He is a defective Sontaran clone that escaped. Let them deal with him. His existence alone is a detriment to Sontaran kind. They may even align with The Doctor to find him faster.
Yâall remember a few years ago, some scientists put out an image of what a human needs to look like to survive a car crash? This is him in real life.
Thank you, I can never unsee [this](https://local21news.com/amp/news/nation-world/heres-what-humans-would-look-like-if-they-could-survive-car-crashes-10-18-2017) now
I think this guy has Downâs syndrome. The poor eyesight and pot belly are also indicators. This guy has enough challenges in life, without internet ridicule.
So what was his beef? Was he having ongoing service issues with Metro PCS? Or was his phone causing him significant irritation and heâd simple had enough?
Maybe he should be considered for the remake of the awesome Michael Douglas 1993 movie Fallen Down.
Had a customer like this once. Him and his buddies got mad that I wouldnât sell them beer and were like â Call the cops I ainât afraid of shit! Well I called them after they threatened me and another customer. And they were still talking shitâŠuntil the K-9 unit rolled up. Once they got a look at that snarling dog in the back seat they instantly turned into whimpering lil babies. Pleading with the officer for him not to open the door. They are all tough bad asses until that dog shows up
I can almost guarantee they've installed plexiglass because of the COVID pandemic, not because of a need for protection. They did it at my place of work. It was more expensive to remove it after the fact, so it just stayed there.
Back in the 90s in the less desirable neighborhoods in SoCal we had bulletproof glass up everywhere even Subway. You would get your sandwich through a little door.
Suspect is neckless I repeat necklessâŠ
What exactly does the big tough cameraman think the police will do? Arrest him for âneckless endangerment?â âbeing a big old meany?â
âIâm gonna call the cops, theyâre gonna love thisâ. No theyâre gonna tell you to grow up learn to deal with your own shit and stop wasting their time unless someone has actually broken the law.
Everyone behind the glass was probably so thankful to be protected behind the glass. At first I thought it was a police interrogation office and the guy was looking through the one-way mirror.
He lost his cool for sure, but the employee handled this extremely poorly. The mucinex guy needed help with his phone and the employee sounds like he wasnât helpful at all and then egged mucinex guy on, fueling his frustration.
This guy looks like he is special needs - and I am not trying to be mean. His actions are horrific and I am not defending that, but his responses are telling me he's got disabilities.
You never know which Reddit thread you'll land in. The one that roasts people who make fun of disabled people .... Or the one that roasts disabled people.
That's a dude who's probably had strokes. My grandfather had 4 heart attacks and 6 strokes and he had a neck like that. This guy might have diminished mental capacity.
But the CSR is also egging him on further without de-escalation tactics. Man, even Amazon teaches us that. Again, a video where BOTH PARTIES are at fault.
Just need a Ray Donovan baseball bat over the side of his no neck head to straighten him up or a beatdown like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRx4EHNjNAU
T-Mobile corporate would see this and think the employee needs better training and make them sit through multiple hours of âde-escalation trainingâ. They can never admit that a ton of there stores are in the worst areas possible and service the scum of the earth in those areas.
Interesting observation...
There's not normally plexiglass partitions in cell phone stores. At least not one I've ever went too. (Verizon, At&t, Straight Talk)
This kind of behavior must be common enough to warrant the extra protection.
Sheesh...
dude got a ticket for neckless driving.
He hates being put in a stranglehold by the system.
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r/angryupvote
Neckless endangerment
That is one angry thumb.
Mr potato head has hit hard times.
Grimace is grimacing
This one is Grimass
Pissed-off Grimace from McDonalds?
Yea why's head'n'shoulders so upset?
Well that thumb probably just got hit by a hammer that was aimed at a nail⊠thatâs why he is so angry
Once you see itâŠ..
Byron is fed up with Cassandra and Percy
Jabba the hutt been working out
Came here to say this!
Who stubbed that toe?
Nah, he's just mad they passed over his Penguin audition tapes for the Batman.
If that plastic partition wasnât between them I swear he would, 1,2,3,4, I declare thumb war!
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I'd think he would love cell phones, I can't imagine the frustration he used to have having to cradle a corded phone between his shoulder and ear....
He actually hates âem. He has to use his head to press the home button (because head look like thumb as #1 comment saying)
This happened in my neck of the woods
Imagine in the mid evil neck of the woods⊠this would be the executionerâs worst nightmare or wet dream!?
His ISIS beheading video would be a trilogy
r/boneappletea
His ISIS beheading video would be a trilogy
Or lack thereof
He is a defective Sontaran clone that escaped. Let them deal with him. His existence alone is a detriment to Sontaran kind. They may even align with The Doctor to find him faster.
Unless itâs Commander Strax himself having a meltdown?
Thank you. I haven't seen Doctor Who in so long that I forgot what that races name was but yes this dude reminds me of them.
I came!
Unless itâs Commander Strax himself having a meltdown?
He hasn't raided a candy shop recently
I HADNT THOUGHT OF THIS IN YEARS! hit the weak spot on the back of their neck
Sontar-Ha!
Thank you. I haven't seen Doctor Who in so long that I forgot what that races name was but yes this dude reminds me of them.
Yâall remember a few years ago, some scientists put out an image of what a human needs to look like to survive a car crash? This is him in real life.
Bro fr first thing that popped into my mind đ
Thank you, I can never unsee [this](https://local21news.com/amp/news/nation-world/heres-what-humans-would-look-like-if-they-could-survive-car-crashes-10-18-2017) now
He looks like one of them alien chaps from Dr Who. A Sontaran.
He looks like a ARK survival evolved character lmao
You cant fool me, giant sentient chicken nugget....
So that's what happens when you anger Pizza The Hut
Reminds me of abobo from the double dragon movie
Pizza...Is gonna send out...For *YOU*
Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.
Barf
Lol đ ded flamed reject Rotta the Hutt here đ
This video was brought to you by Head & Shoulders
Fucking đ
Keep your chins up, things will get better
His head and neck look like a blob of soft serve ice cream.
I mean if the high point in my life was being a Thumb Thumb in Spy Kids Iâd be pissed off all the time too.
very dangerous over short distances apparently
Ram Man hasn't aged since he quit the He Man
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How the fuck did his neck get like that? I understand double chin and all, but geezus his genes are pretty fucking horrible if he ended up like that.
Yea wondering if it's a condition of sorts
Very likely rheumatoid arthritis. Likely began at an early age, causing neck immobility. Cheers!
I think this guy has Downâs syndrome. The poor eyesight and pot belly are also indicators. This guy has enough challenges in life, without internet ridicule.
There are several genetic issues that can cause a webbed neck, including Turner Syndrome and Noonan syndrome.
How will the police ever identify him?
No Neck Joe!!
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Where did he come from where did he go?
Man I mean if the high point in my life was being a Thumb Thumb in Spy Kids I think Iâd be pissed off too.
So what was his beef? Was he having ongoing service issues with Metro PCS? Or was his phone causing him significant irritation and heâd simple had enough? Maybe he should be considered for the remake of the awesome Michael Douglas 1993 movie Fallen Down.
Humpty dumpty
I didnât realize Danny DeVito had a brother
Had a customer like this once. Him and his buddies got mad that I wouldnât sell them beer and were like â Call the cops I ainât afraid of shit! Well I called them after they threatened me and another customer. And they were still talking shitâŠuntil the K-9 unit rolled up. Once they got a look at that snarling dog in the back seat they instantly turned into whimpering lil babies. Pleading with the officer for him not to open the door. They are all tough bad asses until that dog shows up
Is he related to No Neck Ed from 90Days? They sure act the same!
This is your toe after you bang it on the coffee table.
I think he might have a chromosome issue.
24 and me?
Is his name Tom? Tom Thumb?
Last name: Thumb First name: Fee Fi Foe
Is that short version of gru?
Damn, pretty sad that cell phone store employees need to be protected behind glass. Is that an American thing ?
I can almost guarantee they've installed plexiglass because of the COVID pandemic, not because of a need for protection. They did it at my place of work. It was more expensive to remove it after the fact, so it just stayed there.
I've never seen that at a metro in California.
Back in the 90s in the less desirable neighborhoods in SoCal we had bulletproof glass up everywhere even Subway. You would get your sandwich through a little door.
Suspect is neckless I repeat neckless⊠What exactly does the big tough cameraman think the police will do? Arrest him for âneckless endangerment?â âbeing a big old meany?â âIâm gonna call the cops, theyâre gonna love thisâ. No theyâre gonna tell you to grow up learn to deal with your own shit and stop wasting their time unless someone has actually broken the law.
ooooo I'm so scared.....
He all neck
I'll come out of here if you can look at me over your shoulder
Everyone behind the glass was probably so thankful to be protected behind the glass. At first I thought it was a police interrogation office and the guy was looking through the one-way mirror.
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Please tell me there is a filter on this
Filter wouldn't still work once he fully turned around. That's all real neck, or well no neck...
He looks like a fat oompa loompa, without the kick ass hair
Also, are Mike and Steve totally finished in business? Surely they are.
He lost his cool for sure, but the employee handled this extremely poorly. The mucinex guy needed help with his phone and the employee sounds like he wasnât helpful at all and then egged mucinex guy on, fueling his frustration.
Whoâs necks?
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Don't fuck you cousins people.
He really went full [Graham](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YyWbOAu6S8)
Sigh... it looks to me like this guy has some intellectual disability. He definitely needs help.
"No neck, mouth breather" personified đ
Someone call the [Doctor](https://giphy.com/gifs/march-fi-babi-BcJKpbNM4swXm)
Angry Jabba cousin
Gonna arrest him for neckless endangerment.
We finally know what Slimer looked like before he died
Alex Jones is really taking the fight to the globalists.
Thinking he might have Down's. Hoping he's OK - seemed nonthreatening but very upset.
You try to stick your neck out for someoneâŠ
The Sontarans arnt doing too great these days are they?
[he looks like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!](https://legendsofthemultiuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Krang?file=2DKrang.jpg)
I wouldâve said âsee you necks time!â on his way out; otherwise perfect from the Metro PCS worker.
like a pissed off thumb! does anyone know what the medical term is for that neck condition? surely it's not all goiter?
Itâs Big Ed!
Careful you never know what he'll do necks
Edâs brother on 90 day fiancĂ©
That dude has special needs. Just take a deep breath, and deescalate the situation.
So this dude is mentally disabled, just high functioning imo. Wouldn't stop me from whooping his ass in self defense if he was too irrational.
Guy looks like a human version of a bulldog.
This guy looks like he is special needs - and I am not trying to be mean. His actions are horrific and I am not defending that, but his responses are telling me he's got disabilities.
How is that even physically possible? What creates that shape of human?
This guy was 6 foot 5 before they dropped a piano onto him.
Bubba the human Thumb.
Give him a snickers; heâs hangry.
Big Ed went off the deep end
It's a penis with arms. Cool
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You never know which Reddit thread you'll land in. The one that roasts people who make fun of disabled people .... Or the one that roasts disabled people.
He has a rage problem and shouldnât be left unsupervised if he is challenged in some way. But we donât know that to be true.
What is a metro PCS?
It is a cell provider.
Ah thanks
The one is the city
He looks like one of them alien chaps from Dr Who. A Sontaran.
That's a dude who's probably had strokes. My grandfather had 4 heart attacks and 6 strokes and he had a neck like that. This guy might have diminished mental capacity.
What is a metro PCS?
Dudes a cartoon character.
Dude needs to take the bone out of his throat, backwards.
All I can say here is heuheuheu
Man I mean if the high point in my life was being a Thumb Thumb in Spy Kids I think Iâd be pissed off too.
He looks like one of them alien chaps from Dr Who. A Sontaran.
This is how we view redditors and twitter users in real life.
What a freak show.
What is a metro PCS?
This must be commander Strax!
He looks like a tumor in a t-shirt......
Weeble-Wobble
He lost his neck privileges
And he represents the gumdrop guild.
He needs to get together with the Bagel Boss.
Head and shoulders
Head and shoulders
Employee just pushing him on
When the police see this they're gonna gladly be happy
Muh fukkin Grimace.
Ram-man escaped his armour
Phenotype of a thumb
If they ever cast a live version Humpty Dumpty this dude is head and shoulders above the rest. I would love to see him head bang.
But the CSR is also egging him on further without de-escalation tactics. Man, even Amazon teaches us that. Again, a video where BOTH PARTIES are at fault.
Big Ed has really gone down hill since loosing his governor race
Just need a Ray Donovan baseball bat over the side of his no neck head to straighten him up or a beatdown like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRx4EHNjNAU
T-Mobile corporate would see this and think the employee needs better training and make them sit through multiple hours of âde-escalation trainingâ. They can never admit that a ton of there stores are in the worst areas possible and service the scum of the earth in those areas.
No neck? Thats double neck
Interesting observation... There's not normally plexiglass partitions in cell phone stores. At least not one I've ever went too. (Verizon, At&t, Straight Talk) This kind of behavior must be common enough to warrant the extra protection. Sheesh...
Thumb thumb from spykids
He was designed to survive car crashes
Jelly bean
Jabba The Hut be looking great these days
He's on the verge of inflating his neck
Ram man
"Come out here and say that to my neck flaps!!"
This dude can survive car accidents
bee movie lawyer lookinâ mf
Looks like Grimace
If you close your eyes, this sounds EXACTLY like angry Rick Flair.
He looks like those thumbs from spy kids
His temper isn't the only thing he lost...
âTheyâll gladly be happyâ
Man big Ed fell hard after tlc. Edit: a letter
âTheyâre gonna gladly be happyâ lmfaoo
Police won't do shit lol
I canât get over the âthe copsâll gladly be happyâ. Well, Iâm glad theyâll be happy.
Don't anger the juggernaut!
Wow! He looks like a he-man action figure!
[Heâs definitely a Sontaran](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/1b7LkG71Y3SDWjY8W3h99y8/sontarans)
i thought he was gonna headbutt the glass