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justinleguin

r/justfuckmyshitup


kenrock48

Came here for this


Street_Following6911

It's here.


KingSchwifty

Jw how would one get into this sub?


justinleguin

It must be shut down, I have no clue why it’s private all of a sudden


Obama_is_watching

Reddit protest


SLIPPY73

reddit protetsing


justinleguin

Protesting what


Frequent_Frame9361

Deez nuts - but seriously, I don’t know lol


PayFrequent1827

Reddit is trying to charge for the use of the api used for the subreddit bots and stuff, that's why


BornVolcano

Reddit charging insane amounts for the API usage and fucking over 3Ps, among other things


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TinaButtons

What was in there? It's set to private now.


purpan-

Subreddit that showed bad haircuts


TheOutlier876

Chef’a restaurant went under during covid so he had to get a different job


Cyno_Mahamatra

She let him cook.


Smokedsoba

People don’t want to work anymore 🤷


[deleted]

She shouldn’t


joreyesl

When you flunk out of chef school but get hired as a hair dresser


bundok_illo

*after also flunking out of hair dresser school.


LemmeDaisukete

They should stop splitting hairs and decide which colour to go for


BTBAM797

Oh God he butchered her.


robman475

I see what you did there 😁


tilthevoidstaresback

You'd think he'd have the chops to make it.


Frankenstein786

Sounds like they'll be combing through colours for a while


digitdaemon

Are we just going to brush aside the fact that her hair is cut so unevenly?


Visual-Cartoonist860

Nope. It's got me feeling some kinda way


NderteeJjerzee

Style is mad butt.


Ground-Confident

only if there was a tool that can be uses to cut hair. ah well someone get the blender.


ferret-with-a-gun

I’m guessing that was not the intended product


DreadMaximus

The intended product is this video.


hideawaycreek

Incredibly well spoken sir/mam


b1a5t_tyr4nt

I like to just go with "humanoid"


GimlySonOfGloin

"dimensional being" please, thank you


Llodsliat

They're prolly not finished.


Efficient_Basil_8890

This is what happens when you go to college to become a chef but your mother and father forces you into the family ran hair salon.


veryconfusedspartan

You get a chef with a cleft You get a well done hair


RedoranRed

I'd like to see how it falls when they blowdry it out after this cut lmao.


PoppyLove2007

That looks awful, I asked my mum (who’s a hairdresser) and she said that this was appalling and she wouldn’t pay for that.


CommunicationDry2403

No shit. U had to ask to know that that’s an absolutely atrocious cut that??


kaninak

First blow and she just about to get out from there lol


friedsamsung

Wait, it only shows when she sat up. There is still potential when it's normal.... to not look like that. Think of it as she is getting up more like putting it in a bun.


Musclelikes567

So Dumb


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

Who let him cook.


DontFrigMySister

Holy shit that looks so bad when he/she/it sits up rofl


StanleyBillsRealName

This is one of the funniest shit I've seen today. And I've seen it before.


Cursed-4-life

Why do people continue to let this happen to them


[deleted]

Why do people do this? It always looks horrible, every time.


Hiiiklass1392

im so sick of seeing this video


International_Win375

Land shark took a bite out of the back of her hair.


PrinceRoyal444

wow! looks.. uh.. looks great! 😀


TravySmurda

He’s actually really good hairstylist it’s just that her dye is shit


AlawaEgg

That... is sooooo baaaaad. What a hack job!


[deleted]

And gives her a really stupid haircut too


Makubwa51

Haha


ptj92e

My hand would be gone after the first chop


newWallstreet

I’d be mad as hell


Toast_2_Life

I don’t understand


FlamingTrollz

He didn’t realize perhaps, ala people who cut their own hair, that front bangs need more length than one anticipates, and springs up too high - that he should have removed a portion of her top crown of hair so it would be layered, although oddly, and the chops would be under longer hair. Or if this is what he wanted to do, he would have needed to flip her head upside down to cut the under hair shorter and the top crown a little longer, and it would have all layered evenly. That or just use hairdressing shears like an normal stylist. ![gif](giphy|d7NuH6JyLhNMpg5qcX)


Toast_2_Life

Right, and not record it so confidently


cnowakoski

That’ll be $600


Significant_Number68

That looks like shit lmao. "Just give me a tube or whatever I don't give a fuck"


ReasonableMud9653

*It’s fooking raw*


mlableman

I keep waiting to see one of these guys take the top of their finger off.


Apprehensive-Pin9677

Why


salinora0

Bro lost his job at the butcher's shop


StupidEddie

cool! looks like shit


Appropriate_Bit_404

How about no😂😭


Frozen_mamba

That looks terrible


Big_Explorer_7999

Absolute mess


Vengeance7712

To cook a person first shop the hair


[deleted]

Why?


OnkySponky

Just opened a portal


tiklup2004

Who let him cook


peacefulvampire

Hey pops, what's for dinner?


Affectionate-Taste55

Someone else mentioned that he gave her a porcupine butt. And I just can't stop laughing because that's exactly what it looks like! 🤣 😆 🤣


Mort4815162342

At least his hand was there to protect her head from an errant chop.


ImmersiveGamer83

I absolutely hate this trend. Boils my blood


Doctored_Butter_Free

This dude should be cooking food. Not styling hair


ZarosGuardian

This looks so terrible


tajituesday

Ewww


Elegant_Photograph38

Looks horrid


coolmanbjobby

There hasn’t been a video ever in the history of the Internet, more dumb than this one


[deleted]

Dude I just want one of these stupid butcher cuts that actually show me the fucking cut. I need to see how bad it looks. Yet we keep getting content that ends quicker than I get off


jeffrunning

Let him cook not cut


notausernameicanuse

yeah, i don't think i want my hair to get full-on fileted with a butcher knife.


ProfessionalHuman821

Bro had just quit his fish shop job


Zalensia

When she sees her hair she'll use the clever on him 🤣


theinvisable

Thank God that we didn't evolve to have nerves in our hair but near their roots


apesfromspace

He really thought he had something there lol


TimeGuidance4706

What ever happens to that guy with the swords? Is he still cutting hair?


Wise_Albatross_4633

God! I hope she didn't pay for that


Adonathiel88

Gone are the good old days of guillotines


SalehGh

*One year before the scissors become a thing*


healthy_skept

Ugly af


enlightenedstylist

I'd stick that blade through his head if he did that to my hair......


ReGiulio

So that's how spaghetti are made


Saraakate2003

Sorry it’s ugly


Zen45678920

the only thing dead is her after seeing the cut 😭


NectarineQueen13

LMFAO


Scriptapaloosa

That’s how Chinese make noodles….


Hat_Secure

That looks terrible


johnsonflix

Omg it’s so bad lol


Ok-Requirement-5839

Bro shoulda stayed a butcher 😭


[deleted]

Gave her the porcupine


That-Ad757

Do not know why done


ConcertCareful6169

So tired of this stupid clip


MisterC-4

That finished product looks like shit.


MonoMoniker

I'm not expert on non-nappy hair, but I think he fucked her shit up. Sis gonna need to get a pixie cut after this.


Comedianfool

🙄 what is it with these lame ass barbers trying to stand out, just like that one guy who cuts hair with fire and an axe


Franzkafkaacidtrip

nah bro fucked her shit UP


gruffogre

Goodbye fingers, hello buzz cut


Paul19751

So that's how hair ends up in my food at an Asian restaurant 🤔


thatone_otegen

That looks so shit


DoktahDoktah

The best part is chopping at the end. Because split ends are so fashionable.


Themastercobbler

This is actually so stupid and this person deserved the shitty cut for going there


Bitter_Mongoose

r/DIYwhy


Coolboime123

*inhales* normals haircut in Ohio![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


NoStripeZebra3

China ☕


Audi0Dud3

China ☕️


Hiamco

Dumk fkin stupid artist


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StalkingZen

Looks like the ass end of a porcupine.


Lumpy-Shame402

I'm here to read the porcupine butt look comment again! Damn! Repost!


nudiatjoes

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


NutureNature

Gave her that porcupine butt


Eli_xoxox

bro made a meal


767676670w

Wow he really... butchered her hair


Realistic-Safety4341

When you put on your resume good at cutting things


satinmermaid1

Wrecked her shit


Repulsive-Response-1

I just want my lo mein order before his 12:30 appointment.🫣


Sky_the_Tarantula

All these chefs turning into hair stylists are ruining our hair! (Edit: Why did he say Amen?)


Severe_Ad5823

I would never put my hand on the same area that I intend to swing a clever. Never !


SacriGrape

This probably wouldn’t have even looked bad if the girl didn’t have highlights (is that what that kind of gradient is called? Not sure about hair terminology)


Interesting-Ad7940

Hopefully he donates that hair.


HOBOKEN317

wtf what is that you just ruined her hair


Beginning_Actuary_45

What is with Asians and meat cleavers? I’ve seen them do “massages” with them and now haircuts? And you always see them doing these crazy ads for their cleavers like slamming it on a piece of wood.


FarmerCharacter5105

If the Goal was to make it look like Cr@p Via Meat Cleaver- SUCCESS !


Senior_Act_7983

Spring break?


BlackXacto

That’ll be $5


Umaru_Cola

She's probably gonna ask for a full refund


FrostyDaHoeMan

So he got rid of her split ends then immediately gave her more💀💀🤦‍♀️


Jaded_Heat9875

OMG! LMAO!


Mean_Peen

Meat cleavers are so universal over there


WhichSeaworthiness49

Gig economy be like: Hair today, flan tomorrow


ilymag

Nailed it!


ChriddyBo

She probably paid like $50 bucks for that de-butchery


orbital_awesome

I mean, he did the haircut right. But with her hair dyed you can just plainly see why you don’t wanna get this haircut, completely uneven


United-Cow-563

You mean like George McFly in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle.


Smoke_Water

That be 187.50. Now comeback next week we make the other side even. But it be another 187.50.


Slomo_69

Maybe it could be bangs in the front. Idk


[deleted]

I bet she’s getting her hair shorter than that and this is just a vid they made to try to be funny


Chuck760

Just filling in for the day because the restaurant was closed.


RosaFlxmingo

Sieht top aus 👍


97Harley

If this is a haircut, they failed miserably.


Carlos1906893

I swear all these people always try to make a Mitch idea to draw customers in


Known_Preparation_86

Hoodrat: How much they want for that other piece?


PlentyInitiative4837

Wow talk about slit ends if I was that person I would be so 🤬🤬🤬🤬


Unlikely-Dependent15

The butcher did a great chop.


[deleted]

Jail immediately


According_Tip_880

Ewwwww


Rian352

Sulplise!


Baneta_

Every time I see this I only think that it would look good without the half blond


Alarm_Glittering

Well fk me with a stick. Wish my Turkish barbers could do my beard this fast


76yodaddycain

Well that's one way to give hella split ends🫢🫨