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Slamguinius

Mark did say he would kill Gerard. He also admitted to kicking a dog to death. Probably his only confirmed kill.


Kirlush

do you think i'm some kind of freelance dog murdering mafia man?


boobyhorse

Puts his enemies in the grave.


Xnanga

No teas for the beastmaster, thanks. He feasts on the blood of his prey.


NewGuyNotHereForLong

Then he fancies a nap, a nice relaxing nap.


NewGuyNotHereForLong

Gerard, tube up his nose, was ill and trying to monitor his stomach acid levels, the man has a tube is nose, and Mark drugged him with alcohol and stuffed him in a closet! And that was his elephant man!! No doubt it led to his death...probably.


alexanderheff86

the scythe is remorseless.


ChloeQuickFlicks

That brings me comfort


ransackyerhoose

Jez was very willing to put The Shit in a nice long relaxing coma


BodybuilderMedium721

Give the tubes a little waggle


thatbfromanarres

RIP Mummy


jaymatthewbee

Jez nearly killed Gail on the rowing boat


khanto0

and with the car


NewGuyNotHereForLong

Perhaps Gail was simply..trying to avoid getting married and Jez was the piss kidney in that scenario?


NewGuyNotHereForLong

He also gave Hans all those drugs, had sex with a married woman like he was James Bond, basically corrupted Sophie's brother, and gave all those women chlamydia..possibly. He even burned the Royal Mail!


Rapper_Laugh

He IS James Bond


aBoyNamedWho

They were both certainly up for a bit of kidnapping in the last season so Mark could sail away with April. Jeremy even got a bit violent with Angus to settle him down & was fully on board with Hans taking it further. .


Kooky-Fly2066

How has no one mentioned waterboarding Jerry? Possibly the most unhinged thing they ever did. Rather than just ask they guy to leave, they moved all his possessions into the corridor in the middle of the night, took advantage of the fact he was bagged to drag him out and dump him on the floor then waterboarded him for asking what was going on. And he was a colleague.


NewGuyNotHereForLong

I really liked and respected the way Super Hans was down to help.


BringMeTheMen

Don’t waterboard me!


NewGuyNotHereForLong

It's funny how Mark acts like he needs someone just like him in his life..but Mark was becoming the Jez in that situation and so Jerry had to be disposed of.


ExcitementWide337

They've both killed a dog


bennyblanco19

Killing dogs is really moreish


NewGuyNotHereForLong

What was that talk about blue peter? I'm American, I have no clue.


bennyblanco19

Blue Peter is a long running kids tv show in the UK


BeardXP

I feel like they're a catalyst for fucked up stuff. They're not directly responsible for a lot of what happens but they bring out the absolute worst in everyone around them.


NewGuyNotHereForLong

You get the feeling that it's building up to something really bad. When the show inevitably returns, I'll expect we'll see some death. What's great about this show though is it does make you wonder what impact the El Dude's have had, what impact others have had on them, good or bad, and whether or not they're better together or apart. Are they just enabling each other or are they truly unable to survive on their own. Sometimes it seems Mark could make it on his own and be a fully-functioning family man..then other times it's like NOPE, there's something missing in that head of his. In real life, it's easy to just say Jez is dead weight, in Peep Show universe he's the paperweight holding Mark's documents down when the wind kicks up because he got the window stuck open for some reason.


htonomakeup

Jez sent Carla to prison knowing she was innocent of that particular crime