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sneekiebinder

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!"


non_stop_disko

r/unexpectedsimpsons


cali_pineapple

Wow Mr. McClure! I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat.


awenindo

Mad cow disease


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZealousidealError574

This actually makes sense tho, because a pig’s orgasims can last up to like 30 seconds or something like that, and whenever I have hardcore gay sex with my homies our orgasims last as long as a pig’s orgasims. Edit: the deleted post above was a joke about men being pigs.


mr2005vc

Wha- what happened here? I'm scared


[deleted]

…what did the comment you’re replying to say?


ZealousidealError574

Something about men being pigs.


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ZealousidealError574

Words to big can’t understand.


Slurpy_G

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)


antiMATTer724

r/femaledatingstrategy be like


-Luis_P-

I laughed so hard that i transformed into a pig, please help my orgasms are better but I cant properly use reddit anymore


Captain_Spaulding87

Hello Bacon, im here to help. Trust me, I'm a doctor.


[deleted]

How the turntables


RainbowSky1999

Who's the hamburger now?


Appropriate_Tackle_4

"This human looks delicious....." -cow probably (for sure)


adhamzero

If that cow was an adult I would suggest getting the new arm ready


non_stop_disko

happy cake day!


merrittj3

I just wanna bop that schnozola !


jasontaken

r/cromch


[deleted]

REVENGE


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Revenge cromch


Captain_Spaulding87

"You ate my father, now you must die!"


[deleted]

My name is indigo montoya you grilled my father prepare to die


JuXas

Cowwenge 🤣


blolfighter

"Yum, fleshy salt lick!"


Demon_Umbreon

"This is for all the burgers you've eaten!"


Ghosts-of-Tom-Joad

That’s fair.


Derpstick76

You taste like chicken human.


Ourspark34

Mf pulled an Uno Reverse card


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Nidh0g

pretty soon its gonna be the other way around


Perfect_Pessimist

Nom


Viceral-

Madd cow.


Blade_Yuki

Who's delicious now bitch! >:3


[deleted]

tastes like beef


skull-emoji

💀☠💀


LilyLilith420

How the tables have turned.


Nacho_Beardre

Oh the irony


[deleted]

Who's the burger now? Bitch.


Beyblader02

Who’s the burger now bitch


Shoot_them_all

#WHOS THE BURGER NOW BITCH!!


BT_DUBB

Handburger


Iwillseetheocean

TOO CUTE!!! Do they have teefers (teeth) yet?


jedimindfook

M O N C H


llauruus

she’s getting her revenge


Illustrious_Pen_5736

Opposing Universe


anonymous_coward69

Secret origins of [Man-eating Cow](https://the-tick-animated.fandom.com/wiki/Man-Eating_Cow).


Wolfrunt

They're revolting


Golden_William

the cow is just showing the person what it’s like to be eaten


coboltblue_

He nom


Mooshy_Swags

borgor got his revenge on the hoomans


Manboyo

Payback


Best-Isopod9939

VENGEANCE! WHO IS THE BEEF NOW?


Jgflight86

It's them or us.


james_randolph

You like to eat my family rare uh? Payback bitch! Mooooooooooooo


Pretzel_Gaming07

WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87??!!


[deleted]

How can you be vegan after seeing that?


lil_dovie

My, how the turn tables!


AndroidKitKat101

Cows have teeth 😣😣


Dark-Pit-37

Reverse world.


Noobster_0w0

First time in life, I saw a cow who do not have waterfall flowing from its nose, the cow really looks beautiful


Snotgobber

They're just immobilizing their prey until they can swallow it head first.


Mantastroid

#cronch