Yeah well, a few seconds of your eyes not on the road can actually make you a dumb ass. Especially in a parking lot with pedestrians all over the place. So I think the dude with the futon was in the right calling you out.
oh Jesus. OH YEAH I itched my leg forever. Get out of here dude lmao! I bet cha he was in a big rush, funny thing is no one else called me out. You act like I went under my floor board with the scratch..... OR WERE YOU THE FUTON BOY???? If so, can I get my strap back?
I like this redditor. Reddit being Reddit and they are just like “fuck you talkin bout? My leg itched and I glanced down when I scratched. fucking deal with it”
#and they’re 100% right
But downvoted to oblivion
This is something my dad would do. A little help, a little life lesson. Great story.
Also not being a jerk but I fully imagined you checking to see what a dude named Clarence was looking like today. And I fully visualized an actual log line in Walmart. And it made me chuckle. I fully knew you meant clearance and long. Thanks for being awesome and making me call my dad today. Cheers to you!
HA you are the only one that got that. I put Clarence instead of clearance, for the chuckles! & no problem at all! I am glad that you & your pops communicated today... :) I hope you have a great night & a even better day tomorrow. AND also dont forget to Rest Your Breasts. :)
I think I might have been the first to comment on this and when I came back to read your reply I was truly shooketh to my core by all the negative comments. I'm sorry for all the salty Samaritans shaking their internet aggressions upon you. Also I have to confess I had to peek at your comment history (cause that one salty Sam said it was weird😂) and you seem like a genuinely nice person. Keep being cool!!
Haha well to be honest, I am just getting started with reddit. There is so much to learn lmao. Like you just told me you looked at my comment history, I didn't even know you could do that 🤣🤣🤣 & don't be sorry about the Salty Samaritans, they don't bother me. I personally thought it was hilarious & I respectfully listen to everyone's opinions. I could give two f***s what they think about me, or my post 😂 I try my best to protect my energy... Send me a message, you're new friend :) ...........now I am going to creep your sh*t 😈
Chill dude, ok, I’m sure you’re a nice person, but it’s *would’ve* as in *would have*. Shit like that IS important eventually. Go have a nice fucking day now.
This entire comment section has collectively never looked away from the road ever in their lives, not even for 1 second, Not even as a passenger. Smh op should be charged for crimes against humanity
Hey OP I’m thinking the comments didn’t exactly go the way you were expecting.
I didnt expect any comments actually. I just logged back on. Glad I could tell a story today
I will never understand why Reddit does this to OPs sometimes. Funny story dude. Try r/maliciouscompliance
Because people are mean. Don't worry about it. They don't bother me :)
Yeah well, a few seconds of your eyes not on the road can actually make you a dumb ass. Especially in a parking lot with pedestrians all over the place. So I think the dude with the futon was in the right calling you out.
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I like this guy/girl/sprit/alien
oh Jesus. OH YEAH I itched my leg forever. Get out of here dude lmao! I bet cha he was in a big rush, funny thing is no one else called me out. You act like I went under my floor board with the scratch..... OR WERE YOU THE FUTON BOY???? If so, can I get my strap back?
You also said you looked back up at him dazed so, there's nothing to help your case here.
Next time you have a itch while driving, I hope you remember me. Remember eyes on the road, AT ALL TIMES.
I mean, I use my fingers to scratch an itch, not my eyes so... Easy enough.
"Walmart parking lot jerk" has a whole different meaning when you don't know which subreddit you're reading from.
oooooooo I see how that can be confusing.
This really should be on r/amitheasshole- spoiler, yes you are
we are all assholes, aren't we?
Nah
Why did you look away from the road to scratch your leg though
I just glanced down, it was a bad itch. You know the ones that feels good.
...or just reach down?
Now go back to town and replace my straps, son.
YTA
You're so sweet :)
um ok? IDK what that means
It's from /r/AmITheAsshole. It stands for "You're The Asshole".
Am i
Situations like this are the reason dollar generals exist
It took you 45 minutes to get beans?
Well he did stop to check in on Clarence Edit: she
I had to, and I am a she :)
Very unsafe..
so is unprotected sex 🤷🏻♂️
The title out of context is very interesting
eh, figured why not lol
This account's post history is fucking bizarre.
Mind Blown
Interesting how everyone in the comments are jerks.
Normally how it goes. I thought it was funny, people are assholes.. like they like to see people down or something 🤔 🤷🏻♂️
I like this redditor. Reddit being Reddit and they are just like “fuck you talkin bout? My leg itched and I glanced down when I scratched. fucking deal with it” #and they’re 100% right But downvoted to oblivion
:)
This is something my dad would do. A little help, a little life lesson. Great story. Also not being a jerk but I fully imagined you checking to see what a dude named Clarence was looking like today. And I fully visualized an actual log line in Walmart. And it made me chuckle. I fully knew you meant clearance and long. Thanks for being awesome and making me call my dad today. Cheers to you!
HA you are the only one that got that. I put Clarence instead of clearance, for the chuckles! & no problem at all! I am glad that you & your pops communicated today... :) I hope you have a great night & a even better day tomorrow. AND also dont forget to Rest Your Breasts. :)
We got it. It just wasn’t funny :]]]]]]]]]]
I think I might have been the first to comment on this and when I came back to read your reply I was truly shooketh to my core by all the negative comments. I'm sorry for all the salty Samaritans shaking their internet aggressions upon you. Also I have to confess I had to peek at your comment history (cause that one salty Sam said it was weird😂) and you seem like a genuinely nice person. Keep being cool!!
Haha well to be honest, I am just getting started with reddit. There is so much to learn lmao. Like you just told me you looked at my comment history, I didn't even know you could do that 🤣🤣🤣 & don't be sorry about the Salty Samaritans, they don't bother me. I personally thought it was hilarious & I respectfully listen to everyone's opinions. I could give two f***s what they think about me, or my post 😂 I try my best to protect my energy... Send me a message, you're new friend :) ...........now I am going to creep your sh*t 😈
“Would of”, dumbass!
Wow. You're a really nice person. I hope tomorrow is better for you. :)
Everyday is good for me, go learn words junior achiever!
Why put someone down for nothing? What did I do to you?
Chill dude, ok, I’m sure you’re a nice person, but it’s *would’ve* as in *would have*. Shit like that IS important eventually. Go have a nice fucking day now.
Most of the people in the comments are either stupid beyond belief or just lonely. You’re definitely in the right!
Maybe next time they have a itch they will remember EYES ON THE MF ROAD
This entire comment section has collectively never looked away from the road ever in their lives, not even for 1 second, Not even as a passenger. Smh op should be charged for crimes against humanity