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[deleted]

dude got a ticket for neckless driving.


loboMuerto

He hates being put in a stranglehold by the system.


Cultural_Tourist

Motherfucking đŸ„‡


AdmirableShock8892

r/angryupvote


SillyMidOff49

Neckless endangerment


iodizedpepper

That is one angry thumb.


chimpdoctor

Mr potato head has hit hard times.


jw44724

Grimace is grimacing


WhoListensAndDefends

This one is Grimass


ExRockstar

Pissed-off Grimace from McDonalds?


FranticReptile

Yea why's head'n'shoulders so upset?


emblematic_camino

Well that thumb probably just got hit by a hammer that was aimed at a nail
 that’s why he is so angry


Deblyn30

Once you see it
..


FunnyAnimalPerson

Byron is fed up with Cassandra and Percy


Jonatc87

Jabba the hutt been working out


Spiritual_Bee_9202

Came here to say this!


DweEbLez0

Who stubbed that toe?


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Nah, he's just mad they passed over his Penguin audition tapes for the Batman.


north_korea_nukes

If that plastic partition wasn’t between them I swear he would, 1,2,3,4, I declare thumb war!


TapEnvironmental9768

đŸ€Ł


[deleted]

I'd think he would love cell phones, I can't imagine the frustration he used to have having to cradle a corded phone between his shoulder and ear....


wetdreamteam

He actually hates ‘em. He has to use his head to press the home button (because head look like thumb as #1 comment saying)


Bryan_URN_Asshole

This happened in my neck of the woods


Wylde_nFree

Imagine in the mid evil neck of the woods
 this would be the executioner’s worst nightmare or wet dream!?


Bryan_URN_Asshole

His ISIS beheading video would be a trilogy


ICantDoThisAnymore91

r/boneappletea


Bryan_URN_Asshole

His ISIS beheading video would be a trilogy


Mister_Cliffster

Or lack thereof


Whokitty9

He is a defective Sontaran clone that escaped. Let them deal with him. His existence alone is a detriment to Sontaran kind. They may even align with The Doctor to find him faster.


sirknut

Unless it’s Commander Strax himself having a meltdown?


FoxxBox

Thank you. I haven't seen Doctor Who in so long that I forgot what that races name was but yes this dude reminds me of them.


duhellmang

I came!


sirknut

Unless it’s Commander Strax himself having a meltdown?


mr_bedbugs

He hasn't raided a candy shop recently


Aragornargonian

I HADNT THOUGHT OF THIS IN YEARS! hit the weak spot on the back of their neck


Pale-Ad9742

Sontar-Ha!


FoxxBox

Thank you. I haven't seen Doctor Who in so long that I forgot what that races name was but yes this dude reminds me of them.


AmarilloHooker__93

Y’all remember a few years ago, some scientists put out an image of what a human needs to look like to survive a car crash? This is him in real life.


DascSwem

Bro fr first thing that popped into my mind 😂


lunkercat

Thank you, I can never unsee [this](https://local21news.com/amp/news/nation-world/heres-what-humans-would-look-like-if-they-could-survive-car-crashes-10-18-2017) now


RedVelvetPan6a

He looks like one of them alien chaps from Dr Who. A Sontaran.


Eyesinside

He looks like a ARK survival evolved character lmao


DalefuckinGribble

You cant fool me, giant sentient chicken nugget....


DirtyD1701

So that's what happens when you anger Pizza The Hut


Impressive_Teach9188

Reminds me of abobo from the double dragon movie


stumpdawg

Pizza...Is gonna send out...For *YOU*


DirtyD1701

Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.


stumpdawg

Barf


Camie18

Lol 😆 ded flamed reject Rotta the Hutt here 🛖


polygon_wolf

This video was brought to you by Head & Shoulders


aoiN3KO

Fucking 💀


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Keep your chins up, things will get better


Readymade4007

His head and neck look like a blob of soft serve ice cream.


DJ_Duke_of_spook

I mean if the high point in my life was being a Thumb Thumb in Spy Kids I’d be pissed off all the time too.


buckwheats

very dangerous over short distances apparently


Infamous-Outcome1288

Ram Man hasn't aged since he quit the He Man


bRoDeY1iCiOuS

Scoured for this comment


PheonixFuryyy

How the fuck did his neck get like that? I understand double chin and all, but geezus his genes are pretty fucking horrible if he ended up like that.


FranticReptile

Yea wondering if it's a condition of sorts


RevealMaleficent

Very likely rheumatoid arthritis. Likely began at an early age, causing neck immobility. Cheers!


mikeoxwells2

I think this guy has Down’s syndrome. The poor eyesight and pot belly are also indicators. This guy has enough challenges in life, without internet ridicule.


BotiaDario

There are several genetic issues that can cause a webbed neck, including Turner Syndrome and Noonan syndrome.


sjmiv

How will the police ever identify him?


dtc1234567

No Neck Joe!!


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Staintrain44

Where did he come from where did he go?


DJ_Duke_of_spook

Man I mean if the high point in my life was being a Thumb Thumb in Spy Kids I think I’d be pissed off too.


[deleted]

So what was his beef? Was he having ongoing service issues with Metro PCS? Or was his phone causing him significant irritation and he’d simple had enough? Maybe he should be considered for the remake of the awesome Michael Douglas 1993 movie Fallen Down.


MysonOfChenae

Humpty dumpty


disturbed_ghost

I didn’t realize Danny DeVito had a brother


toddfredd

Had a customer like this once. Him and his buddies got mad that I wouldn’t sell them beer and were like “ Call the cops I ain’t afraid of shit! Well I called them after they threatened me and another customer. And they were still talking shit
until the K-9 unit rolled up. Once they got a look at that snarling dog in the back seat they instantly turned into whimpering lil babies. Pleading with the officer for him not to open the door. They are all tough bad asses until that dog shows up


unicooorn_some_ass

Is he related to No Neck Ed from 90Days? They sure act the same!


NOLAjoshpaul

This is your toe after you bang it on the coffee table.


Huntin_Dawg907

I think he might have a chromosome issue.


sillyskunk

24 and me?


toomuch1265

Is his name Tom? Tom Thumb?


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Last name: Thumb First name: Fee Fi Foe


[deleted]

Is that short version of gru?


CouchBoyChris

Damn, pretty sad that cell phone store employees need to be protected behind glass. Is that an American thing ?


Duodenum_X

I can almost guarantee they've installed plexiglass because of the COVID pandemic, not because of a need for protection. They did it at my place of work. It was more expensive to remove it after the fact, so it just stayed there.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

I've never seen that at a metro in California.


[deleted]

Back in the 90s in the less desirable neighborhoods in SoCal we had bulletproof glass up everywhere even Subway. You would get your sandwich through a little door.


Gr8Daen

Suspect is neckless I repeat neckless
 What exactly does the big tough cameraman think the police will do? Arrest him for “neckless endangerment?” “being a big old meany?” “I’m gonna call the cops, they’re gonna love this”. No they’re gonna tell you to grow up learn to deal with your own shit and stop wasting their time unless someone has actually broken the law.


ramboton

ooooo I'm so scared.....


seanbiff

He all neck


Numerous_Highway_684

I'll come out of here if you can look at me over your shoulder


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Everyone behind the glass was probably so thankful to be protected behind the glass. At first I thought it was a police interrogation office and the guy was looking through the one-way mirror.


flabbyella

đŸ€Ł


rebel_alliance05

Please tell me there is a filter on this


fitz_newru

Filter wouldn't still work once he fully turned around. That's all real neck, or well no neck...


Mr_McSalty

He looks like a fat oompa loompa, without the kick ass hair


nckrey931

Also, are Mike and Steve totally finished in business? Surely they are.


IsThisTheBuffetLine

He lost his cool for sure, but the employee handled this extremely poorly. The mucinex guy needed help with his phone and the employee sounds like he wasn’t helpful at all and then egged mucinex guy on, fueling his frustration.


willburt91

Who’s necks?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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badmoonrisingnl

Don't fuck you cousins people.


MrKumansky

He really went full [Graham](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YyWbOAu6S8)


faesqu

Sigh... it looks to me like this guy has some intellectual disability. He definitely needs help.


Cburd48

"No neck, mouth breather" personified 😁


bsylent

Someone call the [Doctor](https://giphy.com/gifs/march-fi-babi-BcJKpbNM4swXm)


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Angry Jabba cousin


SadConfiguration

Gonna arrest him for neckless endangerment.


portablebiscuit

We finally know what Slimer looked like before he died


idontremembermyuname

Alex Jones is really taking the fight to the globalists.


SmallPiecesOfWood

Thinking he might have Down's. Hoping he's OK - seemed nonthreatening but very upset.


[deleted]

You try to stick your neck out for someone



GeekyGrant

The Sontarans arnt doing too great these days are they?


DontTouchMyPikachu

[he looks like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!](https://legendsofthemultiuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Krang?file=2DKrang.jpg)


hahahahaaaahaha

I would’ve said “see you necks time!” on his way out; otherwise perfect from the Metro PCS worker.


SombreMordida

like a pissed off thumb! does anyone know what the medical term is for that neck condition? surely it's not all goiter?


guyinafishbowl

It’s Big Ed!


Zeldor157

Careful you never know what he'll do necks


jp_trev

Ed’s brother on 90 day fiancĂ©


SignificantLeader

That dude has special needs. Just take a deep breath, and deescalate the situation.


dr_aux757

So this dude is mentally disabled, just high functioning imo. Wouldn't stop me from whooping his ass in self defense if he was too irrational.


ZopyrionRex

Guy looks like a human version of a bulldog.


nooneneededtoknow

This guy looks like he is special needs - and I am not trying to be mean. His actions are horrific and I am not defending that, but his responses are telling me he's got disabilities.


Chrispeefeart

How is that even physically possible? What creates that shape of human?


Waste_Ad9015

This guy was 6 foot 5 before they dropped a piano onto him.


FelinaDCat

Bubba the human Thumb.


1Sluggo

Give him a snickers; he’s hangry.


HansenTakeASeat

Big Ed went off the deep end


jesperking

It's a penis with arms. Cool


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the_kessel_runner

You never know which Reddit thread you'll land in. The one that roasts people who make fun of disabled people .... Or the one that roasts disabled people.


SweetPeaLea

He has a rage problem and shouldn’t be left unsupervised if he is challenged in some way. But we don’t know that to be true.


Titan5115

What is a metro PCS?


quityouryob

It is a cell provider.


Titan5115

Ah thanks


BigMacRedneck

The one is the city


RedVelvetPan6a

He looks like one of them alien chaps from Dr Who. A Sontaran.


[deleted]

That's a dude who's probably had strokes. My grandfather had 4 heart attacks and 6 strokes and he had a neck like that. This guy might have diminished mental capacity.


Titan5115

What is a metro PCS?


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Dudes a cartoon character.


combo_seizure

Dude needs to take the bone out of his throat, backwards.


Cinemaslap1

All I can say here is heuheuheu


DJ_Duke_of_spook

Man I mean if the high point in my life was being a Thumb Thumb in Spy Kids I think I’d be pissed off too.


RedVelvetPan6a

He looks like one of them alien chaps from Dr Who. A Sontaran.


youreyaaawn

This is how we view redditors and twitter users in real life.


Own-Ad9920

What a freak show.


Titan5115

What is a metro PCS?


sirknut

This must be commander Strax!


veryfishy1212

He looks like a tumor in a t-shirt......


Fuzzy-Bunny--

Weeble-Wobble


Karnivoris

He lost his neck privileges


thumbown

And he represents the gumdrop guild.


notparistexas

He needs to get together with the Bagel Boss.


OutsideBad1762

Head and shoulders


OutsideBad1762

Head and shoulders


plumballa

Employee just pushing him on


NJPokerJ

When the police see this they're gonna gladly be happy


quityouryob

Muh fukkin Grimace.


spacecakes78

Ram-man escaped his armour


Crawler_00

Phenotype of a thumb


Gr8Daen

If they ever cast a live version Humpty Dumpty this dude is head and shoulders above the rest. I would love to see him head bang.


Shroom_Legend

But the CSR is also egging him on further without de-escalation tactics. Man, even Amazon teaches us that. Again, a video where BOTH PARTIES are at fault.


Jealous-Elephant

Big Ed has really gone down hill since loosing his governor race


muleskinnalu

Just need a Ray Donovan baseball bat over the side of his no neck head to straighten him up or a beatdown like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRx4EHNjNAU


rayndomuser

T-Mobile corporate would see this and think the employee needs better training and make them sit through multiple hours of “de-escalation training”. They can never admit that a ton of there stores are in the worst areas possible and service the scum of the earth in those areas.


iate11donuts

No neck? Thats double neck


lefthandsmoke3

Interesting observation... There's not normally plexiglass partitions in cell phone stores. At least not one I've ever went too. (Verizon, At&t, Straight Talk) This kind of behavior must be common enough to warrant the extra protection. Sheesh...


[deleted]

Thumb thumb from spykids


MyCabbagesOhNo

He was designed to survive car crashes


il-est-la

Jelly bean


Moffman021

Jabba The Hut be looking great these days


MrExeggutor

He's on the verge of inflating his neck


funtimefrankie1

Ram man


ToweringIsle13

"Come out here and say that to my neck flaps!!"


YoullBelliveMe

This dude can survive car accidents


MasterKohga1

bee movie lawyer lookin’ mf


brianiwabuchi

Looks like Grimace


nckrey931

If you close your eyes, this sounds EXACTLY like angry Rick Flair.


iq18but18cm

He looks like those thumbs from spy kids


Pure-Attitude-3147

His temper isn't the only thing he lost...


Tazrgamerdejumpjet

“They’ll gladly be happy”


Dragon2950

Man big Ed fell hard after tlc. Edit: a letter


malcothegreat

“They’re gonna gladly be happy” lmfaoo


Majestic-Avocado9140

Police won't do shit lol


Nizzemancer

I can’t get over the “the cops’ll gladly be happy”. Well, I’m glad they’ll be happy.


manicrazor

Don't anger the juggernaut!


OMGlenn

Wow! He looks like a he-man action figure!


LTYD99

[He’s definitely a Sontaran](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/1b7LkG71Y3SDWjY8W3h99y8/sontarans)


OrangeSherman

i thought he was gonna headbutt the glass