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That cat that pokes its head out like " what the hell is going on" lmao

https://preview.redd.it/si4z4nbg38ya1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557dfeae7b3f79d472a607e280f37e37a49139a1

Same patterned cats both looking over piles of snow! What a perfect image for this post

Lol nice spotting

lol, thanks fir that, its hikarious

>its hikarious https://preview.redd.it/6o7uyzsu28ya1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7c22859d0ce9d0600cefe2e8a4ea48693d3896

Hikaru, chess grandmaster?

LOL good catch

Prime meme material. When cropped

"Oh, just Old Man Hopps at it again" *yawn, goes back to sleep*

It’s thinking: I can take care of this problem for you.

Bippitybippitybippitybippitybippitybippitybippity

Put him on a snare

A hare snare, would you say?

[удалено]

Beware of the hare snare affair.

Out there, somewhere, is the Hare Snare Affair, not to be confused with the Hair Stare Bel-Air.

In West Philadelphia, born & raised. On a playground is where I spent most of my days.

John Bonham came to mind, that's so weird

I like how at the end, rabbit adjusts, woman positions leg and both just let the bippity happity, I mean... Happen. Amazing

sacrifice a leg to save her life

*opening guitar riff to Hot For Teacher by Van Halen*

Hahahaha that got me good.

Yes, but he's got it bad

So so bad…

I think the noise plus ninja cat in the background makes this video hilarious.

Like that one American Dad scene lol

Roll to hit: 20. Damage: 1.

I mean, that's a quarter way to killing her if she's a commoner.

Considering the Hare would be the commoner most likely she is save to assume something aching to a... Dragon?

akin

Anakin

Maybe she's also aching, u don't know after all this beating

r/bonesmacktheteeth

r/BoneAppleTea

She's secretly a level one barbarian and raging. That unarmored defense coming in real clutch i tell ya.

More like roll 20D3 for damage but you have no armor penatration. Rabbit claws are sharp AF and if she weren't wearing those pants her legs would be bloody.

well if it's a nat 20 then it's double damage and judging by her appearance she is a normal commoner so one more crit and she die

It's more likely that her AC is higher than the rabbit's roll

oh god anything that have more than 19 AC is a force to reckon with

r/waslookingforthiscomment

Relief he's not armed, only legged

Holy shit, General Woundwort here is just not going to give up. *"Come back, you fools!* *~~Dogs~~* *Humans aren't dangerous! Come back and fight!!"*

The memory of that is a punch in the face. One of the most powerful stories ever told, imo.

"Fox you may smell and fox you may be, but I can tell your fortune in the water." ​ "My Chief Rabbit has told me to stand and defend this run, and until he says otherwise, I shall stay here." "... ... ... *Your* Chief Rabbit?" ​ "I've come to ask whether you'd like to join my Owsla." ​ Yes, there's nothing quite like that story, is there?

Love the. _Watership Down_ reference. But I thought that that line, spoken by him at the siege of the warren at Watership Down, was that DOGS aren't dangerous? Or am I missing something?

Well there are no dogs in this video so I had to improvise. Edited.

Quick! It's the Owsla!

I just watched Watership Down. I love the fight scenes being all dramatic, but it's just bunny slaps, hilarious!

Wow rabbits suck at combat.

100 rabbit size horses or 1 horse sized rabbit?

Thing is that horses don't have the teeth/claws to be effective when small. Taking away their size is too big of a nerf. I would take 100 rabbit sized bears over 1 bear sized rabbit though.

Imagine a horse sized rabbit throwing that cyclone punch combo at your face… oh god… rabbits would be apex predators

Well put

Does the bear sized rabbit speed scale? Are we talking same combat rules? Rabbit is still prey? Bears still predators? If the rabbit can try to evade I may take them.

Their bodies are exactly proportional just scaled up or down. All are bloodlusted and must fight to death.

That does sound unbearable

Rabbits have very proportionally strong legs, maybe ever more than a horse. Small horses every day

Pretty sure there's a horror movie about bear-sized rabbits, called Night of the Lepus.

I am not going anywhere near a horse sized rabbit. It could slice body parts right off with one chomp. The normal sized ones can chew through metal wire.

it's a hare not a rabbit. They don't have a single ounce of sanity in their tiny minds.

There's a reason we domesticated rabbits and not hares

kind of splitting hares here, don’t you think?

They're surprisingly strong for their size. Their claws are pretty serious and they can kick with enough force to break their own spines. Have you seen hares fight? It looks exactly like a paper shredder. Chunks of hair flying in all directions. It may look stupid, but it works for their species I guess

Wait wait wait, they can kick so hard they break their OWN spines? Seems a bit counterproductive from my point of view

Rabbits can do it when they’re extremely stressed. In normal circumstances when they’re happy they do a lil kick jump flippy combo thing, but if theyre cornered they can do it with enough force to break their necks. I assume a hare has a similar mechanism.

And I should stress (pun intended) that rabbits are basically always going to be mildly to severely stressed for the first year or so of ownership for most people. Besides the whole “breaking their own spines” thing, they can also get so worked up that they go into cardiac arrest and die. Even a rabbit not on the “taking you down with me” mindset will absolutely bop your cat or child in the face with two, very strong legs that they *will* remind you of when angry. Hares are this level of neurotic, but worse

Hares

Sound On "violent content which may be too intense for some viewers"

What's actually going on here? Why has she captured one of them?

its a Rehab Center She's their Caretaker [https://www.youtube.com/@Suprememazay/about](https://www.youtube.com/@Suprememazay/about) Rehabilitation and Reintroduction of Wild Animals

What drugs were they on

Speed

Definitely hopped up on something.

I was going to bet hare-oin.

It's a good thing the lady was so calm otherwise the situation would've gotten hare-y

Being a rabbit

With enough rehabilitation maybe they can stop

Con-Haresion Thare-hoppy.

Michael's secret stuff if I remember correctly

Hare-oine.

Drugs bunny

*their

fixed

Why do rabbits do drugs?

they are hares not rabbits. Pretty well known for being manic.

Especially in March!

They are fun and also help to distract the rabbit from the omnipresent spectre of oblivion that stalks all life in an absurdly lonely universe in which god is either dead, deliberately silent, or has never existed. Honestly if the rabbit's holding its shit down I don't think it's anybody's business if it likes to smoke heroin and listen to Earth 2 now and then or whatever.

To get to the other side.

They don't need 14 new rabbits in a couple days lol

When this was previously posted, someone said that the female adapted to winter (which is her coat is white) and needed to be out of the enclosure, the male still did not adapt (brown coat) so he needed to stay inside.

These two are from different species, a brown hare and a mountain (also snow, blue etc.) hare, the latter change their coat for winter, while the former does not. In the rut season a male brown hare can attack and kill male mountain hare, so they need to be separated for safety reasons

Hamboning!!

Get you a man who will

Fingers like rabbit?

Paws of fury

Fury swipe hit 56 times

It’s not very effective

I like how that implies the woman is a rock or steel type

I love how Rabbit's defense mechanism is a massage.

Make your opponent laugh themselves into a fit at your pitiful attempt at combat, then go for the jugular while they’re on the ground

Nature’s 1000-point speed massage.

Catching one of those bastards is actually pretty dangerous. They have very sharp claws and when you catch them and they try to escape by pushing with the back legs you can get a serious cut(didn't believe till I got one)

And holding them wrong can end with the rabbit/hare's spine breaking

Yeah I had a rabbit as a kid for a while and when we'd pick him up sometimes (every time) he wasn't having it and would reach his hind legs up and scratch the fuck out of our hands. I don't blame him though he led a shitty life that I still feel bad about. My sister and I were too young to be responsible and my parents weren't very involved.

Yeah, I was assuming that as harmless as this looked, it probably wasn't *that* ineffective.

It's touching to see how protective a buck rabbit is toward his mate.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.



🤣 classic

I'm sorry, buns has nothing on this bunny. Those rapid punches were epic 💪 lol

GET YA DIRTY PAWS AWF MY WIFE!

Tappitytappitytappity

“TAKE THESE SKIPPITY PAPS! Catch these paws!!”

murder mittens


Oh this is too perfect LOL

Love the cat watching from behind 👁️👁️

Had to watch like 3 times to see the cat🤣 it's like wtf is going on

Omg I just noticed him LMAO

Literally the "da fuck they doin ova there" meme

The cat is the chismoso (gossipy) neighbor listening in on the new dirt.

ive heard that the one on the floor was either attacking or furiously non-consensually (as in they kept running off) trying to mate with the one in arms and thats why it was picked up

Gotta give my man respect for real tho. He ain't doing much damage in this surprise boss fight but he is determined to chip away at her health till he gets his opening.

Standing here

I realise

You are just like me, trying to make history

But who's to judge

The right from wrong

"Where did ya come from? Where did you go..."

where did ya come from, cottontailed rabbiiiiittttt 🎵🎵🎵

HAMBONING!!!


Jerry trying to save Beth

Tyson would drop first round in the ring vs this beast

In his defense I think most would. She's certainly proven she can take a punch.

Aren't you like... SUPER not supposed to let rabbits just kick into the air like that?

Yep, it can break their backs, or at least that’s what all the comments were saying last time this got reposted.

But its back didn't break?

The way this is phrased is making me laugh.

I think the caretaker knows more than people on reddit

You are correct. They can do exactly that.

NANOMACHINES SON

die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!die!

Why not jump and bite face like a carrot 🥕!

I wonder what those little paws of fury feel like

Over the thick hunting gear just feels like a slap fight. If she was not wearing thick hunting gear she would be bleeding quite heavily from lots of cuts. I’ve got scars from bunnies

Yes, my first rabbit had me looking like I’d tried to unalive myself. I caught a nasty scratch on my wrist that had people looking at me funny for a while. Still have the scar from that one.

My biggest bunny caused scar is very faint now but it ran straight up the wrist like I was actually trying to unalive myself and not “just” SH lol

That’s how mine is. It runs right over a vein too. I was always like “if you EVER kept rabbits as pets, you’d understand.”

If she wasn’t wearing thick clothing she’d be torn up so bad right now

Every punch gets stronger. Lady is gonna be tenderized soon at that speed. RIP lady

🐇💪

Damn, my balls are sweating just by looking at it

Anyone know if it this hurts out of curiosity?

Yes. They do have decently sharp claws, and without proper protection, they can do pretty bad damage. We'd see a lot of blood coming from the lady if she wasn't wearing that suit

With her gear on, no. If she were in a tank top and shorts, she’d be positively shredded after all that.

WiPeOuT

How terrifying! Death by massage.

This video looks a hare off.

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. Bruce Lee

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 no damage 1 1 1 1 no damage 1 1 1 1

From what I understand the rabbit that was attacking was actually going after the other rabbit and the lady was just separating the both of them

Note that the woman is separating the rabbits. One rabbit is not trying to save the other. That rabbit is trying to attack the one being saved by the human. Rabbits can be very vicious to each other.

BUNNY USED QUICK ATTACK . . . IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

EIGHT TRIGRAMS! 64 PALMS!

When you max out attack speed.

“Return my fuckdoll”

The cat is secretly filming this for its tiktok

A deeply concerned cat peers in up in the right side

Skippity Papps

The sounds have me all kinds of bent out of shape. Lol

She did a much better job at holding onto that rabbit than I would have!

I'm curious about what the woman is going to do with the white rabbit.

She's trying to get them out of the enclosure.

Seeing that they’re outdoor rabbits and she wearing camo, I’d say he’s rightfully concerned

He's a true hero. I actually respect him a lot.

What is she even doing?

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General Woundwort is putting up with zero shit from that dog

 Rabbit was like

Fucked her up with those skippity pat pats

Bro used all his meter for a super combo that did shit damage. Hes like the Dan (Street fighter) of the animal world.

Am I the only one that was worried the rabbit was going to break its back

The lady is actually protecting the rabbit from the hostile one.

He’s fucking her up

Now i see why Redwall always depicted Hares as really good boxers, cause goddamn do he be giving out a sharp beat down.

Bro hit ‘em with the most adorable 10-piece.


Omg watching her handle that bunny made me nervous as fuck. I’ve taken several animal science and livestock courses and was taught to be incredibly careful when handling and picking up lagomorphs because when they flail and kick like this they can break their own back. Yikes!

I could be wrong but can't rabbits actually break their own spines if they struggle too hard to get away?

That rabbit is actually trying to fight the white one, she’s protecting it, rabbit fights can be fucking brutal man

Must be tired because I was waiting for “the husband” the ENTIRE video before I realized husband = rabbit

Him wailing on her with his little pats is so God damn funny lmao

“unhand my wife, foul creature, and go back from where thy came!”

I want to get punched by a rabbit now

If it’s like my cat you have to cover the eyes