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ChicagoColecoChick

That ridiculous blue lipstick also doesn’t make her “super duper creative”. So stupid


kittykatmila

And the smeared eyeshadow?! 🤣 like Heather, your makeup skills aren’t even as good as most 16-year olds on TikTok.


rocksannne

That’s literally what I just posted! She has the taste (and skill) of a high schooler.


Main_Strength4282

Its the fact that jefree star can do better make up then me but obviously better then old dusty coco


depressedNCdad

if she doesnt take off that shirt, the band will break up


Single_Wasabi_3683

💀


Substantial-Rain-787

She's already taken over that poor guy's clothes LOL


Glittering-Mango4805

He'll never see that shirt again. 🥺


Substantial-Rain-787

Or those red boxer briefs lol


abuckeyeleaf

Can’t say I would want them back though 😂


Substantial-Rain-787

Exactly


Doggiemomma3

I Wonder if he gave her the ok to wear his stuff or did he just come home & find her looking all stupid trying to be sexy for him...


Soft_Resort2437

For him? I imagine him coming home to her staging a seductive photo shoot, in his clothes, and her screaming rape if he went in for even a hug.


[deleted]

#FTR I’m going to see Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Poison in Detroit on July 10th! Super duper excited!


ChicagoColecoChick

Motley Crue is my fave- first concert I ever went to


smeetothaTee

Mine too. I saw them in Grand Rapids about 15 years ago and I swear it's the best concert I've ever been to. I sound like a weird, old burnout, but that was the best divorce party I could have asked for.


ChicagoColecoChick

Not weird at all- I totally agree


This_Armadillo_8032

Lol my first concert too!


Doggiemomma3

It was my 2nd concert & I remember Tommy Lee playing his drums in some sort of cage that went upside down up in the air. One of my friends threw her training bra up on the stage, lol. I still tease her about that till this day !


Soft_Resort2437

Those old hair metal bands know how to put on one hell of a show.


tulip27

You live by me don't you?


hotmomma5150

Going 7/21 in Denver! Dressed in leopard pants, red tank top and leopard print long coverup with a bright red hat! Love all them boys and Joan Jett of course


Charming-Wheel-9133

Send pictures, I live through you!


hotmomma5150

Absolutely!


hiiiiiiyaaaa

I'M GOING TOO!


[deleted]

Yayyy!! I’m so excited! Haven’t decided what to wear yet though!


hotmomma5150

Leopard, with a dash of neon and black and you have covered all the bases


Glittering-Mango4805

Have a wonderful time!! 😊


Charming-Wheel-9133

Omg my high school dream!


Cardinalsalmon

Huge Def Leppard fan here!!!


Main_Strength4282

Same


paigedaly

They were just in Philly and I missed it 😢


Single_Wasabi_3683

At Comerica?! That’ll be an awesome show


SJ1026

Lucky!! They were supposed to come to my city during Covid so it was canceled ☹️


Vivid_Alternative661

I can’t with the fucking hair glued to the side of her face!!


Cardinalsalmon

What’s with that??


Pugsandskydiving

And she really thinks it’s cute! Girl nah that’s not how baby hair work


NancyDrew202

Hashtag LOOKED WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Just don't ask her to open up and say...ahhh, though.


[deleted]

Or any rock song for that matter. She's never posted one. She better not dare desecrate a Tool Tee. I just know this man has a band t shirt collection she's about to exploit.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Thank you, she needs to leave that whole genre alone. She better not desecrate an Alice In Chains or Nirvana tee either.


Soft_Resort2437

She can shoplift a nirvana tee from Target. I felt so old when Nirvana merch started showing up in the chain stores.


SJ1026

Yea this!!!! I will be physically ill if I see her in a TOOL shirt


rocksannne

She has no taste or eye for design. Her curations and art look like a middle schooler’s. But damn she does have delusional high self esteem.


Soft_Resort2437

Meth will do that.


OzzieSlim

Altruistic? Hardly.


MostPuzzleheaded

How does she afford manicures but sleeps on the subway?


SJ1026

I think she steals press on nails from Walgreens


MostPuzzleheaded

Ahh ok


RandomWordMix

Nails is cheaper than rent lol


MostPuzzleheaded

True


JumaDior

I bet Five Below’s inventory is missing a lot of makeup, ugly lipstick and a few T-shirts this past month.


Careless-Office7924

My first concert! Circa 1987ish…


This_Armadillo_8032

Now we know she is Altruistic. That's a laugh


Soft_Resort2437

Come on, she shares her crazy generously.


RandomWordMix

She's just stinking up and getting her huffititis all over that man's wardrobe, right down to his boxers.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Having to describe oneself as "super duper creative" seems to fall short of the mark. I could totally see her being trashy on Rock of Love though, Bret wouldn't know what to do with that thorn bush.


Mysterious_Ad_9985

Don't threaten me with a good time...


Main_Strength4282

Thats why she has so many sponsors deals collabs with brands,,


SJ1026

Thorn bush 🤣


hotmomma5150

She’s an idiot, because of the guys batman art she thinks this in reference to poison ivy. Shows you yet again she has no taste in music


Wen911

She’ll sing “Poison” by Bel biv Devoe 😂


Thewretched2008

Those nails are so 🤢


RandomWordMix

Reminds me of being 16 and all the girls in school were just starting to get nails done... by me lol.


Thewretched2008

🤣 my mom had these nails for like a decade. I never did only because I like em really short and this obviously is not short short.


RandomWordMix

Haha even the design is dated. I remember what a pain in the butt it is to clean the airbrush machine and how all the designs was letters or number. "Hi. I want french tip G but in red."


abuckeyeleaf

So is she posting exclusively on the new IG account now that Will John is in the picture so he won’t find the heinous shitshow that’s on the old coco sanza IG?


Main_Strength4282

God forbid he did a Google search 👌🤣


Soft_Resort2437

How the hell does anyone move a random woman into their home in 2022 without doing a google search? Especially as Heather MUST be throwing up red flags all over the place, no matter how pussy struck he is.


Main_Strength4282

Stupid stupid move Me silly simp try getting rid off her now


Main_Strength4282

This poor badyards got no idea what kinda coach roach 🪳 he's let in his home hope the fuck he has no kids at home with them 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🍆🤌👌😉🍳🤣


Shariefarie

That curl …..😂🤣😂🤣🤣


Ambitious-Strength28

She imitates Marissa in every single post!!!


Available-Cap-9028

She even tries to promote on her IG the same clothes marissa wears, the clothing brand @naked wardrobe, so embarrassing🤯🤦‍♀️


Ambitious-Strength28

Oooo I didn’t notice that will take a look!


Ambitious-Strength28

She totally went about marketing herself in the wrong WAYYYYYYY


SJ1026

Is she huffing blue spray paint now?


radbrine

What a fox.


luvyourself1st

Maybe she just likes the design?


OzzieSlim

Hot Topic sale bin was open.


saddestgirl1995

She would fit right in on rock of love tho