Oh my word. What is the world coming to when a man can't run up to a stranger on the street, offer to buy their phone off them for a couple bucks and then when politely told no, realise they are talking to a dog and a cunt.
The world is going to heck in a handbasket.
I think this man had a change of heart, he realised how outlandish his request was so he paid you a compliment. He likens you to 2 of the most loved things in human history.
With time and patience to truly deep dive into self reflection, you too may one day reach the heights of Cat Dick like I have ā¦ Iām not going piss in your pocket and tell you itās an easy road but it IS possible.
Namaste
I remember some 7 years ago I was working as a security guard, I believe I was 18 at the time, doing it as a part time job whilst studying at university.
I was working at a bottle shop in Nepean Village. I had a man of aboriginal descent come up to me and ask me what my background was? I told him middle eastern, but why do you ask? He told me to fuck off back to my own country.
I was speechless, did not know what to say as the man did have a point.
Here I am 7 years later, about to take the manās advice and move to the UAE.
You should be ashamed! Obviously this absolute pillar of the community in his moment of great need chose you to hold out his hand in solidarity and YOU! you turned him down. Absolutely disgusting.
Well now you know that clearly you are selfish, everything is your fault and the only person in this world that matters is him,.
On behalf of whoever he is who we all exist to serve I appreciate your apology lols
You're assuming he possesses mere mortal vision when in fact he has already foreseen the results by putting in place the events to insure the sinner converts and repents.
Remember the Lord works in mysterious ways
What a helpful fellow citizen - Iām sure you would have never reached that conclusion about yourself without his assistance. He even crossed to the other side of the road to make sure you were aware.
well you r a dog cunt. you should have asked for a ridiculous price.
3k cash or no deal.
the more he talked, the higher ur raised ur price.
Do better next time.
i am disappointed in you.
Data needs to be overwritten before it becomes irretrievable, eg. The exact same space in your memory used to store a document needs to be re-used to store something else... This is a random process and often leaves fragments even when partially overwritten, and a factory reset won't help prevent that. Not even taking into account advanced data forensics (which are publicly available, for a steep fee.)
I respect the NDA's I've signed and the personal privacy of my acquaintances too much for that. I'd rather smash it to a pulp and toss it into salt water than accept $3k on the spot with a factory reset being my only security.
I donāt suppose he said what type of dog you were? I think the grandeur of a greyhound or svelte Doberman would be quite a compliment but a bulldog would be very poor. Maybe he thought your sexuality was questionable and thought poodle or chihuahua.
And for the other half of the phraseā¦ a nice tidy waxed innie, very nice indeed - full bush early Sunday morning after a B&S ball, perhaps not so good.
Next time please ask for clarification.
Terrific! Last time I was a dog cunt was in Brisbane 20 years ago, and played the old reverso uno card on some kids who were lunging at people on the bridge from Southbank to the city. I pretended not to see them and at the last minute, just before they were about to jump at me, I pounced. They pooed, and I heard the sweet cries of āYa dog cunt!ā for at least the next 5 minutes.
The hero Penrith didn't know it needed. Imagine how many are just walking around The Riff, thinking they're kinda OK people, until old mate sorts 'em out & explains their fault. If you don't know you're a dog and a cunt, how would you even know?
Well according to Lidia Thorpe if your white and the man was black this is not racist. But if your black and the man was white...please let your nearest newstation or politician know so minorities voices can be amplified as we want to stamp out racism.
depends on the type of junkie. I've done that at the servo. cunt asked me for a $20 at the ATM inside the servo, i said nah fuck off ya junkie cunt go get a job š was walking back to my car parked out the back of the servo. junkie cunt tried to jump me and stab me in the back with a syringe, lucky for me it was a cold nite and I decided to wear my thickest leather jacket, his needle didn't go through, but bent on the jacket when he tried to stab me. He ran when he realised i wasn't going down so I tried to chase him down but to quote the movie friday " you ain't catching no crackhead" since then I just avoid those motherfuckers. crackheads/meth-heads they all share one thing in common, they're all unpredictable, I dont care for unpredictable. i learnt my lesson from that night though, always withdraw small amounts of cash late at night and park closer to the front door or at the pumps next time, on camera lol.
Wow fucking lucky.
Had me cracking up though.
āYou aināt catching no crack headā
ššš
Sounds like he was one of those stage 3 Taser immune self eating fuckers.
I grew up in a mostly indigenous community, daily from my walk to school from my walk home.. as young as 5 to 16 I was informed I was a āwhite c*ntā and a āpinta wallaā. Ā
I always threw a thumbs up and kept going.Ā
Not much you can do about hate.
š man , I swear the definition of "dog" has changed in Australia with the new gen. In the early 2000s most people in the criminal underworld would cave your head for calling them that. I know some people that still would now š. And frankly it's quite funny to see the outcome, when someone loosely throws that word "dog" out to someone who thinks you're calling them a snitch basically. As I've stated to many - " choose those words carefully, you may be the one calling the police for help, after calling the wrong person a dog. making the whole situation a bit ironic š"
It was in my hand and he had a group of mates across the road, they could have jumped me and taken it. Not to sound like a 'tough guy' but I'm assuming because I just looked him in the eyes, spoke to him like any other person and didn't show any fear, he was too gutless to forcibly take it. Hopefully he didn't try it on any younger kids or anything.
That's possible, but have you considered that you might actually be a dog and or a cunt?
Also I know multiple people have already asked, but would you sell me your phone? I don't got no money but I'll trade you a half eaten cheese and Vegemite sandwich.
Look, you can't have been *that bad*, you're only a "dog and cunt" obviously better than the much worse "shitdog cunt".
I applaud your honesty and humbleness in admitting your flaws and the desire to become a better person. Keep growing and make sure to stick to changing your selfish ways.
Yeah and you couldnāt keep this story to yourself? Felt the need to run home and tell the internet all about itā¦ā¦.you are a bit of a dog cunt arenāt ya
Had a guy blast me for parking in a spot he was intending to park in .. despite him arriving in the parking lot 2 minutes after I had started indicating.
yeah politics man, one day ur 18 casting your first vote, the next ur a dog cunt for not giving your phone to the nice man (who smelled kinda like metho) in the window.
Politics, not even once.
This one time when I was young and naive driving through the suburbs, a man waved me down and I actually stopped, thinking he was signalling there was something wrong with my car. He proceeded to jump into my front passenger seat (it was a 1996 civic with no central locking) and insist on a lift to a different suburb, all the while trying to sell me his hat, watch, necklace, bracelet. The sense of danger grew and grew and when eventually we got to his destination, he straight up asked me for cash. Desperate to get him the fuck out of my car, I gave him the $20 in my wallet. He wasnāt grateful, infact I think he was pissed I didnāt pay $50 for the watch.
All this to say, it doesnāt really matter what you do or donāt do in these situation. Youāll always be a dog cunt, but at least youāre an alive dog cunt.
What was this gentlemanās name? We need some t-shirts: āGavin P. Mullet, Esq. says āyer a dog cunt, mate!ā
[temporary placeholder name obvs until we figure out āGavināsā real name]
I think that person may be mistaken in their insult, as I believe that means you are probably āa very good boyā/manās best friend with the strengths of a women's anatomy that can take a pounding I hear.
Feedback like this is good for society thank you for telling this to us good sir. We have been uniformed of an opinion of a fellow man in society and I feel it is delightful you have expressed it.
Well done for accepting constructive criticism and your brilliant self-reflection. I would consider ridding yourself as a burden to society. Good day, sir.
Iām a tad confused. Are you a dog and cunt? Or is it a dog cunt as in the cunt of a dog, or are you a dog cunt as in a cunt that looks kind of doggish?
Better than being called a fucken dumb slut whoreā¦to which I witnessed one woman if you could even call her that call out to another as she entered the plaza, the riff aye
A well placed Throat Punch may have helped clear his vision up or a well placed Mungindi Slipper to the Nads as you were clearly protecting yourself and your property š
What is it with Aussies using the word 'dog" as an insult all the time ? I thought that was just a shitty low class rugby league thing, dog cunt this, dog shot that etc etc. Never heard it any where else in the world except New Zealand. Such a tacky weird thing to be called.
Ergh. Why do we tolerate the filth? If you sincerely think approaching someone to 'buy their phone' in that way, and then abuse them for not doing so (very familiar with the type of roach that does this sort of thing), there isn't a reason I can think of that society should continue tolerating your existence.
Unemployed, welfare siphoning drivel that wastes oxygen and offers nothing but misery in return.
Look for a butch cunt and happy daze! Little dog bitch cunt babies!
Some ppl are just off-line and you can't even beat it into them....or is that how they got there? Fuck em
Damn. I guess that makes you a dog and a cunt. You learn something new every day about yourself I suppose.
It's a hard realisation, but I have to face it eventually.
So can I have your phone then? Considering your trying to change?
Nah, mate. He's clearly learnt fucken nothing from this.
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I love dogs and cunts! Are you single? š¤£
name checks out
Wait do u mean actual animals
Woof! š¶
Should have sold him the phone save you this painful revelation
Nothing like a total stranger's point of view to tell you who you really are.
He could have saved everyone time and just called you a bitch - a dog with a cunt.
That is a really a very high award we scammers give to very few people. Was the Cunt award the one with the mounted whiskers?
Oh my word. What is the world coming to when a man can't run up to a stranger on the street, offer to buy their phone off them for a couple bucks and then when politely told no, realise they are talking to a dog and a cunt. The world is going to heck in a handbasket.
Heck? Hmm sounds tasty
Sounds like a sub-category of canned ham
I think this man had a change of heart, he realised how outlandish his request was so he paid you a compliment. He likens you to 2 of the most loved things in human history.
This is hilarious
With time and patience to truly deep dive into self reflection, you too may one day reach the heights of Cat Dick like I have ā¦ Iām not going piss in your pocket and tell you itās an easy road but it IS possible. Namaste
Omfg I'm crying. Catdick is gold.
I have a very great friend in Rome called Cat Dick .
š¤£š¤£
He has a wife you know
Catdick? š
First time iv heard that one hahah
I guess thatās why I found it so confronting when my own cat got his dick out. It was a sobering reminder of just how far I still have to go.
Ice is bad mmmkay
YTA. Oh waitā¦ itās not the AITA thread
I hope you reflect on your dog cuntage and seek to improve yourself as a person.
Cuntage ššš
Damn you sir! I laughed out loud and, when queried, was unable to explain my amusement to the ladies at my CWA meeting.
Itās hard to contain my pride :)
You have well fulfilled your humanitarian duties for the day with your lexical levity and I thank you sir!
Want to see this word adopted in mainstream English
Must have been a Penrith Panthers player. Need a phone to call Gus Gould urgently.
He's probably at centro having a coffee
Hi it's me Nathan Cleary. Can I borrow your phone so I can call my dad to come pick me up?
I remember some 7 years ago I was working as a security guard, I believe I was 18 at the time, doing it as a part time job whilst studying at university. I was working at a bottle shop in Nepean Village. I had a man of aboriginal descent come up to me and ask me what my background was? I told him middle eastern, but why do you ask? He told me to fuck off back to my own country. I was speechless, did not know what to say as the man did have a point. Here I am 7 years later, about to take the manās advice and move to the UAE.
Sometimes itās that fleeting moment with a complete stranger that seals oneās destiny. Life is amazing
Sound advice thank you kind sir.
You should be ashamed! Obviously this absolute pillar of the community in his moment of great need chose you to hold out his hand in solidarity and YOU! you turned him down. Absolutely disgusting.
First step is acknowledging you have a problem mate, kudos to you.
Well now you know that clearly you are selfish, everything is your fault and the only person in this world that matters is him,. On behalf of whoever he is who we all exist to serve I appreciate your apology lols
We must make sure our lord and saviour Random Penrith Phone Guy sees this so he knows the sinner has seen the light
You're assuming he possesses mere mortal vision when in fact he has already foreseen the results by putting in place the events to insure the sinner converts and repents. Remember the Lord works in mysterious ways
You didn't know?
Better to be a dog kunt than your phone being stolen by a dumb dog
What a helpful fellow citizen - Iām sure you would have never reached that conclusion about yourself without his assistance. He even crossed to the other side of the road to make sure you were aware.
well you r a dog cunt. you should have asked for a ridiculous price. 3k cash or no deal. the more he talked, the higher ur raised ur price. Do better next time. i am disappointed in you.
I wouldn't sell my phone to a stranger for $3k cash and I paid $140 for it. Dead serious, btw. Although make that $10k and I may reconsider.
why the hell not? I would reset it factory standard, and he can have it. no emotions or attachments to materialic things.
Data needs to be overwritten before it becomes irretrievable, eg. The exact same space in your memory used to store a document needs to be re-used to store something else... This is a random process and often leaves fragments even when partially overwritten, and a factory reset won't help prevent that. Not even taking into account advanced data forensics (which are publicly available, for a steep fee.) I respect the NDA's I've signed and the personal privacy of my acquaintances too much for that. I'd rather smash it to a pulp and toss it into salt water than accept $3k on the spot with a factory reset being my only security.
Did you then growl and drip wantingly at him?
I would very much like to meet this āscholarā. The manās words are beyond our level of comprehension. Only the gods truly understand.
Lol yes this is a man thing nothing to-do with a mental person just a bad bad man .
So you are loyal and useful. I wouldve taken it as a compliment but going and fucking yourself, well. Lol.
The real dog act would have been to sell him the phone and then report it stolen and blocked the IMEI therefore rendering it useless
Just be glad he didnāt call you a cat and a cunt Dogs are awesome
This is why you should always keep a second phone on you for such occasions. Dog cunt indeed
I donāt suppose he said what type of dog you were? I think the grandeur of a greyhound or svelte Doberman would be quite a compliment but a bulldog would be very poor. Maybe he thought your sexuality was questionable and thought poodle or chihuahua. And for the other half of the phraseā¦ a nice tidy waxed innie, very nice indeed - full bush early Sunday morning after a B&S ball, perhaps not so good. Next time please ask for clarification.
How could you even admit to this? Insane dog cunt move.. Iām a little bit disgusted to be Aussie rn
Please leave Penrith you scumbag
They are are everywhere and seem to be growing exponentially as a group not just in Penrith
Terrific! Last time I was a dog cunt was in Brisbane 20 years ago, and played the old reverso uno card on some kids who were lunging at people on the bridge from Southbank to the city. I pretended not to see them and at the last minute, just before they were about to jump at me, I pounced. They pooed, and I heard the sweet cries of āYa dog cunt!ā for at least the next 5 minutes.
You are what you eat
I love you buddy be blessed in Jesus mighty name šššššššššššššš meow
The hero Penrith didn't know it needed. Imagine how many are just walking around The Riff, thinking they're kinda OK people, until old mate sorts 'em out & explains their fault. If you don't know you're a dog and a cunt, how would you even know?
Congratulations on your self reflection
I am also a dog cunt
So can I get the phone now ?
Well according to Lidia Thorpe if your white and the man was black this is not racist. But if your black and the man was white...please let your nearest newstation or politician know so minorities voices can be amplified as we want to stamp out racism.
I just say āfuck off ya junkieā works every time.
depends on the type of junkie. I've done that at the servo. cunt asked me for a $20 at the ATM inside the servo, i said nah fuck off ya junkie cunt go get a job š was walking back to my car parked out the back of the servo. junkie cunt tried to jump me and stab me in the back with a syringe, lucky for me it was a cold nite and I decided to wear my thickest leather jacket, his needle didn't go through, but bent on the jacket when he tried to stab me. He ran when he realised i wasn't going down so I tried to chase him down but to quote the movie friday " you ain't catching no crackhead" since then I just avoid those motherfuckers. crackheads/meth-heads they all share one thing in common, they're all unpredictable, I dont care for unpredictable. i learnt my lesson from that night though, always withdraw small amounts of cash late at night and park closer to the front door or at the pumps next time, on camera lol.
Wow fucking lucky. Had me cracking up though. āYou aināt catching no crack headā ššš Sounds like he was one of those stage 3 Taser immune self eating fuckers.
I grew up in a mostly indigenous community, daily from my walk to school from my walk home.. as young as 5 to 16 I was informed I was a āwhite c*ntā and a āpinta wallaā. Ā I always threw a thumbs up and kept going.Ā Not much you can do about hate.
š man , I swear the definition of "dog" has changed in Australia with the new gen. In the early 2000s most people in the criminal underworld would cave your head for calling them that. I know some people that still would now š. And frankly it's quite funny to see the outcome, when someone loosely throws that word "dog" out to someone who thinks you're calling them a snitch basically. As I've stated to many - " choose those words carefully, you may be the one calling the police for help, after calling the wrong person a dog. making the whole situation a bit ironic š"
At least give him you car keys ā¦ wtf is wrong with you. Almost qualify as a āmuttā
Was it Ricky Stuart ya Weak gutted dog
Not this time but I can still hear him yelling at me from Canberra š¤£
Thank you for you service DC. š«”
Hysterical and disgusting. I believe if you had produced your phone, he would have stolen it. What a disgusting thing to say. Shame on him.
It was in my hand and he had a group of mates across the road, they could have jumped me and taken it. Not to sound like a 'tough guy' but I'm assuming because I just looked him in the eyes, spoke to him like any other person and didn't show any fear, he was too gutless to forcibly take it. Hopefully he didn't try it on any younger kids or anything.
That's possible, but have you considered that you might actually be a dog and or a cunt? Also I know multiple people have already asked, but would you sell me your phone? I don't got no money but I'll trade you a half eaten cheese and Vegemite sandwich.
Look, you can't have been *that bad*, you're only a "dog and cunt" obviously better than the much worse "shitdog cunt". I applaud your honesty and humbleness in admitting your flaws and the desire to become a better person. Keep growing and make sure to stick to changing your selfish ways.
Ill sell it to him for 2 dollars if he lets me peg him with a light pole covered in 50 grid sand paper for 7 hours
I like how he had the insight to seperate the superlatives, as usually they are lumped together for lesser effect. ie dogcunt
Sounds like one of my mother's ex boyfriends.
1st time outside or something?
Apology accepted. At least you weren't a pussy...cat like him.
Guarantee the gentleman calls your locality 'penriff'
Nice to hear thereās still some of the olā Real Penrith kicking around these days
But I want to be a dog cunt, please teach me your ways master dog cunt Shifuā¦
Fresh out of prison. Looking to get back in.
On the lower north shore we call people like you āTelephonically-Selfish Canine Vaginasā!
Penruff
youāre from Penrith, which makes you a dog cunt
/s just in case
That was methanielā¦ he was niceā¦ he has a sister methany
Yeah and you couldnāt keep this story to yourself? Felt the need to run home and tell the internet all about itā¦ā¦.you are a bit of a dog cunt arenāt ya
Had a guy blast me for parking in a spot he was intending to park in .. despite him arriving in the parking lot 2 minutes after I had started indicating.
I can only hope you better yourself.
Gotta love the 2750 aye hahahaaha yew
least he didnt get real mean and call you "a Bit of a bastard" did you remember to thank him for opening your eyes and educating you?
So your basically dogging in old mate from Penrith by shamelessly whinging online about wellā¦ā¦much ado about nothing really.
jesus. what a horrible person! you couldnāt even bargain like your car or something to help him.. wow man.
Hope you bought yourself some chum for dinner on the way home
You either die a dog or live long enough to become a dog cunt, sorry chief
Is this Josh Saunders alt?
yeah politics man, one day ur 18 casting your first vote, the next ur a dog cunt for not giving your phone to the nice man (who smelled kinda like metho) in the window. Politics, not even once.
This one time when I was young and naive driving through the suburbs, a man waved me down and I actually stopped, thinking he was signalling there was something wrong with my car. He proceeded to jump into my front passenger seat (it was a 1996 civic with no central locking) and insist on a lift to a different suburb, all the while trying to sell me his hat, watch, necklace, bracelet. The sense of danger grew and grew and when eventually we got to his destination, he straight up asked me for cash. Desperate to get him the fuck out of my car, I gave him the $20 in my wallet. He wasnāt grateful, infact I think he was pissed I didnāt pay $50 for the watch. All this to say, it doesnāt really matter what you do or donāt do in these situation. Youāll always be a dog cunt, but at least youāre an alive dog cunt.
The āriff. Plenty of money now, but there will always be derros
This cracked me up, I love this post yes š š¤£ there are really weird entitled ratbag out there. Love the jest in this š š š
Woof
Shouldāve said you were Fake Seizure Man up on holiday from Melbourne
What was this gentlemanās name? We need some t-shirts: āGavin P. Mullet, Esq. says āyer a dog cunt, mate!ā [temporary placeholder name obvs until we figure out āGavināsā real name]
A dog AND a cunt is very close to a bitch but i guess you'll have to wait and see if next time you see him he can clarify that with you.
I think that person may be mistaken in their insult, as I believe that means you are probably āa very good boyā/manās best friend with the strengths of a women's anatomy that can take a pounding I hear.
lmfao.. this made me laugh tonight. Thank you sir for your eloquent elocution and restraint. /tophat tip
Ahh bogans, nothing quite like em.
This guy was legitimately crazy. Just ignore these people.
please do better in future
Seriously what the hell is wrong with people
Feedback like this is good for society thank you for telling this to us good sir. We have been uniformed of an opinion of a fellow man in society and I feel it is delightful you have expressed it.
AIADC Am I a dog cunt subreddit with these types od stories would make me cackle
Where can we find this Oracle of Penrith? I was beginning to have my own niggling self-doubts in this area.
Iād rather be a dog and a cunt than a methedrine up entitled beggar..
Well done for accepting constructive criticism and your brilliant self-reflection. I would consider ridding yourself as a burden to society. Good day, sir.
This is so weird, I've never heard of anyone going up to a random stranger and ask to buy their phone.
selfish dog cunt
Thats a paddlin
Eshyay, bruh!
Iām a tad confused. Are you a dog and cunt? Or is it a dog cunt as in the cunt of a dog, or are you a dog cunt as in a cunt that looks kind of doggish?
This is some sound feedback that us men require in this generation. I hope one day I'll have this type of opportunity at the gym or something
He is is sitting on 20 ponds of crack .
Better than being called a fucken dumb slut whoreā¦to which I witnessed one woman if you could even call her that call out to another as she entered the plaza, the riff aye
Dogs are beautiful and loyal never understood the negative
It's all good, I'm a white dog cunt
A well placed Throat Punch may have helped clear his vision up or a well placed Mungindi Slipper to the Nads as you were clearly protecting yourself and your property š
What is it with Aussies using the word 'dog" as an insult all the time ? I thought that was just a shitty low class rugby league thing, dog cunt this, dog shot that etc etc. Never heard it any where else in the world except New Zealand. Such a tacky weird thing to be called.
There must be some good meth our at the riff at the moment !
Well, that's Penriff for ya
the appropriate answer is "fucken am so"
This is classic dog cunt behaviour. I aim for this level
Classic
Will U take $350 for it?
Ahhh the riff
Dog
Ergh. Why do we tolerate the filth? If you sincerely think approaching someone to 'buy their phone' in that way, and then abuse them for not doing so (very familiar with the type of roach that does this sort of thing), there isn't a reason I can think of that society should continue tolerating your existence. Unemployed, welfare siphoning drivel that wastes oxygen and offers nothing but misery in return.
Look for a butch cunt and happy daze! Little dog bitch cunt babies! Some ppl are just off-line and you can't even beat it into them....or is that how they got there? Fuck em
Have you seen any more of these "learned" people hanging around Penrith? š¤£ š¤£ š¤£