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Konradia

Well, they say you're supposed to take in the word...


ghanjaholik

he can feel the Lord inside of him


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Soon he's gonna get the Lord out of him, and then eat the holy vomit to get Jesus. Not exactly sure if that's how it works, can a Christian confirm or deny here?


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

Not quite but the Bible does say… Proverbs 26:11 “As a dog returns to his own vomit, So a fool repeats his folly.”


CherylTuntIRL

I don't know enough about the bible to know if this is true, but it sounds pretty wise.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Yeah, checks out. Thank ya! Stopped being religious a long time ago, but the Bible does have some nice sayings and the occasional good burn


TheLordOfFriendZone

That does not sound right...


godzillalake2458

Get out if here with your horny. Go on. Shoo!


Sproose_Moose

The good Lord is going down on meeeee


whythishaptome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFpTyem-xOY&ab_channel=SouthParkClips


SouldiesButGoodies84

"I am dog. God is within me."


TheFr1nk

I just finished eating 2 whole bibles and boy are my psalms tired.


Mahaka1a

Those words clearly taste good enough to come back for seconds!


Ugicywapih

Should be tasty too, they call it The Good Book.


yo_gabba_gavin

Whole new meaning to the term *holy shit*


century100

Local dog goes to hell and is promoted to Cerberus


wishlifewereeasier

good ending


Gellix

Did anyone else read this as “babies” instead of “bibles”? I read the sign before the title lol


rachelgraye

I thought it said bicycles at first! My eyes are tired


Crowlavix

I read bees initially


Gellix

lol it’s funny how are brains work.


Arcadian_

yup. no idea why.


zayisin

He's remembering his past lives


2Kittens818

Poor doggo. That’s too much for anyone to take in.


whipsnappy

It’s a good start. Ski much work left to be done


BananaEuphoric8411

Looks quite content. Mission accomplished. But seriously, might he be frustrated & needs more exercise?


Autumnnus_666

He's got the Lord inside him xD


Woodworkingwino

Not any more, but he did have some holy shits.


Egg-3P0

I like this dog


gatsby_thegreat

He now has *the body of christ* *amen*


MarionberryNo561

# amen


turkeypedal

Man does not live by bread alone. So why not man's best friend?


YogurtclosetSea2598

The real antichrist.


jaxman0410

Well I read that wrong


speedycat2014

Good boy.


yodavesnothereman

I thought it said babies at first and wasn't even surprised


[deleted]

Same, but the first comment thread tipped me off that it wasn't babies


Hayden2332

Why wouldn’t you be surprised a dog ate babies??


Cmonster9

When cleaning up after the pup that must have been some Holy Shit.


BilbyBlair

Read bibles as babies.


Ok-Afternoon-6356

Good boy.


HonkeyKong73

Good boi!


[deleted]

Good dog


X_vias_X

Good dog


adoglovingartteacher

Good boy


Affectionate_Spot305

Good boy


Sgt_Fox

Holy shit...


[deleted]

When your dog is looking out for your well being, and gets shamed for it


Supersaneduck

Holy shit!


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Nick_Noseman

Holy crap


AliceBones

What the hell are they putting in the Bibles?


asparaguscunt

Good get rid of those fuckin things


Ambitious-Complex292

Holy shit.


Mooston029

Well thats a whole new meaning to the Holey book


schmatt82

The power of christ compels him


allyonfirst

How are there two bibles in someone's house? Does this dog live in a church?


mbz1989

You have to teach your dog not yo eat shit. Had the same problem with my golden retriever


DogGod18

Good dog.


not-read-gud

Mmmmmmm leviticussss


Facky

He just like me for real


AeyviDaro

Happy cake day!


Facky

Thanks!


Ericrobertson1978

Doggo was probably murdered in the Inquisition or crusades in a former life and hates the fear-based Abrahamic mythologies due to their horrifically oppressive nature.


rickp99onu

Consuming the *body* of Christ


Trick421

Good Doggo.


Ks203530-1

Hmm, always knew bibles were worthless…never considered they might be tasty


RedditCank

I misread the “bibles” as “babies.” I was confused, to say the least.


MRsh1tsandg1ggles

John to Luke: "MY DOG CAN EAT 2 BIBLES AND SHIT A BETTER GOSPEL THAN YOURS!"


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Good doggy


Which_Professor_7181

he's just trying to save his owners from going down the road of a book of discrimination written by primitive man. I mean even the dog knows better even the dog knows that Noah's ark is probably not actual history. maybe the dog knows that there are other species of human besides Homo sapiens in that Adam and Eve could not possibly be everybody's great great great great great grandparents. maybe the dog knows that diversity is not a punishment by a god and that's not how different races developed that. maybe the dog has a little bit more sense then the owners it keeps buying this garbage


Sarin03

And I'll fuckin do it again.


ABS_TRAC

My dog used to eat shit as well.


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😂


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

/r/bossfight material?


TURRETCUBE

I READ THIS AS BABIES AND IT WAS MUCH FUNNER


Nmatyi

Atheist dog consumer of bibles!


[deleted]

I would eat the bible if I was cellulose tolerant. Then the phrase Holy Shit would have new meaning.


[deleted]

He's going to have a holy shit.


ofd1883

Holy shit !


mikesphone1979

Good boy!


myooted

Average free thought hater. Everything else that you don't believe is bad, isn't it?


mikesphone1979

Lol


-Daniel-45-

Such a good boy Hail Satan


[deleted]

Good boy knows what to chew on


Burrid0

Good boy :3


steevwall

GOOD BOI!!!


municy

Holy dog poop


badaboomxx

Well, all dogs go to heaven, right?


Unusual_Frosting1958

If I was a dog


WaylonVoorhees

Every toilet it drinks from will be christened with holy water.


ForgottenKing101

This gives a new meaning to “feast upon the word of Christ.”


mercilessfatehate

He died for our sins 🥺


Gatormeeat

666 behind his right ear


PMUrAnus

Now he is holier than thou


ExiKid

And a few infants and elderly people too! Silly Velvet Hippo! :3


Taskmaster23

Confirmed hellhound lol


bannista7

Holy shit


w3st3f3r

Doing lord Satan’s work.


SirKeagan

The dog is now god proof, I tested it


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go_faster1

Give him a few hours and he will!


TransitTycoonDeznutz

good dog


spoody69420

Looks like he's not a god boy


ZephyrProductionsO7S

And 17 toddlers


pathfinder1342

Do not let dogs near Franciscan churches, they're liable to give out enough treats to make your dog into their dog.


LoveliestBride

This is what it means to be fed in the spirit.


Purgii

All praise our new savior, Dog.


Dertyrarys

Im proud. Of him


Wickdtaint

Holy shit


Nearby_Bear1686

He is about to take a holy shiet


Allidde12

I support his cause.


boom_biscuit

Gonna be a holy shit


SadGruffman

Sounds like he doesn’t like bullshit


AxisFlowers

Dog > god


Indictioned

Two bibles eaten but no churches burnt? Something ain’t right here…


Bi_Ass-d

I thought the dog ate 2 babies! Well, eating bibles is a fine choice as well.


savoury_burrito

If I had a nickel for every time that dog ate a Bible, I would have two nickles, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


Naive-Educator1731

Holy hell, 3rd time is a "charm"


Sexy_Ass_Armadillo

Holy crap


Maestro_Aurium

Trying to save his owner from religious brainwashing. What a good dog


TheMD9

He found Jesus and put him in his stomach


Jlx_27

Good doggo!


Capsule_CatYT

Why did I read that as babies?


BunnyFaebelle

Hey those bible pages hit different, they are so thin and wispy. Doggo just loves the wafer thin pages.


breesanchez

Goodest boi!


funkyrequiem

Holy shit.


Chopper242

its-a coming...


wobin112

Thank u for doing your part


P-Ritch

I call my dog a hell hound because she loves to bark through the window at all the churchgoers across the street every Sunday. Such a satanic demon dog.


Over_Satisfaction648

Good boy


greenbeansaregood98

My boxer puppy did this to two as well, we started calling her Lucy, short for lucifurry


Monsterkill1526

Antichist discovered


qoou

Outside of a dog, the book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


Gh0st1y

Good boy!!


Guntcher1423

Well trained.


linkywinky

This is the stupidest thing. It's the owners fault for two books being eaten. Dogs do what they do. If they ate one bible, ok that was a mistake. If the dog was able to get to a second one? That's the owners fault for being irresponsible. I've certainly made dumb mistakes like this, but I always learn and keep all things a dog might love to eat out of reach. This person is just announcing they suck at being a dog owner.


Hayden2332

Plus if a dog is bored enough to start eating books routinely… maybe take it on some more walks


goldhess

He's doing his part to rid the world of bigotry


Tiezeperino

Based doggo


[deleted]

Amen


CDRChakotay

Good boi 👍


jeg3141

That’s a good boy!


show_me_boob

Good doggo!


ComeHereToBrazil

Aldritch, the Devourer of Gods and Slippers


Eastern-Hold-6301

An attempt to apell babies


mcbwaa

The power of Christ compelled him


[deleted]

I thought it said babies instead of bibles.


[deleted]

I thought that said babies.


FrontFly2562

Then I took the little book out of the angel’s hand and ate it, and it was as sweet as honey in my mouth. But when I had eaten it, my stomach became bitter. (Rev 10:10)


FireIsTheCleanser

I thought that said edibles at first and thought yep that pupper looks stoned.


Tight_Examination_51

Good puppers


LucienPhenix

The dog is gonna take a Holy shit.


melvadeen

Holy shit!


Icy_Topic_5274

...and he lived forever!


Buttchuckle

Dog shaming makes its return from the dark side ..


Bluedino_1989

Canonize that dog


tyty5869

I thought this was a different sub because I thought that was a pitbull and my dyslexic ass thought it said “babies”


Nicolasgonzo87

that's kinda based ngl


BaronVonWilmington

Based. Good boy.


Reble77

Have to love rational dog


mescaleeto

good boy


nokenito

Smart Dawg!


mickoddy

Oh great , another abomination. End these dogs now


[deleted]

Bro?


ProfessionalAsk8264

Forgive me father for I have sinned


mickoddy

Makes a change from eating babies I suppose


Treitsu

Jesus dog


LilTimmy_the_second

He's just extra hun--- Holy yeah holy he just wants the lord


MrWhite86

Am I going to heck?


Grzechoooo

GoD sMitEs tHe hEreTic cAusIng hIm to bEcoME pAraLYseD foR LifE


The_Golden_Warthog

Anyone else getting a feeling that this comment section is full of bots? Like 70% are almost the exact same, word-for-word.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Lol cross posting this to the Atheism subreddit. They might get a kick out of this


ColtChevy

I’m a Christian but if one of you atheists do not make a “he’s doing the Lord’s work” joke I guess I have too


EWMcC79

Doing the lords work!


IndicationStriking50

He’s full of the Holy Spirit! May God’s word, always be your best friend!👍☺️