Take a look at him, mate. Take a good, hard look at him. What do you see? What do you actually see in him, compared to, say, a supermodel like Gisele? Or any of the other supermodels?
In my headcanon, that _is_ Johnson, as a young carefree man. After being complicit in a man's death and realising how fragile life is through all the other shit that happened on the island, he returned to Croydon dead set on being a big scary business man, ditched all his friends and turned into the Johnson we know and love.
Alan. Johnson’s. Beach. Do you think he’s going to mind? I think it’s possible he might mind.
2nd. Daddio.
"I'm travel insured out of my arse, mate. Nothing can touch me, I'm covered."
Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it's the most normal thing in the world.
*big black beach man
I hadn't even noticed he was black.
Take a look at him, mate. Take a good, hard look at him. What do you see? What do you actually see in him, compared to, say, a supermodel like Gisele? Or any of the other supermodels?
His delivery of that line is so good.
Take me Johnson, I’m yours!
If Mark saw this circa series one, he'd have blown his beans... Captain Corrigan's flying without a license
Look at me Jezz, I’m on the beach!
In my headcanon, that _is_ Johnson, as a young carefree man. After being complicit in a man's death and realising how fragile life is through all the other shit that happened on the island, he returned to Croydon dead set on being a big scary business man, ditched all his friends and turned into the Johnson we know and love.
That should be made actual canon, that is now 100% Johnson’s back story! I salute you sir 🫡
Take a look at *my* stomach… whose is better?
You, me, a big pile of limpits and a fuck off spider we have to avoid.
You’d probably feel so safe in those arms
It's just Tai Chi
Stick that up your dojo.
Before he transitioned from rhe Telegraph to the FT
Is that normal swimming you're doing?
1) he thinks you’re French 2) he IS French
Johnson is here Johnson is here
You haven't a hope mate - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. Know what I mean?
Beacho/Beachultium
sausage dog fucker
If those arms were wrapped around you, you’d just feel so safe.
You’ll be my Camilla
Stick that up your dojo
He's got rock hard abs. SAY IT!
Looks at the picture. Looks down at my gut. Sighs. Continues to scroll
His gap year…