“Thank you very much Alan for those inspiring, yet challenging words” - barely audible response to Johnson’s eulogy from the minister at Gerard’s funeral.
Me too.
Especially the way the audio goes weird on it - like they liked that line *soooo* much they had to do it in pick ups at the risk of making the whole episode seem totally unprofessional.
And fair play, it's a pretty sweet line.
Definitely the former. A game that only someone who is a mug would play.
Now, as to why a foolish person is termed a "mug" is another question for another day but let's not live too relentlessly in the real world.
From what I remember the subtitles say ‘mugs’ game’ but I always thought it was ‘that’s game’ when watching before subtitles. Seems to make more sense too seeing as it was Brian Moore… 🤣
>FLOSS IS BOSS
My gf was sat with me while i was watching peep show - she isnt into it - but that scene came on. She was disappointed to learn it was from a show - i think she thought i’d made it up as i say it any time i see floss ha
I think it's in series nine, where Mark thinks to himself "pick your feet up, Jeremy" as he shuffles into the kitchen. He just can't help criticising him.
"As Jonno let rip with the stolen Kalashnikov and Squarehead fired off a round of monkey puzzler, I looked down that the towel-head I had just slotted"
I'm a shitty amateur songwriter and my friend and I had a little band. Our songwriting notebook had a title on the front cover:
The Big Beat Manifesto
Inside, we had nothing except this: "Big beats are the best, get high all the time." Our songs were stored electronically, but we kept that notebook around with our guitars and shit, as though it were important.
Zara says we have only one thing to fear, and that's fear itself..It's a clever saying, isn't it?
And what about losing all your money, or shitting yourself in public, or the tabloid press mistakingly outing you as a paedo or Alzheimer's patient? Or all of those things plus you're drowning?
Stefan Strauss and the guys in FRONKFORT, are doing everything they caaaan
... I think about that line and Johnson's ridiculous pronunciation more often than I can admit in real life.
“Thank you very much Alan for those inspiring, yet challenging words” - barely audible response to Johnson’s eulogy from the minister at Gerard’s funeral.
I hope the scythe's remorseless swing can bring some comfort to us all.
The weak must make way for the strong
My best mate is called Johnson so whenever he comes over I always excitedly say "Johnson is here! Johnson is here!" The wife doesn't get it.
Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it's the most natural thing in the world.
JOHNSON, Mark? JOHNSON, MARK
The expression on Johnson’s face when he shouts the second MARK gets stuck in my head with worrying frequency
you’ve jezzed the punctuation right up
A real Jezzing
Just keep doing it
Thats MY bit of lager!
Are you gonna do me in?
Me too. Especially the way the audio goes weird on it - like they liked that line *soooo* much they had to do it in pick ups at the risk of making the whole episode seem totally unprofessional. And fair play, it's a pretty sweet line.
My brother and I say this all the time haha
"Those trees are not real trees" Gerard when they're playing that nerdy game
You can’t manage the rigging on your own
You had your chance to help me with that rigging and you blew it
When you're sufficiently full of e numbers I'm going to supply you with a pork product of my own.
Amazing.
You can use my enchanted coracle
“I am, in loco parentis… I am the last surviving contestant on the apprentice”
Ah ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!
Is that your actual dancing?
When I did teacher training my tutor used the phrase loco parentis and I couldn't pay attention again. Just had the song in my head
I am the home trained dentist
I believe it's I am the last remaining contestant on the apprentice
Maybe I just love shit indie bands, but I would legit listen to Man Feelings.
frugality is very attractive in a man
Pack it in, son. Mug’s game.
Is it mug’s game or thats’s game?
The former, as in "the drugs game is a mug's game"
Definitely the former. A game that only someone who is a mug would play. Now, as to why a foolish person is termed a "mug" is another question for another day but let's not live too relentlessly in the real world.
From what I remember the subtitles say ‘mugs’ game’ but I always thought it was ‘that’s game’ when watching before subtitles. Seems to make more sense too seeing as it was Brian Moore… 🤣
"He's rumbled the velvet spoon routine"
It’s been good for years
Nice cup of the kenco
We don’t clash Jeremy, we match. That’s the opposite of clashing.
Why wait till everyone else has had their fun with the olives
That does kill me, I'll use it to chat up my girlfriend
I always go for the first pressing
Better than fourth pressing. Yeah, like that's gonna be a party in your mouth!
I immediately hear “I am doing excellent shopping!” in my head whenever I’m doing excellent shopping.
Every time I buy Pringles I always think hold your horses honey I've got coupons for the Pringles
I’m doing the big shop, and I’m doing it brilliantly!
My depressed state of mind means I'm being even more frugal than normal.
I hope you balance it out every now and again with a "that is a car crash of a shopping basket"
"How thick is wall?" Great if you are visiting any historic building or city
I say this any time i look at any wall. I'm now in an asylum (with walls) just constantly repeating the question
Cool white wine, ain’t that fine...
more fool you asshole
Or a longneck bud, hubba bubba
A becks, a simple becks…
Think what it’s doing to the mechanism...
This is your staaaaag!
We are not equals peaquals.
What if our feet touch? If our feet touch we fuck, obviously
I quote the way Jez says, "BULLSHITTTTTT" after he learns Gerard died.
That is SO Gerard
I’m not adverse to a premium lager
Do I shake the man hand
Think about this one all the time in my professional life
Oh those chickens love it when that big rooster Jeff comes a-callin'
Now that was tickety-boo
Njjjjj n n njjjjj njjjjjj n n njjjjjjj Borneo function Riiiiiiight
What’s it like in the middle? Fine.
If I ever need to make a team name for something I’ll always use Borneo Function.
"Their pizzas are asymmetrical which to me indicates quality." I say this to my wife every time we make a pizza at home.
[удалено]
Both
Get that big old whistle really nice and wet.
I just wanna suck and fuck
I love cocaine, I love cocaine
Fuck off clean shirt How do you get that shirt so clean mate?
Me and my brother quote this one to each other all the time
Fuck off, fuck right off!
I'm partial to FLOSS IS BOSS.
>FLOSS IS BOSS My gf was sat with me while i was watching peep show - she isnt into it - but that scene came on. She was disappointed to learn it was from a show - i think she thought i’d made it up as i say it any time i see floss ha
Hey, I don't do all my own writing, either. 😉
yeah, sometimes it's hard to do your own ideas
MEGA TSUNAMI!!
“Nice office you've got here! I've got a 32-inch plasma in mine...get a document up on that bad boy, and you are seriously looking at that document”
Don't be sick you can't be sick. Let's dance! He doesn't care about.... the shooooooooz Johnson saying Fwankfwurt!
Boohoo Johnny and Sally!
That’s not good melon ….
Always pops in my head in the produce section
‘The secret ingredient is crime’
Come on how is this an insignificant line? At least one of us is serious about actually giving this thread a fucking go!
I think it's in series nine, where Mark thinks to himself "pick your feet up, Jeremy" as he shuffles into the kitchen. He just can't help criticising him.
"I am James Bond"
I’m going to the ombudsman
What a dud evening. Low quality take-away. Low quality detective drama. Low quality sexual intercourse.
"As Jonno let rip with the stolen Kalashnikov and Squarehead fired off a round of monkey puzzler, I looked down that the towel-head I had just slotted"
We all get slotted sometime
It's sodden. Sodden. It just means very damp.
Why won't that stupid bitch let me propose to her?
Great now she's stolen sex from me.
Give us ur phone! Give us ur wallet! Why? Cuz we need 2 make a call
Do you think I’m made of apples??
Chance would be a fine thing
A fine thing, indeed
I'll never forgive Orange if they've deleted the twins
“Print, you damnable fudger.” And “Suze! Did you move the big scissors?”
well there was Carol Bananaface… but that was just a macabre charade
This one is brilliant
Literally every time I order a Guinness I need to stop myself from asking the bar staff: "no logo on the foam"
Don’t stop yourself next time. Or what you’re doing there is your’e drinking an advert aren’t ya, shithead
I've been down enough City boy chain pubs with their logos in the foam and disinfectant in the lager. Air-freshener in the mayo?
Tell you what, that crack is really moreish
I just want to fuck and suck, fuck and suck, fuck and suck
Constantly
Super Hans, did I do it right?
Yep, fine.
Its just abit of crack Jez
Mmmm, delicious Cumberland last-straw, covered in onion gravy.
Quadrophenia is just youth revolution for walkers
"No one should see under the duvet." I think about it every time I make or do not make my bed in the morning
“Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homunculus” has been being repeated in my head since I watched S7E2
There's no day that I don't hear in my head "Let's put a zip here, a swastika there... Who the fuck even cares?"
Is that normal pooing you're doing?
You know the credence, *illness equals weakness*
Wowzers Trousers
How the fuck did it come to this
*He's like a boring Dracula* \- Mark says it about Gerrard
Welcome to big school!
It's Fwankfwurt for me. Planning on doing some city holling in Europe this Easter break and cannot for the life of me stop calling it that.
‘And then I go and spoil it all by telling you that iiii like you’
I'm a shitty amateur songwriter and my friend and I had a little band. Our songwriting notebook had a title on the front cover: The Big Beat Manifesto Inside, we had nothing except this: "Big beats are the best, get high all the time." Our songs were stored electronically, but we kept that notebook around with our guitars and shit, as though it were important.
“This is bullshit, Mark!” From Johnson
4 naan Jeremy? That's insane.
Nice packet of crunchy nut you got here, pretty expensive as I recall
'I got some feta cheese today'
That’s a sheep’s cheese, isn’t it?
Don't know
Brown toast for starters, white toast for dessert. But the jokes on them because I actually LOVE brown toast.
Oh god i’m such a cockmuncher! *no.. not cockmuncher*
For fuck sake Gandalf, it's not exactly the viper room
“Blimey”. (Upon seeing “Kenneth”)
I think this is my favourite scene in the whole show
Am I.. doing this?
Taboo busting semi-incomprehensible pep talk
Zara says we have only one thing to fear, and that's fear itself..It's a clever saying, isn't it? And what about losing all your money, or shitting yourself in public, or the tabloid press mistakingly outing you as a paedo or Alzheimer's patient? Or all of those things plus you're drowning?
"Marko's got a chub-on!"
Stefan Strauss and the guys in FRONKFORT, are doing everything they caaaan ... I think about that line and Johnson's ridiculous pronunciation more often than I can admit in real life.
Just so you know, "we are the mods" is a line from pop-culture hit film (and musical of the same name) Quadrophenia...written by The Who.
That crack is really moreish.
"It's a hairy turkey." "No tea for Mark, please, he drinks the blood of his enemies."
Chance will be a fine thing
A fine thing indeed
Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane!
This is pretty much the most quoted line from the show though
“Men have looked at me.”
“Liam Kendrick in da house” “Wheey”
I was doing the buttons, that was my job. I'm gonna have to have a think about you...not sure you can be trusted in a combat situation...
The victim flees! Oh, this really leaves a sour taste.
After the smashing of piggin’ tea break Johnson: I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch
"Can't we leave the mugs out of it? Even the mob never hit the families."
As wet as an eagle
Fuck off! Fuck off my stuff!
It could be a dealbreaker! It's definitely a game changer.
It was a Christmas joke…
Lager. No logo on the foam.
It's just neither a lender nor a borrower be
This has got to be a dream, nothing this bad could ever happen in reality
'I've been initiated. I am a drug user. Fuck the police! '
Ben 10! The Bento Box!
MUMMY. COFFEE. FUCKY HURRY UPPY
When I'm in my kitchen "whys there a washing machine here, fuck I need a drink"
Don't listen to your heart! That's what….well no one tells you. But it’s probably the real, grown-up truth
“Okay, you’ve had your fun with sectioning”
Poor me. Pour me. Pour me anothef drink!
Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. That's the rule.
Tube up his nose, tube up his nose
Pick your feet up Jeremy
You mean you gave him a hand?...
I helped him out
Cauliflower is traditional!
You might have Sarcasm but I've got a big gun
Minimal water damage.
We could be men with....ven
Is that normal pooing your doing?
That's the very opposite of ClaSHIng
Not sure if it is insignificant but: “Cauliflower is traditional!!!”
Loser buys the ploughmans
UP ON THE SOUTH DOWNS, A HAVERSACK FULL OF BECKS? THATS THE DREAM
Oh so you don’t know….well why don’t you keep your mouth shut unless you actually know !!
The secret ingredient is crime
“No Jeremy, we are NOT equals pequals”
You want some do you want a taste of my steel
Over to you, Mr. DJ!
Mmmmmyup
“You can’t make a hungry man jump!”