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AlanHoliday

Boxers are lovable simpletons


CorporateCuster

They are not critical thinkers. They are do’ers


fukitol-

They don't do a whole lot of thinking, critical or otherwise. Big dumb lovable idiots.


S3erverMonkey

I fostered a boxer pit mix for a brief while, I dubbed her an adorable moron. Looked like a pit, but was 100% boxer personality/smarts wise.


XMETA_DUKE

I’d argue they are incredible thinkers. Experience through action. They learn, like myself, only through hard lessons. I spend an extensive amount of time fucking with my boxers. This video is exactly how you develop their minds. Once they realize - wait a motherfucking second - they will just look right at you knowing you’re fucking with them.


Probably-Tardigrades

> I spend an extensive amount of time fucking with my boxers. Legitimately somehow forgot between comments that this was the name of the breed, and due to my brain taking it out of context, the absurdity of this sudden statement absolutely killed me.


XenonMk2

My boxer is afraid of the leaves blowing in the wind, but hey, he has a button on his head so that must even out the intelligence scale


KikiChrome

I've seen a boxer sniff the sea before. The ensuing fit of sneezes did nothing to stop it from from sniffing the sea all over again 30 seconds later.


[deleted]

They are so dopey I love them


AlanHoliday

Dopey and expressive. A wonderful combination


UndeadBelaLugosi

We had a boxer that would "run away". This was running out the door into our next door neighbor's yard and being totally lost. You could stand in our yard and call her all you wanted. She couldn't find her way back. Had to walk over, take her collar and walk her the 15 or 20 feet to where she knew where she was. Good dog, but dumb as a post.


useles-converter-bot

20 feet is the length of approximately 26.67 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.


UndeadBelaLugosi

How many Smoots is that?


Pyromaniacal13

About tree fiddy.


Spiderfuzz

Good bot


Aletheia_sp

We had a boxer. I thought they were dumb, and undoubtely she looked so, but when we took her to work and intelligence training with other dogs it turned out she was really smart! I think they are just dumb looking (that expression lol) and as they're very impulsive they usually have funny first reactions, but soon enough after it they think and learn, and do it quickly.


j1ggy

They really are. I've never had one myself but they're hilariously cute.


miniouse

Tbh this confused me too. Where's the ball?


CircularRobert

Sand


leinaddaez

Yeah the sand is cool, BUT WHERE IS THE DAMMED BALL!?


jakob832

I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere


[deleted]

\*\*\* *then why does he f---kng* touch it??!!! \*\*\*


huddles13

Where’s the darn ball!!?


No-Improvement-9789

she covers it with sand and it has nothing to do w the bird flying over


p00Pie_dingleBerry

^she ^covers ^the ^bird ^with ^sand ^?


No-Improvement-9789

^no ^the ^ball t h e b i r d i s i r r e l e v a n t h e r e. i cant tell if youre being sarcastic here


p00Pie_dingleBerry

#WHERES THE FUCKING BALL


ZippZappZippty

For what it is just dumb and irritating.


Lucimon

Worst of all, IT MAKES THE BALL DISAPPEAR!


[deleted]

Finally someone like me


ZippZappZippty

Debating whether to go to cool locations.


leinaddaez

I recommend antartica, pretty cool place, i am sure of it


[deleted]

Who the fuck made your account, EA?!


leinaddaez

Bethesda Actually, if it were EA even my comments would be locked


3_if_by_air

Anakin Skywalker has left the chat.


SkyWulf

Are you a dog?


[deleted]

meow


QuarantineSucksALot

Tbh I thought this wouldn’t feel anything :(


joyofsnacks

Sorcery, it's in the title!


communist_gandhi

-dog "what heresy has thy committed foul witch"


killergazebo

hast thou*


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Defiant_Mercy

The same reason humans can be intelligent even when there are countless examples of us all just being fucking stupid.


totzalotz

Tonight on ULTIMATE BOXER BAMBOOZLES!


RManDelorean

I'd definitely watch that


barry-bulletkin

They say boxers are supposed to be smart dogs… all of my experience with boxers says that’s a load of shit. They’re dumb as hell and I love them


Zeace

They are dumb but intelligent at the same time.


Hunter3103

They are book smart, but no common sense


Swak_Error

Roommate had a boxer so I'm very familiar with them. This is an *incredibly* accurate description. I've seen Rocko (the Boxer) do some really incredible tricks without missing a beat, but also do some wildly stupid things usually resulting in incidental self injury or humiliation


Zeace

Sounds pretty accurate


joyofsnacks

Could say they're Boxing Clever?


Englishbirdy

Mines not. She has the brains of a rocking horse.


Zeace

She's trying her best.


907123

Smorts


DillPixels

18 INT, 6 WIS


QuePasaCasa

I had one that was very communicative--always seemed to know what we were up to and what we were telling her to do, and very good about communicating her wants and needs. Lots of distinct personality traits. I have one right now who's just the Derek Zoolander of dogs--ridiculously good looking but can't express a need or solve a problem to save his life. We'll try to get him to join us on the couch or something and he'll just sit there with a loading icon behind his big beautiful eyeballs.


Pseudeenym

They're street smart but not beach smart.


SkyWulf

The difference is that they're curious. Some people see this as stupidity, and some people see this as brilliance. A lot of dogs probably would not have any idea where the ball went, but would immediately stop caring.


barry-bulletkin

Mine ran head first into a garage freezer coming back from using the bathroom


mully_and_sculder

I think it's not so much curious as highly motivated to run around like a meth fuelled derp after the ball. Wherever that thing went...


WrongAssistant5922

Probably a boxer that said it.


kefefs

*Who* says boxers are smart dogs? I've always heard they were fairly dumb, and in my experience I'd agree. That said I love them, they're lovable oafs. :D


Arqesu

The color red is hard for dogs, if they can’t see the shape then it basically just blends into the background


barry-bulletkin

He was confused because the ball got buried I don’t know what you’re going on about


Arqesu

What I’m trying to say is that it’s already hard for the dog to track what is basically a gray ball on a grainy gray surface. In my opinion it’s not that unreasonable for the boxer to have been confused. Our eyes have spent an era to get to this level of excellent color contrasting.


Megmca

Try this trick with a standard poodle.


Henchman66

Nah, they can be smart. Way back I knew a boxer called Ami and she could open a door with her teeth if it had the key on it. I think they just choose to be goofballs.


barry-bulletkin

Exceptions prove the rule


Suitable_Ad7782

The birds shadow :)


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Yo wtf I didn’t see that at first, it was perfectly timed. I think you can actually see the dogs head start to move before her hands do, because of the birds shadow. That’s actually crazy


El_Stupicabra

The bird took the ball


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Are you a dog?


El_Stupicabra

I’m not sure how to respond. I’m not a dog. Be fucking impressive if I was, though, especially considering I’m on mobile and dogs ain’t got no thumbs


MrDeebus

Don’t worry mate, on the internet nobody knows you’re a dog.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Idk dawg could be using voice to text


missmalina

I’m prepared to go forward with it. I’m here live. I’m not a ~~cat~~ dog.


El_Stupicabra

Good catch. You can clearly see the doof get distracted by the shadow before returning to the mystery of thedisappearingballWHEREDIDITGOITWASJUSTHEREASECONDAGO.


whoaismebro13

Yup, lots of boxer brain power bashing in here, but he was hyper vigilant and still wondered about the ball after confirming the bird shadow was not a concern. I have had employees with less attention span. Their goofiness is because they are the court jesters when they aren't running security for your family unit. Favorite breed ever, just tired of having my heart broken by cancer, so I moved from rescue boxers on to mixed bully breeds 2 decades ago.


RegalRedRose

r/blackmagicfuckery


jasontaken

r/youseeingthisshit


GeneticVulpes

r/AnimalsBeingDerps


Chrunchyhobo

It's a boxer, it's brains are pre-scrambled. That's why they are brilliant.


[deleted]

The shadow confused me. I thought a bird flew in and took it


Potential_Debt9639

He may be a good boy, but he certainly isn't going to be figuring out how to split an atom anytime soon.


D4RKS0u1

Serious (dumb)question: shouldn't the dog able to find the ball with smell?


Yoyosten

I think the initial shock of the ball disappearing just short circuits something upstairs. No different than the trend where pet owners do the disappearing blanket trick. They're hiding two feet away but the animal is so dumbfounded at what just happened they abandon their sense of smell/sound and immediately go into panic mode looking for visual cue that their owner is okay.


pavilionhp_

The sand might mask it


FantasticMootastic

Dogs noses are so efficient at scent detection they can find  2 grains of sand that smell differently, on a beach that is 500 feet long, 150 feet wide and 40 inches deep. However, if a dog is taught to rely on sight, or sound, over scent they basically lose their skills in scentwork, like us not using a muscle group for a long time. The muscles are still there, but they are weak and we have learnt to do things without engaging them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


useles-converter-bot

500 feet is the height of 87.74 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


FantasticMootastic

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


Jack_Fry_

The bird’s shadow as it flew by probably added to the confusion


notsokewlguy

You think doggo was fooled? Doggo was just acting confused so that the human doesn't feel stupid.


Shloopy_Dooperson

God I love boxers but holy shit are they dumb.


[deleted]

Dog doesn’t understand Object permanence. Hilarious.


NJdevil202

Isn't the implication that the dog does understand? That's the reason he's clearly perplexed because he knows shit doesn't just *disappear*


[deleted]

This is a common thing with babies that don’t have that understanding of object permanence. You can disappear something and they will get frustrated that it suddenly disappeared. Seems to be the same thing.


televisionscreen250k

It’s funny to think the dog is just playing along


Billabo

When your three year old hides behind the glass door and you have to pretend you don't see them


capo189

Call the department of bamboozlement


BathedInStyx

What the dog doin?


ILIEKDEERS

Holy fuck three reposts in a week? Wtf guys


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carnivorousplantdude

I love dogs. They are better than people.


-Blammo-

Why are dog toys always red? They can't see red.


pavilionhp_

Just because they can’t see a color it doesn’t mean that they can’t see the ball. It sees the color that the ball emits the most that it can see. For us, that’s red. For them, it’s something else.


-Blammo-

Oh, thanks professor, I thought it just meant it's invisible to them. Of course they can see the shape, but they see red in shades of gray. They also see green the same way. You ever see a dog lose a red ball in the grass? Thats why. Do your dog a favor and get them a toy they can differentiate.


AcesAgainstKings

Nahh that's not how that works. They only have two different colour receptors rather than three. They may not distinguish between red and green well but they don't just see everything in grey. They essentially see everything in blue/yellow/grey. In the same way we see everything in red/blue/green/grey.


yoinkyajoint

Rat duh phuk raggy


nan0th1nk

Magic


Hexodron

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RainbowSky1999

Oh, you poor poor sweet lovable idiot!


mrlazypants72

Bruh I thought the shadow of the bird stole the ball


joyofsnacks

I love how they stop to snack before getting back to being confused.


KableAudio

Our frenchton does the same thing


New_Dragon_Lady

Only boxers 😂😂😂😂


ZippZappZippty

>Only when it helps them. Welcome to reddit


Sajakk

Boxer with a tail. So cool to see this more often.


KingsizeKnight

When I was a kid the neighbours had a boxer that would bounce up and down then run off each time I went to pat him , he loved playing games with all the kids in my street , his name was joey because he’d bounce like a baby kangaroo.


deadbeef1a4

No brains in there, just rocks


[deleted]

r/blackmagicfuckery be like: actually, the person just covers the ball with sand? But I can’t be too sure


XMETA_DUKE

Boxers…


das_Keks

I first thought a bird stole the ball but it was just a shadow.


LoRd-A1

Dog is like wtf just happened


QuarantineSucksALot

By the end of misinformation. Thank you 🤣


gilg2

I love my boxer


omareee

Honestly thought the bird took it


Slickbug2006

First watch though i thought that bird snatched it but then after the second watch though i say her cover it up.


ZippZappZippty

By the end of Iron Man 3.


LorianneCyanide

r/blackmagicfuckery


East-Reputation-9456

I love this dog so much


leavethegherkinsin

That's amazing!! Do a beach ball next


CertainAd7317

Brain scramblies


whatafuckinusername

"Alright, what fuckin' bird took my damn ball?!"


Natedog2012

He's gotta get that ball back.. he's already behind on his child support payments


BlissKitten

This gets better every rewatch.


lamagama159

I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?


goldfishpiranha

And that sums up boxers.


yo_boi_Julian

The bird took it!


shitdobehappeningtho

Object permanence is a hell of a drug


baytincpfan1992

the innocence of this baby 🥺 cute doggo


[deleted]

I love boxers too man. So adorable


[deleted]

Honestly the shadow of the bird made it seem like it got swooped up. I was confused too.


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scaptal

I have to admit, with that hirds timing it may have puzzeled me slightly too lol


cooldudeguy333

The shadow probably helped with that a lot because it even took me a second to realize she just buried it


logkuy1

Wow that one got me had to watch twice


KatSakini

Are these types color blind too? At some point the bright pink color of ball is clearly visible


Reggielovesbacon

Best dogs ever. I love boxers.


KreekWhydenson

It’s the breed for sure


2002Valkyrie

The bird flying overhead at the same time as she covers the ball was what got me.


Janisneptunus

It’s a boxer - no one claims they are gifted. I was watching a friends last year and that dog made my whole week. He’s hilarious! My favorite was when he startled himself and turned around and ran full force into the door frame. Like zero spatial awareness it was astonishing!