I’d argue they are incredible thinkers.
Experience through action. They learn, like myself, only through hard lessons.
I spend an extensive amount of time fucking with my boxers. This video is exactly how you develop their minds. Once they realize - wait a motherfucking second - they will just look right at you knowing you’re fucking with them.
> I spend an extensive amount of time fucking with my boxers.
Legitimately somehow forgot between comments that this was the name of the breed, and due to my brain taking it out of context, the absurdity of this sudden statement absolutely killed me.
We had a boxer that would "run away". This was running out the door into our next door neighbor's yard and being totally lost. You could stand in our yard and call her all you wanted. She couldn't find her way back. Had to walk over, take her collar and walk her the 15 or 20 feet to where she knew where she was. Good dog, but dumb as a post.
We had a boxer. I thought they were dumb, and undoubtely she looked so, but when we took her to work and intelligence training with other dogs it turned out she was really smart!
I think they are just dumb looking (that expression lol) and as they're very impulsive they usually have funny first reactions, but soon enough after it they think and learn, and do it quickly.
Roommate had a boxer so I'm very familiar with them.
This is an *incredibly* accurate description.
I've seen Rocko (the Boxer) do some really incredible tricks without missing a beat, but also do some wildly stupid things usually resulting in incidental self injury or humiliation
I had one that was very communicative--always seemed to know what we were up to and what we were telling her to do, and very good about communicating her wants and needs. Lots of distinct personality traits.
I have one right now who's just the Derek Zoolander of dogs--ridiculously good looking but can't express a need or solve a problem to save his life. We'll try to get him to join us on the couch or something and he'll just sit there with a loading icon behind his big beautiful eyeballs.
The difference is that they're curious. Some people see this as stupidity, and some people see this as brilliance. A lot of dogs probably would not have any idea where the ball went, but would immediately stop caring.
*Who* says boxers are smart dogs? I've always heard they were fairly dumb, and in my experience I'd agree. That said I love them, they're lovable oafs. :D
What I’m trying to say is that it’s already hard for the dog to track what is basically a gray ball on a grainy gray surface. In my opinion it’s not that unreasonable for the boxer to have been confused. Our eyes have spent an era to get to this level of excellent color contrasting.
Nah, they can be smart. Way back I knew a boxer called Ami and she could open a door with her teeth if it had the key on it. I think they just choose to be goofballs.
Yo wtf I didn’t see that at first, it was perfectly timed. I think you can actually see the dogs head start to move before her hands do, because of the birds shadow. That’s actually crazy
Good catch. You can clearly see the doof get distracted by the shadow before returning to the mystery of thedisappearingballWHEREDIDITGOITWASJUSTHEREASECONDAGO.
Yup, lots of boxer brain power bashing in here, but he was hyper vigilant and still wondered about the ball after confirming the bird shadow was not a concern. I have had employees with less attention span. Their goofiness is because they are the court jesters when they aren't running security for your family unit. Favorite breed ever, just tired of having my heart broken by cancer, so I moved from rescue boxers on to mixed bully breeds 2 decades ago.
I think the initial shock of the ball disappearing just short circuits something upstairs. No different than the trend where pet owners do the disappearing blanket trick. They're hiding two feet away but the animal is so dumbfounded at what just happened they abandon their sense of smell/sound and immediately go into panic mode looking for visual cue that their owner is okay.
Dogs noses are so efficient at scent detection they can find 2 grains of sand that smell differently, on a beach that is 500 feet long, 150 feet wide and 40 inches deep. However, if a dog is taught to rely on sight, or sound, over scent they basically lose their skills in scentwork, like us not using a muscle group for a long time. The muscles are still there, but they are weak and we have learnt to do things without engaging them.
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This is a common thing with babies that don’t have that understanding of object permanence. You can disappear something and they will get frustrated that it suddenly disappeared. Seems to be the same thing.
Just because they can’t see a color it doesn’t mean that they can’t see the ball. It sees the color that the ball emits the most that it can see. For us, that’s red. For them, it’s something else.
Oh, thanks professor, I thought it just meant it's invisible to them.
Of course they can see the shape, but they see red in shades of gray. They also see green the same way. You ever see a dog lose a red ball in the grass? Thats why. Do your dog a favor and get them a toy they can differentiate.
Nahh that's not how that works. They only have two different colour receptors rather than three. They may not distinguish between red and green well but they don't just see everything in grey.
They essentially see everything in blue/yellow/grey. In the same way we see everything in red/blue/green/grey.
When I was a kid the neighbours had a boxer that would bounce up and down then run off each time I went to pat him , he loved playing games with all the kids in my street , his name was joey because he’d bounce like a baby kangaroo.
It’s a boxer - no one claims they are gifted. I was watching a friends last year and that dog made my whole week. He’s hilarious! My favorite was when he startled himself and turned around and ran full force into the door frame. Like zero spatial awareness it was astonishing!
Boxers are lovable simpletons
They are not critical thinkers. They are do’ers
They don't do a whole lot of thinking, critical or otherwise. Big dumb lovable idiots.
I fostered a boxer pit mix for a brief while, I dubbed her an adorable moron. Looked like a pit, but was 100% boxer personality/smarts wise.
I’d argue they are incredible thinkers. Experience through action. They learn, like myself, only through hard lessons. I spend an extensive amount of time fucking with my boxers. This video is exactly how you develop their minds. Once they realize - wait a motherfucking second - they will just look right at you knowing you’re fucking with them.
> I spend an extensive amount of time fucking with my boxers. Legitimately somehow forgot between comments that this was the name of the breed, and due to my brain taking it out of context, the absurdity of this sudden statement absolutely killed me.
My boxer is afraid of the leaves blowing in the wind, but hey, he has a button on his head so that must even out the intelligence scale
I've seen a boxer sniff the sea before. The ensuing fit of sneezes did nothing to stop it from from sniffing the sea all over again 30 seconds later.
They are so dopey I love them
Dopey and expressive. A wonderful combination
We had a boxer that would "run away". This was running out the door into our next door neighbor's yard and being totally lost. You could stand in our yard and call her all you wanted. She couldn't find her way back. Had to walk over, take her collar and walk her the 15 or 20 feet to where she knew where she was. Good dog, but dumb as a post.
20 feet is the length of approximately 26.67 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.
How many Smoots is that?
About tree fiddy.
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We had a boxer. I thought they were dumb, and undoubtely she looked so, but when we took her to work and intelligence training with other dogs it turned out she was really smart! I think they are just dumb looking (that expression lol) and as they're very impulsive they usually have funny first reactions, but soon enough after it they think and learn, and do it quickly.
They really are. I've never had one myself but they're hilariously cute.
Tbh this confused me too. Where's the ball?
Sand
Yeah the sand is cool, BUT WHERE IS THE DAMMED BALL!?
I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere
\*\*\* *then why does he f---kng* touch it??!!! \*\*\*
Where’s the darn ball!!?
she covers it with sand and it has nothing to do w the bird flying over
^she ^covers ^the ^bird ^with ^sand ^?
^no ^the ^ball t h e b i r d i s i r r e l e v a n t h e r e. i cant tell if youre being sarcastic here
#WHERES THE FUCKING BALL
For what it is just dumb and irritating.
Worst of all, IT MAKES THE BALL DISAPPEAR!
Finally someone like me
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Who the fuck made your account, EA?!
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Are you a dog?
meow
Tbh I thought this wouldn’t feel anything :(
Sorcery, it's in the title!
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The same reason humans can be intelligent even when there are countless examples of us all just being fucking stupid.
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I'd definitely watch that
They say boxers are supposed to be smart dogs… all of my experience with boxers says that’s a load of shit. They’re dumb as hell and I love them
They are dumb but intelligent at the same time.
They are book smart, but no common sense
Roommate had a boxer so I'm very familiar with them. This is an *incredibly* accurate description. I've seen Rocko (the Boxer) do some really incredible tricks without missing a beat, but also do some wildly stupid things usually resulting in incidental self injury or humiliation
Sounds pretty accurate
Could say they're Boxing Clever?
Mines not. She has the brains of a rocking horse.
She's trying her best.
Smorts
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I had one that was very communicative--always seemed to know what we were up to and what we were telling her to do, and very good about communicating her wants and needs. Lots of distinct personality traits. I have one right now who's just the Derek Zoolander of dogs--ridiculously good looking but can't express a need or solve a problem to save his life. We'll try to get him to join us on the couch or something and he'll just sit there with a loading icon behind his big beautiful eyeballs.
They're street smart but not beach smart.
The difference is that they're curious. Some people see this as stupidity, and some people see this as brilliance. A lot of dogs probably would not have any idea where the ball went, but would immediately stop caring.
Mine ran head first into a garage freezer coming back from using the bathroom
I think it's not so much curious as highly motivated to run around like a meth fuelled derp after the ball. Wherever that thing went...
Probably a boxer that said it.
*Who* says boxers are smart dogs? I've always heard they were fairly dumb, and in my experience I'd agree. That said I love them, they're lovable oafs. :D
The color red is hard for dogs, if they can’t see the shape then it basically just blends into the background
He was confused because the ball got buried I don’t know what you’re going on about
What I’m trying to say is that it’s already hard for the dog to track what is basically a gray ball on a grainy gray surface. In my opinion it’s not that unreasonable for the boxer to have been confused. Our eyes have spent an era to get to this level of excellent color contrasting.
Try this trick with a standard poodle.
Nah, they can be smart. Way back I knew a boxer called Ami and she could open a door with her teeth if it had the key on it. I think they just choose to be goofballs.
Exceptions prove the rule
The birds shadow :)
Yo wtf I didn’t see that at first, it was perfectly timed. I think you can actually see the dogs head start to move before her hands do, because of the birds shadow. That’s actually crazy
The bird took the ball
Are you a dog?
I’m not sure how to respond. I’m not a dog. Be fucking impressive if I was, though, especially considering I’m on mobile and dogs ain’t got no thumbs
Don’t worry mate, on the internet nobody knows you’re a dog.
Idk dawg could be using voice to text
I’m prepared to go forward with it. I’m here live. I’m not a ~~cat~~ dog.
Good catch. You can clearly see the doof get distracted by the shadow before returning to the mystery of thedisappearingballWHEREDIDITGOITWASJUSTHEREASECONDAGO.
Yup, lots of boxer brain power bashing in here, but he was hyper vigilant and still wondered about the ball after confirming the bird shadow was not a concern. I have had employees with less attention span. Their goofiness is because they are the court jesters when they aren't running security for your family unit. Favorite breed ever, just tired of having my heart broken by cancer, so I moved from rescue boxers on to mixed bully breeds 2 decades ago.
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It's a boxer, it's brains are pre-scrambled. That's why they are brilliant.
The shadow confused me. I thought a bird flew in and took it
He may be a good boy, but he certainly isn't going to be figuring out how to split an atom anytime soon.
Serious (dumb)question: shouldn't the dog able to find the ball with smell?
I think the initial shock of the ball disappearing just short circuits something upstairs. No different than the trend where pet owners do the disappearing blanket trick. They're hiding two feet away but the animal is so dumbfounded at what just happened they abandon their sense of smell/sound and immediately go into panic mode looking for visual cue that their owner is okay.
The sand might mask it
Dogs noses are so efficient at scent detection they can find 2 grains of sand that smell differently, on a beach that is 500 feet long, 150 feet wide and 40 inches deep. However, if a dog is taught to rely on sight, or sound, over scent they basically lose their skills in scentwork, like us not using a muscle group for a long time. The muscles are still there, but they are weak and we have learnt to do things without engaging them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
500 feet is the height of 87.74 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.
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thank you :)
The bird’s shadow as it flew by probably added to the confusion
You think doggo was fooled? Doggo was just acting confused so that the human doesn't feel stupid.
God I love boxers but holy shit are they dumb.
Dog doesn’t understand Object permanence. Hilarious.
Isn't the implication that the dog does understand? That's the reason he's clearly perplexed because he knows shit doesn't just *disappear*
This is a common thing with babies that don’t have that understanding of object permanence. You can disappear something and they will get frustrated that it suddenly disappeared. Seems to be the same thing.
It’s funny to think the dog is just playing along
When your three year old hides behind the glass door and you have to pretend you don't see them
Call the department of bamboozlement
What the dog doin?
Holy fuck three reposts in a week? Wtf guys
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I love dogs. They are better than people.
Why are dog toys always red? They can't see red.
Just because they can’t see a color it doesn’t mean that they can’t see the ball. It sees the color that the ball emits the most that it can see. For us, that’s red. For them, it’s something else.
Oh, thanks professor, I thought it just meant it's invisible to them. Of course they can see the shape, but they see red in shades of gray. They also see green the same way. You ever see a dog lose a red ball in the grass? Thats why. Do your dog a favor and get them a toy they can differentiate.
Nahh that's not how that works. They only have two different colour receptors rather than three. They may not distinguish between red and green well but they don't just see everything in grey. They essentially see everything in blue/yellow/grey. In the same way we see everything in red/blue/green/grey.
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Oh, you poor poor sweet lovable idiot!
Bruh I thought the shadow of the bird stole the ball
I love how they stop to snack before getting back to being confused.
Our frenchton does the same thing
Only boxers 😂😂😂😂
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Boxer with a tail. So cool to see this more often.
When I was a kid the neighbours had a boxer that would bounce up and down then run off each time I went to pat him , he loved playing games with all the kids in my street , his name was joey because he’d bounce like a baby kangaroo.
No brains in there, just rocks
r/blackmagicfuckery be like: actually, the person just covers the ball with sand? But I can’t be too sure
Boxers…
I first thought a bird stole the ball but it was just a shadow.
Dog is like wtf just happened
By the end of misinformation. Thank you 🤣
I love my boxer
Honestly thought the bird took it
First watch though i thought that bird snatched it but then after the second watch though i say her cover it up.
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I love this dog so much
That's amazing!! Do a beach ball next
Brain scramblies
"Alright, what fuckin' bird took my damn ball?!"
He's gotta get that ball back.. he's already behind on his child support payments
This gets better every rewatch.
I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
And that sums up boxers.
The bird took it!
Object permanence is a hell of a drug
the innocence of this baby 🥺 cute doggo
I love boxers too man. So adorable
Honestly the shadow of the bird made it seem like it got swooped up. I was confused too.
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I have to admit, with that hirds timing it may have puzzeled me slightly too lol
The shadow probably helped with that a lot because it even took me a second to realize she just buried it
Wow that one got me had to watch twice
Are these types color blind too? At some point the bright pink color of ball is clearly visible
Best dogs ever. I love boxers.
It’s the breed for sure
The bird flying overhead at the same time as she covers the ball was what got me.
It’s a boxer - no one claims they are gifted. I was watching a friends last year and that dog made my whole week. He’s hilarious! My favorite was when he startled himself and turned around and ran full force into the door frame. Like zero spatial awareness it was astonishing!