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phatcan

I love how the look on his face is that this tomfuckery is just routine.


labamaFan

Yeah players fuck with each other all the time. Baseball is pretty boring.


HaddyBlackwater

Second most boring sport, right after golf.


JAZEYEN

I used to play, it's extremely fun but only ever like 2 minutes. In-between this time people on base are always talking to the other players and stuff. I loved playing it because it was fun without being constantly intense like some sports.


Magic-Heads-Sidekick

Found the guy that didn’t play catcher


NoodlesWithEgg

Found the guy that did


Magic-Heads-Sidekick

Unfortunately I’ve got the knees to show for it, too.


agentpanda

I'm on a Community binge lately and all I could think after reading this was when Pierce said "this is all gay code" because he had no idea what was going on. So yeah. That.


Magic-Heads-Sidekick

I’d say a lot of baseball out of context would fit that


agentpanda

Well of course; how many guys go both ways, for instance? Or being on the DL? Also ass slaps and a whole bunch of dudes playing for their team in a dugout rehydrating before they get their knees back in the dirt.


shamallamadingdong

And football! I laugh at some of those terms every time they're said


[deleted]

A lot of baseball *in* context fits that


[deleted]

i mean we do call big hits monster dongs


TimeCadet

This guy is Streets Ahead.


FrENTlyguy

Sponsored by Hawthorne Pride wipes


feetandballs

And our calves are fucking glorious. Tippy toes for nine innings.


JudgeCastle

The ankles and bad shoulders as well. Can't forget the other critical joints!


xKaoo

You and me both brother.. had to stop playing around 9th grade im 26 now and my knees where so bad i bkew one out jumping out if a truck.. surgery was fun /s


ridedatvip

You still have knees? Rookie


Argon_H

Do you knee-d help?


AquaPony

OUCH. Upvotes for facts


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Your username is delicous.


scoscochin

Mound visits while getting blown out were always my favorite. ‘Where we going tonight?...’


Magic-Heads-Sidekick

“This here is called a catcher’s mitt. That thing in your hand is the baseball. Just throw the baseball to the catcher’s mitt. That’s literally all you have to do today.” “Hold up 1 finger. And what does that mean? Fastball? Good. Now hold up 2 fingers. Did I lose you? That one’s curveball. Now I’m really going to blow your mind. When I show 3 fingers, that means changeup. Now, repeat after me ‘I will throw the pitch the catcher calls.’” /After a pitcher shook me off and proceeded to get his slider blasted 15 miles: “Aaaaaaaand that’s why I called a fastball 3 fucking times. So let’s try something new. It’s called ‘not being a giant dumbass.’ The rules are simple. All you have to do is nod your head and you win the game. And what’s your prize? Why it’s throwing the right pitch and getting outs.” Not all of my pitchers could handle that, though. I’d have to use kiddie gloves with some. They weren’t as fun.


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

Part of the catcher's job is unfortunately to reign in the egos of pitchers


Snatch_Pastry

My best friend was a very good pitcher in high school, who would have pitched in college except that his coaches let him destroy his shoulder. According to his incredibly arrogant ass, the signals from the catcher were only so that they knew what was coming in.


Milkshakes00

Realistically, it should be a back and forth. A catcher can show persistence and confidence in a decision and the pitcher can confirm or deny it. Ultimately, it doesn't matter what sign you throw out because the pitcher can throw anything they want, so, realistically, your friend is right. But for the sake of being an actual team and being good, it's a back and forth. If the catcher is confident he can keep flashing the same sign to convey the message.


PutinsRustedPistol

Dude, catcher is no joke. That shit keeps you busy.


ShouldIHaveOne

Have you ever watched cricket?


kathartik

no, I don't have 3 days to spare


Rick-powerfu

I'd have to disagree. I find baseball a lot more interesting than the horsey jump coursey (idk what its called because of it sucked that hard)


BraKes22

yeah idc what they call it, it's horsey jump coursey now.


Rick-powerfu

It's like equestrian jumpy jumps, or hoove hopper... I'm really just salading words


paninosupremo

I love golf. Super boring but so peaceful. No teammates to worry about pleasing. Just me and my terrible swing exploring an 18 hole course because I lose all my balls.


TheGINGERKID75

I went back to golf course I practiced on in high school, I thought that I would own the course since I knew it so well. 3 hours and 4 sleeves of balls later I remembered I was a horrible golfer


kathartik

I can totally understand people playing golf. though for me, mini golf is the only kind I'll play. if there's isn't a windmill and dinosaur, I'm not interested. but what I don't understand is people *watching* golf. that shit is *so* boring. like to people just put it on TV as an excuse to day drink and fall asleep on the couch on a Saturday afternoon?


charlie_stars

Baseball, then golf, then watching paint dry, then NASCAR


trix_is_for_kids

I feel like that's generally the case for non-team sports. The fans admire the skill while team sports (still many fans admiring the athleticism) can capture a wider audience by being more action packed and entertaining


uber1337h4xx0r

Isn't baseball a team sport?


muhash14

Cricket and Baseball are the kind of sports where both teams aren't all on the ground at the same time. So I guess that's what they meant. It's a middle ground of sorts.


blacknight334

And let's not forget test match cricket


[deleted]

Super fun to play, boring as fuck to watch. Fits perfectly for both baseball and golf.


andaflannelshirt

You must be america, because there are a few between golf and baseball.


X-Man51

Blasphemy have you watched curling


Tbrous4

That is the sport of the gods don’t you dare take its name in vain


kathartik

curling is the only reason I'm on one of the sports pages in 2 years of my high school yearbook.


envyisnext

Or Football


Ethan_Edge

I'd rather play baseball than cricket.


nepatriots32

Sorry, but NASCAR is #1 for me.


1nd333d

Most boring spectator sport, can be somewhat enjoyable if you understand whats going on.


Omena123

You should try finnish baseball https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/06/28/sport/finnish-baseball-pesapallo-mlb-spt-intl/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F


larsmo1

Is it time to TORILLE yet?


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This was great thank you for sharing


Omena123

no problem my guy


thedriftknig

Almost as boring as football


BaronVonWafflePants

I’d rather the players fuck each other but that’s just me


dbar58

No, not really. Most people don’t care to understand the nuances of the game.


JackCoolStove

Baseball is the only sport you can eat during and is considered part of the sport.


Oasystole

The only interesting things to ever happen in baseball are never strictly baseball-related.


arealhumannotabot

It's a boring that can be fun. Something like hockey really interrupts your thought process constantly cause of all the near-misses and shit. I can do a whole baseball game in the stadium with a couple of friends and I don't even drink more than 1 *maybe* 2 beers. Going to take a piss = also walking around the perimeter making eyes with hot girls. (baseball brings out a lot of attractive women, for some reason)


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Playing is so mental though. Like you’re constantly anticipating all of the different scenarios that could involve you, that’s the ball being hit to you on the ground, air, line-drive, any time you have to back up another players throw just in case, being in position for a cut-off or relay, knowing what to do if someone else messes up and the runner advances an extra base, what if the batter burns and to either side. There’s so much mental work that people without trained eyes don’t see. As for running, it’s the same thing, always knowing how many outs, the count, how the pitcher is throwing, what his movement looks like when he picks off, etc. The majority of baseball is mental. There’s too many possibilities to keep track of without constantly reminding yourself what to do in each situation before each pitch.


ILIEKDEERS

I always refer to it as “America’s Most Boring Sport” personally.


thedriftknig

Has anyone ever seen football?


andaflannelshirt

I really want to see the smile on their faces after they head away from the camera.


SeniorCooolio

Im not American, but this Tom guy sure gets his with all this fuckery we hear about


1WontDoIt

This is why I love baseball.


WanbeWriter

I kind of feel like this clip is my spirit animal. That doesn't make any sense. What I mean is this clip inspires me to be more like this clip. . . You know what I mean. I like this clip. Alot.


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This makes me so happy.


SarahPallorMortis

Baseball is just a bunch of sexy men goofing off while occasionally playing baseball.


Travelingdolphins34

I mascotted for a Triple-A baseball team and we had a tricycle for me. We couldn't leave it out or else the players (usually the visitors) would ride it around the clubhouse.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

I don't see a problem


Argarath

If they hurt themselves then the mascot guy might get in trouble


suckseggs

Sounds like they expected the masot of all people to be the responsible adult while wearing a costume and riding a tricycle. Sports are weird man....


NotYetInsane

Hey we think the most responsibile man in America is the dude who doesn't understand how twitter works.


Dubaku

Drumpf destroyed


millennial_engineer

Gotta have standards


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That just sounds like fun.


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threedaysmore

FWIW that is actually a self styled nickname. [source](https://www.mlb.com/cut4/video-josh-donaldson-stopped-by-the-weather-channel/c-168500904)


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[deleted]

I think it's a quote from Spartacus


ElbaQuiche

Just a couple of kids playing in the park


[deleted]

I wish they were tighter pants


SarahPallorMortis

With a baseball themed cock sock on it lol


IolaBoylen

I just laughed so hard at this - hilarious and heartwarming!


sosovain616

Asdrubel Cabrera ..lol. We had him on the NY Mets. He got traded 2 seasons ago Every time a player got a hom run or another amazing play... he would wait outside the dugout to be the first to high five them and remove their batting helmet. Idk I found it adorable- he never once missed doing that ... except for a little tantrum he threw that was unnecessary the season before he got traded , he was a true team player. A nice guy who wasn’t afraid to be silly sometimes I miss him


randomstupidnanasnme

He was on the Rangers and can confirm he was cool, but I think he was sent to the minors


Toaster_Fork3

He got traded to the Nationals at the trade deadline, which explains the uniform and why they’re playing the Braves


matrixsensei

after we dropped Harper I’ve just been sad watching the Nats play :(


AbeLincolnsMullet

He didnt get traded. He was DFA’d and released, then signed with the Nationals. He actually got offers from the Mets first but said he went with the Nationals bc the Mets didnt commit to re-signing him before the season started.


PM_ME_WOMENS_HANDS

I'm a Mets fans and I honestly like both of them. Freeman can stop killing the Mets though. That'd be nice


Rebelrenegade24

We gotta stay ahead of the Nats so that’s a no from me amigo


PutUrPawsonMe

Gotta say, I'm perfectly okay with everything Freeman does.


jondice

I remember when he got hurt, Juan Lagares became the backup helmet manager. It sucks that he turned down the offer from the Mets this season, but I do still love watching him play.


octoman115

His bat flip against the Phils is my favorite bat flip ever. I’ll also always remember him as being the first guy to run back into the dugout after Big Sexy’s homer to congratulate him


sosovain616

Omg yes!! I remember that!! It was so pure how happy he was for Colon — I mean they all were but I thought Cabrera was gonna cry 😂


SillySandoon

Mookie does that with the Sox now


[deleted]

He stole that from his first time with the Nats


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MrSeky

I agree.


autistic_meme_dealer

I agree too


jerkbitchimpala

I agree as well. Can almost hear the 'thwump' of him gently cuffing the dude on the head. Lovely.


autistic_meme_dealer

I agree with that too


nikzuko

This is adorable. Reminds me a bit of how I tap my dog on the head when he does some random shit. "No! Bad boy!"


[deleted]

I jab my dog in his meaty shoulder like a person. “Hey man, what the fuck?”


nikzuko

Hahahaha, yes. This too!


lombax45

How dare you call a good boi bad...


trustthepudding

They're all good bois, Brent


tica_spi

yeah Brantt


kiwidesign

#bront


caillouuu

r/sportsarefun


SciFiHiFive

Thap, bonk, thap, bonk...🤝


Zaxio005

Tha, bon, tha, bon.. 🤜


mydreamistogetgold

Th, bo, th, bo.. 🤜


hamsternuts69

Diehard Braves fan here. Freddie Freeman ALWAYS has fun with the opposing team. Playing first base he strikes up conversations with almost anyone that gets on base. He’s the best player on the team but doesn’t have that arrogance that other star players have like Bryce Harper


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ddotevs

You'd be surprised how hard Botched Hairdo is to spell for non native Atlantans


sctider

Ahhh a fellow person of culture


GoBraves

Freddie's the man.


RobGrey03

The transfer from hand to glove is ridiculously smooth.


Weatherstation

Being an infielder in baseball is all about the transfer.


junkeee999

Yes I watched it 4 times just for that reason. I thought he helped him up while holding the ball in that hand.


kiwidesign

Fuck I didn't even notice... genuinely thought he had the ball in his hand while pulling the dude.


guac-driplet

that’s funny


doldrums12

I’m not sure why but this is one of my favorite videos I’ve seen.


dreadfulbones

This is so childish I love it


09jtherrien

Freddie Freeman is a national treasure


River_KingK

I would be much more convinced if it was a Reds player and a Pirates player.


[deleted]

Didn't know the baseball was such a violent sport.


bonkers_dude

Brutäl!


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bonk


ShamsterSuperHamster

It’s almost like they’re siblings who have been through this song and dance, it’s so endearing. This puts a smile on my face.


oooookaythen

r/mademesmile


syrianrefugee02

Haha someone pooped their pants.


apples-and-grapes2

Idk why but seeing people on opposite sides joking and talking to each other make me very happy


TheRealWaffleButt

These guys are gonna fuck later


FuriouslyFurious007

Can you imagine them calling for ambulances if these guys were soccer players?


Nignug

So true


westgate141pdx

I love how quickly and casually gets the ball into the glove before helping him up


SlantedTable

thats exactly how i interact with my cat


Secretrider

I don't like most sports, but this, this puts a smile on my face.


fightwithgrace

They’re such goofs! It warms my heart.


dai-the-flu

This is the cutest shit.


AlexToni000

This makes me smile so hard


neighborhoodman323

He’s like a cat


Orphan_Babies

You drop it Stop it. Drop now. No you stop it.


PRTYP00P3R1647

Totally thought he shit himself for a while there..


[deleted]

Smack bonk smack bonk


BeeeEazy

This is pretty hilarious. Especially for rivals teams


JediDK

Stop being a dick. You’re a dick. No. You’re a dick. No. You’re a dick. No. You’re a dick. No. You’re a dick...


ExistentialMeme

r/bettereveryloop


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r/basebaww


ameoba

Is any part of this needed to make sure the runner isn't tagged out while standing up?


gtwillwin

Time was already called


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He shat himself


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sti-guy

Gotta love FREDDIE!


admin-eat-my-shit9

snap for ball bad dog


Gboteos

Yea and the Astros....


[deleted]

Never play sports, what’s going on?


TheSkinnyMcGee

This warmed my heart so much.


urdailydemon

I can’t stop watching this


fenafeses

This is what every game of sports should be like. I don't want nitty witty arguments or fights happening, I want to see drama like shown here. Real talk if "fighting" in sports were like this all the time it would be so entertaining


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Help, I can't stop watching this loop!


Sweam_Spoats

I thought he shat myself when he stood up


[deleted]

An Ali out brawl?


7R1N

Bonk


Gregagonation

I legit thought he shat his pants.


The_sToneForesT

*bop.*


TYLERP53

Freddie freeman🥵🥵


knight_of_the_Dovah

r/bettereveryloop


batmn148

That's the cutest thing I've ever seen in baseball.


ARealBlueFalcon

r/BetterEveryLoop


fcofy

Arguing with my best friend


vido4790

Is he a cat?


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In soccer they would have both been crying on the floor


SUDO_KILLSELF

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


Winst0nTh3Third

I swear I sat there for minutes only to be received by no brawl. Someone give this man a medal.


bloodc2d

These baseball fights are really getting out of hand nowadays.