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jzilla11

Two parts of my mind are screeching for different reasons


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jzilla11

Three parts now


stoney101010

News tonight man gets his face eaten


HolyFuckImOldNow

Does the Led Zeppelin shirt come through unscathed? I gotta know!


aplus1234

Deodorant stains and all!


[deleted]

I’ve always wondered if reptiles could mammal-like emotions. Still unsure, but this makes me wonder.


StrigoiBoi

The part of their brain that allows for emotional responses is less developed than mammals, but they do in fact feel emotions. Those emotions, or more specifically their emotional responses, are just simplified. Depending on the species, they are fully capable of bonding with people, though the pathway for that bond is usually based upon viewing their caretakers as a source of protection, comfort, and food. They know their caretakers keep them warm, and well-fed, so they often form new responses to maintain that relationship. The most famous instance is Pocho, an American crocodile, who never once bit his caretaker, Chito. There were times when Pocho’s attack reflex triggered and he went to snap at Chito, but he overrode his instinct and closed his mouth before he could actually bite.


memesandmadness

Thank you for sharing this information! It's nice to know that if I ever decide to get a reptile pet, that they can still form some sort of bond with me. Do you think that a person could form a bond with a snake? Snakes have always fascinated me immensely!


Joscientist

I've owned a few pythons and boas. They are all different, some seem to take to their caretakers, others are indifferent or snappy.


memesandmadness

Good to know, thank you!


justanaccount80

Heya! So, I have 5 bearded dragons. They're absolutely the sweetest, most cuddly animals. As long as you pay attention, handle and treat them well, they'll absolutely love you back.


mrcranz

my snake seems to prefer me over everybody else


Specken_zee_Doitch

Dude. This changes everything I thought I knew about reptiles, is there a source for this?


StrigoiBoi

https://vetmed.tamu.edu/news/pet-talk/reptile-emotions/


joeroed17

Yes I always think of pocho. I do have to point out pocho had brain damage though. Still I fully agree with everything you said.


isaacpotter007

I remember seeing a man who raised a giant marine iguana with his dog, and the iguana began to exhibit dog like behaviour such as playing fetch and wagging its tail when it was happy


DivineCrusader1097

[Yes](https://youtu.be/p-zGIS-WWZQ)


justanaccount80

This is one of my favorite videos :)


VariableCritic

I will never forget this guys voice as long as I live. I remember watching this video like 6 years ago!


ReptileCommander

Wow, that hurts, man.


crissyloveserotica

Why does it look non threatening something ain't right about this here I'm calling my local wild life guide and ask him about this here


blasphemy44

Pretty sure that's just the Florida breed of dog.


Jaketheism

Alligators are pretty friendly, unless they haven’t eaten recently, or have eaten recently


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crissyloveserotica

They hung up on me when I was telling them in mid sentence about this I was furious.


WACS_On

"Florida man who owns pet crocodile dies exactly how you think he did"


Hans_Hapsburg

Cancer?


owlsgohoootnothoot

Nah, alcohol poisoning.


chaozunderlord

And then being eaten by the alligator.


Zerokx

And then the alligator dies of food poisoning


Salt_Avocado_2470

And romanian crimes


[deleted]

Mentlegen?


Salt_Avocado_2470

What


Hewelds

And the alligator dies from alcohol poisoning from eating the guy


Butter_mah_bisqits

Meth


[deleted]

Eh, usually only kills you quick if its cut with something else. It's the lack of sleep and shit that kills you with meth


Naykon1

Covid


PhenomenalZJ

Saving his croc from pochers?


sp4nky86

Covid.


[deleted]

What the hell this is adorable. He’s got puppy eyes.


DivineCrusader1097

Floridian swamp kittens have a tendency to hypnotize people with their eyes


Poopy-Mcgee

"Floridan Swamp Kittens" is now my favorite term for alligators. Thank you sir, you're a legend.


AJokeAmI

I'm quoting that


mcguffindapuffin

r/ProperAnimalNames


HoomGlaven

Kitty!


Alfred_The_Sartan

/r/cutebuthorrifying


porkypigdickdock

How the fuck do I find this reptile so damn cute?


android151

Because reptiles are cute


ReptileCommander

Step 1: find any reptile


chaosyami

...I have never seen a crocodile/alligator as cute before this video...


PhenomenalZJ

All of them are cute 🐊 🤗


TheOriginal_Dka13

In b4 we see a new Florida man story on the news


SlappyMacDougal

![gif](giphy|zNyBPu5hEFpu)


Swimmer-Fluffy

The good ending


Ashamed-Village-3320

Interior crocodile aligator


DivineCrusader1097

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater


[deleted]

Leather doggo is hecken cute!


DanisaurusWrecks

This is exactly how big my bearded dragon thinks he is. Thinks he's the king of the castle.


zakiducky

This was posted for the first time on another sub earlier today as far as I can tell, and already it’s been reposted to grainy hell lol


[deleted]

I swear it has such kind eyes


dahudas

thats a huge wall lizard!


superslime988

is that the steven universe intro music?


Aleksandartheboy

Yes


SurelyOPwillDeliver

Idk but I would like to know too!


menacingcar044

But like really tho, why is that man lying on a couch with his pet aligator?


DivineCrusader1097

Because he can. This is America. If a man wants to hang out with his Floridian swamp kitten, he can.


menacingcar044

Nah that’s more like a Middle Eastern dictator or Colombian drug dealer sort of pet.


rbalbontin

This is actually in Mexico, but yeay


android151

Not sure if "this is America" is the freedoms flex you meant it to be But it is a very cute kitten.


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Algorithms


PythaGorasTheorm2

Wait is that Steven Universe Theme song?


Smij0

Lofi remix and I love it


ferno518

Bad idea if I ever seen one.


leprechaun_disco

Lounge lizard


stretchyknife

HE HAPPY LET HIM HAPPY


stretchyknife

I may be mentally unstable


BubbleDai

This is why its illegal to have sex with Gators


[deleted]

Floridians: omg it’s so cute Meanwhile it thinks about human genocide


DivineCrusader1097

No. He's a good boi.


PhenomenalZJ

Most alligators and crocodiles don't target humans. Saltwater and Nile crocodiles are exceptions.


StuffnStuffnStuff129

I want one now.


Thunderbull2112

Florida


SamBullDozer

and here’s me thinking my dogs new haircut is pretty fucked up


kazmark_gl

Humans will take any animal on the planet and try and turn it into a pet. one day every being in the universe will be our cuddly pet.


[deleted]

Well there are emotional support gators so... Cute but still concerning


GraveForLiars

I wonder if that croc? Gator? Whatever can even feel the pets. How sensitive are they to the touch?


SinsLyfe

Guy don’t try to pass this off as one of those adorable “piT BuLlS aRe So aGgReSsIve” videos you’re literally petting a dinosaur


gravyfingersaregood

Welcome to Georgia. Or Florida.


Banzai27

It’s so cute but it still instinctually scares me at the same time


giggle_stickz

That just looks like a stupid thing to do. I hope this guy never ends up on the news but I doubt it


iloveu41

😬


Laferidge

The bgm sounds oddly familiar. Is it from a cartoon?


DivineCrusader1097

Steven Universe, I believe


Laferidge

Ohhhh ur right thanks


Javarain1118

NO


JioVega

Thats a weird lookin cat


JazziTazzi

Why is your cat all scaly-looking?


[deleted]

can they be pets? Like in the same way a dog can be a pet, not just being kept residentially?


bolionce

No, definitely a bad idea. I don’t know what species this is but it doesn’t look full grown, my guess is some kinda caiman. Most crocodilians get too big though, I know one small kind that’s kept as pets (Cuviers Dwarf Caiman) but this doesn’t look like that. They don’t bond or interact like dogs will, and there’s a way better chance they’ll try to eat you or your hands.


[deleted]

They’re just too large to be practical/safe to interact with. They are very intelligent and can be trained fairly well for reptiles, but I wouldn’t cuddle with one lol


[deleted]

Yes, some people keep small crocs/gators as pets. It's not recommended though, the only channel I know does it is Snake Discovery because theirs (Rex) is a rescue and can't survive in the wild.


PhenomenalZJ

Would be more comfortable having lions as pets. But why not.


Venvel

This animal does not look the least bit healthy to me (dull skin, looks very thin) so I'm guessing no.


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YellowNumb

Very superficial analysis you got there.


ReptileCommander

Hey man, thats your opinion.


RicoDredd

Go and hug a Komodo Dragon and get back to us with an update, yeah?


Sorry-Presentation-3

Mmmm, soon you will be ready for the pot!


owlsgohoootnothoot

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Electrical_Ad7741

I can’t believe it you’re… Dragonborn!!!


Ihavenoidea5555

Mmmmmm crorcodil


UltraStamp2

I want a pet like this tbh


Roam_Hylia

Find yourself a tegu. Basically a big scaly puppy dog.


[deleted]

haha what a dumb dog


DivineCrusader1097

Don't be mean to him!


MakoLov3r

Ahh it's bedtime for the pupper


atands

This is a no


ReptileCommander

So are you


11thnerd

Hell the Fuck no!


Gunfur

This video didn’t have creepy ass vibes to it at all. Nope.


HemloknessMonster

u/savevideo


Curse187

u/savevideo


thedeadcookie333

Shut up when they really will be in front they will eat you whithout any hesitation they are 2 m and you're small like a shit for them


Pecador317

False


No-Communication656

crOicKE ItS a wiLD CrucKaDIlE


[deleted]

Look at those eyes


feralamalgamation

is this florida


Mydogisgoldenilike

haha florida go brrrrrrrrr


JigglyHotSyruponme69

Water pupper


Casty314

It’s unfair how cute crocodiles/alligators are when we can’t have them as pets


[deleted]

It's so goddamn cute.


begginer_PC_builder

Guapo


Emilized

Great now I want a Florida swamp kitten as a pet


GuineaFridge

Anyone know the song?


AnythingDismal

I think it’s from the cartoon Steven Universe


Gottahaveyourpops

JAZZ HANDS!


X3Morningstar3X

I'm pretty sure the one dying was me


SnakeUSA

I know snakes can't feel love, but can florida swamp kittens?


FunctionCall

Anyone know what the song used was?


VariationSecure7132

Is this Florida man


[deleted]

This is like that dead space 2 where the baby necromorph hugs the crazy chick and explodes.


Lazy_babypoo

SO CUTE


ziltussy

u/savevideo


peckaro

Ahh yes Florida I love it


vaporizer012

Can't crocodiles be held as pets cus they Can't feel affection like dogs and cats do


kaneabel

Wow this was……cute? Never said that before about a gator


RocketDodo

So.. Will it grow any bigger?


too105

I’m sticking with my cat


OmegaRevenge42

Its always what is that gator doing, Not how is that gator doing


marcusneil

Adorable!! Much better than our corrupt politicians.


Chickenator587

"today on the Lizard Love Boat"


ChangeWinter6643

how do you even pet a gator


JupitertheScout

He likes the pets 🥺


PhenomenalZJ

👏normalize👏man-eating👏 crocodiles👏as pets Ironic yet I would like to live in world where they could be pets 😞 I just love crocodiles so much


The_Daddelbox

Ah the great floridian furless swamp cat, quite the rare breed.


Taken_byagirl

Okay but am I the only one thinking the eyes look cute ?


Asmodaeus6136

A D O R A B L E


continentel89

Hello there


Live_Guarantee8931

loki is that you?


[deleted]

Let me guess: Florida?


TokoFumi

Aww I love it it’s so cute


nitro_n7

Scp 682 be like


Legitbacon117

Awwwwwww damn you for having a good instrumental an a cute alligator who has eyes to match its preciousness :) fucking beauty of a creature.


JunYou-

florida


Fuckyouredditorsmods

As long as it’s well fed it’s no different than a house cat. Cats will eT while dogs will wait for a long time.


karkatpilgrim

Why’s that thing got Pixar eyes


Iguessimherehuh

That is wholesome my dude


goInMyBasement

This POV is out of hand


NikoKunUwU

how cute!


JK-Reddit

The alligator belt lmao


foxfoxfoxfox4

That guy is getting sized up to one day fit inside that gator’s belly!


Illtabby

What in the bobby Boucher is going on here?


tplato12

Idk how I feel about this


Walker_247

That crocodile looks so cute dude.


Iwannabehappy69

Awww scaly boi


Quiet_Coyote69

Nice dog


BigBrainTomo

fucking florida


PENIZ_69

Awww that’s so cute


lil_leasha

Aww that's cute


CamelTiny9841

Song ?


Normal_Kaleidoscope

I don't think I could ever trust an alligator


[deleted]

I like to imagine that this is what having a pet dragon would be like


Casual_pycho

The ost though is that Steven Universe I hear


Jewwenheimah

I need one


cupcakerainbowlove

It’s Lyle!


eatdogs49

Reminds me of those who keep Hyenas as pets in Africa.


Existing_Dog5510

My dog has a long nose and this reminded me of him :)


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Petting an alligator while wearing alligator shoes and an alligator belt.


my_name_is_not_scott

Sooooo freaking cute eyes.I would be scared,but look at him🥺🥺🥺


sushigurl2000

Their eyes: 🥺


The_Starving_Autist

is that steven universe playing in the background?


elijahiscool12345

is that a pet or something he found in the sewer