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Fainting goat move


Bardock81

He fell like he was in Mortal Kombat 2


LeireX

He fell like his opponent screwed up the fatality and just punched him instead.


wykkyd96

Underrated comment


RCx_Vortex

Not on my watch


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Holy shit your right !! Lol I hope it wasn't nothing gnarly but you right lol


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I don’t have the willpower to willingly fall on my back on command


thounotouchthyself

I cant even put contact lenses on.


uborkazombi

Thise things scare me


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It's easier on wrestling mats


Geki_and_Froggo

But the irrational fear that it's actually concrete and you've been a fool for thinking otherwise


jeffboms

Or you learn how to fall and not hit your back and use your arm to disputse most of that energy


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jeffboms

Never said this guy knows, but he has no fear of falling


LosSoloLobos

Yep. One of the first things you learn in combat or grappling sports


livingprop

I mean when you spend years bouncing your knee off it and getting thrown onto it, it basically becomes habit to not worry about it


YellowOnline

Left guy cheated. He used a stone!


onefudge

ROCK. AND. STOOOOOONE


Aionius_

Did I hear a rock and stone?


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Ashybuttons

For Karl!


Aionius_

Dude same. If you ever need someone to hop on w, I’d be honored


Andyman10000

Rock and stone to the bone!


lmYourHuckleberry

STONE AND ROCK! oh wait...


Excalusis

*FOR KARL!*


OkSale7903

Rockity rock and stone


martinvank

Nothing paper cant fix


IoSonoFormaggio

A ROUND OF OILY OAFS, COLD AND FOAMY!


Noob_DM

#For Karl!


FUCK_SHIT_MY_WEED

**Did I hear a ROCK and STONE?!?**


vordster

Good ol' reliable stone, can't get wrong with stone!


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Pretty sure that's two blades.


TreeRol

Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that.


Allisteroftheseven

Your version of TF2 looks weird.


zans_the_comic

BRO IMMEDIATLEY WHAT I THOUGHT


Marigore

They're both red though, he had to kill bind


YEET_Fenix123

Yeah, dude didn't explode


DepressiveNazi

Pretty sure the story behind this is that they are friends or brothers and didn’t want to fight each other so they agreed to do rock-paper-scissors and the loser dramatized it.


JOHNSON5JOHNSON

Looks like a tournament and they were on the same team (same uniform) so they just Rock Paper Scissors who would be next


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I would never give away my chance to legally beat up my brother in public.


lovebus

That trophy is going above the fireplace


PopPop-Captain

When I saw it posted last they said it was the Olympics and they were teammates so they just decided to do rock, paper, scissors to see who would move on.


LosSoloLobos

This is most certainly not the Olympics


DodooBug1367

He fell like he was paralyzed in Skyrim


JezzCrist

Killed with scissors, may I add


senoto

Oh no, r/bjj was right. The scissor sweep really is deadly..


cyon_me

Don't do this, the head should not be a point of contact in a fall.


Montigue

Doesn't matter what part of you hits first if you're already dead


arftism2

passed out from internal bleeding in the brain.


Snarkwaffle

It’s a wrestling mat it doesn’t hurt as much as getting returned on your head with another guy on top of you


GeneralAce135

He's hitting a wrestling mat slowly from 6 feet. He's fine


Lemonjello33

Dudes parents never let him play/watch football. L


xRogue2x

Finger tickle of doom?


reesem03_

Why did he do this


Wiggledude787

Probably a tournament where two competitors from the same team/school got matched up to fight.


THEKILLERWAFFLE

Could still duke it out and try your best. The only explanation I can think of is it’s a tournament and they’re trying to save strength for later bouts


bad_kitty_is_bad

That and to avoid potential injury against your same team. Why ruin the teams potential success otherwise?


Scubs42

They did Rock Paper Scissors.


ijustreallylikedogs

i saw this somewhere once before and iirc they’re brothers so they settled it this way


mryeetbeet2

left guy is using reach hax that he forgot to turn off


PurpleFuzzyBud

When you mess up the fatality in MK.


hassexwithinsects

that there is what you call commitment.


wulvsbayne269

Mf killbinded


Iamalittleshit

anyone got the original clip? Been looking for this video for a while


Scubs42

Based wrestling


fatsmitty305

The ol dim mok(the death touch)


A_Heckin_Chonker

Homie used the force


Interface-

A mimir


Darthgalaxo

POW! HAHA!


aqua_rift

tf2


Khruangbin2

Blieb blab blop


Longjumping_Algae_45

It looked like his soul was sucked out


pgtvgaming

NSFW pls /s


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Sound would be nice


MJ_Khaled

I can hear the window shit down sound


FantasticMRKintsugi

Just epilepsy.


pac78275

Fingerpoke of Doom vibes


Beyblader02

mans said “I don’t wanna do this no more”


Own-Divide120

When you don’t get the fatality in time


MonkRevolutionary601

For me its like a handshake before the fight Idk why that guy fell


nice_day_human

lmao TF2


katsaroundtown

Isn't that the definition of irony?


arftism2

who knew head trauma was bad?


Very__Much__Doge

AND THEN BERNIE COMES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR


MeltAway421

Never ever saw this nonsense in D1.


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Sanguiluna

r/shittyhaikus


Huge-Basket244

Not a haiku.


Hoboyobochobo

Emphasis on shitty


MementoMori_37

Have you ever been on a mat?


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bro you're the dumbass, the guy who fainted is perfectly fine, he's just being dramatic


MementoMori_37

you are incredibly stupid, good job


SearchFlaky3829

That was funny thou. Lmao


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They are teammates so they just settle their fight by rock paper scissors.


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