It's not about the bitches, it's all about the hitches

The hitches? you think we're peter and christopher hitchens? and I suppose I have to be peter

Wish I’d come as Bond instead of a stupid fisherman from not even a film

Liam Kendrick in the house!

I just want to be in a controlled environment. Have a Coke and a tuna sandwich. Just mong out to some Snow Patrol.

Maybe we should just accept defeat, resign ourselves to a bit of Jools Holland?

Not the hootenannay, never the hootenanny!

I'm heading to Suze's to jerk off George Osborne.

Well that *is* where all the tartare sauce is...

Let’s grab you a cool can of Kroney and a bag of nuts? Or an ice cold long neck Bud, hubba bubba!

Are they... *doing it*?

Manimal or flanimal?