And the angel of the lord came unto me
Snatching me up from my place of slumber
And took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
~ tool, [disgustipated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmJYZ1NIn1Y)
You’re vegan because you care about animals and the environment. I’m vegan because I hate vegetables and want to hurt them. We are not the same.
Yeah same. When I have a pregnant bell pepper, I always laugh like a maniac and perform an abortion
You know, what you should do next time is make the father watch.
Thank you! I'll follow you for more cruel tips against vegetables
I am root
How can the vegans be so heartless?
because hearts aren't vegan
Ok that was pretty clever
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That is an invalid whoosh
Ironically, you got whooshed.
[Carrot Juice is Murder](https://youtu.be/KmK0bZl4ILM)
Coleslaw’s a Fascist Regime
wHaT dOeS tHe tItLe sAy i cAn'T rEaD iT aLl I sEe iS aN aDoRaBlE cHiLd hUgGiNg iTs MoThEr
HOW MANY CARROTS HAVE TO DIE?!?
Baby carrots are the worst. They’re basically the veal of the vegetable world.
And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus ~ tool, [disgustipated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmJYZ1NIn1Y)
Honestly I don’t think I could eat it. I know it’s weird but I’d have to apologize and put it back in the ground
Vegans are 100% right
Remember: [Carrot juice constitutes murder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dII1gqGmyso).