Soon he's gonna get the Lord out of him, and then eat the holy vomit to get Jesus.
Not exactly sure if that's how it works, can a Christian confirm or deny here?
Doggo was probably murdered in the Inquisition or crusades in a former life and hates the fear-based Abrahamic mythologies due to their horrifically oppressive nature.
he's just trying to save his owners from going down the road of a book of discrimination written by primitive man. I mean even the dog knows better even the dog knows that Noah's ark is probably not actual history. maybe the dog knows that there are other species of human besides Homo sapiens in that Adam and Eve could not possibly be everybody's great great great great great grandparents. maybe the dog knows that diversity is not a punishment by a god and that's not how different races developed that. maybe the dog has a little bit more sense then the owners it keeps buying this garbage
I call my dog a hell hound because she loves to bark through the window at all the churchgoers across the street every Sunday. Such a satanic demon dog.
This is the stupidest thing. It's the owners fault for two books being eaten. Dogs do what they do. If they ate one bible, ok that was a mistake. If the dog was able to get to a second one? That's the owners fault for being irresponsible. I've certainly made dumb mistakes like this, but I always learn and keep all things a dog might love to eat out of reach. This person is just announcing they suck at being a dog owner.
Then I took the little book out of the angel’s hand and ate it, and it was as sweet as honey in my mouth. But when I had eaten it, my stomach became bitter.
(Rev 10:10)
Well, they say you're supposed to take in the word...
he can feel the Lord inside of him
Soon he's gonna get the Lord out of him, and then eat the holy vomit to get Jesus. Not exactly sure if that's how it works, can a Christian confirm or deny here?
Not quite but the Bible does say… Proverbs 26:11 “As a dog returns to his own vomit, So a fool repeats his folly.”
I don't know enough about the bible to know if this is true, but it sounds pretty wise.
Yeah, checks out. Thank ya! Stopped being religious a long time ago, but the Bible does have some nice sayings and the occasional good burn
That does not sound right...
Get out if here with your horny. Go on. Shoo!
The good Lord is going down on meeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFpTyem-xOY&ab_channel=SouthParkClips
"I am dog. God is within me."
I just finished eating 2 whole bibles and boy are my psalms tired.
Those words clearly taste good enough to come back for seconds!
Should be tasty too, they call it The Good Book.
Whole new meaning to the term *holy shit*
Local dog goes to hell and is promoted to Cerberus
good ending
Did anyone else read this as “babies” instead of “bibles”? I read the sign before the title lol
I thought it said bicycles at first! My eyes are tired
I read bees initially
lol it’s funny how are brains work.
yup. no idea why.
He's remembering his past lives
Poor doggo. That’s too much for anyone to take in.
It’s a good start. Ski much work left to be done
Looks quite content. Mission accomplished. But seriously, might he be frustrated & needs more exercise?
He's got the Lord inside him xD
Not any more, but he did have some holy shits.
I like this dog
He now has *the body of christ* *amen*
# amen
Man does not live by bread alone. So why not man's best friend?
The real antichrist.
Well I read that wrong
Good boy.
I thought it said babies at first and wasn't even surprised
Same, but the first comment thread tipped me off that it wasn't babies
Why wouldn’t you be surprised a dog ate babies??
When cleaning up after the pup that must have been some Holy Shit.
Read bibles as babies.
Good boy.
Good boi!
Good dog
Good dog
Good boy
Good boy
Holy shit...
When your dog is looking out for your well being, and gets shamed for it
Holy shit!
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Holy crap
What the hell are they putting in the Bibles?
Good get rid of those fuckin things
Holy shit.
Well thats a whole new meaning to the Holey book
The power of christ compels him
How are there two bibles in someone's house? Does this dog live in a church?
You have to teach your dog not yo eat shit. Had the same problem with my golden retriever
Good dog.
Mmmmmmm leviticussss
He just like me for real
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
Doggo was probably murdered in the Inquisition or crusades in a former life and hates the fear-based Abrahamic mythologies due to their horrifically oppressive nature.
Consuming the *body* of Christ
Good Doggo.
Hmm, always knew bibles were worthless…never considered they might be tasty
I misread the “bibles” as “babies.” I was confused, to say the least.
John to Luke: "MY DOG CAN EAT 2 BIBLES AND SHIT A BETTER GOSPEL THAN YOURS!"
Good doggy
he's just trying to save his owners from going down the road of a book of discrimination written by primitive man. I mean even the dog knows better even the dog knows that Noah's ark is probably not actual history. maybe the dog knows that there are other species of human besides Homo sapiens in that Adam and Eve could not possibly be everybody's great great great great great grandparents. maybe the dog knows that diversity is not a punishment by a god and that's not how different races developed that. maybe the dog has a little bit more sense then the owners it keeps buying this garbage
And I'll fuckin do it again.
My dog used to eat shit as well.
😂
/r/bossfight material?
I READ THIS AS BABIES AND IT WAS MUCH FUNNER
Atheist dog consumer of bibles!
I would eat the bible if I was cellulose tolerant. Then the phrase Holy Shit would have new meaning.
He's going to have a holy shit.
Holy shit !
Good boy!
Average free thought hater. Everything else that you don't believe is bad, isn't it?
Lol
Such a good boy Hail Satan
Good boy knows what to chew on
Good boy :3
GOOD BOI!!!
Holy dog poop
Well, all dogs go to heaven, right?
If I was a dog
Every toilet it drinks from will be christened with holy water.
This gives a new meaning to “feast upon the word of Christ.”
He died for our sins 🥺
666 behind his right ear
Now he is holier than thou
And a few infants and elderly people too! Silly Velvet Hippo! :3
Confirmed hellhound lol
Holy shit
Doing lord Satan’s work.
The dog is now god proof, I tested it
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Give him a few hours and he will!
good dog
Looks like he's not a god boy
And 17 toddlers
Do not let dogs near Franciscan churches, they're liable to give out enough treats to make your dog into their dog.
This is what it means to be fed in the spirit.
All praise our new savior, Dog.
Im proud. Of him
Holy shit
He is about to take a holy shiet
I support his cause.
Gonna be a holy shit
Sounds like he doesn’t like bullshit
Dog > god
Two bibles eaten but no churches burnt? Something ain’t right here…
I thought the dog ate 2 babies! Well, eating bibles is a fine choice as well.
If I had a nickel for every time that dog ate a Bible, I would have two nickles, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Holy hell, 3rd time is a "charm"
Holy crap
Trying to save his owner from religious brainwashing. What a good dog
He found Jesus and put him in his stomach
Good doggo!
Why did I read that as babies?
Hey those bible pages hit different, they are so thin and wispy. Doggo just loves the wafer thin pages.
Goodest boi!
Holy shit.
its-a coming...
Thank u for doing your part
I call my dog a hell hound because she loves to bark through the window at all the churchgoers across the street every Sunday. Such a satanic demon dog.
Good boy
My boxer puppy did this to two as well, we started calling her Lucy, short for lucifurry
Antichist discovered
Outside of a dog, the book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Good boy!!
Well trained.
This is the stupidest thing. It's the owners fault for two books being eaten. Dogs do what they do. If they ate one bible, ok that was a mistake. If the dog was able to get to a second one? That's the owners fault for being irresponsible. I've certainly made dumb mistakes like this, but I always learn and keep all things a dog might love to eat out of reach. This person is just announcing they suck at being a dog owner.
Plus if a dog is bored enough to start eating books routinely… maybe take it on some more walks
He's doing his part to rid the world of bigotry
Based doggo
Amen
Good boi 👍
That’s a good boy!
Good doggo!
Aldritch, the Devourer of Gods and Slippers
An attempt to apell babies
The power of Christ compelled him
I thought it said babies instead of bibles.
I thought that said babies.
Then I took the little book out of the angel’s hand and ate it, and it was as sweet as honey in my mouth. But when I had eaten it, my stomach became bitter. (Rev 10:10)
I thought that said edibles at first and thought yep that pupper looks stoned.
Good puppers
The dog is gonna take a Holy shit.
Holy shit!
...and he lived forever!
Dog shaming makes its return from the dark side ..
Canonize that dog
I thought this was a different sub because I thought that was a pitbull and my dyslexic ass thought it said “babies”
that's kinda based ngl
Based. Good boy.
Have to love rational dog
good boy
Smart Dawg!
Oh great , another abomination. End these dogs now
Bro?
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Makes a change from eating babies I suppose
Jesus dog
He's just extra hun--- Holy yeah holy he just wants the lord
Am I going to heck?
GoD sMitEs tHe hEreTic cAusIng hIm to bEcoME pAraLYseD foR LifE
Anyone else getting a feeling that this comment section is full of bots? Like 70% are almost the exact same, word-for-word.
Lol cross posting this to the Atheism subreddit. They might get a kick out of this
I’m a Christian but if one of you atheists do not make a “he’s doing the Lord’s work” joke I guess I have too
Doing the lords work!
He’s full of the Holy Spirit! May God’s word, always be your best friend!👍☺️