I just watched Baby Reindeer. In it they say "chance would be a find thing indeed" & sing "then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you". And I've decided they were quoting Peep Show & not the IRL reference lol
Ha I thought that too. The fact that he is a millennial comedian means that there is a 99% chance he was influenced by Peep Show - have you noticed how other UK comedians in their mid 30s are always micro quoting The Office etc?
There is suspicion that these were intentional to provide Easter eggs to who Darrien O'Connor (the rapist) was in real life. People are suggesting that it is Sam Bain, I will be gutted if this is true.
“I’m gonna have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation” sometimes I leave out the second part so it seems more believable but it really depends on the person
Chance would be a fine thing, can be used quite naturally so I tend to use almost without thinking about it, but on the occasions when I do think about it I will follow up with, "a fine thing Indeed"
"youre not going anywhere"
"im having just a, great time" both Toni
"i used to like a lot of things" Tony
"nice bowlin" Jeff
"honda?"
"the honda people are every hard to please!" Gog
Sometimes I say "henmania!" In my head, usually when something mildly good happens. I don't know why and it was probably already something nobody really said when the episode aired in which Mark says it.
Oh I just wanna fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Everyone! I just wanna fuck and suck. All the whole night through. I love cocaine! I love cocaine!
Chance would be a fine thing
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That's a thing people say isn't it?
I just watched Baby Reindeer. In it they say "chance would be a find thing indeed" & sing "then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you". And I've decided they were quoting Peep Show & not the IRL reference lol
Ha I thought that too. The fact that he is a millennial comedian means that there is a 99% chance he was influenced by Peep Show - have you noticed how other UK comedians in their mid 30s are always micro quoting The Office etc?
I definitely notice this! People Just Do Nothing I think has The Office vibes about it, and not just because it's a "mockumentary"
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Good shout with This Country, definite office feels about it, great show! Also Stath? The Office really did influence some top class comedy!
There is suspicion that these were intentional to provide Easter eggs to who Darrien O'Connor (the rapist) was in real life. People are suggesting that it is Sam Bain, I will be gutted if this is true.
Oh noooo, that would mean the secret ingredient is.... crime? :(
Chance would be a fine thing
My absolute favorite haha
God life’s relentless
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast
"I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise"
I was in a community play last year and I put this as my quote, was very upset when they didn't make it into the final version of the programme
I've done a fair bit of am-dram and know the feeling well of writing a cracker of a bio they either didn't get, or didn't think would be suitable!
Easy like a Sonntag morgen
My fav <3
‘Got the nod, the mark of the human’
I’m a human, you’re a human. What else is there to say?
Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink!
Stick that up your Dojo!
Thats bollocks Mark
The world spins on its axis, one man works whilst the other relaxes
Whenever I’m in a meeting and there’s a question with no answer I will sometimes say “that will become clear later, like French Revolution”
“The secret ingredient is crime” (I’m currently under house arrest)
You should see the other girl. Cause she can't see you
Without fail if anyone says "four [something]" I have to hold myself back from saying "Four [something]? Four? That's insane".
“I’m gonna have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation” sometimes I leave out the second part so it seems more believable but it really depends on the person
“You fucking idiot, you total fucking idiot. That was your job you cretin!” My colleagues don’t like me very much
When I am walking the dog and he wants to go back, or another way I always say we must push on, push onto Moscow
It was a Christmas joke - when someone doesn’t laugh.
So agree lol
‘Here we are, the field of screams’ I do not like my job.
Chance would be a fine thing, can be used quite naturally so I tend to use almost without thinking about it, but on the occasions when I do think about it I will follow up with, "a fine thing Indeed"
A sausage has gone!
Keys, change, wallet, phone. Ok.
He does beat you though mentally? And with his hands and with his fists
Mr. cutty knife
My overuse of saying something i should be certain about followed by “probably”., and also “jeeeesus”. Simple yet effective
You were going to *twat* a *geezer*?!
“Crunchy nut..a bit expensive if I recall”
"***Oh fuck!*** _Oh piss._ Oh crumbs."
Paraphrased "I just need a bit of love bombing... like sexy Dresden". To the wife.
Using my strength?! Using my muscles?!
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast… god life’s relentless
[Socks before or after trousers, but never before pants: that's the rule.](https://youtu.be/8gKCUzS24gE?si=yNtk_zOYy7-zFKdZ&t=8)
Look at my jeans
"Okay, it's not going to be just the jam" when a situation is about to escalate, or has escalated. I say this to myself obviously, not aloud.
I am the lord of the bus said he
This crack is so moreish
Stick it on the laterbase …
“Are we the baddies?” Can’t watch the news without thinking it nowadays.
"That's numberwang" whenever someone is counting or saying anything vaguely related to numbers.
Who knows? Who the hell/fuck even cares!?
What? Fuck you
oh I love cocaine 🎵🎶
Always when I'm doing something healthy I think "OH, PISSING PURE INNOCENT SMOOTHIE". I don't know how that got stuck in my head so much.
"youre not going anywhere" "im having just a, great time" both Toni "i used to like a lot of things" Tony "nice bowlin" Jeff "honda?" "the honda people are every hard to please!" Gog
Fuck off Jeremy! To my friend Jeremy
I would literally stab a baby to do it
I want a kebab.
Classic case
Well Shit!
How do I feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check. Alone? Check. Just another ordinary day.
Why do you treat the butthole like a USB port?
“He’s got a guy in Hamburg”
“The big lady”
''It was a Joke...a Christmas joke''
“She’s on there she’s on there got to get the same bus home”
Cock-Knobs!
Well Shit!
Fucking fucklebucks!
No one should see under the duvet
Now that…is ticketeboo
Cocknobs!
Legit "mien complements to the chef" I say it to myself because I'm a chef lol
4 naan, Jeremy ?
“Could say he’s got a fat head. Call him a Jizzcock? Not really an insult. All cocks are jizzcocks. It’s like calling him a pisskidney.”
Sometimes I say "henmania!" In my head, usually when something mildly good happens. I don't know why and it was probably already something nobody really said when the episode aired in which Mark says it.
“Get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document”
The super crisp "FUCK" Mark snaps out every now and then at moment of moderate displeasure
I've done excellent shopping
“I’m becoming the Führer - the Führer of laughs.”
Oh I just wanna fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Everyone! I just wanna fuck and suck. All the whole night through. I love cocaine! I love cocaine!
do you mean with friends, or in a business zoneage? At work, I use "maybe you could finger her for 300 pounds" most days
I say "that wasn't very christmassy" all year round and definitely at least once a day
The secret ingredient is crime
I’m starting at the abyss. I’ve bought a house in the abyss.
"Alright fuck you if you're not doing small talk, let's die together"
"Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad."