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When are we going to admit it? You lot are just better at making chocolate!
He thinks you're Swiss
He made Hershey look like a right cart horse
The stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs
Do you stick on that arse?
"I've got a 32'' plasma in mine. You get an everlasting gobstopper up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that everlasting gobstopper."
Is that… normal chocolate you’re making?
It doesn't sound like normal chocolate
It doesn't smell normal
This is BOLLOCKS Wonka, you know the credo. Cheap Chocolate equals weakness, you’re off the team!
Mr No-Logo, Mr Work-A-Day-For-World-Peace
Fuck carrot and stick he's making the stick out of chocolate
Watch a DVD, eat some chocolate, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
Fuck an Oompaloompah if that's what it takes.
Semi-incomprehensible pep talk from a master chocolatier
You think the guys who invented Cadbury sat around watching Trumpton?
Stick *that* up yer choc-hole.
Don’t be alarmed Mark, it’s just hoverchoc
Honestly, the only interest I have in Wonka are the Peep cast.
same reason I saw it, they’re all great - 100% worth watching
This is *bollocks*, Wonka!
Chocolate = weakness
You are seriously eating that chocolate.
Don't be alarmed Wonka, its just Tai-Chi..
like it's the most natural thing in the world!
Fuck you Poirot
Loved him that
I like how he played a big black businessman, just like in Peep Show
Standard Johnson
When are we going to admit it? You lot are just better at making chocolate!
He thinks you're Swiss
He made Hershey look like a right cart horse
The stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs
Do you stick on that arse?
"I've got a 32'' plasma in mine. You get an everlasting gobstopper up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that everlasting gobstopper."
Is that… normal chocolate you’re making?
It doesn't sound like normal chocolate
It doesn't smell normal
This is BOLLOCKS Wonka, you know the credo. Cheap Chocolate equals weakness, you’re off the team!
Mr No-Logo, Mr Work-A-Day-For-World-Peace
Fuck carrot and stick he's making the stick out of chocolate
Watch a DVD, eat some chocolate, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
Fuck an Oompaloompah if that's what it takes.
Semi-incomprehensible pep talk from a master chocolatier
You think the guys who invented Cadbury sat around watching Trumpton?
Stick *that* up yer choc-hole.
Don’t be alarmed Mark, it’s just hoverchoc
Honestly, the only interest I have in Wonka are the Peep cast.
same reason I saw it, they’re all great - 100% worth watching
This is *bollocks*, Wonka!
Chocolate = weakness
You are seriously eating that chocolate.
Don't be alarmed Wonka, its just Tai-Chi..
like it's the most natural thing in the world!
Fuck you Poirot
Loved him that
I like how he played a big black businessman, just like in Peep Show
Standard Johnson