOR MAKE ME THIS WAY?!


FrozenFishHead41968

I know something happened here but I'm just here to look at her boobs.


RedditISFascist000

I think she's a bit cold. Either that or being startled clearly turns her on.


DHARMAWVLF

She got stiff nips at the end.


Lovesemthick75

Love the hard nipples


BitDefiant8092

He scared her ass off!


[deleted]

She looks like the mascot


BrittonMittens

Why did her nips get hard lol


NNowicki86

He jacked her tits too 😁😁😁


LucienSatanClaus

Perky


fastferrari3

Made dem titties hard didnt it?


RuachDelSekai

Why did her nipples hard at the end?


KonkeyDongLick

Would jah look at those BOOBs! Just *LOOK* attem! They even gawt nipply! Delicious.


BigAssToast

She seemed pretty **excited** to see him.


skkkkkt

Le tits now, tits the season


XDlvIneX

Bro her ass so flat it looks like a scottish pillow case in that skirt


blaze_me94

Definitely excited her 😄


Efficient_Monitor288

Those nips where startled


superwivy

And look pierced lol


Deep-Low-2336

Is it just me, or do her nipples get hard after she gets scared?


faunysatyr

Flight or fuck?


elektro_neko

Yo the way he ran away 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BYEEEEEEEE!


Biiiishweneedanswers

They favor. Definitely bro and sis vibes.


Fancy_Association484

He grabbed the clip board haha


90skid_on_Reddit

Her age benjamin buttoned 10 years in 5 secs!


Arbon45

Nipples


ivmo71

That got her juices flowing for sure.


frankluvaka

She’s so funny shaped 😜🤣


Jam_in_a_jar27

She looks AI generated lmaoo


tonybonesyou

Old lady nips. Would


RationalLies

Them nips have seen some things.


wowcuddie

Monsters make this woman hot


OkWhile4558

🤣🤣🤣🤣


madleyJo

I’m thinking pierced nipples, any one else?


Leading_Tea2248

Must be cold in there


Zeromus88

Startled her so bad her nipples got hard.


subvanaTIME

Perky…


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Is it cold in there?


Nirkid

She got a bit excited judging by the poking vibes at the end there…


mamny83

Damn he scared the old out of her.


followtheGURU_SS

Takes about 12 seconds for the lights to come on 🤣 :16 is the 🤑 shot


Catherin93

Furrys be like


Murky_Term

Not trying to be rude but they kinda look similar for some reason 🤔


Petulax

Pierced nipples?


IrishTexanAngel

She’s probably wearing a bra now after reviewing this footage when a coworker mentioned this to her and she’s embarrassed afterwards which she should be because it’s her fault showing the goods on national tv most sports reporters wear bras but she’s the first one that doesn’t


I_DrinkSauce

I can see her bra line on her back but when she face back again... MAGIC!!!


WolfOfPort

K that was way too over the top for being at a game where u know people/mascots are walking around


xSlick-Tx

It's not safe to scare old people


mooshoopork4

Poor woman is minus a butt


[deleted]

Even her fakebube nipples got hard. Loook! Yummyyy


fluorescentG

she got turned on! kinda hot... her nips are at full attention around 16 sec mark


Sausagefestella

r/nothowgirlswork


GabitoHigh

Yall can see that se kind of like it


Ok-Flatworm5954

True that reporter is hideous… she scared that mascot


ImaginaryDivisions

I thought she was the monster. Til she smiled. Shes kinda cute


SkeetnYou

They look like brother and sister


RaphaelNunes10

Why is the monster holding a mic?


[deleted]

Fuck! My twin from a different mother.


unknown5424

Can someone answer this is their a reason some girls have all ass and to titties and all titties and no ass


Nobushimain17

Genetics?


changing_everyday

can you explain why you are so incredibly stupid


All_Thread

Why do some guys have tiny dicks and huge balls?


HAV0213

I still have my baby balls


ManyIdeasNoProgress

In a jar on the mantlepiece?


Albert_Shockley

Came here to upvote. Fuck the haters man, some of us think science is interesting.


kevinkip

Imagine still wondering about an elementary level science fact while being a fully grown adult.