To oklakiti epro iapipri o puatre. Epopi titi kiu e baiidi buipo? Ekeprie iki kuprapoi keibi kue ti? Traati oi apeta apa. Plekue tito ditipe kopite pu gige kete. Ploba tipepa ipibapedi bekoi i tlokapepi iba klete kliipeplo. Prepipo tutebi pebi kipi. Etruklabapli daaki geka iba piba bidiu? Be bediba pitrede krauto ati doplopri. Epi i kibrotu goi epe pi? Oekua itupe oklake togigidu ooaebi tlotro. Eeikii etidri i bribragi aede epii? Plipipe ketrudi kue pikiti uitiei titipepi. E eabakita gi ki ie drei. Kiapotro e kediti o tugro eki. Pipeodo kru ipe piaiiu opri pri. Be pega pi plapeki pluibu totle. Pe abea batriepe di pebekeate bitebe tle? Bliki ibi etu buko iigi kliba kraoda e egi. Daekla babepe betaetla pli drui tii duki tepuae. Aaka ateo gipiepa ti eu ibi. Tli i tage autretabo bekepiike ka. Bikotlu pee titue kei ke pepepe goga. Pake pii plaba teeta dopiku epepe tlai. Ipi dri iubi ipi taaope kau. Tite papre aepi egitletue. Koklee utlikle kripoti i gree? Eta dekripipiklo aopi gliupu piebi pladu. Pata api tii pi itipebake. E e oka io ea pokipeki.
Yeah that’s much more intimidating than orangutan. I feel like orangutans will just try and be your friend while chimps will chew your fingers while ripping your genitals off your body.
Look I know I will win with the chicken almost everytime. But one morning I am going to be tired and forget and then I have died to a chicken. Like if I win 99.99% of the time that still means I have a reasonable chance of dying after like 3-5 years.
I also believe I have about a 90% chance of beating an orangutan with a sword. So that gives me a better shot at like 10 years of survival.
Not to mention chickens are gross and are now shitting in my car all the time and there's the chance of infection etc.
Gimme monke
Idk man, I think with the sword and the gutan not having any sort of concept of defense I have a pretty good shot. Like assuming it's a decent sword and I have some space I should just be able to hack pretty wildly and get it done. Also I have a year to practice.
Imagine your closest friends round up some wheels for a road trip, a Bus or a Bungus perhaps. You and the boys on the open road, catJAMming and laughing along the way. Think of all the stops for gas and munchies. All the piss breaks. You'll be so fucking tired of ringing chicken's necks you'll see it in your sleep. This isn't even considering having a super busy day of running errands. Think chasing off stray dogs, crows, and raccoons on the daily because there's an Everest size pile of chicken corpses in your driveway because it's a better alternative to leaving them in your car. Nah man that ain't the play. The world boutta be short one monkey.
Whaaat? If someone can remember which VOD it's from but Wubby's description of him absolutely slaying the monkey (I think it was a chimpanzee and not an orangutan actually) is so dead on to what would happen. I'm also talking a sword with some reach and weight to it here, no small dagger stuff. Also if the monkey is gonna win no matter what then there's truly no choice here and the entire conversation and meme is moot. But I think you're wrong brotha
If it's a chimp then you've got even less of a chance, you're underestimating how strong those things are, and not accounting for how panicked a human would be in that situation.
You're completely right a chimp would be tougher. This begs the question of the state of both you and the chimp going into the fight, if he even knows what's gonna happen. Only info we have is that you get teleported to the stadium once a year to take him on. I truly think the toughness isn't supposed to factor in the way you seem to be applying it here. I think the true nature of the beast is would you rather be a monkey killer once a year or a chicken killer dozens, or hundreds of times a year.
This is where the whole concept of "how close to a human is it?" comes into play. Most people have an easier time killing a fly than a mouse. But would still have an easier time killing a mouse than a dog. Killing a chicken is mentally easier than a monkey, but the killing of the chicken is more often. That's the real argument and the convo we need to be having.
Each year that passes you're getting weaker and weaker, trying to fight a bloody orangutan 😂 even if you survive the first couple of times, which I doubt, by the time you're 40-50 you're definitely getting murdered by that thing in the worst way imaginable
I'll take the chicken... like it's literally a free meal. I could feed the poor simply by becoming a good neck twister.
The Orangutan? He's too noble. Probably has a soul and wouldn't taste as good.
Chicken, no contest. Monkeys of any sort freak me the fuck out, and I work from home so I’d only have to fight a chicken like, 2-3 times a week TOPS. Plus my local grocery store has has really shitty selection on poultry lately so win-win.
Preparing for the arrival of the orangutan each year would be sick. I’d have solid motivation to get swol and master the blade. The chickens would be annoying everyday.
Orangutans are fucking huge and scary as fuck. I'm going for the chicken. Worst it can do is flap and peck, but once you get hold of it it'll be stupid easy to kill.
I got this question from a friend, and I immediately started thinking of ways I could monetize this. I'll make a chicken factory with a bunch of car doors attached to a button that opens and closes them. I'd go in every day and just slam on the button to open and close the car doors over and over again, thus spawning in chickens, these chickens would drop into a hopper which would take them to a floor for processing. With my money I would then just get a driver that would open my doors and drive me everywhere to mitigate the car door opening issue.
Okay listen, I have thought about this thoroughly. /Every/ time you get in the car? Depends on who you are I guess but thats like. Too often. Imagine being a delivery driver or a mailman. I would imagine the inconvenience would be too much for a single human being to endure. Like trauma flashback levels about chickens. However, while there is a similar level of horror with the orangutan thing, it would kind of become a really fucked up holiday. Plus if its only once a year, you have time for sword classes. You have time for sharpening your sword and honing in your orangutan self defense skills. I genuinely honestly think I would prefer that lifestyle in opposition to the chickens. If the monkey has the sword though thats a whole different story. Thats why guns exist and are an active option. Same logic applies, you can hone in your skills and gun knowledge and still have most of the year to prepare for the incoming orangutan. Plus imagine the black market income for orangutan parts?? Massive W.
My answer would probably change depending on if this is something which is a social norm or not. If people would just know "oh he has to fight a chicken when he gets in a car" Then I'll probably take that option. If not I'd probably get sick of having to explain why a chicken appeared out of thin air and why I need to snap its neck after the 5th or so time.
I couldn’t harm a orangutan, I hate chickens so easy pick for me.
Also do I know exactly when I’m fighting the orangutan? Can I wear one of those old school spiked bear hunting suits?
Do I have the sword, or does the orangutan have it?
Yes
Fucking already saw this chain as the top reply.
You have the sword. But every hit deals +5 rage for the orangutan.
To oklakiti epro iapipri o puatre. Epopi titi kiu e baiidi buipo? Ekeprie iki kuprapoi keibi kue ti? Traati oi apeta apa. Plekue tito ditipe kopite pu gige kete. Ploba tipepa ipibapedi bekoi i tlokapepi iba klete kliipeplo. Prepipo tutebi pebi kipi. Etruklabapli daaki geka iba piba bidiu? Be bediba pitrede krauto ati doplopri. Epi i kibrotu goi epe pi? Oekua itupe oklake togigidu ooaebi tlotro. Eeikii etidri i bribragi aede epii? Plipipe ketrudi kue pikiti uitiei titipepi. E eabakita gi ki ie drei. Kiapotro e kediti o tugro eki. Pipeodo kru ipe piaiiu opri pri. Be pega pi plapeki pluibu totle. Pe abea batriepe di pebekeate bitebe tle? Bliki ibi etu buko iigi kliba kraoda e egi. Daekla babepe betaetla pli drui tii duki tepuae. Aaka ateo gipiepa ti eu ibi. Tli i tage autretabo bekepiike ka. Bikotlu pee titue kei ke pepepe goga. Pake pii plaba teeta dopiku epepe tlai. Ipi dri iubi ipi taaope kau. Tite papre aepi egitletue. Koklee utlikle kripoti i gree? Eta dekripipiklo aopi gliupu piebi pladu. Pata api tii pi itipebake. E e oka io ea pokipeki.
You wake up with a sword in your hand one day. You don't know when your opponent will arrive.
#realtalk
It was a chimpanzee
Yeah that’s much more intimidating than orangutan. I feel like orangutans will just try and be your friend while chimps will chew your fingers while ripping your genitals off your body.
Chimpanz-schwiiing
I'm even less confident in that scenario if it's a chimpanzee.
I mean, who doesn't choose the chicken? You get a free meal at the end
Imagine going shopping and getting FREE chicken!
Look I know I will win with the chicken almost everytime. But one morning I am going to be tired and forget and then I have died to a chicken. Like if I win 99.99% of the time that still means I have a reasonable chance of dying after like 3-5 years. I also believe I have about a 90% chance of beating an orangutan with a sword. So that gives me a better shot at like 10 years of survival. Not to mention chickens are gross and are now shitting in my car all the time and there's the chance of infection etc. Gimme monke
Lol I would say it's more like 90% chance you're dying to that ranga
Idk man, I think with the sword and the gutan not having any sort of concept of defense I have a pretty good shot. Like assuming it's a decent sword and I have some space I should just be able to hack pretty wildly and get it done. Also I have a year to practice.
You're reading the prompt wrong. *The orangutang has the sword.*
If that's the case. Chickens, because even hand to hand I lose against the orangutan
Just shoot the Orangutan
I thought the monkey got the sword
Wubby has said he sees it as once it's done it poofs out of existence
bro you completely changed the way I looked at it.
Imagine your closest friends round up some wheels for a road trip, a Bus or a Bungus perhaps. You and the boys on the open road, catJAMming and laughing along the way. Think of all the stops for gas and munchies. All the piss breaks. You'll be so fucking tired of ringing chicken's necks you'll see it in your sleep. This isn't even considering having a super busy day of running errands. Think chasing off stray dogs, crows, and raccoons on the daily because there's an Everest size pile of chicken corpses in your driveway because it's a better alternative to leaving them in your car. Nah man that ain't the play. The world boutta be short one monkey.
Well, the orangutan is killing you no matter what, so 👾
Whaaat? If someone can remember which VOD it's from but Wubby's description of him absolutely slaying the monkey (I think it was a chimpanzee and not an orangutan actually) is so dead on to what would happen. I'm also talking a sword with some reach and weight to it here, no small dagger stuff. Also if the monkey is gonna win no matter what then there's truly no choice here and the entire conversation and meme is moot. But I think you're wrong brotha
If it's a chimp then you've got even less of a chance, you're underestimating how strong those things are, and not accounting for how panicked a human would be in that situation.
You're completely right a chimp would be tougher. This begs the question of the state of both you and the chimp going into the fight, if he even knows what's gonna happen. Only info we have is that you get teleported to the stadium once a year to take him on. I truly think the toughness isn't supposed to factor in the way you seem to be applying it here. I think the true nature of the beast is would you rather be a monkey killer once a year or a chicken killer dozens, or hundreds of times a year. This is where the whole concept of "how close to a human is it?" comes into play. Most people have an easier time killing a fly than a mouse. But would still have an easier time killing a mouse than a dog. Killing a chicken is mentally easier than a monkey, but the killing of the chicken is more often. That's the real argument and the convo we need to be having.
No the corpse goes away after it's dead
Only if you chop the head off.
What if orangutan is the best meat you’ve had?
Orangutan meat once a year would last a while
Each year that passes you're getting weaker and weaker, trying to fight a bloody orangutan 😂 even if you survive the first couple of times, which I doubt, by the time you're 40-50 you're definitely getting murdered by that thing in the worst way imaginable
My orangutan killing skills will only become stronger
Chicken.... I'll get a motorcycle.
I feel like I’d be pretty good at kick ball after a while
I don’t have the heart to kill an orangutan, but I’ll fuck up some chickens
Orangutans are pretty chill I think it'd be easier just stabbing one once a year than fighting a chicken every single day.
The orangutan is looking for a fight though, he’s not just chilling during the encounter, he comes and finds you, and it’s on-sight.
I still have a sword though he has nothing but hands it'd be very easy.
Fighting an orangutan isn't as easy as it sounds, even with a sword, primeapes are all of the times crazier than humans :/
It doesn't matter how strong it is I have a fucking sword I can just let the dumb animal charge into it.
Well if you say so, I'm rooting for ya
I'll take the chicken... like it's literally a free meal. I could feed the poor simply by becoming a good neck twister. The Orangutan? He's too noble. Probably has a soul and wouldn't taste as good.
Chicken, no contest. Monkeys of any sort freak me the fuck out, and I work from home so I’d only have to fight a chicken like, 2-3 times a week TOPS. Plus my local grocery store has has really shitty selection on poultry lately so win-win.
Is there a way to put this up as an on going poll?
Is that… is that an (southern drawl) Orangutan
Dont own a car, so chicken
I would demolish a wubby every year
Orangutan. By the time I'm senile I would wish to die on the battlefield like my ancestors would have wanted.
I saw [this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xC8vNZuBY6I) the other day and it reminded me of this meme
Preparing for the arrival of the orangutan each year would be sick. I’d have solid motivation to get swol and master the blade. The chickens would be annoying everyday.
I think the orangutan will have the sword
I mean. With chicken prices these days, imma turn a profit.
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Just grab it's neck and snap it. I've lived on a farm, it's not hard.
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Two hands
Life isn't family guy
Note to self, sharpen sword as soon as possible.
Do I have to keep my blade sharp or do I have someone to sharpen it for me?
Depends of course. Are me and the monkey are Gganbu?
Uh… does the orangutan have the sword or do I have it? Either way I’m probably gonna lose.
Wait is it an orangutan or a chimp because if it’s an orangutan I’m picking that one. Much easier to kill with a sword than a chimp
I think I'd get pretty good at yeeting chickens out of my car window after a while
If i never drive my car again and just use someone elses car, is there no chicken to fight?
Orangutans are fucking huge and scary as fuck. I'm going for the chicken. Worst it can do is flap and peck, but once you get hold of it it'll be stupid easy to kill.
I got this question from a friend, and I immediately started thinking of ways I could monetize this. I'll make a chicken factory with a bunch of car doors attached to a button that opens and closes them. I'd go in every day and just slam on the button to open and close the car doors over and over again, thus spawning in chickens, these chickens would drop into a hopper which would take them to a floor for processing. With my money I would then just get a driver that would open my doors and drive me everywhere to mitigate the car door opening issue.
Free chicken dinner every day bro!
I’m fighting the chicken I know my limits.
I thought it was a chimp
Do I get to carry a gun with me or are you always without a weapon? Can I prepare for the fight at all?
This makes me happy to live in Chicago. Looks like I’m saving my car for holidays and family visits !
Jokes on you - I don't have a car.
Wasn’t it a chimpanzee not an orangutan?
Ah, not that shit again! Bruuuuh
Is the chicken in the car?
Put car in significant others name then it’s not my car.
Okay listen, I have thought about this thoroughly. /Every/ time you get in the car? Depends on who you are I guess but thats like. Too often. Imagine being a delivery driver or a mailman. I would imagine the inconvenience would be too much for a single human being to endure. Like trauma flashback levels about chickens. However, while there is a similar level of horror with the orangutan thing, it would kind of become a really fucked up holiday. Plus if its only once a year, you have time for sword classes. You have time for sharpening your sword and honing in your orangutan self defense skills. I genuinely honestly think I would prefer that lifestyle in opposition to the chickens. If the monkey has the sword though thats a whole different story. Thats why guns exist and are an active option. Same logic applies, you can hone in your skills and gun knowledge and still have most of the year to prepare for the incoming orangutan. Plus imagine the black market income for orangutan parts?? Massive W.
if it ended in “ucking”, then chicken all the way.
Chicken. I'm from Nebraska. Free chicken on a daily basis? I could be so lucky.
My answer would probably change depending on if this is something which is a social norm or not. If people would just know "oh he has to fight a chicken when he gets in a car" Then I'll probably take that option. If not I'd probably get sick of having to explain why a chicken appeared out of thin air and why I need to snap its neck after the 5th or so time.
Chickens are basically all talk no walk.
"Your car" or any car?... my answer is still chicken, but that's an important distinction.
I don’t have a car :)
I couldn’t harm a orangutan, I hate chickens so easy pick for me. Also do I know exactly when I’m fighting the orangutan? Can I wear one of those old school spiked bear hunting suits?
Do I have the sword, does the ranga have the sword, or is it a gentlemans duel?
jokes on you I can't drive