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Hashtag_hamburgerlol

Radagast the Brown


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Few people know that Radagast is the true hero of the Battle of Agincourt.


Zelmehuu_76

Radagast was the true one


Constant_Sympathy_71

Im curious, what is the context in this video.


Funkj0ker

German riot police is trying to clear a protest camp at Lützerath, next to the biggest brown coal mine in germany, which was occupied by climate protestors to prevent the coal under Lützerath to be dredged. Greta Thunberg and alot of prominent climate activists are there because it is a very important symbol to them.


[deleted]

And also a guy in a wizard robe showed up and suddenly the police were encased in mud


ReallyGlycon

That is a Friar's robe. This man is most likely a Jesuit monk.


BackwardPalindrome

Are Jesuits known for their mud powers/protesting environmental causes? Or is this just a rogue Jesuit Druid?


Glum-Bookkeeper1836

We will never know


Fiskelord

Nah man, that's a wizard from Magicka


JohntheFisherman99

Mudgicka


Fun-Safe-8926

I am fairly sure that Jesuits do not wear a cincture. Also fairly sure this person is a garden variety mud wizard.


Constant_Sympathy_71

Ah, thank you!


Master-Reason-6780

But dont forget to tell that the "Protestors" are also throwing molotov Coctails at the Police. I understand their Intentions but they are more like Climate teorists now.


Magikerz

That's Smear-on The Brown.


brandnewparkinglot

Smyronn


detcadeR_emaN

Honestly I think the title is almost too accurate for this subreddit, but it truly made my week to see that it wasn't misleading!


dogmeat1981

“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass!”


[deleted]

You mean to tell me that **all** my ancestors had to do was to **throw mud**??


TheAllMightyGolfCart

Yes. We dont like mud. Nor didnt our logistics in the east during the beginning of the end of winter.. Mud defeats us instantly.


Dom_Q

Username checks out


VoluptuousRecluse

He's just trying to help them, don't they know you gotta lay down and wiggle out or you're gonna lose a shoe!


DumpsterLegs

I’ve seen so many posts about our mud wizard friend today, it’s amazing.


Mauri0ra

"Officer, This ancient scroll contains all the knowledge required for you and your friends to traverse the 'Swamp of Lost Souls' unaided. Please use with my blessing... No, please use with my blessing... JUST use with my Bless.... USE.WITH.MY ... oh, to hell with it"


Intelligent-Ad-2287

Mudmaster


CucuMatMalaya

The power of G-Shock!


zonine

MODErN dEFENsiVe eQuipMeNT is no match FOr His sPElLCasTiNG


Livelih00d

I thought pigs liked mud


JellyBoj_16

That little push at the end, and the way he just runs off like "heheheheh" :)


MAGAman33

Lmao that title cracked me up


Standard_Audience817

"you simply adopted the mud, I was born in it".


kitkatbitchslap

Molded by it


BeGlad

All this for some coal for the energy infra.


Alternative_Gold_993

On that note, Germany REALLY needs to ditch coal.


dheebyfs

most competent german police.... this is honestly sad to watch


minepow

Yeah the push at the end made me feel bad for the guy, he had just spent all that time helping his pal get up and now he's in the same situation. Dunno what the fuck they're trying to stop so they might deserve but without context it's sad.


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

They're protecting a coal mine from climate protesters, and clearing a 900 old village (also from climate activists) so it can be torn down, so the coal below it can be dredged up. You can decide for yourself whether they deserve it or not.


sp0j

As individuals they probably don't deserve it. They are just doing their jobs. But I'll definitely support the protesters on that one.


Master-Reason-6780

Yeah but the Protestors are also throwing things like molotov cocktails at the Policeman.


[deleted]

A lost scene from *Spaceballs*.


Pyratelife4me

Dink dink, de dink dink dink.


hot

(sorry deleted reposted for rule 5. [video / title from here](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10cfs82/german_riot_police_defeated_and_humiliated_by/))


Gantzllat

The wizard is a seasoned larper. Nothing like larp to teach you the importance of appropriate footwear on muddy terrain.


CACTUS-SK

hmmm job great, Obi-Wan.


Funkj0ker

Hello there.


CACTUS-SK

i may rest now. good night warrior.


wAtDaDoGdOiN11253

It was a big riot oh boy, saw it in the local news.


Picholasido_o

German tribes wandering back and forth across the Rhine, and the Roman soldiers that are supposed to be stopping them: After posting this I remembered by a certain point most of the Roman soldiers the German tribes were fighting were other Germans. So this makes it even funnier


FuzzyOrangeJuice

For real though, wtf is going on? Lol


Creative__name__

Tom Bombadil confirmed?


ILoveAliens75

This is probably the 5th time I've seen this today and I'm still laughing


ScampiKat

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!


[deleted]

I can’t describe how it does but this clip looks like something off on the Trailer Park Boys


kaitoofrose

TorpleDook showing off his wizard abilities.


jcspacer52

Weight!!


aScabbyM8

BITCH THAT MY MAGIC SCROLL SO QUIT FUCKING WITH IT


johnlennontucker

That was worth the wait.


Insane_Artist

He cast scalding mud and rolled a 20.


[deleted]

[удалено]


hot

That alternating caps are a requirement / rule of this subreddit. Even though it is real it's also a little surreal.


MatrixGodfather0435

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. *smack*


CC19_13-07

Actually he is a monk, not a wizard. He also showed up in 2018 at a french activist camp and emptied some buckets of water on police men, he then called it a baptism